Chapter 13: Crying with One Foot
Who knows that Chinese food is hard work.
As a good student with excellent character and learning, Li Xianyun naturally knows these two poems of the Tang Dynasty poet Li Shen, but he can only know that he has never been able to appreciate the essence of this poem since he was a child.
He never imagined that one day, he would eat the plate cleanly, and he would not need to wash it at all, so he could use it directly next time.
"Little brother, you haven't eaten for a few days?"
The owner of the hotel was dumbfounded, he had never seen such gobbling guests since opening the hotel.
"I'll do the math. Li Xianyun raised his head and drank the last bowl of seaweed egg soup, "At least more than twenty days." ”
"Little brother, you are so humorous, how can someone not eat for more than 20 days, then they must not starve to death. ”
"Then you're wrong, I'm not going to be hungry. ”
"You've eaten at least five people's meals, and you still say you're not hungry?"
"I just haven't eaten in a long time and just want to eat. ”
"Hehe, anyway, it's time to eat, and it's a surprise to have such a delicious guest. ”
"Surprise? Li Xianyun laughed, he was sure that this smile could make people feel like a spring breeze, "Then I'll give you another surprise, do you want to?"
"Of course!" the boss grinned, turned around and walked to the kitchen, "Little brother, do you want the wine I recommend to you?" let me tell you, this wine is the treasure of our town, and I don't tell him at all. ”
"No, no, no, you're mistaken, I'm not asking for your deadly expensive wine, I'm talking about surprise ······" Li Xianyun stood up suddenly, and ran out, throwing in a few big characters with his back, "I don't have any money!"
"Mother!!"
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Although he didn't know an immortal, Li Xianyun was sure that he was definitely the worst one, and he had been reduced to the point of eating the overlord's meal!
"It seems that it is necessary to become a god. ”
Originally, Li Xianyun didn't pay attention to the manuscript fee, anyway, he didn't have a body, but now he can take a vacation, so money is indispensable.
"What's next?"
This holiday came too suddenly, Li Xianyun felt that he was not prepared, and after he was full of wine and food, he didn't know what to do.
On Earth, he had just been admitted to university, attended classes, and although he was bored, there was always something to do.
But now, he doesn't need to take this compulsory course in life at all.
"I remember that a new amusement city was opened in the north of the city, and the ticket is only 288, so go and play?"
"Go to the food street and eat it all?"
"Still, go try the legendary ······ The Great Sword?"
Li Xianyun walked briskly, thinking about what he was going to do next.
After thinking about it for a while, he suddenly remembered, shit, he doesn't have a penny on him, and he won't go anywhere!
"Let's borrow money first. ”
This kind of thing as an overlord meal, it's good to try it once, but it's also an immortal, Li Xianyun has no intention of debuting as a villain.
was about to call Ju Ying, but there was a sudden pressure on his toes, and then, a small foot wearing white shoes appeared in sight, Li Xianyun raised his head slightly because of contemplation, and a delicate baby face was imaged on the retina.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to step on your foot. ”
The baby face is about twenty years old, tied with a ponytail, and when she apologizes, two small tiger teeth loom out, adding three points of cuteness, and in her black and white eyes, the clean gaze makes people think she is so innocent.
Although she did not deliberately launch the "kawaii" offensive, the girl's innate conditions are really sharp, under her soft and cute gaze, even if she does something wrong, which man can blame her ruthlessly?
Li Xianyun naturally couldn't either.
He cried.
first stared at the girl without blinking, and then as if he had been greatly wronged, Li Xianyun's eyes were drunk, and they turned red in less than a second, his eyelashes trembled a few times, and big tears rolled down.
"Wow!!"
Flat ground crying thunder!
Li Xianyun, a big man of 1.8 meters, knelt on the ground with a puff, and was unwilling to let go of the girl's legs with both hands.
"I just stepped on my foot, don't cry. The girl was caught off guard and didn't know what was going on, "Does it hurt that much? I'm not wearing high heels." ”
"Wow!!"
It's okay that the girl didn't speak, but as soon as she spoke, Li Xianyun cried even louder.
"Oh, don't cry yet. The girl was anxious, "What's wrong with you, speak!"
The girl wanted to pull her legs out of Li Xianyun's hands, but she couldn't do it at all, Li Xianyun's arms were very strong, just as warm as his arms.
"Girl, no matter what your boyfriend does wrong, just forgive him, you see him crying so badly. ”
The aunt of the sanitation worker with a broom on the side of the road couldn't stand it anymore, and kindly persuaded her.
"He's not my boyfriend, I don't know him at all!"
The girl explained.
"Beauty, what did you do to him to make him cry like this?"
A young man carrying a shopping bag couldn't help but ask.
"I just accidentally stepped on his foot. ”
"Can you cry like this when you step on your feet?"
The young man looked incredulous.
"It really just stepped on my feet!"
The girl was anxious to stomp her feet, but she couldn't lift her feet because her legs were held.
"What are the little two doing, there is a conflict on the street. ”
"You see that man crying so badly, this woman must be a green tea, I don't know what I've done to be sorry for others. ”
"Cuckold someone, otherwise how would you cry like that. ”
"I can't see it, such a beautiful girl, it's this kind of person, heh, the world is going down. ”
More and more people around are watching, pointing and pointing, especially the sentence "the world is going down", so angry that the baby-faced girl's body trembles, what is she doing to the world?
She just accidentally stepped on her foot!
But she's already apologized!
"Hey!" the girl reached out and grabbed Li Xianyun's shoulder, "Get up quickly, I stepped on your foot, I apologize to you, I'm sorry! You let me go, okay! Or I'll let you step back, you like to step on a few feet, it's always okay!"
"Wow!!"