Danny lay comfortably between the chair and the table, looking at the ceiling, and fell into a sad contemplation: "So you shouldn't look at the high priest's body...... How did I get to where I am today?"

"Fallen?" asked Frederick suspiciously, "Fruit? Do you still peek at the old man's wrinkled body? Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

The elf seemed to come back to his senses and looked at Frederick solemnly: "Oh, yes, the oath, the oath that will assist you until your ideal is achieved." Then tell me, boy, tell us your dreams! Do you want to be rich and rival the country, or do you want to be in power?"

"I want to help Elena erase the border. Frederick said quietly, "After one fight, there will be no war for the children and grandchildren." ”

"You're really a little devil...... the elf nodded in relief, as if he had expected it, "Your ideals match my needs, and I agree to the deal." But you know, there is no such thing as a vain allegiance in the world, so you must swear an oath to me. ”

"What's the content?"

"Always support Danny Tempest's miracle excavation efforts, and assist him in fending off all civil attacks and military interventions from the Holy See and the Elven realms, as well as the earthly realms. The elf looked down and coughed, whispering.

Frederick's eyes widened. Grandpa didn't mention this to him.

Miracle excavation work?!, it sounds like a lot of oil and water!!

But there are too many threats, isn't it? The sentence is too long to fit into a comma, what does it mean to "resist all civil attacks and military interference from the Holy See, the elven kingdom, and the earthly realm"? This young man named Danny, how unpopular is your miracle excavation work? Oh no, this has risen to the realm of the common anger of man and god and the condemnation of the whole world!

The elf saw that Frederick's expression was very uncalm, so he put down his feet in a funny way, sat upright, and added with a smile: "Although it looks terrible on paper, the actual situation is still very easy, you just need to resist the diplomatic pressure from the Holy See and the Elven Kingdom, after all, I am the son of the director of the Eternal Museum, and the Elven Kingdom is currently only trying to arrest me, and there is no intention of sending hussars for the time being." ”

"Arrest?!" Frederick shouted a word, looked around, suppressed his voice, leaned over and repeated viciously: "Arrest?!"

"But your knights will protect me, won't you?" said the elf hurriedly, blushing, "you won't watch the military advisor be taken away by the mace-wielding priest, will you?"

"Mace!" cried Frederick in a whisper. Armed with chains and maces, the clergy were private soldiers of the Holy See, selected from among the faithful, and were usually used only to deal with secret conflicts.

"You are knights of the sword, you will not be afraid of the mace! Just cut off their bald heads!" The elf was also anxious, and the two of them roared quietly face to face, like snakes sizzling: "Other secular nations will definitely send troops to rob the miracles that are being excavated, you will definitely rise up to resist, right? Compared to this, those bald heads with maces are just appetizers!"

"Resist it!" Frederick scolded him through gritted teeth, "how much baggage do you have, you fellow, shake it out to me, you are a moving stone statue of mockery, as if the whole world would attack you in unison...... No, the Holy See, the elves, the secular realms, the three of them combined, they are equal to the whole world at all! You are the public enemy of the world, bastard!"

The elf suddenly became serious, he tapped the table lightly and sternly, and reminded Frederick with a straight face: "Hey, be polite to your military advisor, your attitude is not conducive to our long-term relationship. ”

"Before I could say yes, you made your own decision, how much do you need military asylum? Are you waiting to join me in a hurry?" cried Frederick fiercely.

The elf tilted his head slightly, his cheeks flushed, and coughed into his fist, "It's not that I'm in a hurry...... With the recent uproar in the Holy See, I also need a strong arm......"

"You're blushing!" said Frederick, dumbfounded, and scolded inwardly.

“...... to pay off my house money, wine money, and gambling debts......" the elf continued shyly.

Frederick's heart was in turmoil, and he had the urge to turn around and leave, as if after meeting his beautiful girlfriend, he found that "this thing has a father-love complex, is profligate and addicted to alcohol, and loves his ex-husband deeply" - there are so many troubles that are overwhelming, are you sure you don't want to retreat?

But although this elf is in debt, he is the one who was solemnly recommended by his grandfather, and he fooled Filia to complete the trial and win the reward with a half-serious and half-cheating face!

"Take a step back and say," Frederick looked at Danny suspiciously, "Your new knowledge will surely amaze us mortals, right?"

"Of course!" said the elf, "I can pick up any card trick quickly, win the duel, and drink beer with a funnel - I can roll two sixes ten times in a row." He took out the dice and threw them, and sure enough, it was two sixes.

Frederick covered his eyes tiredly. retarded.

"How?" said the elf, "The various challenges of humanity are not a problem for me at all. Spirits, cards, pickles, I've learned it all. I don't believe you. ”

Frederick despaired. He closed his eyes and asked: "Let me give you the most basic interview question - the army is fighting outside, the barracks have dry rations, and the baggage brigade replenishes the rations at a constant rate every day. So the 10 knights consumed the rations, and in 22 days they ran out. If 16 knights consume rations, they run out in 10 days. If we increase our army to 25 knights, how many days will our food and grass last?"

The elf grumbled dejectedly, "This is not new knowledge—five and a half days. ”

Frederick threw himself on the table. This question was his final exam question, and he tossed and turned for half an hour, narrowly missing it. He asked incredulously, "Isn't this the first time you've encountered this subject?"

"You should go to the Tower of Eternity. Danny threw the dice in boredom, and each time it was two sixes: "It's full of elves who are studying hard." The three canonical canons, the ten apocryphal canons, the thirty-six minor canons, and the ninety-nine pseudo-canons of the Sanskrit canon all had to be memorized silently. Your problem is at the kindergarten level, and you only need a maximum of four lines of formulas to find the solution. Do you know how complicated the puzzle of the 'Angel Soldier' in the Sanskrit Book is? It takes 19 kinds of punctuation marks and a two-page formula to solve it. ”

Danny glanced at Frederick contemptuously, shook his head, and said, "The essence of human civilization is in beer and cards." Everything else is boring and not worth mentioning. ”