Chapter 20: The Name of Richard (1)
Richard felt very uncomfortable.
Just now, he endured the strange eyes of others and went to the Longtan Tiger's Den called "Night Clothes" alone.
It's unremarkable on the surface, but it's also unremarkable in reality.
But once you enter its doors, you have to pay a heavy price.
That's right, this store with a very angry name specializes in women's clothing. He is such a big man, walking in with his head held high, how can he not receive extra attention.
Please, in the feudal era, the difference between men and women was not for fun.
Enduring the humiliation of being regarded as a pervert, Richard had his own troubles - Audrey and the others had no clothes to wear.
What these three girls are now using to cover their bodies is the set of magic armor that they came with their birth.
Even if he wanted the three beautiful women to settle like this, they would definitely disagree. In addition, the magic armor is too ostentatious, if someone finds out and leaks the news......
Anyway, Richard had to solve their clothes problem.
As for why did he go out in person?
"You guys are so capable, why don't you make your own. Now there are so many thieves, what is it to lose a piece or two of clothes......"
Before Richard could finish speaking, he was interrupted.
"You're making us thieves!"
"I, a dignified princess, would I do such a thing?"
"Insult, this is a great insult!"
Audrey alone counted him down for more than half an hour.
Not to mention, there are hundreds of cold eyes and disdain.
So, at the risk of being seen as a "transvestite", Richard entered the door of the "Night Costume" with great trepidation.
But something surprising to him happened.
The man who entered the women's clothing store was not only him, but also five or six people.
It's just that the reason behind this is even more heartbreaking for Richard.
Looking at these men's fine skin and tender flesh, their demeanor and movements were so girly, and especially noticing their gorgeous clothes, Richard immediately understood what they were doing.
What made Richard even more painful was that because of his delicate facial features, the reception staff obviously regarded him as the same kind of person.
In short, when he went out with his clothes, Richard's body was trembling, and he wanted to look up to the sky and roar, "Lao Tzu, I'm not selling ass!"
When he and Audrey and the others met here, they didn't expect that his side was already in danger.
"Are you really sure that those beautiful white birds were summoned by those three bullshit angels?"
Richard felt dizzy.
"Come on, they're all over the streets. ”
"These days, wherever I go, I see a whole bunch of them. ”
"There are so many birds, they are too capable!"
Audrey, who had her back to him, couldn't help but laugh when she heard him say this.
This black-haired beauty with a long ponytail gently stroked the hair near the corner of her left eyebrow, and her charming red lips were slightly curled.
"Hehe, I'm going to disappoint you, that kind of white finch is indeed a celestial life. Do you see the gilded edge of their tail feathers, which is a very prominent feature of life in the Celestial Realm......"
Audrey's clear laughter undoubtedly rubbed salt on Richard's wounds.
A big middle finger was raised at her back.
Richard couldn't figure out why Her Royal Highness had to sneer at him. Everyone is a grasshopper tied to the same rope. Once he is discovered, the difference that awaits her His Royal Highness Audrey will be over.
Unbeknownst to Richard, there were times when it didn't make sense to hate someone.
From the moment he played bondage play, he was no longer much different from a piece of Xiang in the eyes of Her Royal Highness the princess.
As for the cooperation, it was Audrey's belief that he would at least be able to return to the earth and provide a little nourishment for the plants.
Heloise, the cold beauty who stood next to Diana and was closest to Richard, also glanced at Richard at this time, and she only said six words, "The situation is really troublesome." ”
Hearing the blonde beauty's words, Richard was sure that Audrey was not exaggerating.
With a sigh, he understood what it meant to be struggling.
Originally, I thought that I could practice martial arts with peace of mind and face the next series of situations when I ran away, but I didn't expect it to be so difficult to even go out once.
Take these three guards with you, and worry about being discovered by the angels.
If those white birds are all celestial beings, it is basically equivalent to any place in the streets and alleys, large and small cameras are installed.
Coming from the earth, he can understand how terrible this kind of "Skynet" is.
Without guards, he doesn't have to worry about being discovered for the time being, but he has to consider whether his little life can be saved.
Richard hadn't forgotten that there was an elusive fourth man who was staring at him all the time.
Just as Richard was dizzy, another voice came here.
"Boss Towan, I saw with my own eyes that kid named Richard slipping here. Unexpectedly, his eyes were quite sharp. ”
"Who's to say it isn't, I've met him before. This bastard boy is so cunning that he actually ran to the place where women's clothes are sold. I was stuck there for a long time, and finally I got impatient, so I had to withdraw for the time being. ”
"You can't say that. I think he's really trying to sell his ass. Tsk, don't really say it, this kid has fine skin and tender meat. ”
Hearing this slippery remark, Richard was furious.
"You're just selling ass, and your whole family is selling ass......"
Richard immediately scolded.
But his words were like pebbles falling into a pond, and they immediately rippled.
"Listen, someone is talking!"
"It's the boy's voice. ”
"He's over here!"
"Keep chasing, you must catch him, this is Lord Snow Wolf's order. ”
Immediately afterward, Richard heard footsteps getting closer.
"Mom is ......"
Richard didn't have a good idea of what to complain about.
I had to whisper to the blonde beauty who was wearing long pigtails on one side and was now dressed in a strong suit, "Sister Heloise, you have made me invisible, they are a troublesome ......"
Three or four seconds later.
When Towan and the others came to this narrow alley, they saw nothing but emptiness.
When these people stared at each other, their faces full of incredulity, a cold wind blew over their heads, setting them off like wooden chickens in a daze.
"Impossible, where did he go?"
Towan, a bald head with a "Mediterranean" head, first looked at the wall more than ten meters high in front of him, and then looked at the top of his head without believing evil.
Finally, he looked at the wall in front of him again, which was more than ten meters high.
"When did this kid's skills improve so much?"
Thinking of the previous sentence, Towan couldn't help but make up for the situation where Richard climbed over the wall after scolding, "Mom, let him escape again." ”
The people next to him couldn't hide their loss.
"He's too cunning. ”
"Bastard, don't let me catch you. ”
"The wall is so high, be careful to fall to death you ass seller. ”
They were more emotional, only five or six meters away from them, and Richard, who was standing straight in the alley, was gritting his teeth.
"You puppies are the ones who sell butts, and your boss Nurman Big White Dog is the one who makes a fortune by selling butts......"
But these words can only be said in the heart.
Richard called a grievance.
Just when his heart was extremely unbalanced, suddenly a swear word floated into his ears.
"It's a shame that this kid is still called Richard, is he worthy of this name?"
At this moment, Richard was blessed with a brilliant idea.
After half ringing.
When Tovan waited for the morning to get clean, Richard said to the reappeared threesome, "I have an idea......