Chapter Seventy-Three: Typos
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"Actually, the Valley of Ghosts is here," said the wise man.
"Hey, but we only saw the ghost city, not the Ghost Valley," Lin Feng asked curiously.
"Hehe, in fact, the ghost city is the ghost valley, and the ghost valley is the ghost city," the wise man stroked the three whiskers on the side of the cat's mouth, and said with an unfathomable look of a wise man.
"It turns out that Ghost Valley is not a valley, but a castle," Lin Feng said as if he seemed to understand.
"Wrong," the wise man suddenly threw out a word, which directly made Lin Feng and Kang Er confused again.
"The ghost city is in this space where we live, and the ghost valley is in another dimension," the wise man said.
"Moreover, the entrance to the Valley of Ghosts is here," said the wise man. Hearing this, Lin Feng and Kang'er's faces suddenly changed. I saw that the wise man waved his hand, and threw out a strong wind, blowing down the screen, and suddenly revealing what was inside, which was actually a rectangular mirror in the shape of a door.
"This mirror is the entrance to Ghost Valley?" Kang'er asked.
"Yes," replied the wise man in the affirmative. Hearing this, Lin Feng immediately ran to the side of the mirror, reached out and touched the mirror, but felt that it was a very ordinary mirror, just relatively large. Suddenly, the wise man stretched out a cat's paw and shot out a pale green phosgene. When this phosgene entered the mirror, Lin Feng and Kang Er were surprised to see that the mirror emitted a burst of green light, and then a dynamic picture suddenly appeared inside. Inside, there is a huge mountain range, and as the picture progresses, an entrance appears in a hidden valley deep in the mountains.
"Look, there's the Valley of Ghosts," the wise man said, pointing to the entrance to the valley.
Hearing this, Lin Feng and Kang Er took a closer look and found that the valley was bottomless.
"Then how do we get in?" Kang'er asked when she reached out and touched it, and found that she was still touching a mirror.
"Hehe, it's easy, just sign this contract, and you can enter," the wise man waved his paws, shooting out a pale yellow light, and when the light disappeared, a white paper full of words appeared on the table.
"What kind of contract is this?" Lin Feng walked over and looked at it, and found that the text on it was like a tadpole, and he couldn't understand it at all, so he asked. At this time, Kang Er also came over to take a look, but he didn't know the words on it.
"What kind of text is this? how come we've never seen one," Kang'er asked.
"Hehe, this is an ancient text, and ghost thunder has existed since ancient times. This is a contract to enter the Valley of Ghosts voluntarily, and when you sign it, you will enter it voluntarily, and you will not complain about your fate," said the wise man.
Hearing this, Kang'er immediately became vigilant in her heart.
"Why did you sign this contract to enter the Ghost Valley? Besides, we wondered, who are you, why are you so powerful, and why do you know so much about Ghost Thunder," Kang'er asked vigilantly.
Hearing this, Lin Feng also immediately became alert in his heart and looked at the wise man. Hearing Kang'er ask this, the wise man was very calm and not surprised at all.
"I guessed you would ask that," the wise man smiled faintly, and then said, "Actually, I am the guardian of the Ghost Thunder. ”
Hearing this, Lin Feng and Kang Er were immediately shocked.
"Don't get me wrong, nominally I'm a guardian, but in fact, I'm just a slave to the ghost thunder," the wise man said with some anger suddenly.
"The reason why the ghost thunder is called the ghost thunder is because it can control people's souls, my soul is controlled by him, and I have to guard this place forever according to his orders, and stay in this small ghost tower forever, so I hate him, hate ghost thunder," the wise man said angrily.
"The thunder and lightning that can control the soul are so powerful," Lin Feng suddenly felt a little weak in his heart. When he was a newborn calf, he was not afraid of tigers, and he came alone to find the ghost thunder. But after experiencing so many things, Lin Feng also had contact with the outside world. The outside world is not a greenhouse, but a purgatory full of dangers.
"So you want us to go in and get rid of the ghost thunder?" Kang'er said. Hearing this, the wise man smiled bitterly.
"Ghost Thunder kills a strong person who has entered the Void Realm, it is easier than stepping on an ant to death, you go just to send it to death, I don't have hope for the future anymore, I just want to entertain myself. Now that I've told you everything, it's up to you to decide whether you want to enter the Valley of Ghosts or not. If you want to go in, you sign a contract, and if you don't go in, you go back," the wise man said dryly.
Hearing this, Lin Feng and Kang Er glanced at each other.
"Let's go in," Lin Feng and Kang'er said firmly. Hearing this, the wise man smiled faintly, pushed the contract in front of the two, and threw a pen at the same time. Then, Lin Feng and Kang Er wrote their names on it. Lin Feng wrote "Lin Feng. Kang'er wrote, "Liu Kang'er." ”
After signing the name, Lin Feng and Kang'er handed the contract to the wise man.
"We don't know ancient characters, we can only write the words that are common now," Lin Feng pouted and said.
"It's okay, it's okay, hahaha," the wise man didn't mind at all, and laughed. But this kind of laughter made Lin Feng and Kang Er feel that something was wrong.
"What are you laughing at?" Lin Feng asked with a frown.
"Hahaha, I'm laughing at you about to turn into zombies," the wise man laughed. Hearing this, Lin Feng and Kang'er's faces changed greatly.
"What a zombie, you name it clearly," Kang'er said sharply.
"Hmph, do you think the contract you just signed is really an admission ticket, it's actually a contract that you voluntarily give your soul, as long as you sign it, your soul will be out of your body and absorbed by the ghost thunder, and you will become zombies, hahaha..." Hearing this, Lin Feng and Kang'er's faces immediately became gloomy.
"You're not a slave of Ghost Thunder?" Lin Feng said angrily.
"Hahaha, of course it's not a slave, but it can also be said to be the guardian of the Ghost Thunder, and it's specifically for you outsiders who want to come here to find the Ghost Thunder," the wise man laughed.
"What about this map?" Lin Feng asked as he took out a parchment-style map.
"Haha, I made that map and gave it away on purpose to attract you here," said the wise man triumphantly.
"It turns out that this has long been a huge conspiracy," Lin Feng said angrily with a pale face.
"Hahaha, you know now that it's too late, you're going to be zombies soon," the wise man laughed.
"Is it true that as long as we sign our names, our souls will be forcibly absorbed, and we will become zombies?" Kang'er asked suddenly.
"Hahaha, that's right, there's no point in asking about this now," the wise man shook the contract and smirked.
"What if we misspelled our name?" Kang'er asked suddenly.
"If you make a mistake, of course, it won't work. Huh, why do you ask this?" said the wise man in astonishment.
"Hey, no, why haven't your souls been forcibly stripped away?" the wise man's face changed suddenly.
"That's right, it's your name, Lin Feng, Liu Kang'er," the wise man looked at the signature on the contract again, his face confused.
"That, we accidentally wrote a homophonic typo, I'm really embarrassed," Lin Feng suddenly said in an apologetic tone. Kang'er was on the sidelines, sneering at the wise man. It turned out that Lin Feng and Kang Er glanced at each other before signing just now, and the two had already had a very tacit understanding after going through ups and downs all the way. They all saw a trace of suspicion and vigilance in the eyes of the other party, and at the same time, they all signed fake names very tacitly. If this is really a contract to enter the Valley of Ghosts, it's a big deal to sign a new one, and if there is fraud, you can leave it behind.
Hearing this, the expression on the wise man's face immediately became wonderful. The smugness just now disappeared immediately, and turned into a cat face with iron blue, like a clown, and there were even bursts of anger spewing out from a pair of cat ears.
"Damn, you did it on purpose," the three whiskers on the wise man's catly face immediately stretched like steel needles, which must be another kind of rage.
"Hahaha, the omniscient wise man actually failed in typos, sarcasm, sarcasm," Lin Feng sneered sarcastically.
"I advise you to go back and catch mice, a famous person once said that no matter whether it is a white cat or a black cat, as long as you can catch a mouse, it is a good cat," Kang'er laughed.
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