Chapter 2 Mengde, I am a fairy!
In my heart, I thought about a better life in the future, as if the story of becoming a CEO, marrying Bai Fumei, and going to the peak of life is about to happen to me.
Come to think of it, it's a little exciting...
"Xiaobei?"
"Hmm, Ben Shao is here!"
"Hmm... When are we going to start binding tasks?"
Chen Xiaobei looked at his phone and said with a smile.
"Come on, come on, marry Bai Fumei now, phew, start binding the task now. β
"Well, I'm going to tell you in advance, oh, what about binding tasks, it's a random task that comes with the App, and I can't control it. Also, there is a chance that the binding will fail. You need to complete the binding task within two hours, and if the time is exceeded, it will be considered a failure. I'm going to disappear too..."
Chen Xiaobei was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and then asked.
"I'm rubbing, why didn't you say it earlier! How long has it been now?"
"Forty minutes..."
Chen Xiaobei looked at the little fox, and the little fox looked at Chen Xiaobei.
"Hurry... Hurry up, no matter how much ink you ink, you won't even have a chance to do the task..."
As he spoke, Chen Xiaobei opened the App.
There is no very gorgeous picture, and only a few words appear on the white screen.
Please make sure that you have learned about the App with the help of the App Genie. γ
After Chen Xiaobei read it, he didn't hesitate to make sure.
But...
"What do you mean? I said a word, but I was given a place to press... Neither sure nor canceled, fool me..."
The little fox stood on Chen Xiaobei's shoulder and said.
"Xiaobei just needs to speak normally! This is an intelligent voice system. β
"Uh..."
Chen Xiaobei scratched his head in embarrassment, turned his head to look at his phone, and said in very standard Mandarin.
"Confirm the binding task!"
[The binding task has been successfully opened, and you now have 78 minutes and 32 seconds left.] γ
[Binding tasks are being randomly selected.] γ
[The task was extracted successfully.] γ
[Binding task: Conduct a transaction with Cao Cao, the prince of the late Eastern Han Dynasty, based on investment, mortgage or credit. γ
[After both parties agree and sign the contract, it will be successful.] γ
[There is 78 minutes and 12 seconds left, please be sure to complete the binding task before the time is up, otherwise everything will disappear.] γ
[Read the historical information of independent parallel spaces.] γ
γRead successful!γ
[Historical background: In the second year of Jian'an, in August, Cao Cao crusaded against Wancheng Zhang Xiu, on the march. γ
[Loan object, Cao Cao. γ
[Time remaining, 77 minutes and 28 seconds.] γ
[Excuse me, did you bring up Cao Cao's picture and start borrowing?]
Chen Xiaobei looked at the rows of words, and his head was running quickly.
"Wait a minute, turn it on later. β
Chen Xiaobei touched his chin and said.
"In the second year of Jian'an, in August... Boss Cao's second crusade against Zhang Xiu should be... This seems to be very simple. β
"Hmm... Isn't it easy, Xiaobei?"
Chen Xiaobei smiled, touched the little fox and said.
"Yes, it was summer, and during the march, the boat and car were tiring, did the little fox hear the story of Wangmei quenching his thirst?"
"Wangmei quenches her thirst? I know, I have a lot of information storage. β
"Hehe, this one is simple. At that time, Boss Cao was not short of money or food, but he was short of water. By the way, the App just said that it could bring up Cao Cao's picture... Can I come face to face with Cao Cao?"
"Yes, the loan process was negotiated between Xiaobei and the borrower at the same time. β
"That is to say... Can I meet Boss Cao?"
"Hmm. β
Chen Xiaobei swallowed his saliva after hearing this, feeling a little excited.
Boss Cao is one of his few idols, with a high position and a cloud of beautiful women around him...
This money is even more huge, I don't want anything else, I just want money...
"That's... Anyway, how am I going to lend him something later?"
"Well, does Xiaobei want to lend Cao Cao water?"
"That's right. β
"When the time comes, you can just pour water directly into your phone. The App will automatically absorb the water into a temporary independent space, and when the amount above the contract is reached, the App will automatically remind you. At that time, the mortgaged items will be in the collateral item space, and the App will help exchange them. β
Chen Xiaobei was stunned when he heard this, and poured water directly into his mobile phone?
Touching his chin, Chen Xiaobei still chose to believe in the little fox, after all, such a good app should not have such a mistake.
"Okay, I see, let's get started. β
With excitement, Chen Xiaobei said into his mobile phone, 'Start borrowing'.
Putting the mobile phone on the table, Chen Xiaobei came to the door of the dormitory and locked the door.
He went to the window again and drew the curtains.
In front of the mobile phone again, the mobile phone has called up the picture at this time.
In the picture, a man with a short figure appeared, his face was a little dark, his lips were chapped, and his beard was twisted together.
Since the following is a brief introduction to Cao Cao, the picture is relatively small, only the top one is.
Chen Xiaobei maximized the picture, and then, it directly turned into an introduction on the phone.
The picture was mapped, and in front of Chen Xiaobei, a square virtual screen about the size of one meter by one meter appeared.
He wasn't too surprised, but his eyes were attracted by Boss Cao.
After looking at it carefully, Chen Xiaobei frowned.
At this time, Boss Cao, except for wearing armor, is no different from the homeless at all...
Although Boss Cao is not handsome, he is at least a temperamental type, but this look...
"It's... Is this Boss Cao? Little fox, are you sure he's not an outcast?"
"Who?"
Boss Cao obviously heard Chen Xiaobei's words, looked left and right, and slowly put his hand on the saber.
"Uh..."
Chen Xiaobei sighed and said to Boss Cao.
"On top of you, stupid... It's been eight lifetimes of mold, how did you become your fan..."
"Huh?"
Boss Cao frowned, slowly moved his gaze upward, and saw a virtual screen at a forty-five degree angle in front of him.
On the screen is Chen Xiaobei and the little fox on his shoulder...
"Huh? Who are you?"
Boss Cao was stunned when he saw this, hurriedly took a few steps back, and pulled out his sword.
"You... Who are you? Why... Why is it only half of my body? still suspended in the air!"
Boss Cao looked at Chen Xiaobei, who was only half of his body in the video, and looked a little panicked.
Chen Xiaobei smiled mysteriously after hearing this, cleared his throat and said.
"I'm a god!"
Cao Cao was stunned after hearing this, and looked at Chen Xiaobei carefully, no matter how he looked at it, he didn't look like a fairy written in the book...
"Your Excellency... Are you really an immortal?"
"Nonsense, of course I'm a fairy. You... Are you going to crusade against Zhang Xiu?"
"Well, how do you know?"
Chen Xiaobei looked at Cao Cao and wanted to laugh.
Holding back a smile, Chen Xiaobei pretended to be profound.
"Not only do I know that you are going to fight Zhang Xiu, but I also know that this is your second crusade against Zhang Xiu, right? Your first crusade against Zhang Xiu, Zhang Xiu surrendered, and treated you. But you slept with Zhang Ji's widow's wife... Zhang Xiu treats you politely, brothers are commensurate, you have to sleep with other people's stepmothers, and you are not authentic!"
The more Chen Xiaobei said, the more angry he became, his favorite Dian Wei was killed because of the battle of Wancheng...
Boss Cao is very good everywhere, but he is too, so...
It's not good to like anything, you have to like other people's wives.
It's just that Cao Cao was suspicious of what Chen Xiaobei said, is this an immortal?
"You! Who are you! You are not a god!"
Cao Cao was furious when he heard this, and took advantage of Chen Xiaobei's stunned emptiness to swing his sword and slash towards Chen Xiaobei.
Merely...
Although Chen Xiaobei was startled, Cao Cao couldn't do any harm to him.
Seeing that the blow failed, Boss Cao seemed to be crazy, and kept waving the sword in his hand and slashing at Chen Xiaobei.
Thinking of his previous gaffe, Chen Xiaobei sat up straight again, calmly looking at Cao Cao, who kept swinging his sword.
"Hack, hack, if you can hack me to death, I'll have your surname. Let me tell you, don't you don't like to listen to your two words, you know? I'm doing this for your own good. If it were someone else, I wouldn't bother to talk about him! If it were someone else, I would tell you, I wouldn't be killed... Ahem, I ignored him. β
Cao Cao chopped on the side, Chen Xiaobei said on the other.
After a while, Cao Cao, who was tired of chopping, stood still, and was dressed in a big gulp.
"You don't want to be rampant, who are you?"
"Meng De, have your brains been dried by the sun? I'm a god!"
"Immortals?"
After hearing this, Cao Cao looked at Chen Xiaobei with a suspicious expression, and then looked left and right, and happened to see Dian Wei who was looking for him on the side.
"Come here, help me kill this pretending to be a ghost!"
As soon as Boss Cao's words fell, he saw a man with a tiger's back and a bear's waist appear next to him.
It's just that the expression is a little confused at this time...
"Uh... What are you talking about, my lord?"
Looking at this man with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, Chen Xiaobei was suddenly stunned, and then laughed.
"Hahaha, it's not dead! Evil isn't dead, hahaha!"
Chen Xiaobei was in a very happy mood, and Dian Wei was one of his favorite generals.
It's just that there are different opinions about Dian Wei's death, and some say that Dian Wei was killed by Hu Che'er when Boss Cao stole a double iron halberd when he first crusaded against Zhang Xiu, and covered Cao Cao's retreat with his bare hands.
Some say that Dian Wei died with Cao Ang after Cao Cao's second defeat in Wancheng for Cao Cao to resist Liu Biao's pursuers.
It seems that the latter statement is correct...
Cao Cao glanced at Chen Xiaobei, who was laughing, but he was angry.
"What are you laughing at, evil comes and is unparalleled in the world, how can you die!"
Dian Wei on the side scratched his head and looked at Cao Cao, who was losing his temper in front of the 'air', thinking that he was hallucinating due to thirst and heat stroke.
"Lord, let's rest here! I'm too tired on the way, I guess I'll be able to find water after walking a little longer." β
"Evil! Can't you see it? Can't you see that yellow-mouthed kid! You... Ahhhh
Looking at the extremely angry Boss Cao, Chen Xiaobei cleared his throat and was about to tell him something serious, in case he really made Boss Cao angry, he would not be able to complete the binding task at that time, and it would be over.
"Okay, Brother Mengde, don't be angry. Whether I'm a god or not, you'll find out in a moment. Only you can hear what I say, and only you can see my visions. Evil comes and can never be seen. Since I showed up today, of course I'm here to help you. You let Dian Wei leave first, and I'll discuss with you about this Wancheng crusade. β
Cao Cao looked at Chen Xiaobei and then at Dian Wei.
He also discovered that Dian Wei couldn't see Chen Xiaobei at all, nor could he hear his voice.
Quickly calm himself down, no matter what Chen Xiaobei said is right or wrong, he is indeed in big trouble now.
Thinking of this, he waved his hand at Dian Wei and said.
"If you come to evil, go back to the army first, appease the sergeant, and I'll go back. β
"But..."
"Huh?"
"No!"
Dian Wei agreed, turned his head and left.
Seeing Dian Wei leaving, Cao Cao looked at Chen Xiaobei again.
"What do you have to say?"
"Hehe, you're in big trouble right now, the water is out, right?"
"Nonsense! I said it just now, but it's not a big problem. I've figured out a solution!"
Chen Xiaobei was stunned after hearing this, and thought of a way?
"What can you do to solve this waterless disaster?"
"Hmph, there's a Merlin ahead, and as long as my soldiers can hold out a little longer, they will be able to reach Merlin. When the time comes, pick the plums, cool and quench your thirst, and go to the fire to quench the heat. It's not that difficult at all!"
I'll go... So quickly got this thing to think of a way? worthy of my idol...
Chen Xiaobei touched his chin and said with a smile.
"Mengde, you have deceived others, but you can't fool me! There is no Merlin in front of you at all!"
"Huh? You... How did you find out?"
"I'm an immortal, of course I know. β
"Hmph, even if there is no Merlin? As long as I tell my soldiers so, they will salivate when they think of plums, so as to quench their thirst!"
Boss Cao can...
Chen Xiaobei is in a difficult situation now, if he can't use this matter to control Boss Cao's lifeline, he probably won't get any benefits...
Seeing that Chen Xiaobei was in difficulty, the little fox on his shoulder stepped forward, leaned close to his ear, and whispered something to him.
After listening, Chen Xiaobei was stunned for a moment, then laughed loudly, pointed at Cao Cao and said.
"Mengde, Mengde, you are a fool when you are a soldier, can't you?"
"Oh, what do you mean by that?"
"That green plum is a product of the south, how can there be a Merlin in the north? You are a fool when you are a soldier? You say that there is a Merlin ahead, they will believe it? Once you say that, they will think that you are deceiving them, but it will make them lose confidence even more!"
"Huh? this..."
Seeing that Cao Cao was in trouble, Chen Xiaobei hurriedly took advantage of the victory to pursue.
"What is this, I said that I am a god, I can help you solve this matter, why don't you hurry up and hug my thigh, what do you think, it's really stupid!"
"Uh..."
Cao Cao glanced at Chen Xiaobei again, then sighed and said resignedly.
"Since you are an immortal, there must be a way to save my soldiers. If you can really help me solve the dilemma, I will definitely burn incense and worship the Buddha and shape a golden body for you!"