Chapter 20 Chen Shuqi
"What's the matter, you don't know me after only a year of not seeing me?"
Chen Haobai looked over and saw Chen Shuqi lying on the bed with an iPad in one hand and a snack in the other.
After being stunned for a while, he put the dumplings on the computer desk and asked speechlessly, "How did you get in?"
I saw the other party smile mysteriously, then took out a black key from his pocket, and then shook his fingers back and forth and looked at him with a smug expression.
When Chen Haobai saw this scene, he was speechless again.
He had two keys in his house, one with him and the other with his parents, so the answer was clear, it must have been taken from his parents.
But then Chen Haobai looked around nervously and said, "Where is my aunt?"
"Didn't come. ”
"Where's Uncle?" he asked again.
"Don't ask, I'm here alone, why are you nervous?"
Chen Shuqi looked at Chen Haobai with a nervous expression, his small eyes suddenly lit up, and then bent into a crescent moon:
"Brother... You can't hide your girlfriend at home, do you?!"
"Poof" Chen Haobai glared when he heard the words and said, "I'll tell you, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense." ”
"I still want to quibble, so what do you say about the two dumplings on the table? Don't tell me that you bought them for me. ”
Saying that, Chen Shuqi jumped up directly, and then said with a serious face: "Brother, I found that you have changed." ”
"What have I become?"
"You don't love me anymore. He shook his head as he spoke, with a resentful expression, "Do you remember the days when we ran in the sunset before, it was our lost youth." ”
Looking at Chen Shuqi on the bed as if she was stuck in a memory, Chen Haobai couldn't help but directly picked up the pillow and smashed it at her.
What is running in the sunset, that is he is going to hit the other party, because she broke the robot she saved up for half a year to buy with her pocket money.
"Ahh
Hearing this, Chen Haobai was even more angry: "You are embarrassed to say it, who threatened me with that incident for three years?"
"But you're obviously peeking at other people's baths!"
"I'm ¥%#!"
Chen Haobai lived in his rural hometown when he was a child, and there was only one bathhouse in the whole village at that time, and it was next door to his house.
And it happened that day that he saw a cat barking on the windowsill of the bathhouse, Chen Haobai thought it couldn't get down, so he moved a stool and wanted to take it down.
But who knew that behind that windowsill was actually a women's bathhouse, and at this time, the people inside seemed to have discovered him, and immediately let out countless screams.
Chen Haobai was startled, and the cat didn't have time to hug it, so he hurriedly jumped off the stool, and just as he was about to turn around and run away, he found that Chen Shuqi was standing not far away staring at him.
Then the next day, there was a pervert in the village who peeked into the women's bathhouse, and everyone threatened to catch this pervert and drive him out of the village.
When Chen Haobai heard this, he was so frightened that he hid at home for several days and didn't go out, and everyone in his family asked him what was wrong, but he just shook his head and didn't dare to tell the truth.
It wasn't until a week later, when the turmoil gradually subsided, that he secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
But at this time, Chen Shuqi found him and said that he would listen to her all in the future, otherwise he would tell the whole village that he was the pervert.
Although Chen Haobai also explained countless times, the other party didn't listen at all, and always thought that he was peeking at the women's bathhouse.
Because of this incident, he was finally forced to listen to the other party for three years, and he was not relieved until the year he left the village.
In those three years, Chen Haobai served tea and poured water for the other party, carried all the black pots, and was forced to swear countless poisonous oaths.
One of them is: "No matter what happens in the future, he Chen Haobai must believe her, otherwise grass will grow on his buttocks."
Thinking about it now, he was so angry that he grabbed another pillow on the bed and wanted to smash it at the other party.
"Okay, it's okay if I'm wrong~"
But at this time, Chen Shuqi suddenly knelt on the bed with both feet and looked at him with a pitiful look.
Chen Haobai's heart softened.
"Haha, brother, you are really beautiful, did you sneak a look at my beautiful legs just now?"
Chen Shuqi swept away his pitiful appearance and suddenly burst into laughter.
“...”
Without hesitation, Chen Haobai directly smashed the pillow in his hand.
After a while, Chen Shuqi leaned on the head of the bed and asked, "Brother, was attacked by aliens before?"
Chen Haobai was stunned when he heard this, and then he knew that the other party was asking about the living room.
After thinking for a moment, he suddenly found that he couldn't find any suitable reason, because the huge sphere stuck in the balcony door was really incomprehensible.
"You're not really going to tell me it's an alien, are you?"
Thinking of Lydia and Mona, they should also fit the characteristics of half aliens, so Chen Haobai spread his hands and said:
You may not believe it, but that's the way it is. ”
Looking at the other party's appearance, Chen Shuqi rolled his eyes directly: "Only when I believe in you can I have a ghost!What about the mobile phone? Do you still want to tell me that it was destroyed during the war with aliens?"
"Well, sort of. Thinking of the millet that had been smashed by Lydia, he nodded.
"Brother, why are you so flamboyant now? I remember you weren't like this before. Chen Shuqi hugged his knees and looked at him and sighed, "Hey, it seems that people who have objects are different." ”
"I don't think you're done yet, are you? Chen Haobai stared at her and said loudly.
"Haha, you're shy!"
Chen Haobai wanted to turn around and leave when he heard this, he really didn't want to stay with the other party, he was afraid that he would not be able to control himself.
"My aunt made more than ten phone calls and you didn't answer them, that's why she sent me. ”
Seeing that Chen Haobai seemed to want to leave, Chen Shuqi immediately said.
"You're here yourself. ”
"Haha, you can see this, it seems that you still have me in your heart. ”
Chen Shuqi laughed, his eyes curved into a crescent moon.
Chen Haobai glanced at her when he heard this, and then asked angrily, "Have you had dinner?"
"Oh, you didn't say I forgot about it, I haven't had dinner yet!"
She patted her little head and remembered for a moment, then jumped out of bed and ran barefoot to the computer desk.
Then he leaned his nose close to the dumplings and sniffed vigorously, "It's so fragrant." ”
Then he unceremoniously opened the box and ate it, looking at the other party's appearance, Chen Haobai secretly shook his head and did not stop it.
But before Chen Shuqi had eaten a few bites, the doorbell in the living room suddenly rang.
(To be continued...) )