Chapter 251: Four Cents and Five Cents

The offensive and defensive warfare of the Antarctic continent is the same as in previous years, human beings rely on the advantages of the natural environment, and once again achieve victory, while the casualties are not large, a lot of military supplies of the robots have been captured, and what has always made people dissatisfied is that living materials have always been a headache for Qin Tianwei and other leaders, and eating some meat and vegetables has completely become an unattainable luxury. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"I see, the more difficult the environment, the more persistent the human desire for victory becomes, but unfortunately-" Liu Wuyi changed the topic and continued: "Once human beings return to a good living environment, human nature will be exposed, and often because of a little gain or loss, human beings will extend their magic hands to their original companions. ”

Listening to Liu Wuyi's words, Hou Shizong, who was standing on the side, rolled his eyes and said, "No, boss, you look at human beings too badly, right?

As soon as he said this, Liu Wuyi came to his senses, tilted his head and said, "Don't believe it, I really think of such a thing." ”

"What's the matter? Let's hear it, is it related to what you just said!" I heard that Liu Wuyi had a story to tell, and the group of people had spirits, anyway, the battle was over, even if it wasn't over, Liu Wuyi wouldn't bother with that part of his heart.

"What I remember is an incident that I saw with my own eyes when I was young. Liu Wuyi recalled, lit a cigarette, and said slowly: "One day, I went to the supermarket next to the unit, oh, by the way, I went to buy drinks for Tianyuan that day, and when I was picking it there, there was an old man in his sixties who went there to pay the phone bill." ”

"At that time, the supermarket was holding an event, and when paying the phone bill, I paid an extra five yuan for every 100 yuan, but the old man didn't do it. Liu Wuyi imitated the old man's tone and said, "What? I only paid one hundred and five, don't everyone else pay one hundred and one? You pay too little, right?"

"Are you talking about the supermarket next to the gas station?" Xie Rudeng asked on the side: "The salesman there is a few little MMs of eighteen or nineteen or twenty!"

"That's right, it's the supermarket where you used to buy Red Bull. Liu Wuyi nodded and continued: "That old man had to fight with those two little MMs for a long time in order to get the five yuan cheaper, and finally didn't pay him the one hundred and one, and before leaving, he said: 'You can't do this, next time I come, you must pay me one hundred and one, or I won't come to pay you.'" ’”

Hearing this, Qu Feng couldn't help but scold: "MLGBD, that old man is almost at the realm of the unity of people and cheap, is he short of the five yuan! If you really go to the business hall, you will pay him as much as he takes, and he will not pay him a penny more." ”

"That's your idea, there are quite a few people who have this kind of thought!" Liu Wuyi said with a glance at Qu Feng.

"Yes, older people like to take some small bargains, but this is not the case with young people. A sentence just came out.

Cut, Liu Wuyi listened to Xing Gang's words, his mouth was about to crack to the root of his ears, and said: "What's wrong with the young man? You have also been young, you have also been old, why haven't I seen you do this?"

Xing Gang also pursed his mouth and said, "What kind of person am I! I can meet them in general." ”

"Well, I'll tell you about a young man's cheap deal. Liu Wuyi's mouth couldn't be taken back: "That's also where the puppet goes to work, the time is a little earlier, at that time, there were such two young people, and they didn't remember which unit they belonged to, and they didn't remember what they were called, anyway, they were trots under a certain company." ”

Liu Wuyi sorted out his thoughts, and said very disdainfully: "It seems that just after the 08 Olympic Games, these two people went to withdraw money almost every day, and they didn't care about it at first, after all, the bank goes to many people every day, and it is normal for some people to go to the bank for several days in a row. It's nothing, but the most shameful thing is that these two guys are too TMD belly button hairy. ”

Hou Shizong said thoughtfully: "Fifty or sixty thousand to hundreds of thousands, it is only 200,000 yuan, and at that time, it can be regarded as a large sum, the key is to see whether the money is personal or company." ”

"I know that. Xie Rudeng continued Liu Wuyi's words and said: "I know those two people, I just transferred them at that time, they didn't take their own money, they were used by the company to let them transfer money, every time they went, they were like a B, as soon as they took out the money, they wanted a handbag, you say, 50,000 yuan, it was not enough to put it in his hand, and he wanted a big tote bag." Tell me, a big tote bag is rich for one million, and he takes 50,000 yuan, what does he want such a big bag for? You just didn't bring money in a handbag for one day, and you didn't bring money in a handbag for two days, you can't go without it every day, and then again, even if you don't use a handbag, you can't lose it in the car. If you can't, you can just take a newspaper and wrap it, and you don't have to ask for a handbag. ”

Speaking of this, Xie Rudeng took a breath, and then said: "The handbags originally prepared in the bank are limited, and they are all prepared for customers who are not prepared when withdrawing money. ”

Relying on Lean, Hou Shizong was amused: "MLGBD, there are really such people, damn, I used to take more than 50,000, 100,000, hundreds of thousands for the company, and it is normal to ask for it, I have always prepared a pocket by myself." ”

"What you said is very interesting, is there anything interesting, tell me to hear it. The music was a little addicted to listening, and seeing that Liu Wuyi and Xie Rudeng had stopped, they couldn't help but urge.

"Yes. Liu Wuyi's interest came up, and he didn't know what was going on today, so he suddenly remembered some idle things that he didn't know how many years ago, sat cross-legged in mid-air, took out a bottle of wine and took a sip, and continued: "I'll tell you about four cents and five cents even again, these are all things that I have personally experienced." ”

"Okay, okay, as long as it's fun. Qu Feng and the others also came to their senses, and sat down one after another, or lit cigarettes, or took out wine bottles, ready to listen to Liu Wuyi's story.

"These are two things, let's start with the four cents. Liu Wuyi took a sip of wine and said, " You should also remember, before the puppet is ten years old, a few cents can buy a lot of things, to the puppet grows up, the currency in the unit is generally used when the bank calculates the interest, usually whether at home, or outside, no one takes the penny out to spend, not the question of whether it is a shame or not, but you take a few cents out, and there is no place to spend, to say that it is not good, even to buy a button, are calculated in wool, even if the button is cheap, it can not be specially loaded with a few cents, take a car to buy a button。 ”

Everyone nodded when they heard this, and at that time, even if they had a few cents in their hands, it was fun at most, and they would not put it in their pockets and go out to spend it.

However, Fang Yan added on the side: "I once scraped together a dime and played a bicycle once." ”

Of course, Fang Yan's almost idiotic answer was automatically ignored by everyone.

Liu Wuyi didn't care about answering Fang Yan, and then said: "Not long after I arrived at the bank, I met such a master, a middle-aged woman who took a fixed term in the bank, and there was an interest rate of four cents, and the interest rate at that time was not high compared to later, and there was an interest tax at that time. Coincidentally, there were more regular withdrawals that day, and when it came to the woman, it happened that the teller at that time had no coins, so the teller told the woman very tactfully, because there were more interest withdrawals, there were no cents, and four cents were less. ”

"This kind of thing is normal!" Xiao Xue sat next to Liu Wuyi and said, thinking that back then, Xiao Xue also worked in a bank, and when she couldn't find money in terms of interest, it was normal to give one point less and two points.

Liu Wuyi nodded and continued: "I don't know if the teller spoke in a small voice, or the woman didn't listen, after taking the money, she stood on the edge of the counter and began to count the money, and after counting it, she checked it with the interest list, and then began to shout at the counter: 'No, you still give me four cents less!'"

Hey, Liu Wuyi still has a lot of talent for acting, it can be said that he is a wonderful learner, and after hearing this, the people of the shameless team almost fell from mid-air.

"Oh my god, you just want to kill me. Qu Fengqiang stabilized himself, and only then did he calm down, and finally did not fall, and asked with a breath: "What happened later?"

Liu Wuyi took a sip of wine and said, "The other teller couldn't stand it anymore, so he took four cents from his drawer and gave it to the woman, which can be regarded as giving the matter, otherwise, I don't know when to shout for four cents." ”

"Why do you have to hand over the four cents earlier?" asked Chen Nianyi and a few others who didn't know anything about banking.

"There is a clear rule in the bank that between two counters, without the transfer of the faucet cabinet, it is not allowed to convert money between each other, not even change. Yao Tianyuan, a former business manager, explained.

"Oh, that's the case!" the others understood Yao Tianyuan's explanation, but asked one after another: "The story of the four cents is finished, what about the five cents?

"It's kind of a difference. Liu Wuyi took a sip of wine and said, "The situation in front is similar, only one is four cents, one is five cents, one is a woman, and the other is an old man. ”

"Let's get to the point, what new tricks did that old man come up with?" Qu Feng said in a word.

Liu Wuyi was not verbose, lit a cigarette and said: "The old man did not say a word when he took the money, nor did he leave, but he went back and forth at the door of the bank, and he happened to meet an acquaintance, and the man asked him, what are you doing here? The old man said: "I was given five cents less to withdraw money from the bank, and I was panicked in my heart. ’”

Plop, plop, there was a chaotic sound, and the people who were listening to Liu Wuyi's story, the young minds could no longer bear this blow, and accidentally fell from the sky.