Chapter 307: Uncle Cat

"System, do you feel that everyone on the street is smiling at me? Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"No, you're thinking too much. ”

Walking on the street, Suning felt the eager eyes of everyone. He also suspected that he had pastries stuck to his face, but after careful exploration, he found that it was not.

Could it be that his recent charm is too great?

Well, yes!

In this way, Suning returned to the store proudly with the gaze of people all the way, plus a 100% return rate.

"Nice owner. ”

"Hello boss, boss, this cat on top of your head is so cute. ”

Back in Suning's shop, his clerks looked at him strangely.

"Cat?" Suning touched the top of his head strangely, but found nothing.

Also, I don't feel the weight, why is there a cat on top of my head?

Could it be that the employees have been working too long and are hallucinating? No, he is working eight hours a day, but he is very thorough.

"yes, that's cute. The employee continued.

"Really?" Suning was still confused.

"Hmm. ”

Without waiting for Suning to continue to ask, the employees continued to work, after all, they are all occupations, and there is nothing to say about the work efficiency. Only Suning was left alone in place.

"Haha, Lao Su, your appearance is peculiar enough. Yo, this cat is quite spiritual, and it can hide!"

Suning was still confused, what happened?

Cat?

Where the hell are cats?

Why can't you feel anything on the top of your head? Why can't you touch it? Why does everyone say they have a cat on top of their heads?

Suning was really at a loss now, so he had to hurry back to the room. It's all weird today, it's been weird since the palace, the people along the way are weird, and it's weird when you go back to the store.

Since everyone is weird, it can only mean that they are weird!

Without the slightest hesitation, Suning, who returned to the room, took out a mirror and looked at the top of his head.

"Damn, there's really a cat?"

Suning was stunned, what was in the mirror was a black cat, and the black cat was licking its paws on Suning's head at this time, lying comfortably on top of Suning's head.

With hair as a mattress, it is very comfortable.

"Hey, get me down!"

Suning hurriedly grabbed the cat on top of his head, but unfortunately the cat was unusually flexible and constantly evaded Suning's capture.

"Hmm, it's slow, it's slow. ”

The black cat flexibly dodged Suning's attack, and even yawned, and the most important thing was to speak!

I'm tired, cats can talk? Cat demon! Suning was stunned, this cat actually spoke, how could this be possible! Doesn't it mean that all the beasts in this world have disappeared, and the cat demon who can speak, how many high-level is that!

According to the general law, the seventh grade?

"I'm tired to death, how can you come down, when did you run to my head? Why can't I feel you on my head? Also, I haven't washed my hair for a year, you come down."

Hey, what are you going to do, what are you doing with my hair?

Ahhh

No!

Stop!

Don't!

NO!

Don't pee on my head!

Ah?!!!?!!h

At this time, Suning was like a rattle with a pump, DuangDuangDuang couldn't stop shaking his head. I used all the handstands and rolls over and over again, but this kitten seemed to grow on Suning's head, and it didn't move at all.

"Woo, come down, I beg you......"

Suning was desperate, and the black cat at this time was like a graceful lady lying on Suning's hair, looking at Suning through the mirror.

Removing everything, this black cat is still very beautiful. The royal blue eyes and the corners of the mouth are slightly raised, how do you look like you are smiling evilly.

"Uncle Ben is hungry and wants to eat. ”

As soon as this black cat opened his mouth, all the beauty was broken, and the only trace of pity that Suning rose had already dissipated without a trace, at this time, he just wanted to quickly drive this dead cat down!

"Okay, come down and I'll give you dried fish to eat." Suning whispered like a shovel officer: "Hey, what kind of expression are you?"

At this time, the black cat was looking at Suning with an expression of "don't take Ben Meow as a fool", and it seemed that he had relied on Suning.

"If you don't come down, how can I give you food, what should I do if you eat and fall on my head?"

"I won't, I'll eat on your head!"

"Hey, who the hell are you! I think you must be somebody's prank!"

Suning is a person who has read a lot of novels, and this kind of thing is generally very bloody! It must be some puppeteer who controls this kitten!

Talking cat, what a powerful strength it must have! I'm afraid that just releasing a little pressure can kill Suning!

"Ben Meow is hungry and wants to eat. ”

Uncle Cat didn't pay attention to Suning at all, he was desperate for food, and his two hind legs were like rabbits that made a mess of Suning's hair, and at the same time he kept pulling Suning's hair with his paws, and Suning grinned in pain.

It hurts to death!

......

"Come, uncle, please. ”

At this time, Suning was feeding the small dried fish in the mirror to the top of his head, this hateful black cat, is this a home on top of his head!

"Hey, you're a cat! Why don't you eat fish bones! Hey, what are you going to do?!

Suning was almost collapsing, what the hell is this, why did this abrasive goblin run on top of his head!

"Uncle Cat, can you come down and let me wash my hair! I'm sick to death from the fish bones and your excrement on my side!"

Suning is about to collapse, no matter how hard he tries, this cat just can't catch up!

"Small dried fish. Uncle Cat waved at Suning lightly and asked for dried fish.

"You!"

Suning was really about to be angry, he was bullied like this by a cat! If this is spread out, how can there be two people to see each other! He has always bullied others, when is it the turn of others to bully him!

And it's a cat! a cat! a cat!

Say the important thing three times!!

No way!

You must not be so submissible, it is unbearable, and your uncle and aunt can't bear it! Suning's two eyes were as wide as dumbbells, and the green tendons on his forehead burst out, and he yelled: "Give!"

"Hey, you said you couldn't be cowardly!"

Helpless!

Woe!

What the hell is this!

I can't hit it, I can't drive it away, it's up to me, isn't it?

In this way, Suning completely became a cat slave, not only letting the cat splash liquid on Suning's head, but also constantly handing the dried fish, aggrieved!

What kind of sin have you created!

Why did such a cat uncle come to the door!

Who sent you?

Lao Tzu recruited you and provoked you!