Chapter 49: The Secret of Becoming an Immortal

The Humvee stopped at the foot of the hill, and several figures got out of the car.

"Over this mountain, that's where we live. ”

Dodoro gestured to a mountain in front of him.

"God, why do you want to hide in this kind of deep mountains and old forests?" Zhang Yuelun felt a big head when he saw this distance, "It's all dense trees, and there doesn't even seem to be a road here, right?"

"If we hadn't lived in this kind of place, we would have been discovered a long time ago. "Humans are so scary now, and it's getting harder and harder to find a place where no one is disturbing. ”

"How long does it take to climb?"

Zhang Yuelun looked at the mountain and sighed.

"My dad didn't invite you. ”

Duoduoluo glanced at Zhang Yuelun.

"Let's go. ”

Mr. Zhang has no complaints.

"Dodolo, what are you capable of?"

Li Xianyun asked suddenly.

"I have a great ability, I can catch turtles for nine days, and I can go down to the five oceans to catch the moonΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·"

"That's the other way around. ”

Zhang Yuelun corrected.

"It's the other way around?" Duoduoluo was stunned for a moment, and instantly understood, but this was something that could not be admitted in any way, "No opposite, I just want to go to the sea to collect the moon, every time the moon is full, a bright moon shines in the water, don't you think it's very beautiful?"

"Since you can go up to the Nine Heavens, let's fly over. ”

Li Xianyun was too lazy to waste time climbing the mountain, anyway, it was inaccessible here, and he was not afraid of scaring people.

"Fly?" Dodoro was stunned again, this person's tone is so big, I can't lose, "Of course I can fly, the great Dodoro is omnipotent! But you can't fly, I can't leave you and fly away, my dad knows that I treat guests like this, and he will scold me again." ”

"You can fly your own and leave us alone. ”

Li Xianyun held the notebook in one hand, touched the notebook with his fingers, penetrated the back of the paper, and instantly wrote on several blank pages.

The next moment, the notebook turned its own pages, and with each page, that page flew out, two rows up and two down, suspended in the air.

Li Xianyun jumped lightly, rose from the ground, and put his feet on two of the papers.

"Come up. ”

Li Xianyun beckoned to Zhang Yuelun and his son.

"Is that okay?"

Mr. Zhang looked at the thin and narrow piece of paper, and was a little worried, can this thing bear the weight of a person?

"I'll go, Edgeworth Fly, no, Edgeworth Fly!"

Zhang Yuelun was just the opposite of his Lao Tzu, he didn't think about safety at all, and ran towards the two rows of "paper flying swords" with a roar.

"Up!"

Zhang Yuelun still wanted to climb up by himself, Li Xianyun stepped on two pieces of paper and flew over, grabbed Zhang Yuelun's shoulder with one hand, and directly lifted Zhang Yuelun up.

Stepping on two pieces of paper, holding two pieces of paper, just standing in the air, a wonderful force acting on his body, Zhang Yuelun felt as if he was on an old driver's car, that is called a stable!

"Dad, it's very stable, come up!"

Zhang Yuelun stood on it and shouted.

"Good. ”

Mr. Zhang saw that his son successfully stood on it, and he was also eager to try, flying is a dream of human beings since ancient times.

"Let's go. ”

After Mr. Zhang also stood on the pieces of paper, he didn't know how Li Xianyun controlled them, and those pieces of paper flew like swords and went straight into the sky.

"Hey, hey!" said Dodolo, stomping his foot, "You forgot about me!"

"The great Dodolo is omnipotent. Zhang Yuelun laughed loudly from the sky and drifted in the wind, "So, you can fly over by yourself." ”

"I, I Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·"

Dodoro began to scratch his head, could it be that he just said that he was bragging, but where did the great Dodoro put his face!

"Come on. ”

was scratching his ears and cheeks, and four pieces of paper suddenly flew down in front of him, and Duoduoluo was overjoyed and jumped up.

"Master, please hurry up. ”

"Oh, what is urging, I don't know how difficult this road is, to tell you, if it weren't for the fact that you are beautiful women, I wouldn't have pulled it at all. ”

"You're doing it for our sake. ”

"No, if you're not a beauty, don't say double the fare, even triple I won't come. ”

As soon as Li Xianyun and the others flew away, another taxi drove over, and two young and beautiful beauties walked down.

Needless to say, this is the Internet celebrity face and the squad leader's two sisters.

Duoduoluo took Mr. Zhang to see his old monster, Zhang Yuelun's son followed, what are the two of them, of course they can't go, but they are very curious, and they really want to know why an old tree spirit would find a human, so they called a taxi and chased after them.

But when they arrived, they found that there was only a Humvee in front of them, but there was no one in sight!

"What about people?" the Internet celebrity looked around, "why don't you even have a footprint on the ground?"

"Alas, look at the sky. The squad leader stretched out his hand and pulled the Internet celebrity's face, and pointed to the sky, "Those few, do they look like people?"

"Please, you don't mean they flew into the sky, did you?"

When the Internet celebrity looked at it, he could only vaguely see a few black spots, thinking it was a bird.

"Haha, you really look at it seriously, I'm kidding, that's a few birds, how can people fly!"

The squad leader laughed, and she asked if the Internet celebrity face looked like a human at all, not that she felt like a human at all, it was just a simple joke.

It's just that the two girls didn't expect that this joke would be a "laugh".

doesn't say how the two sisters find people, but says that Zhang Yuelun and several people, including the great Duoduoluo, have never experienced flying.

The feeling of blue sky and white clouds overhead, stepping on the lush woods, racing with birds and birds, and shaking hands with the cool breeze is really indescribable.

"Bi Xian, I didn't expect that the current ghost is so powerful, I yearn to be a ghost. ”

Zhang Yuelun's excited voice trembled.

"Bastard, what are you talking about!" Mr. Zhang glared, "What the hell, didn't you say it, the pen fairy is an immortal!"

"Oh, fairy. Zhang Yuelun still remembered that Mr. Zhang said that the pen fairy is an immortal, and then he suddenly said, "I'll just say, how can a ghost have this ability." ”

"Bixian, do you accept apprentices?" Zhang Yuelun said busily again, "Do you think I can do it?"

"No, I can't. ”

Li Xianyun flatly refused.

"Great. ”

Zhang Yuelun wanted to clap happily, but because he was in the sky, he had to hold the piece of paper with both hands and didn't dare to shoot.

"It's too good that the pen fairy doesn't accept you?"

Mr. Zhang was a little unable to understand his son's brain circuit.

"Of course, the more capable people are, the bigger the shelf must be, and they must go through many tests to succeed in apprenticeship. Zhang Yuelun said with a smile, "Pen Immortal, what test do you have, just come!"

"Since you're so skeletal and strange, I'll tell you how I became an immortal. ”

"Really?"

Zhang Yuelun was overjoyed.

"First of all, you have to stay up late every day and not sleep until 2 a.m. ”

"I'll go, it turns out that this kind of 'cultivating immortals' is really cultivating immortals. ”

Zhang Yuelun was surprised.

"And then?"

"Then, you have to hold on for a month, and make yourself in a trance, people are not like people, ghosts are not like ghosts. ”

"It is worthy of being a pen fairy, this way of cultivating immortals is really unique, and it is different from those fairy novels. Zhang Yuelun was in awe, "And then?"

"Then you're going to go out into the street. Remember, always wear slippers, preferably the kind that have worn out a little at the end of three years. ”

"It's easy to wear slippers, but if you wear out slippers, where can you find them? ”

With Zhang Yuelun's family conditions, a pair of slippers is more expensive than other people's clothes, how can there be worn slippers.

For the first time, Zhang Yuelun complained a little about his own son, why make so much money if he has nothing to do, delay the great cause of cultivating immortals!

"Slippers on the street, what about after that?"

"You have to see. ”

"See what?"

"Look at the cars on the street. ”

"Bixian, are you going to test my eyesight with a car? Let me be in this state of mental trance, shorthand license plate number? Ah, it should be to hone my body style, wearing worn slippers, dodging back and forth in high-speed vehicles, interspersed and interspersed, this kind of body style, just thinking about it, I feel very cleverΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·"

"No, I'm telling you to drill under the car, click, the wheels will crush your head, and the red and white will flow to the ground, and you're done. ”