Chapter 13 Self-inflicted

The king of the black chicken country was held high by Tian Peng with one hand, and the sword in the other hand was aimed at the king of the black chicken country, and just as Tian Peng was about to insert the sword into the king's body, a voice interrupted him. It was pitch black outside the door, and the two eyes stood out in the darkness. Gradually, the figure became more and more obvious, and a furry monkey stepped into the dormitory.

"Just kill him like this, it's too cheap for him, right?" Sun Wukong walked in unhurriedly with a golden hoop stick.

The king of Wuji Kingdom pointed at Sun Wukong in surprise: "Yes.... Yes.... Talking monkey!"

Sun Wukong put his face in front of the king and looked up and down: "Well, the skin and tender meat look delicious." ”

King of the Black Chicken Country: "Eat... You, want, eat, me, you're a monster?"

Canopy: "I... Yes..."Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Sun Wukong: "Yes, we are monsters." You make trouble in the world, and the gods don't care, no, some people have to go to the mountains to complain to us, hoping that we can do the right thing for heaven!"

King of Wuji Country: "You can't kill me, I have a good relationship with the Jade Emperor, if you kill me, the Jade Emperor will definitely not spare you." ”

Sun Wukong pointed to the canopy: "See this guy, but he has three heads, and you don't even have to spit out the bones when you eat them." When you disappear, I'm afraid that the Jade Emperor won't know where you are. ”

When the king of Wuji Kingdom heard Sun Wukong say this, he fainted in fright.

The canopy held the king tightly in one hand, and the remaining five hands each held a weapon, looking defensive.

Sun Wukong smiled, jumped to the table and sat down, and ate the bananas on the table: "Don't be nervous, Brother Tianpeng, I'm not here to fight." Eh, this heavenly court is really boring, not to mention the extremely long day, and there is no fun at all. ”

Tian Peng gradually put down the weapon in his hand: "You... Why... Yes... Yes... Will be here. ”

Sun Wukong: "Didn't I say it, it's boring to stay in Heaven." Originally, the old man of Tai Bai Xing asked me to go to heaven to be an official, but I ignored it, but then I thought that maybe there were still masters in heaven that I had never seen, so I went to fight every day, how happy I was. Who knew that the gods were afraid of the dark, and they would shrink into the room at night, and no one would be able to fight with me all night. Then I saw you, and saw that you had trespassed through the Nantian Gate without permission, and this didn't just follow. ”

Tiancang lifted the king of the black chicken country: "He... Homicide... Such as hemp... Crime... Not... Pardonable. ”

Sun Wukong: "So you came down to kill him? Hehehehe, my grandson knows for the first time that immortals can also kill people." You also heard what he said just now, aren't you afraid that he will die, and the Jade Emperor will come to you to settle accounts?"

Canopy: "Only.... Yes... Let him... Pay the price, I... Unafraid. ”

Sun Wukong: "Yes, yes, but if you are punished by the Jade Emperor, who will protect Chang'e in the future?"

Tian Peng was stunned, he hadn't thought of this question.

Sun Wukong: "This guy is nothing more than a dog of the Jade Emperor Lao'er in the mortal world, there are many people who want to kill him, and it is not your turn to do it." Let me ask you a question, what is the greatest punishment for the first vain, narcissistic and lustful man?"

Tianpeng thought for a moment: "Eunuch... Finish... Him!"

Sun Wukong almost didn't spit out a mouthful of bananas: "What a fool, the only way to deal with this kind of person is to stimulate his self-esteem." Now you tie him naked to the center of the men's country next door, and when the day comes, the people will go out and see this guy with naked skin and tender flesh, and they may not know how to humiliate him. ”

Tianpeng thought about it, but he was still reluctant to let go. Sun Wukong walked to the door: "You are an immortal, you can't kill people!"

Tianpeng closed his eyes and thought about it, but he still did what Sun Wukong wanted. After a while, the day dawned, and the men came out of the houses to get ready for work, and soon the crowd gathered in the middle of the city. When the king of the black chicken country woke up, he found himself naked, surrounded by dozens of rough men.

The crowd made various noises: "Who is this? "Fine-skinned and tender-fleshed" "Well, is he a man like this?" "Eh, everyone, look! Isn't this guy the king of the black chicken country?" "No, he's so small there" The men laughed and teased.

The king of the Wuji Kingdom was annoyed and angry: "If you know this king, don't kneel down quickly, or I want you to look good." ”

"Biu" smashed the king in the face with a black thing: "The stinky and shameless thing, it looks like this, and it disgraces us men." "Hey, it's embarrassing to show off here if the thing is so small, do you want my brother to show you the big one, ahhahahaha." ”

The king of the black chicken country plucked the black thing from his face with his hand, and vomited when he wanted to vomit: "You dare to humiliate this king, this king wants you to look good." ”

The men teased, "Yo, this little thing still wants us to look good." "It's the best joke I've heard this year. "I heard that this guy does all kinds of evil and kills people like hemp, just right, if you have a kind, you will bring troops over, and we will let you see what the Spartan 300 warriors are." ”

The men were about to disperse, and a man came up to the man who had just spoken and asked, "What are the 300 warriors of Sparta?" Man: "Didn't some foreigners pass by us a few days ago to do business in Datang, they told me that there is a group of men named Sparta in the West, and their 300 people killed tens of thousands of enemies." "Eh, you're fierce!"

Sun Wukong and Tianpeng Chengyun watched from the sky, and Tianpeng saw that the men let the king go like this, and he clenched his fists unwillingly. Sun Wukong looked at Tianpeng and smiled, and patted Tianpeng: "Look at me, the show has just begun." ”

Sun Wukong turned into a human form, and a man ran to the king of Wuji Country and pointed and shouted: "You are the one who robbed the princess of Obsidian Kingdom two days ago." As soon as this sentence came out, all the men stopped. The princess of Hei Yaoguo is a well-known beauty in the neighborhood, last year there was a famine in the country of men, Hei Yaoguo did not hesitate to fund the rescue, and it was the king and princess who came to distribute food. The princess did not dislike the mess of these men, and personally delivered food to everyone. Her cheerful and lovely personality and sweet smile make men in the country treat her like a goddess. Everyone said that the fairy of the princess descended to earth.

The king of Wuji Country disagreed: "Hmph, so what, sooner or later I will do it for her." ”

As soon as these words came out, the men of the men's country dropped the things in their hands and looked at him viciously. A man yelled: "him, this scum, for the sake of the goddess." ”

A crowd of crazy men rushed over and punched and kicked around the king. We have to say that single dogs are a docile species in nature, they all have a goddess in their hearts as their beliefs, and when the goddess is violated, the single dog will break out of rabies, and then desperately defend the goddess.

The king of the country of Wuji paid the price for his arrogance, and the men took turns beating him from dawn to dark. Although the king of the black chicken country was not interesting in the end, he was beaten to the point of retardation, and he ran nervously on the way back to the black chicken country.