Li Xiaobai's return story can only be described by not seeing the ancients before, and not seeing the comers after that. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

As for how much oil and vinegar are added, only the ghost knows, no, not even the ghost.

Senior Sister Zhirong and the two young disciples who arrived later wiped their tears, their eyes red.

A person was beaten into the river, half-dead floating, drifting, almost floating to the South China Sea to feed the sharks, fortunately, God opened his eyes, Li Xiaobai met a beautiful and kind fisherman, rescued him ashore, and took care of him for three days.

But I never thought that there were unforeseen circumstances in the sky.

A bully peeked at the beauty of the fisherman's girl, and led the dog-legged evil slave to do the robbery, the fisherman's girl resisted to death, hit the pillar head-on, and fell on the spot, Li Xiaobai dragged the seriously injured body, assassinated the bully at night, and then was wanted by the government, fled all the way, hid in the deep mountains and old forests, and did not dare to come out until the wind gradually relaxed.

Because he was penniless and didn't want to rob him, he fortunately met a little monkey demon in the mountains, and they were quite fated with each other, relying on each other's lives, and they barely arrived outside the mountain gate by playing monkey show.

Among them, there is as much blood as there are grievances and hatreds, but even under the sick three views of the self-proclaimed master of the Dao Dao, Senior Sister Zhirong still eats this set and cries profusely.

Then there is only one truth.

In this story, in addition to the timeline really doesn't match, there are fishermen, there are bullies, and there are wanted by the government.

Most of the fishermen are dark-skinned and mediocre in appearance, but if they want to be gentle and beautiful, as long as they look for it with their hearts, they can still find it.

Therefore, it was not the unlucky bully who robbed the people's daughter, but the authentic Li Xiaobai.

Bullies are not difficult to find, the forest is big and you can always find two or three mouse droppings, and after inquiring about one or two in the local area, he directly asked Wukong to rush in with a golden hoop stick, one person and one stick, the brain was shattered, and the whole family died.

Then he came to the county government with a blank holy decree and posed, in front of the old parents of the county who were already paralyzed, holding the big seal of the county magistrate, and he gave himself a sea fishing document, and the portrait was Li Xiaobai after wearing a crystal mask.

Wearing a mask is Li Xiaobai, taking off the mask is Li Xiaoyang, if it is called a correct name, it is Li San, there is no flaw.

The crystal mask has a total of four faces that can be changed, and you can also add additional plugs, and this gift from the old lady Helena is exactly what he wants.

The heart of the county master is undoubtedly broken, you imperial capital people are really good at playing!

After living for so long, I haven't seen myself wanted.

After completing the chain of evidence, Li Xiaobai pretended to be crazy and stupid all the way to find the mountain gate of Jingshuang Sect.

The little red carp turned into a jade fish, and the demon girl turned into a jade snake bracelet, and the two demons each wore an upgraded version of the jade talisman made of the best psychic jade, both hiding in a purse, plus an ancestral weapon that could also hide the breath from the hand of the Witch King of Mangguo, under the double insurance, even the Venerable of the Divine Realm could not detect the existence of the two, and would only treat them as two dead things, and would not realize that they were two demon clans at all.

In fact, even if the Jingshuang Sect is more real, the sect will die a few outer disciples every year due to various accidents, and naturally it will not really waste time and energy to verify this "story" written and directed by a new outer disciple.

Seeing Li Xiaobai return to the mountain gate unharmed, the guilt and guilt that had been suppressed in Zhirong's heart disappeared in an instant.

Sending Li Xiaoyang to wash and change clothes, Zhirong, who was smiling all over her face, noticed that there was something strange in the eyes of other people around her, and when her eyes fell on her buttocks, her face changed suddenly.

There is a faint ghost paw print that appears there at some point, and when he ascends, a clear breath goes straight to the spiritual platform, three flowers gather at the top, five qi dynasty yuan, one Buddha is born, and two Buddhas ascend to heaven.

"Li Xiaoyang, you little king, eight, egg!"

The milk tiger roars in the valley, and the beasts are terrified...... I am a martial arts boy, and there is no boundary with the country!

The tiger's butt can't be touched, the butt of the fairy of the Shudao sect can't be touched more than the tigress's buttocks, Xiaobai not only touched it, but also left evidence of all evils.

Gooo

Xiaobai hid in the depths of the bucket and pretended not to hear, diving......

However, it can be vaguely heard that Senior Sister Zhirong, who was aware of her masterpiece, stomped more than ten feet outside the house after the three corpses jumped violently, and finally had to leave angrily.

As soon as he walked a dozen steps away, he heard Xiao Hao's cheerful singing voice coming out.

“...... Masturbation lala masturbation, masturbation lala, I love bathing turtle fall to ......"

Blessed to the general soul, Zhi Rong was ashamed and angry to call out Xiaobai's gangsters.

"Adversary!"

Brother is no longer in the rivers and lakes, but the legend of the brother is still circulating in the rivers and lakes.

The demon Li Xiaobai, the great monks of Xiaolin Temple who were stolen from the magic bell will put a sad spell in their hearts every morning class.

It was enough to use three buckets of water and a small half of the pancreas, which washed off the sludge and dirt all over his body, and in order to pretend to be pitiful and win sympathy to get back to the sect, Xiaobai was also quite hard.

Let the maidservants who serve the outer disciples in the sect move the buckets away, and Li Xiaobai has regained his demeanor as a young man.

"Squeak!"

"Where did the monkey demon come from!

Outside the house, there was a sudden sound of chickens flying and dogs jumping.

"Who's making a noise outside?"

Li Xiaobai pushed the door and walked out, just in time to see two disciples of the outer sect of the Jingshuang Sect chasing Wukong, as soon as the six-eared macaque with golden eyes saw him, he rushed over as if flying, and hid behind him with a squeak.

"You are Li Xiaoyun, where did you bring the wild monkey, you dare to indulge in demons and hurt people!"

The two embarrassed disciples were a little tattered, and a few scorch marks could be seen.

After thinking about it for a while, he knew that it was Wukong's masterpiece, and after this monkey entered the Tuna realm, he comprehended some witchcraft, most of which were fire arts.

"Splash monkey, why are you going to tease others if you have nothing to do!

Li Xiaobai glared at the golden-eyed six-eared macaque.

The little monkey said aggrievedly: "Yes, they bullied me!" didn't provoke anyone, and honestly sat on the roof and gnawed the fruit, so that someone would stab him with a flying sword, which was really unreasonable.

Li Xiaobai stood up and said confidently: "Na! You heard, the little demon can't lie, it's good to be decent, two adults bully a little monkey, saying that you are idle and painful, or idle and painful, or idle and painful, even if you teach my little demon a lesson, it will not be your turn!"

The two outer disciples who said it directly in one sentence were blushing and thick-necked, and they didn't know how to refute for a while, and they could only blame them for being cheap for a while, and they went to tease the monkey demon, but they didn't succeed, and they almost made themselves disgraced.

One of them forced himself to say stiffly: "Bold Li Xiaoyang, you dare to raise a demon clan in the sect, aren't you afraid that the teachers will punish you?"

"Is that right? I bother you to tell me that the sect is not allowed to raise monsters! Or rather, you see that the sect master is unhappy and wants to use me as an excuse to express his dissatisfaction with the sect master. ”

Li Xiaobai played with mouth cannons, and he had never lost, and his words directly hit the opponent's vital point, and the sect master of the Jingshuang Sect also had a spirit beast, the snow leopard.

It is said that it is a spirit animal, but it is just refining the demon qi into aura, and the temperament and intelligence will not be affected in any way, and the backlash will still be reversed, and the monster who wants to remember whether to eat or not is obedient, only stronger than the demon slave that is raised.

The high hats of the upper line made the faces of the two outer disciples blue and white for a while, and they were speechless on the spot.

"What a sharp-toothed Li Xiaolang. ”

A cold voice interjected from not far away.

Li Xiaobai followed the prestige, but saw a warlock wearing the inner disciple's magic robe looking at him proudly with his hands behind his back.

"I don't know what this person has to say. ”

Li Xiaobai has no fear, Senior Sister Zhirong is already an inner disciple, in other words, he has someone in the Jingshuang Sect, and ordinary outer disciples don't have to care at all, even if they are inner disciples, they don't have to bow their knees.

"I'm not here to play tricks on you, here's a bottle of Tunadan, which is the compensation given to you by Senior Brother Zhaoping. ”

The inner disciple shook his hand and threw something over.

Li Xiaobai quickly copied it in his hand, but saw that it was a thick jade bottle, and it seemed to be dripping and rolling elixir. Tunadan was an elixir for the demon clan, and he seemed to see full of malice in it.

The bottle of Tunadan that Senior Brother Zhaoping asked this person to send was definitely not good-hearted.

After the inner disciple sent the pill, he had no intention of intervening in the dispute between Li Xiaobai and the two outer disciples, so he immediately waved his sleeves and turned around, took two steps, turned around, and said, "I personally give you a reminder that it is better to be at peace in the sect." ”

After saying that, he left without looking back.

"Hmph, Senior Brother Zhaoping gave you the pill, it's really a shit luck guy, let's go!"

A disciple of the outer sect, whose clothes were torn by the monkey's paws and burned out a few pieces of charred black, saw that he had suffered a loss but could not save face, so he had to spit on the ground and walked away.

"Don't be complacent, let's see. ”

The other outer disciple's face was not very good-looking, and he left with a huff.

"Squeak, Childe, is Goku in trouble?"

The golden-eyed six-eared macaque carefully looked at the face.

Li Xiaobai said lightly: "Well, the next time you encounter this kind of thing slandering you, bullying you, insulting you, laughing at you, despising you, hating you, scolding you, and lying to you, you will scratch him and scratch him!"

The little monkey stared at the golden pupils, and it took a long time to understand, and immediately turned over on the ground and shouted excitedly.

"Squeak, Wukong understands, Wukong understands, scratch him, scratch him, scratch him!"

"Hey, hey, hey! Take these jelly beans and eat them!"

Li Xiaobai touched the hairy head of the golden-eyed six-eared macaque and gave it the Tuna Dansai sent by Zhaoping.

This senior brother's abacus is inevitably too good, but he doesn't know that it was a blind man who lit the lamp at all, and his efforts were in vain?

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