Chapter 182: Death, the Moon Cuckolds the Earth
"Premature longevity, premature longevity, wife, look, a big tree has grown on the moon. "Yin Liang is a heavy astronomy enthusiast. Now that the situation has collapsed to such an extent, he has continued to prop up an astronomical telescope purchased by tens of thousands of oceans to observe the moon.
According to his wife Xu Juan's sour statement, the starry sky and the moon are his real wives. And she is just a maid in charge of oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea.
Xu Juan hadn't come yet, Yin Liang touched his shiny braincase, suspecting that something was wrong with his eyes. He took off the thick lenses and wiped them, rubbing his eyes and looking. That's right, there really is a tree growing on the moon.
In the past, during the Mid-Autumn Festival, he could only see annular volcanoes and the like. That was enough for him to be happy. Now that he sees something new, his first reaction is not excitement, but horror.
Xu Juan is a typical Sichuan girl, petite in stature, she pushed away her fat husband, leaned in front of the camera to take a look, and was shocked.
"What's the situation, is this the moon going to cuckold the earth?"
The corners of Yin Liang's mouth twitched, and he was defeated by his daughter-in-law's divine thoughts. However, he finally recovered from his surprise, hurriedly opened his laptop, logged in to the Star Forum Moon Community, clicked on it, and made a post.
"Shock! The moon has cuckolded the earth! Is this moral decay or the degradation of human nature?" he then briefly recounted his observations.
"Sofa!"
"Title Party Roll Rough ......"
"Landlord stupid, there is no water on the moon, how can there be a tree?
"Woo, I'm in Haicheng. I can't see anything. But I think about it with my ass."
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The next is full of questioning netizens. It wasn't until three minutes later that the netizen on the twentieth floor "Monopoly Tiannan" replied: I just looked, but there is a tree on the moon. I've been wondering if there's something wrong with the 'Tiangong-1' I bought at a high price.
Yin Liang suddenly became excited, which showed that he was not alone in observing this phenomenon. This also shows that this is indeed true. There is a big tree growing on the moon, is it already inhabitable?
"Twentieth floor, To!
"I want to trick this baby into buying Tiangong No. 1 again, will this baby be fooled?"
"Twentieth floor, To!
"The twentieth floor is not a trust, I also took out my big baby and observed it carefully, and also let my husband with 4.8 vision confirm it. I hereby declare that there is indeed a tree growing on the moon. I, I hereby solemnly announce that the big tree is named: He Qianyushu!"
Yin Liang was stunned, wanting to cry without tears, obviously I found out first.
"Sao operation!"
"Sao operation!"
"Sao operation!"
The formation below is extremely neat, which makes people feel how high the quality of netizens is. Next, the netizen on the forty-sixth floor replied again.
"I just connected to the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala Planning Office. Tell them the news, the operation of the party is the sau. They have been determined through the Observatory and decided to announce the news at the end of the program. ”
Yin Liang laughed and closed the notebook. He walked to the balcony and looked at the bright moon hanging high in the sky, and the black plumes of smoke under the bright moon. There was a roar of gunfire in my ears.
In the new era when demons and monsters appear in the world together, people's lives need a little adjustment to release the depression of the soul. Yin Liang lit a cigarette, the familiar scent diluting his worries about reality.
A few days later, the nations are still suppressing demons everywhere. However, this little thing continued to ferment, not to mention the hot search in China. Far away on the other side of the ocean, Eagle Sauce used satellites to take relatively clear photos. They can see a typical oriental-style building under the big tree, with wooden pavilions and cornices, which is antique.
Eagle Sauce was immediately furious, and the president immediately tweeted: Warn some Zheng Fu, some people. The moon is everyone's moon, and without the consent of Eagle Sauce, all buildings on the moon are illegal buildings.
As soon as this article came out, everyone was confused. Until the photo was missing, the world was in an uproar. Looking at the appearance of the building, even if you think about it with your ass, you know that it was built by a certain rabbit country.
Hehe, silently, the rabbit actually held back a big move. can colonize the moon.
The cow and the chicken were not calm for a moment, and hurriedly called to contact the relationship. Xiong Guo even promised to increase oil supply, but begged the rabbit to pull himself from his past friendship. But the rabbit was also very confused, so he had to fool around first in an official tone.
Unexpectedly, Eagle Sauce didn't stop there. They used more satellite photography, and finally made a new discovery. Under the big tree, there are people. Although even the highest-resolution lens is blurry because of the distance, looking at the posture, it must be an Oriental.
Now, it's a complete hammer.
Hawk-chan was completely furious. The rabbit has been obscure over the years, and Eagle Sauce can't help but take it lightly. I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that the rabbit would overtake in a corner, and it was really insidious.
Hawk-chan urgently contacted his allies to join forces to put pressure on the rabbit to disclose his star technology. In order to show his firm attitude, Eagle Sauce dispatched troops and looked unwilling to compromise.
For a time, there was a storm in the world.
The rabbit high-level has bitterness and can't say it. If it is really its own high-tech, then what it didn't say is naturally tough to the end. But now, it's an awkward end.
Du Lengqiu naturally didn't know that he just planted a tree on the moon and caused such a turmoil. Soon after the Mid-Autumn Festival, he entrusted Zhang Lingcui and Qi Xiaoxian to Ye Feihua to take care of, and returned to Haicheng alone.
The high-rise buildings of Haicheng are still submerged in the white mist.
This is a real fog-locked terrace.
Under the blazing sun, the white smoke dances with the wind, turning into all kinds of mysterious shapes. If it weren't for the fog affecting traffic, this beautiful scenery would even be excellent, and maybe Haicheng could be mixed with the name of 'Cloud Capital' in a few years and become a tourist mecca.
But now, tens of millions of citizens are trapped, and although Du Lengqiu is not a nosy and enthusiastic character, he can't stand by with peace of mind.
However, Du Lengqiu looked hard at the sky, and after looking at it for a long time, his eyes were red, and he didn't see the slightest clue. This city is full of smoke and smoke, and it seems to have been generated naturally.
"Acacia is a miracle, it's really chicken. These clouds and mist are by no means naturally generated, and eighty percent of them are monsters doing demons. If Shu Hongsleeve is here, her supernatural powers are broken, and she happens to be the nemesis of these clouds. ”
Even with Du Lengqiu's strong eyesight, he couldn't quickly find his home in this cloud. He had to fly down the street first and walk slowly to find it.
Haicheng, which used to be bustling with traffic, is now very quiet. Without the incessant honking of road rage and the humming of modified cars, the whole city has a quiet beauty.
There are also very few pedestrians on the road.
After the fog covered the city, the rich people naturally left. They have residences in major cities, so there's no need to stumble here.
But the ordinary people who live here have nowhere to go. In order to prevent chaos in the city, the government supplied Haicheng with a large amount of oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, rice and vegetables as soon as possible, and smashed all rumors in the initial stage.
All the food is left to be purchased in the supermarket, so that after only three days, people's storage heat naturally dissipates.
In addition, in order to prevent unrest, a large number of armed police camped on the streets to suppress all cows, ghosts, snakes and gods.
Speaking of which, the people of Haicheng don't know whether to hate or rejoice. In this Mid-Autumn Festival full moon, there were no demons descending on Haicheng, and it seemed that they had avoided it in a unified manner. Therefore, the people of Haicheng had a Mid-Autumn Festival where they could not see the moon, and it was also the only Mid-Autumn Festival where there was no sound of artillery fire.
Du Lengqiu turned on his mobile phone to navigate and walked slowly on the street.
Suddenly, a middle-aged man carrying two heavy bags came from the fork in the road and almost bumped into Du Lengqiu. Although it was in the fog, this man was too reckless.
Du Lengqiu dodged away, but in a blink of an eye, he found that this person was still an acquaintance. "Heh, it's really no coincidence that there is no book, it's actually Boss He! Didn't you open a noodle shop in Jingkou? I still remember the price of your noodle shop, which is called a ruthless person. ”
He Lifeng stared at Du Lengqiu twice, and suddenly realized, "Ha, I remembered." You two brothers and sisters come to eat noodles at my place, and they are rare tourists with great courage. Then he explained: "Don't mention it, my noodle shop has a bad business and high rent, so I can't do it anymore." No, my son is studying in Haicheng. I just came to see him, and I ended up stuck here and couldn't get out. This damn fog is a real annoyance. ”
The two just nodded their heads, and after greeting each other, they were relatively silent, and then said goodbye to each other. Du Lengqiu continued to move forward, and He Lifeng also carefully returned to Shanghai Maritime along the corner.
His son, He Xiaolin, studied marine engineering here. To be honest, in today's world, ordinary fishing boats and cargo ships dare not go to sea at all, and there are countless fish monsters in the sea. Nowadays, only Eagle Sauce's aircraft carrier mixed fleet dares to sail on the ocean. In other words, He Xiaolin has not yet graduated, and he is destined to be unemployed.
Back in the dormitory, He Lifeng gave a few cans to the other three roommates. has been open for many years, and He Lifeng is very good at being a person. Now that he is laying the floor here, it is considered an illegal operation, so he naturally has to share some benefits from time to time.
He Xiaolin was fighting online, the game screen was gorgeous and colorful, and when he saw his father coming back, he only waved his hand to say hello. He Lifeng was a little worried, his son had inherited his genes perfectly, and his hairline receded at a young age, and he was very successful in the demeanor of a successful boss.
looks like this, and I don't even have a job, but how can I find a daughter-in-law?
It didn't take long for the characters controlled by He Xiaolin to hang up tragically. He scolded, pushed away the computer chair and stretched, and shouted: "Brother Feng, it's not a problem for us to sit and eat empty, or we should go back to our hometown." If you have those six acres of land, you can't starve to death. ”
He Lifeng scolded: "You have been on it for three years. What's the matter, I don't want my graduation certificate?"
He Xiaolin's face was gloomy, "What's the use of this broken certificate? I've heard that now all the ships are parked in the port, and none of them dare to go to sea." Shipowners abandoned ships one after another, and domestic shipyards and large and small shipyards did not have a single order, so they had to close down. You can't build a ship, you can't get on a ship, you still have to learn a bird in this major!"
When the other three roommates heard this, they were all equally depressed. If you are just a freshman, there is nothing to say, just find a way to transfer to the hospital, but now I have been studying for three years. How to choose is really tangled.
He Lifeng was also at a loss, the world is changing too fast, and it really makes people unable to adapt to it. His life experience of the past 40 years or so seems to be no longer able to guide his son.
He muttered to himself, "No matter what knowledge, it's always useful, right? Well, it should be useful." "There is a lot of unconfidence between the words.
He Xiaolin shook his head, turned over the self-heated lunch box from the bag and began to work. Tear open the bag, add water, seal, and all in one go. While waiting for the heat, he noticed again, and said with a very excited expression: "Brother Feng, don't I remember that there is a fish pond at home? I remember reading a book that said that you can raise a mutant turtle, mutated shrimp or something."
By the way, you can also engage in a fairy road APP or something. Now it can be regarded as a revival of aura, and we have taken the lead. Well, Brother Feng, let's set a small goal and become an immortal boss in a year!"
He Lifeng: "......"