Chapter 334: Li Jin'er whipped Tang Xuanzang
Bottomless pit.
"Get out!" Li Jin'er looked at Tang Seng in the cabinet, her face full of anger.
Tang Seng was close to the cabinet, frightened in his heart, his face panicked, obviously frightened.
"Ah ~ Amitabha Buddha ~ female donor, this~ here is very good. ”
"Get out of here!" Li Jin'er directly pulled Tang Seng out, and threw him directly to the ground due to excessive force.
Tang Seng grinned when he was fallen, and the Buddha crown also fell off, and he secretly said in his heart: Wasn't he a wonderful brother before?
Li Jin'er looked at Tang Seng's handsome face, and the more she looked at it, the more angry she became, and the more she looked at it, the more panicked she became. Although I know that this is the real Tang monk, the one just now is the dragon scum became. But when she saw the shiny head, she remembered the scene in the bath that broke her.
Therefore, Tang Seng took the blame for Long Xiaobai.
"Female~Female benefactor~ Are you going to eat poor monks?" Tang Seng felt that something was wrong.
"Eat you, it's cheap!" Li Jin'er sneered. Then as soon as he pulled Tang Seng's neck, he pulled it out.
How could Tang Seng, a weak man, resist a demon king's tugging, his neck was strangled and he almost turned his back on his back, and he rolled his eyes vigorously.
Li Jin'er pulled Tang Seng outside, and then threw him to the ground. As soon as he stretched out his hand, he conjured a leather whip.
Tang Seng looked at the saw chain, this special whip is so familiar.
"Tang Seng! You are a person who was hand-picked by the Buddha to learn the scriptures! You can't even educate your apprentices well, and you dare to say anything about educating sentient beings? I'm really blind! How could I take a fancy to you!"
"Smack!"
"Ah!" Tang Seng screamed, almost fainting from the pain.
"Female benefactor, what does this mean? If you want to kill and cook for a happy person, why do you want to abuse a poor monk?"
"Smack!"
"Whew!" Tang Seng curled up on the ground in pain.
"Abusing you, then why didn't you mention the word abuse when you abused your apprentice Zhu Bajie?" Li Jin'er said with a cold face. I clearly remember that the other party smoked at Zhu Bajie, and it was a spark with lightning.
"Amitabha! Female benefactor, did my second apprentice offend you?"
Zhu Bajie also took the blame for Long Xiaobai.
"Hmph, your apprentice doesn't have a good thing!"
"Smack!"
"Ahh
Li Jin'er saw the virtue of her wonderful brother, and suddenly felt disgusted by the fact that she was going to marry the other party before.
"Bang bang!" After a few whips, Tang Seng rolled his eyes and fainted.
"Come on, drag it down, wash it, clean it, and cook it!" Li Jin'er threw the little whip on Tang Seng's body, and completely died of his heart at what wonderful brother.
Suddenly, there was a knock on the closed door of the cave.
"Knock knock knock ~ little mouse, open the door quickly~ Relatives are coming. ”
Li Jin'er is a spirit, this voice is simply her nightmare. hurriedly ordered the little demon to open the door, and then pulled the unconscious Tang Seng to his side and acted as a shield.
"......Boom" The stone door opened, and I saw a coquettish man in white standing outside the door, gently shaking the folding fan, looking inside with a smile.
"Hey, little mouse...... What's wrong with my master?" Long Xiaobai was startled.
I saw that Tang Seng closed his eyes tightly, his head drooped, and the monk's robe was already tattered in the place where he was not protected by the robe, and the blood was everywhere.
"Little White Dragon, if you dare to come in, I'll kill him!" Li Jin'er's long nails popped out and put them on Tang Seng's bare head.
"Don't! Don't! There's something to discuss, but don't mess around! Besides, we're also relatives, so we won't make things so stiff. ”
"Who is related to you!" Li Jin'er looked at the handsome scumbag dressed beast and sprayed it with a mouthful of saliva.
Long Xiaobai pretended to block it with a folding fan, and then said with a smile: "Have you ever heard a saying? In fact, not only you rats can make holes, but Long Ye will also make holes! You hit the bottomless pit, but the dragon master hit the hole in the bottomless pit. ”
Li Jin'er's mouth opened slightly, and she didn't understand what the dragon scum was talking about. However, seeing the other party laughing so obscenely, so evil, it must not be a good word!
"Little White Dragon, what the hell do you want?"
"What do you say, let my master go!" Long Xiaobai put away the folding fan and said coldly.
Li Jin'er is another agitator, and the transformation of this dragon scum is too fast, right?
"Okay, Tang Seng, I don't want it! Give it back to you. But I also hope that you will not bother me again in the future!" Li Jin'er completely lost her heart to Tang Seng. If you can't live, you will get into trouble if you die.
"Okay, you let my master go first. ”
"No! I'll let him go, what if you continue to trouble me? Especially you! Little White Dragon! Your reputation has become infamous all over the Three Realms, and the name of dragon scum is known to everyone, and no one knows it! How can I believe you?"
"Amitabha! A poor monk is a monk, and he will definitely keep his word!" Long Xiaobai said with his hands together.
"Bah, you're a monk, you're a whore!" Li Jin'er's well-dressed appearance reminded her of the scene of the shameful death, and she was so angry that even swear words came out.
"Fuck it! Little mouse! You still have the face to scold me? Why do you rob my master to marry you in broad daylight, and you still have the face to scold me for being a whore? Okay! What is wrong with Master Long's prostitute? My whore is specially beating you little proverbial pig!"
Long Xiaobai was repeatedly scolded as 'dragon scum', and finally became angry.
"You ......" Li Jin'er's angry lips trembled, and she couldn't say a word. It is true that she is a demon, but in the face of a young man in the 21st century, scolding the street, it is estimated that no one in these three realms is an opponent.
"I'll kill him!" Li Jin'er angrily directly used his palm to pierce Tang Seng's scalp.
"And, let's kill it! Kill this old shameless one, just as our senior brother wants to be quiet! One heel turned over to Lingshan, and the province followed this old shameless man to endure hardships. ”
Long Xiaobai leaned directly against the door, looking at Li Jin'er indifferently.
Li Jin'er collapsed, completely collapsed. How to play this~ this special?
"Hurry up! Master Long is waiting to hurry. Long Xiaobai urged impatiently.
"You!you!you...... Close!"
"Boom!" the door of the cave was hurriedly closed by the little demon. Not to mention their masters, even they were completely frightened by the dragon scum outside. Ya is simply a shameless hob meat!
At this moment, Tang Seng woke up slowly. Seeing that Li Jin'er was grabbing her arm, she hurriedly said in fright: "Female benefactor, please let the poor monk go! ”
When Li Jin'er heard this, she thought of the little white dragon at the entrance of the cave, her angry apricot eyes stood upside down, and she threw Tang Seng to the ground.
He grabbed the small whip on the ground, pointed at Tang Seng and scolded: "Tang Seng! The so-called: If you don't teach, the teacher is at fault! Look at the few apprentices you have brought! Either thugs or perverts! There is also a dragon scum famous in the Three Realms! Today, the old lady will teach you a lesson for the Bodhisattva! It will not be in vain to give me the name of 'Half Sectional Guanyin'!"
"Smack!"
"Ahh
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
"Ah......hh Wukong! Wrong for the teacher...... Help me, ......."
(I heard that the people who wrote about Tang Seng have played the little white dragon badly? quack quack! Long Ye expressed disbelief! quack quack!)
(End of chapter)