"It's really a little strange, what's going on with these robots? Why are they just concentrated together to defend? With their resources and strength, they can launch a powerful attack?" Liu Tiancheng was puzzled, and even wanted to get in from another side of the Antarctic continent, but the robots still had no movement to fight back. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"The stars are playing cat and mouse, let you jump for a while, and then when you don't move, it will stop talking. Liu Wuyi's somewhat lazy and extremely discordant voice came from the corner.

"That's 80 million people, not rats in your mouth. Liu Tiancheng was angry by Liu Wuyi's uncaring attitude, did he say that about his own people? couldn't help but slap the table and stand up, pointed at Liu Wuyi's nose and said, "If they are rats, then what are you?"

"It's a train!" Liu Wuyi yawned, sat up and stretched.

"Train?" In this era of flying machines, Liu Tiancheng really can't imagine that this kind of transportation, which was eliminated a hundred years ago and only runs on fixed rails, wasting both space and materials, has anything in common with Liu Wuyi.

Liu Wuyi knew that Liu Tiancheng didn't understand, so he threw a cigarette over and asked Liu Tiancheng to extinguish the fire, and took the initiative to explain: "After the cat catches the mouse, it usually doesn't kill it directly, but it is just constantly teasing, and it will eat the mouse until the fun is not interesting. ”

Liu Tiancheng knew that Liu Wuyi was sarcastically saying that he was a bit like a mouse caught by a cat just now, although Zhuxing was not necessarily a cat, but he was indeed like a mouse forced into a corner, and he couldn't help jumping up and down. couldn't help but glared at Liu Wuyi, and was about to speak, but was stopped by Liu Wuyi again.

"Don't talk yet, let the puppet finish. Liu Wuyi waved his hand and continued: "The current situation of human beings is like a mouse driven to the brink by a cat, and Zhuxing is the cat, a powerful cat. It's just that the human rat is not as desperate and powerless as an ordinary mouse, and it still has the ability to resist and want to be a cat and mouse eater. ”

"It's kind of interesting. Qin Tianwei listened to Liu Wuyi's words on the side, and couldn't help but interject and asked: "Then how can this mouse in your mouth eat this powerful cat? You must know that it is natural for a cat to eat a mouse, and it is not so easy for a mouse to eat a cat." ”

"It's theoretically impossible, but it's not impossible. Liu Wuyi said very directly.

Qin Tianwei smiled, took the initiative to ask Liu Wuyi for a cigarette, and after lighting it, he leaned back in his chair and asked, "Tell me what you think." ”

"I'm going to give you a brain teaser. Liu Wuyi didn't answer directly: "Say, there are nine lives in the legend of the cat, which fell on the railroad tracks, was run over by the train, and died, why?"

Liu Tiancheng replied very directly: "I don't know." "Anyone who is compared to a mouse will not be happy in his heart, not to mention that it is his own son who compares himself to a mouse, and he cannot refute it in the face of cruel reality.

"Did that cat lose eight lives before it fell on the railroad tracks?" Qin Tianwei also had doubts about the cat, why did he have to fall on the railroad tracks, after all, the train thing can only be seen in documentaries and historical materials now, except for carrying people, pulling goods and traffic accidents, Qin Tianwei really can't imagine what connection it has with cats, what is Liu Wuyi doing with this.

Liu Wuyi was very helpless, this is the generation gap, so he had to give his own answer: "Stupid, because the train has eight carriages!"

??? didn't react? Liu Wuyi was a little depressed, thinking that after saying the answer, everyone should express it, but no one responded.

"Hey, hey, can you give some indication?" Liu Wuyi knew that this brain teaser was idiotic, but he didn't expect that he was so idiotic that he couldn't even find a supporter.

Qu Feng said with a bitter face: "Big brother, such an old-fashioned thing, you still have the face to be embarrassed to say it, I'm embarrassed to listen to it, besides, you were too pretending to be B when you talked about this brain teaser just now." ”

Xiaoxue pouted her mouth and said: "It's not okay to be a little creative, and the cat didn't provoke you, why do you always throw the cat on the railroad tracks, you must know that it is very immoral to abuse small animals." ”

Xiaoshuang said with a sympathetic face: "Brother Wuyi, it's not that I don't want to support you, but I really can't think of a reason to support you." ”

Chen Nianyi said with an innocent face: "Big brother, I still wanted to support you, but after thinking about it, I was afraid that after supporting you, I would be laughed at as an idiot, so I gave up." ”

"I don't even have the face to see people. Before Xing Gang could say anything, Liu Wuyi ran away in tears.

"I wanted to support you, but looking at the way you look, forget it. "The last sentence just came.

Qin Tianwei looked at Liu Wuyi's tearful back and asked, "According to the calculation that the train has eight carriages, doesn't the cat still have a life after the train passes, why does it still die?"

"Idiot!" The people in the shameless squad all raised their middle fingers at Qin Tianwei and said, "The answer was originally that there were nine carriages, but that guy had to say that there was still a locomotive, so he only said that there were eight carriages." Besides, a brain teaser, are you worth such serious calculations? Why don't you find a cat and throw it on the railroad tracks for an experiment!"

"Whew, I don't have the face to see anyone. Qin Tianwei was hit hard, and he couldn't help but burst into tears.

Seeing that Liu Wuyi and Qin Tianwei were in tears, Liu Tiancheng was also very sympathetic, so he asked: "They all ran away, then which of you told me, why did Wuyi talk about such a brain teaser at this time?"

"You're an idiot too!" Fang Yan finally had a chance to speak: "It's everyone who understands, Liu Wushame just wants to say that only he can deal with Zhuxing, he is the train with eight carriages." ”

"Ahh

Damn, everyone was thundered to the ground by Liu Tiancheng's words, and at the same time raised his middle finger and said, "Count you ruthless!"

At this time, Liu Wuyi, who was in tears, walked back casually, sat down on the carpet and said, "Okay, that's the end of the show, it's time to talk about business, and now move on to the next topic." ”

The black line on the head of all the people who just got up from the ground, this guy's face is not ordinarily thick, he has done such a shameful thing, and there is nothing at all at this time, as if it was not him who was embarrassed just now!

Ahem, Liu Wuyi coughed twice and said: "The current situation is obvious, although Zhuxing has mobilized a part of its troops to garrison the South American continent, but it has not done its best, obviously, Zhuxing has calculated, and the ones they are sending over now are just cannon fodder." If you want the stars to really believe that the puppets are going to counterattack from the South American continent, you must make it believe that the puppets really spare no effort to take the South American continent. ”

"Wingless, what do you say you should do? Won't we let our warriors rush up and fight them right now?" asked Qin Tianwei, who came back in tears.

"That's not it. Liu Wuyi scratched his head and said: "At least let the front line use some long-range weapons with high lethality, just using ice and stones is a bit inappropriate, it is too fake to look at, how can you have something real, otherwise, you will throw away all the ice and stones in the entire Antarctic Continent, and the stars will not necessarily move." Or do you really want to fight a protracted war with the stars?"

Hearing Liu Wuyi say this, Qin Tianwei and Liu Tiancheng also began to scratch their heads, and it took a long time before Qin Tianwei spoke: "It can be, but in this way, is our sacrifice too great, from the original meaning, this is related to the survival of all mankind, if you are not sure, you will do it, no matter who can afford it!"

Damn, without waiting for Liu Wuyi to speak, Hou Shizong rolled his eyes and spoke: "If you want to invest but are afraid of taking risks, then why are you making such a big scene? Now you even have your underwear out, aren't you just trying to give it a last fight!

"How do you know that we even have underwear?" Qin Tianwei subconsciously asked, and only after he finished speaking, did he understand, his face suddenly turned redder than a red flag, and he burst into tears again without saying a word.

"I didn't say it. Hou Shizong rolled his eyes and fell to the ground.

"Alright, alright, let's not talk about wearing underwear or not for now. Liu Wuyi clapped his hands, let everyone come back to their senses first, and continued: "Say hello to the front line, give the stars some real character, and seduce their hidden power, of course, at the same time, you must also be careful of being dumplings by the stars all of a sudden." ”

"Alright, just do as you say. I'll inform Brother Dao Tianwang now, and when the third wave of attacks begins, increase the intensity of the attack and put pressure on the current robots. Liu Tiancheng nodded, turned around and was about to deliver the order.

Liu Wuyi stopped Liu Tiancheng again and asked, "Wait a minute, there is still something to ask." ”

"Is there anything else you don't understand?" Liu Tiancheng didn't think much about it, stopped and asked.

"Oh, it's nothing, I just want to ask, when did you give out your underwear? Doesn't it feel cool to wear underwear? And, hey, even hasn't finished speaking?" Liu Wuyi asked very seriously, but only halfway through speaking, Liu Tiancheng finally completed his unfinished tear run.

"I understand, execute the order immediately!" After Qin Tianwang received Liu Tiancheng's notice, he sighed again, no matter how dignified the cannon fodder is, it is also cannon fodder, since it is cannon fodder, it is necessary to abide by the fate of the cannon fodder. He waved his hand to the guards beside him and said, "Inform me that the third wave of troops will quickly combine the ships and prepare to implement the second battle plan now." Let the fourth and fifth teams enter the state of imminent battle in advance, and cover the attack of the third wave of troops on the left and right. The sixth, seventh, and eighth teams were responsible for guarding the material delivery and logistics in the rear. The first and second teams that had withdrawn were combined into one team, temporarily landed and rested, and waited for mobilization at any time. ”

"Good guy, this thing is amazing, as soon as it comes out, it is a large piece, even if it has a protective shield, it can't withstand a few impacts. Liu Wuyi and the people of the Shameless Squad couldn't help but marvel after they cleared the new offensive facilities taken out by the human resistance through the big screen.