Text Chapter 117 Conferring the title of male concubine angered the three wives
I'm going to laugh at her: "If you don't have wealth, how can you build a demon palace, how can you be a female demon king?"
The more I listen to this, the more awkward it becomes, how can it be a demon palace? Do you have to be a female demon king? A dignified and upright treasure should be called a treasure palace! Let people from all over the world come to visit.
It's true, what I think, people have thought about it a long time ago, anyway, I have a wife, I can't ...... with her
The queen could not wait, but flicked my hand, and my body grew higher and higher, and at once she was half a head taller than her, and she looked at my face and said, "See, even your body is under my control, so you should accept to be a male concubine! As for your women, I will open one eye and close one eye, and I will not see it." ”
She kept me in the palm of her hand, and she couldn't escape it anyway, but she had to let my wife know......?
The royal sister flew over from my ear, sat down on the lower lip and asked, "Husband, what do you mean by the male concubine?
Without waiting for me to speak, the queen preemptively explained: "It's good to be a male concubine! clothes come to stretch out your hands, food comes to open your mouth, and even go to the toilet, there are people to serve, how many men dream of a good life!"
Sister Huang blinked, stared at my mouth and shouted, "Husband, since being a male concubine is so good, why don't you give it a try?"
Sister Feng's scolding voice came from her body: "Fool! people are going to snatch their husbands, what else do you want?"
"Isn't it a male concubine? How does it have to do with robbing a husband? I have to ask?"
Sister Huang got into my mouth, crawled for a long time and turned over her big teeth, her hands were stained with stinky tartar and said, "My husband is too dirty, and I don't want to brush my teeth!"
The queen shouted to me, "Come out, children, your body stinks, and I will find you a good place, which is definitely better than the inside!"
Sister Feng didn't want to listen, and said, "What kind of kid are you calling, do you know that I'm older than you?"
I was puzzled: "Does Sister Feng know the baby? Otherwise, why would she say such a thing?"
The queen has her own saying: "That's the age! Now that I'm the queen, you all have to listen to me!"
According to the theory of three obedience and four virtues, Sister Feng replied: "We only listen to our husband, let us do anything!"
This is a very important message, there is no need to work on women, as long as you can conquer men.
"You hear it, too! In fact, being a male concubine is just to accompany the queen every day, and you can do whatever you want?"
It doesn't mean to treat me badly, and she discussed with Sister Feng carefully: "Do you agree with me being the princess?"
Sister Feng shouted: "Husband, this is a woman's vital interests, who would be so stupid?"
I don't know what that means: "Can you explain it?"
This is Sister Huang's voice: "You accompany the queen every day, are we not allowed to be widowed?"
Bai Baimei shouted loudly: "Husband, women's rights are equal, no matter if the queen marries you or you marry the queen, we will draw lots!"
I ignored a lot of details, and once I agreed to be a male concubine, I could only be with the queen every day......
Wives must be lonely in the body, and if there are men, giving one or two to someone may ease the burden.
I couldn't do it, so I looked at the baby's face and said, "The wives don't agree!
The queen gritted her teeth and said, "How can there be such a person?" "There is no need to talk to them in the first place, just give an order!"
He shouted at me again, "You don't agree, do you? I'm going to strangle him to death!"
Sister Huang panicked, so angry that she stomped her feet in my body, and shouted: "Don't hurt my husband, otherwise, I won't be done with you!"
In the past, I stamped my feet so painfully that I was alive, but this time I didn't feel it at all, so I rolled my eyes over to look.
"Oh my God, they're only the size of ants in my body, I don't know how the sound came out? ”
It seems that their relationship is getting better and better, and they are about to become a person;
The queen couldn't wait so long, and asked anxiously, "How is the discussion?"
I can't help but leave, all of them have small faces, small arms and legs, so cute! Thinking of the happy days together, it's really wonderful!
The queen was so desperate that she couldn't be a male concubine! She had no choice but to look at her: "If you like homosexuality, then fall in love! I will open one eye and close one eye!"
Sister Feng was unwilling, and jumped up, gesturing with her hands and saying: "Women are gay because they can't find a man they can trust, and we have a husband, why do we want to do this?"
I can't persuade anything? It's very awkward to be a male concubine, and she has to force herself to do things she doesn't want to do; what's so good about the baby? She is too powerful and wishes that the whole world is hers.
The queen saw it and shouted into my mouth: "Listen, little friend! If you don't agree, I will hang your husband in the sky and let the old eagle eat it!"
Suddenly, Sister Feng's scolding voice came: "Diao girl, husband feeds the big bird, are you willing to do it?" If you really think so, hang it!"
How could Sister Feng say such a thing? Hang me to death; What did she get? Women's hearts, are they all so black?
I set my eyes on all the wives: "Do you all want me to die?"
The most unbearable thing is Sister Huang, kicking her legs, flashing, coming out of my ears, turning around a few times, and actually becoming as big as me.
"Diao girl, don't think I can't change, dare to rob my husband again, if you can't be the queen?"
The queen didn't take Sister Huang in her eyes at all, didn't say a word, put her mouth at her face, and blew out a red fire.
Sister Huang did not avoid it, stretched out her right hand to block, the palm of her hand was imprinted with the sea, the waves were monstrous, and the fire in her mouth penetrated into the palm of her hand and was extinguished.
The queen was taken aback, and for the first time she had encountered such a powerful opponent, she cried out in a strange voice: "Who did you learn from?"
Sister Huang held her head high, revealing a coaxing face: "I can smash the Dark Cloud Demon with one palm, and it won't be hard to hit you at all!"
The queen didn't believe it, but squinted her eyes and said, "Boasting is not a capital crime!
Sister Huang is conditional: "My husband, no one is allowed to rob her! There are four women around her, no matter how strong her body is, she will slowly collapse...... He's going to die soon!"
The queen was about to laugh: "You are really illiterate! The man does not know what is going on? What about the big heart? Otherwise, what would the king do with three palaces, six courts, and thousands of concubines?"
Sister Huang finally understood; men are not as simple as they imagined; but they are not convinced by the illiterate, and say: "Can the illiterate make up and sing by themselves?"
The queen was very strange when she heard this, and asked, "As you are, can you still compose and sing by yourself, and don't be ashamed of the world?"
Sister Huang didn't say anything superfluous, and opened her mouth to come: "The husband is alone, and the five sisters are divided; it's not that the husband is shameless, but the sister's love is too true! In a world without men, women become very stupid......"
This broken song is the queen of songs, and I can't wait to screw Sister Huang's head off!
How can there be such a stupid woman? Don't you wipe dog feces on your face? Screaming: "Okay! What are you singing? I don't know what effect it will have on women? Illiteracy is illiteracy!"
This sentence hurt Sister Huang's heart, and she roared angrily: "I am not illiterate! Whoever dares to say that I will be killed."
Sister Huang aimed her angry gaze at the queen, flew back ten meters, rushed over, and hit her the head......
The queen dodged in a flash, but the sea flew out of her palm, submerging the territory of the Demon Palace, and continued outward......
It's amazing, the sea is far beyond the Demon Palace, but it won't fall, and the waves are surging, and there are still giant whales fighting.
I was stunned! my eyes were wide open, and I couldn't say a word......
Why did Sister Huang have such a great immortal skill? Why didn't she fall into the dark river back then? No wonder she dared to face the wind and rain and smash the cloud demon!
When Sister Feng and Bai Baimei lay on my eyelids, I don't know when they quietly look out.