Chapter 36: Don't Laugh
Hey...
Wrong...
There is a vulnerability in the system!
The system doesn't say that it makes the audience believe that they are really dead.
In other words, you can greet the audience in advance. That's a lot easier.
Yuan Lin breathed a sigh of relief and wiped the sweat from his forehead.
Next, it's time to think about how to kill yourself better.
Thinking of the cheat nature of the system, Yuan Lin asked cautiously and vigilantly: "That, the system, is there a time limit???
Really...
"Completed the task in three days. ”
Yuan Lin couldn't help but despise the system, if he didn't ask, the system wouldn't say.
In this case, you may perform in a hurry today, and there is a great possibility of failure. It is also possible that the task has been determined to have failed for three days.
Yuan Lin seriously suspected at this moment that he was a fake system.
Looking at the novel, other people's systems are all dedicated to helping the protagonist, how to get here, it becomes a dedicated pit for yourself.
But...
Three days...
Should... Enough is enough.
Yuan Lin was thinking about it and fell asleep in a daze.
By the time he opened his eyes, it was already dawn.
After Yuan Lin got up, he picked up a bag of instant noodles and soaked it in hot water, and after taking a bite casually, he barely guaranteed that he would not feel hungry, and then began to observe the room.
The room is not big, only more than 30 square meters.
There is only one living room, one toilet, and one kitchen.
There is a bed in the living room and no sofa.
The toilet and kitchen are small.
However, the living room is still relatively large.
Well, there's plenty of room for the show.
But what about props....
Yuan Lin has a headache! Damn, my profession is acting, and I won't commit crimes!
Hell, how do you know how to kill yourself!
Thinking about it, Yuan Lin took out a piece of paper and pen casually, and began to draw and write non-stop!
It was getting dark.
Yuan Lin soaked a bag of instant noodles again and ate it, and at this moment he felt that his mouth was filled with the taste of instant noodles.
But...
The soldiers will block the water and cover the earth, and Yuan Lin believes that he can still complete this suicide performance.
And if the performance is relatively successful, it can bring a lot of popularity to yourself!!
Alas...
It would be nice if there was a script.
At least you don't need to think about it, just act according to the script.
Thinking about it, Yuan Lin sighed, opened the live broadcast room, logged in, and started the live broadcast.
"The streamer is online. ”
"Waited for half an hour!"
"Tell me,, I didn't sleep last night. ”
"Upstairs, you're still listening today?"
"No way, the anchor's story is really good, I feel like I'm full of cheap attributes. ”
Looking at the barrage, Yuan Lin couldn't help but laugh...
As a result, the entire live broadcast room exploded again.
"I'm Nima, the anchor laughed again. ”
"Anchor, if you laugh again, believe it or not, I'll find the super tube to complain about you. ”
"Support upstairs. ”
Yuan Lin was speechless.
Yuan Lin looked at the barrage, the black line at one end.
His smile that nourishes people's souls like a warm spring breeze, how can Nima be scary!
This group of people!
Yuan Lin shook his head helplessly.
I don't know how to be aesthetic.
After a few jokes, Yuan Lin coughed a few times: "Don't ask the murderer, the spoilers will be boring, continue to talk about it." ”
As the story began, the barrage quieted down again, and everyone listened quietly to the story narrated by Yuan Lin, gradually fascinated.
For a long time, there was an intermission.
Yuan Lin drank water, and the audience scattered again, helping Yuan Lin to do free publicity.
It can be said that Yuan Lin's online audience is not the largest, but it is quite united.
And when Yuan Lin was live broadcasting, he was also constantly thinking about suicide. In fact, if you commit suicide, it is still simple, such as holding ketchup in your mouth, then drinking saliva, spitting out the ketchup, and saying two last words, you can do it. Very easy.
But in Yuan Lin's thoughts, the system should not accept this kind of death.
When the time comes, if you fail your mission, you will be a fool.
The key is that the system only says suicide, but does not say how to commit suicide, which is what makes Yuan Lin the most helpless.
Thinking about it, Yuan Lin paused for a moment, and seemed to think of something: "System, is there a requirement for suicide?"
"The host needs to use a knife in order to trigger the completion condition. ”
Really...
Yuan Lin's face turned black!
This cheating system, sure enough, has an ambush! If you don't ask, the system won't say anything. When the time comes, it will be you who will be pitted!!!
MDZZ!
Yuan Lin gritted his teeth and !! knife!!Suicide with a knife is not so simple.
At a minimum, blood is required.
And... Damn, the system is still cheating on itself!
Suicide, performing suicide, you don't necessarily need to die! In other words, you just need to perform it, and the most important thing is to perform!!
Nima...
"System, do I need to act death in this mission?"
"No, the host just needs to act out suicide. ”
The cold voice of the system echoed in Yuan Lin's mind again, and the angry Yuan Lin really wanted to commit suicide by jumping off the building at this moment, and died with the system.
"Can you explain your mission clearly next time!!"
Yuan Lin gritted his teeth and forcibly said with anger in the ninja's heart.
Outcome...
A full 5 minutes passed, and the system didn't speak again...
"!!!"
After Yuan Lin scolded twice, he sighed helplessly, no matter what, he still can't do anything about the system now.
However, if it's this kind of suicide mission, it's easy to do.
Thinking about it, Yuan Lin also relaxed a little in his heart, sat on the chair, looked at the audience and smiled: "Okay, continue to tell the story..."
"Nima... The anchor laughed again. ”
"It's going crazy. ”
"I suggested putting an anesthetic on the anchor's mouth so he couldn't laugh. ”
"But he can't tell a story. ”
"What then. ”
"Take the soles of your shoes and swell his face so that he can speak, but if you laugh, you can't see it. ”
"Great idea!"
Looking at the barrage, Yuan Lin had a black line at his end.
What kind of people are these people, now it's the 21st century, everyone is a civilized person, a quality person, how can you say that you can do it.
Yuan Lin complained twice, but he was still happy in his heart.
After all, if it's an anchor they don't like, these people won't even make jokes, they just scold.
Time passed minute by minute, and after today's live broadcast ended, Yuan Lin looked at the computer screen and said with a smile: "The broadcast will start for an hour at noon tomorrow, around 12 o'clock, to show you something different." ”
With that, Yuan Lin casually turned off the live broadcast.
Wake up early tomorrow and go buy something, but... No money!
Damn it...
Yuan Lin saw the watch in his hand...
This thing, but I saved a month's food expenses at that time to buy it, and I sold it like this, it hurts!
But...
In order to complete the task and improve the food by the way, Yuan Lin gritted his teeth.