"Believe it or not, with a good pair of legs, I can fool him with a cripple?"

"Crutch, crutch. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

As the sketch continued, the guests in Yihong Mansion stopped their mocking smiles and began to watch the sketch seriously. From time to time, there were bursts of laughter, but this time it was from the heart!

"I said what are you directing blindly, you know where I'm going, you just let me kidnap?"

Gongsun Sun came out and rode a wooden bicycle that was extremely inconsistent with his size, and it was really embarrassing for this bike, and it was about to fall apart.

"Hey, what a novelty, what is this?"

Although the clothes worn by the grandsons are also very simple, the focus of these people is no longer on clothes. All eyes were focused on the never-before-seen bicycle under Gongsun Sun's buttocks, how could this thing still move on its own, it was really strange.

"Shout for sale!"

"Kidnapped, sold!"

"Who wants to kidnap you?"

Gongsun Sun's bewildered expression immediately caused everyone to laugh, this little fat man is really talented in acting! At least this kind of role is very funny without playing!

"No, no one sells it, and the two of us are playing here. ”

"These two people, it's okay to sell their daughter-in-law to play ......"

......

"Hahaha......"

As the sketch continued, the whole Yihong Mansion continued to laugh. This is a classic sketch, and every few sentences a burden is shaken out, and thankfully, the audience has taken it.

"Big head, thick neck, not a big guy!" "Take two steps, take two steps without illness!" "Why is he numb? You are numb when you stomp on him!" "What kind of bicycle do you want, what kind of bicycle do you want!"

As soon as these classic clips appeared, they directly ignited the atmosphere in the entire Yihong Mansion. Even Suning himself laughed back and forth, the three of them played so well!

"What are you doing?"

"Why are you going to sell him a bike with a bad leg!"

Leave the suspense and the sketch ends!

When the three of them finished performing, the people in Yihong Mansion were still immersed in the sketches, and some people were still happy with their mouths open. I don't know how long it took, but the first person stood up and applauded, and then the applause continued and lasted for a long time.

"Good! great!"

"It's so enjoyable! I've never seen such a funny play!"

"What kind of play, this is called a sketch, do you understand?

"It's not fun, one more time, another one!"

The show was a huge success, and needless to say, the gamble was won by them, with Suning being the biggest beneficiary. Yan Ruyan, who was sitting in the audience, looked at Suning with an excited face, and a ripple appeared in her heart.

He can compose music, sing, cook, invest in casinos, and open restaurants. Now that he has made a sketch with such a high popularity, Yan Ruyan is really getting more and more unable to see through this man.

In Fengyue Place, she can be said to be battle-hardened, and ordinary men can't escape his eyes at all, but she can't see through Suning. The former Suning didn't attract her attention at all, but she knew that Suning frequented it.

Why did Suning suddenly become so famous and so talented? Talented and beautiful, Yan Ruyan is of course no exception. However, in her heart, I am afraid that her curiosity about Suning is higher than her love for Suning.

"Miss Ruyan, Miss Ruyan?" Suning shook her palm a few times in front of Yan Ruyan, interrupting her thoughts.

"Ah, I'm sorry, Master Su. The slave family was immersed in the sketch and was a little out of shape. ”

Yan Ruyan's pretty face was slightly red, and she couldn't tell Suning that she was thinking about Suning just now, so it was too straightforward.

"Master Su, do you have anything to do?"

"Hey, hey. Suning took out a stack of membership cards from his arms and put them in front of Yan Ruyan: "It's time to collect the money......"

As early as the rehearsal, Suning had already counted the people who participated in the gambling game, and asked the system to produce the membership cards of these people. As for the question of whether the bet would be lost, he didn't think about it at all.

Because it's a problem that can't happen, there is no thia!

"This is a membership card, there are five million in each card, please help me collect the money, and then send the membership card to everyone. ”

As a businessman, you must not forget to collect money at this time. After handing over the membership card to Yan Ruyan, Suning ran to the front of the gate and closed the gate directly.

If you don't give money, no one will want to leave!

"Thank you Chen Gongzi, Gongsun Gongzi, and Miss Su for your wonderful performances!"

Yan Ruyan has been a guest host tonight, and the sketch just now also made her so happy, and now her face is a little stiff. After all, he is a goddess-level character, how can he laugh out loud.

"Everyone said, the three of them performed well!"

"It's good!" "It's amazing!" "I've never seen such a good show!"

Sure enough, the power of beauty is immense. If it is presided over by Suning now, it is estimated that no one will take care of him.

"Since you all think it's good-looking, then we're going to ...... next"

It seems that Yan Ruyan still has some hosting skills, Suning is considering, should he set up an acting company in advance to train some talented actors in advance?

After all, when you level up, some things are gradually unlocked, which is a business opportunity to make money!

"What do you want?"

"I'm willing to gamble and lose!"

"Coax ......"

"This is the membership card in Suning Gongzi's store, and there is a balance of five million in it. In addition, the card fee needs 10,000, please prepare 501,000, and the slave family will go to each son to present the membership card. ”

Well, this little girl is worth cultivating. After all, she is currently the number one prostitute in the capital, and her influence is still amazing.

......

"Thank you, Miss Ruyan, this is a little meaning, not a tribute. ”

Of course, there is a price to pay for hiring someone to do the work, and if these four people ask for money, I don't know when it will be.

"The money has also been given, hurry up and play it again for everyone to see!"

This group of people don't even prostitute now, so they want to watch this sketch again, just now Chen Meow's flickering, Gongsun Sun's bewilderment, and Su Qing's noisy appearance really made them laugh. It's not fun for them to watch it ten more times, not to mention that they've just played it again!

"Think beautiful! This son will show you once and show you that it is already giving you face! I still want us to act, just kidding, it depends on our mood!"

Although being an actor is enjoyable, the bad thing is that I can't laugh, and of course I can't laugh for the sake of performance. This also leads to the fact that they are not as happy as the audience under the stage.

"How can I do it again?"

"I don't play anything. ”

"I'll give out fifty spirit stones!"

"I'll give you a hundred!"

"We'll give you a hundred spirit stones each, and you can do it again!"