Tian Xin didn't have classes this afternoon, and as soon as he entered the dormitory after school at noon, he heard some mmmmmmmmm

Is it a wind chime?

Wait, how can there be a man?

Tian Xin was confused at the time, should he turn around and leave, and then close the door?

No, how could there be a man in the wind chimes? And bring them to the dormitory?

Tian Xin's gossip instantly ignited, she gently closed the door, and tiptoed towards the room of the wind chime.

"Ah...... Yes...... Go on!"

Tian Xin's face flushed, and then he took a few steps forward.

"No, don't ...... Don't, stop!"

Tian Xin was at a loss for what to do, and moved a few steps forward.

"Ahh

Tian Xin finally put his ear to the door.

Well...... , no, playing a small movie?

After listening to it at the door for a while, Tian Xin finally determined that it turned out that the wind chimes were watching a small movie inside, and there was no man.

Tian Xin let out a long breath, it's okay.

Dangdangdang.

Tian Xin knocked on the door a few times.

"Come in. The sound of wind chimes came out of the room, and along with it, there was a sound of uh-huh-ahh

Sure enough, I'm watching a small movie!

Tian Xin pushed the door and walked in, and saw Feng Chime's face that was not embarrassed at all.

"Hey, you took a leave of absence to go to class just to watch mao movies in the dormitory?" Tian Xin shouted at the wind chime with a red face.

"Female donor, this is your mistake! What is mao film? This is art, art understand?" The wind chime not only did not turn off the mao film, but also turned up the sound a little louder. "Also, the little monk just needs to be refreshed, and it is not impossible to borrow the female donor's chest to lean on. ”

"Damn it, you can continue your artistic life!" Tian Xin interrupted the hooliganism of the wind chimes in time.

"Tut-tut. Feng Chime smacked his lips, as if he was very disappointed with Tian Xin's answer, "Speaking of which, these films were still found in Wang Yi, and I just tasted his taste by the way." ”

As soon as Wang Yi's taste was mentioned, as soon as the camera turned, the wind chime suddenly shouted: "Eh, do you look like this big-breasted portrait of you?"

"You get out of here!" Tian Xin angrily picked up the pillow and smashed it on the wind chime.

"Hey, don't hit your head, you're already sleep-deprived, who will help you protect your childhood sweetheart if you're stunned?" said Feng Chime holding his head.

"Let him die together!" Tian Xin slammed the wind chime's head again.

"Ah, don't fight anymore!" Wind Chime desperately snatched the pillow, and then pretended to be a teacher and said: "Don't worry, the female donor, Xiaosheng has already helped him delete that folder completely, and by the way, he copied some cartoons." ”

Got some cartoons?

The behavior of the wind chimes instantly got to the budding point of Tian Xin.

"Pleasant Goat?" Tian Xin said the name a little excitedly, and by the way, when Wang Yi wanted to do some dirty things one night, he saw the Pleasant Goat's bewildered joy.

Of course, Tian Xin didn't know that since the ring spirit came, Wang Yi hadn't opened a folder again.

"You know the Pleasant Goat. Wind Chime rolled her eyes, "You're still an art student!"

"Get out! My art and yours are not the same kind of art!" Tian Xin picked up a pillow and held it in front of the wind chime, and said threateningly: "Come on, what did you give him? Crayon Xiaoxin or Doraemon?"

"Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you. The wind chimes put on a sitting posture that could not be taught, and spit out a few words: "It's Tanmei." ”

"What?" Tian Xin didn't react.

"Tanmei!" the wind chime repeated.

"Poof~. ”

......

The two didn't play around for a few minutes, and a big red exclamation mark appeared on the computer screen of the wind chime again.

"Your sister, it's time for the old lady again!" Wind Chime rolled up his sleeves and sat on the chair.

Puff~.

Tian Xin was amused by the wind chime again, "Since you can't resist, you should enjoy it, come on!" After Tian Xin finished speaking, he stepped on his little high heels and walked out of the bedroom of the wind chime.

"You little goblin, wait for the old man!" the cries of wind chimes came from inside the house, followed by a series of keyboard taps.

Tian Xin ignored her anymore, hummed a small tune and went back to his bedroom: "Pleasant goat, beautiful goat, warm goat, boiling goat, ......"

"Bastard!"

"Baa~"

......

......

After school at noon, Wang Yi was walking on the way to forage for food with Lao Tie and Bai Ziqi, and suddenly felt the mobile phone in his trouser pocket vibrate twice.

Wang Yi slid open his phone and found that it was a QQ message.

ZERO: "BASTARD, HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU OFFENDED?"

Wang Yi was inexplicable, and replied casually: "What's wrong?"

ZERO: "It's been three days! It's been three whole days! Enemy after enemy, one after another, ...... one after another. ”

Wang Yi: "......." ”

ZERO: "So ....... ”

Wang Yi: "So?"

ZERO: "Raise your salary, hey, raise your salary!" or quit!"

Wang Yi: "Didn't you say before that even if the opponent attacked for a whole day, you would only collect 10,000?"

ZERO：“...... , piercing the heart, how did you manage to do this easy and accurate damage?"

Wang Yi didn't expect Cao Yu to find so many people to attack him, so he decided to ask clearly, so he dialed ZERO's phone easily. Because I was in a hurry, I forgot to use an anonymous card number.

A lingering Japanese song sounded, which was the ringtone of the wind chimes.

At this time, Feng Chime was watching the film while stopping the attack of the hackers, asking Wang Yi for his salary......

The so-called single-mindedness and three-purpose, so when I saw that it was an unfamiliar number, I picked it up directly.

"Hey, who's that?"

"I ....... Wang Yi first heard a female voice flutter for a moment, and then there was a moan on the other end of the phone.

"Say something quickly, it's okay to hang up. "There was a coquettish shout of 'continue, don't stop' on the other end of the phone, and Wang Yi felt as if he was familiar with it.

"What, I'm Wang Yi. ”

After Wang Yi said this, he felt that the other side suddenly quieted down, ZERO stopped talking, and the little movie stopped sounding.

A few seconds later, a hearty laugh suddenly came from the other end of the phone: "Ahhahahaha!How is it, brother, my Lolita synthesis software is good today, right?"

Wang Yi: "......." ”

After a few more seconds of silence, a high-pitched voice came from the other end of the phone: "Since you already know the attributes of the queen of this palace, then surrender quickly!"

Wang Yi: "......." "This ZERO seems to be very unreliable.

Feeling that the other side was silent for a few seconds, the wind chime changed a tone zone again and said, "Can't you use a number when you call people?"

Wang Yi: "......." ”

"Forget it, don't talk about it!" As if deflated, the wind chimes plugged the phone into the headphones, resumed the action of tapping the keyboard quickly, and said to Wang Yi: "Let's get down to business!

Wang Yi: "......." You've always been talking about something and something, right?"

"Oh hahahaha!" The sound of the wind chimes and the sound of rapid tapping on the keyboard came out, which had a strange charm, "Hearing you say that, you must not have a girlfriend!"

Wang Yi: "Can you still get down to business? Can't say I'm hanging!"

Wind Chime: "Hang it." ”

"No, I found your ....... Wang Yi was so embarrassed, "What, I just want to ask, you said that many people attacked me, what's going on." ”

"That's what you say. Wind Chimes replied casually, but his attention was all on the computer screen.

Wang Yi was still waiting for ZERO to answer him, when suddenly there was a burst of laughter from the other end of the phone: "Haha, I finally caught you! Die for me! Burn, my soul of middle two!"

Wang Yi: "......." ”

It's just a phone number, why did the personality collapse?