Bajie and Sha Wujing stared at the tight spell on the crazy man's hand with wide eyes. Sun Wukong, a broken monkey, is invulnerable, and can go to heaven and earth to make the gods afraid and make the monsters worship, but why is it stewed by this team of crazy couples now, it is incredible. Unless, the two of them have peerless martial arts and are masters of the hidden rivers and lakes!

Sha Wujing: "Second Senior Brother, did they stew Senior Brother?"

Bajie: "If even the monkeys can't beat them, then our current situation is that people are swordsmen and I am fish and meat." ”

Sha Wujing: "Second Senior Brother, it's the first time I've found out that you actually have literary talents. ”

The Eight Precepts said seriously: "The speaker is stupid, and the listener is stupid, and the fool has never lived long." Senior brother, it seems that we are going to die here today. Senior brother has to tell you a secret. Have you ever heard of Langya's top unicorn talent before you learn the scriptures? ”

Sha Wujing: "Isn't that the person of the other world?"

Bajie: "That's right, in fact, that person is me." Your senior brother and I are rare in the world in terms of intelligence and appearance. ”

Sha Wujing was very disdainful: "Oh, hehe, my name was Xiao Jingyan before I changed my name." After saying that, he picked up the guy and called the husband and wife.

Bajie: "Who is Xiao Jingyan, I haven't heard of it." Hey, I'm not done yet, I actually have another identity, hey. ”

The crazy woman clapped her hands happily: "Look, Xianggong, this bearded man is rushing towards us?

Crazy man: "Hehe, these people are so polite, they are acting and helping, and I am embarrassed." ”

Sha Wujing hit the crazy man, the man raised his hand happily, and just happened that the tight spell in his hand touched the Sha Wujing Demon Suppression Staff, and a strange vibration wave sent Sha Wujing flying and crashed into the wall.

The madwoman hurriedly clapped her hands and looked excited: "Okay! Wonderful! The crazy man pointed and smirked at himself.

Sha Wujing got up and rushed over again, and the crazy man and the crazy woman ran out of the house laughing.

Bajie was still standing in place and calculating carefully: "If he is Xiao Jingyan, then what am I to be his?" Sha Wujing: "Second senior brother, I miss your sister, come and help." ”

Bajie thought seriously: "Miss my sister, where did I come from!" Bajie walked out slowly.

The crazy man skillfully dodged Sha Wujing's attack, and then held a tight spell to knock Sha Wujing away: "It's fun, it's fun, I haven't had such fun for a long time." ”

The madwoman snatched the mantra and said, "Give me something to play with." She rushed towards Sha Wujing, and Sha Wujing saw that she quickly got up and ran, and was chased by a crazy woman.

Bajie searched for Sun Wukong's body according to the bloodstains outside, and walked all the way to find a tiger hanging from the tree above. The tiger was hung upside down, blood was flowing from his head, the tiger recognized the pig in front of him at a glance, and Bajie also recognized the tiger.

Eight rings roared at the tiger: "I'm going to die! Why are you again! You have to scare me a few times a day before you are satisfied, do you want to eat your pig grandfather again?"

The tiger looked at Bajie, suddenly burst into tears, and then burst into tears. At this time, the crazy woman and the crazy man were lying on the ground and laughing: "Hey, hey, hey, it's fun!!, it's been a long time since I've had such a good time." "Oh, it's so comfortable to run, that beard is so interesting. The mad woman threw the shackle in her hand and hugged the mad man, and the two of them laughed and rolled and rolled, "Ahh

Sha Wujing saw that the two of them were no longer chasing him, gasped for breath and came to Bajie's side, and then casually said hello to the tiger.

Bajie: "Senior brother, don't you have the ability to talk to animals, you ask him why he is crying, and where is the senior brother?

Sha Wujing gasped: "You... You... You're still yourself... Just ask. He put one hand on the tiger's body, and the tiger cried and suddenly said, "Why am I so unlucky?" ”

Bajie: "Eh, don't cry, why are you here?"

Tiger: "It's not good to see you every time. I just moved here, and I heard from the agent that the tiger's den here is very cheap, and it comes with a full set of furniture, so I came as soon as I was tempted. Who knew that on the first day of going out, they would all meet crazy people. First it was the talking horse, and I was just going to ask her why you talk, but she kicked me wildly. Then I met a saliva pig again, and I was stunned. And then there's this bearded man, staring at me with squinting eyes, just a forest idiot and a tail. ”

Bajie walked over, picked up the shackle spell from the ground and took the knife in front of the tiger: "Then why are you hanging here?

The tiger cried sadly: "How can I not know! I was about to leave this ghost place, but when I reached the bottom of the cliff, I heard someone arguing above, and as soon as I looked up, a dead bald head threw garbage and smashed this thing down, directly on my head, and then I didn't save the tiger, and when I woke up, I was tied up here by you, ah, my life is so miserable." ”

Bajie: "So the master took off the monkey's hoop mantra." ”

Bajie said and untied the tiger's rope casually, and the tiger cried and cried and suddenly made a "eh" cry and fell directly to the ground.

Bajie clasped his hands together and looked sincere: "Little tiger, do you know why your character is so bad? It is because you have killed too many lives, from now on you will change to a vegetarian diet and be dedicated to goodness, and your tiger character will definitely get better, you know? ”

The tiger sobbed: "But I am a vegetarian in the first place! It is precisely because I am a vegetarian and do not fit in with the tigers that I live in this kind of place alone." ”

Bajie was embarrassed for a while: "Uh... This one.... You see, thanks to your vegetarian diet, you can be saved by us today instead of being eaten. Okay, okay, let's go, goodbye. ”

Tiger: "Can we not see each other again?"

Bajie: "Okay, well, if you don't see it, you won't see it, you think I still want to see you?" After Bajie finished speaking, the tiger jumped into the grass happily.

Sha Wujing: "Great, second senior brother, it turns out that the senior brother and the master are fine, it seems that we are worrying about it in vain." Let's go back quickly, or they won't find us. Sha Wujing happily ran away.

Bajie stood in place, quietly looked at the tight spell in his hand and said, "Hey, the master took off the monkey's tight spell himself, and now I am sure that the probability of the master's death is 100%." After speaking, he turned around and left with a nine-tooth nail rake.

The madman and his wife helped each other to crawl out of the ditch, laughing and turning into two Buddhas, one fat and one thin.

Fat Buddha: "Amitabha, it seems that Tang Sanzang and his party are really sad for this last catastrophe! No wonder it is said that the most terrible thing in this world is love, love begets love, love begets hate, hate begets thought, and thoughts begets affection." Such an endless cycle of cause and effect, when is a head, good and good. ”

Thin Buddha: "Amitabha, ask what is the situation in the world, and teach people to promise life and death." It is no wonder that the Buddha deliberately selected four of the most affectionate people in the world to learn from the scriptures, and I hope they can all pass this relationship. ”

Fat Buddha: "Oh? You mean that bearded man is also a lover?"

The thin Buddha smiled and nodded, and the two Buddhas looked at the backs of Bajie and Sha Wujing and said together: "Amitabha, good and good." ”

On the top of the mountain, the white dragon horse saw them come back, Sha Wujing ran directly to the cave, and the white dragon horse walked to Bajie's side and hurriedly asked, "Have you found the master?"

Bajie: "Hey, no, but I found this." Bajie showed off that circle.

White Dragon Horse: "This! Isn't this a tight spell, why are you here?"

Bajie: "The bald head took it for the monkey himself, and then threw it around, stunning the tiger that attacked you in the morning." ”

Bai Longma smiled: "Hehe, this Tang Sanzang is quite sorry for me, and he will avenge me in this way." ”

Bajie: "What kind of enmity does the monkey have with the master? You have been with the master, you should know." ”

White Dragon Horse: "It seems to be about a person named Zixia Fairy." ”

Bajie was surprised: "Zixia Fairy, didn't she save someone, and then she was beaten into the Taishang Laojun Dan furnace and died?"

White Dragon Horse: "Hmm.... In fact.... She's not dead......"