Chapter 243: Buddha-figure
At breakfast, Ania and Hayley showed up at the same time. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Ania was still a hostess, sitting gracefully next to Edward's throne, while Hayley sat on the other side.
The maid who served the food was stunned, and when she saw the stern eyes of the hostess Aniah, she continued to serve the food.
Edward was uncomfortably sandwiched between the two women, looking left and right, not knowing what to say.
When all the maids and guards had retreated, and only those few people were left at the table, did Ania speak.
"Edward, my dear fiancΓ©, you must control your mercy in the future. As soon as Ania spoke, Hayley's face changed wildly.
"I'm sorry, Hayley, but I wasn't targeting you. Seeing Hayley's expression, Ania quickly apologized, "Can you imagine how many women will throw themselves into Edward's arms in the future with Edward's excellence?
Edward scratched his cheeks in embarrassment, and Legolas and Milhouse struggled to keep their laughter from laughing.
"Don't worry, Aniah, I'll take a good look at him. Hayley's face turned calm, and she said firmly.
Ania nodded, "I don't know what secrets are between you, but since Edward didn't mention it to me, I won't ask about it." β
"Thank you for your understanding, Aniah. Edward breathed a sigh of relief, "However, I have figured it out, our team lacks a healer, a logistics butler, and a diplomat, and you manage the Little Lake Fort well, and you are also an excellent divine nature mage, and you are from a famous family in the Elven Empire, and you know a lot about politics, so you are a good fit for this position." β
Edward's words speak for themselves, he is already planning to make a soul connection with Anne as well!
Ania was ecstatic, and despite the presence of outsiders, she hugged Edward and kissed him on the lips.
Hayley tried to suppress her emotions and not look at this scene. She knew that she had to get used to the scene, that Edward would not be alone, that his integrity and fraternity would attract the affection of many women, and that there was a female elf in Azeroth, the missing Windranger.
During the kiss, Edward fulfilled his contract with Ania.
"I see...... No wonder I sometimes feel like I haven't seen you for one night, Edward, you've changed a lot!" Like the other contractors, Annia looked shocked as soon as she learned about the Infinity Ring.
"Great invention, right?"
At this moment, Richard's voice suddenly appeared next to Legolas, and Richard, dressed in a beach suit, sat down at the table for some time, unceremoniously eating and drinking a lot of food.
"Who are you?" said Edward, standing up with a solemn face. The projection of the Lord God dwells in his soul, and when he materializes, Edward's soul will feel something. But the appearance of this "Richard" in front of him made him unresponsive, as if he was sitting there.
"He's the bastard of the deity. The main god projection appeared beside Edward, and said with a blank face.
"Hey, hey, how dare you speak to the deity like that?" Richard himself glanced at his projection and continued to feast, "Aren't you afraid that I will wipe you out?"
"There's a kind of you killing me. Richard projection actually threw a wine glass directly at the deity and said, "Labor and management are projections with independent consciousness, to be precise, they are no longer your projections, labor and management will change their names now, Edward, you will call me Charlie in the future." β
"Damn! In my countless projections, you are a thorn in the head!" the deity took the wine glass and gritted his teeth, "I really regret that I gave you a sense of independence in the first place." β
Seeing this pair of strange deities and projections, Edward and the others looked at each other.
The Lord God is a seemingly powerless human!
Isn't the coming of the Lord God supposed to be earth-shattering and full of light?
Isn't the projection of the Lord God supposed to be reverent to the deity?
The main god and the projection scolded each other, so that everyone did not know what kind of expression to have.
"Well, I'm sorry, but I'm one of the nine main gods of the Plane Cluster, Richard Rytans. The Lord God himself bowed to Edward and the others very perfunctorily, "Ladies and gentlemen, this projection of mine must have caused you a lot of trouble, right? Here, I want to say a word to you...... You deserve your bad luck!"
The corners of Edward's mouth twitched, and he now understood why the main god projection was so slanderous about the deity, this deity was just as the projection said, his mouth was very smelly, and his personality was also very bad.
But such a main god makes everyone here feel very kind, although this main god himself shows his shortcomings as soon as he appears, it does not make people feel that this is an absolutely lofty existence.
"You bastard Lord God!" the very bold Milhouse jumped up on the spot, cursed, and then immediately covered his mouth, "Oh my God, I actually insulted a Lord God, what a brave Milhouse." β
"How dare you scold me, you worm!" the deity pasted a piece of cake over Milhouse's face, and then without warning, the figure appeared behind the dwarf mage, wiping a handful on both of his eye sockets, "Haha, it's more like a void worm now." β
"Enough, you bastard. The main god projected his eyelids and said, "This is the territory of labor and management, let me get out of here immediately after farting, do you have so much time?"
"Aren't you just a fart released by labor and management?" said the Lord God himself.
............
While the deity and the projection were fighting with the two street thugs in the cafeteria, Edward and the others hid in the side hall and exchanged ears.
"I can't believe that this is one of the Nine Lord Gods who rule over countless planes?" Legolas exclaimed.
"Aha, that's why I love adventure. Milhouse licked the cake off his face with his mouth and said, "The world is so big, there are no surprises. Could it be that the lives of the main gods are too long, and they need to create countless pleasures to please themselves, otherwise they won't die of boredom?"
"Impossible, right? You see, the deity's eye sockets are already swollen. Edward had been staring at the two of them, he wanted to learn the fighting skills of the Lord God, but to his disappointment, the battle between the deity and the projection was of no merit, and the fight between the two civilians was better than theirs.
"That's one of the funs, how can you be in a fight without pain?" Milhouse reluctantly explained.
"What a childish move, Edward, are you sure these two are the main god and his projection?" Hayley was watching as well, but she quickly couldn't take it anymore.
"No matter what, the other party is the deity of the Lord God, we may never see him again, we need to let him leave something behind!" Annia's eyes flashed, and she quickly integrated herself into the group and played her role.
(To be continued.) )