Chapter 120: Sketch
Suning really wants to slap himself now, saying that he is low-key, and he is not pretending to be forced, why does he always blurt out this?
These days, I have already made up my mind to keep a low profile, and even the business of the bar has been done in partnership with others, and now I am talking about cross talk sketches! Isn't this looking for something for myself!
"Brother, tell me quickly, what is a cross talk sketch?"
Su Qing stared at a pair of big eyes curiously, and her eyes sparkled like a child with a great desire to learn. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Hey, Sun Sun, did Meow Meow tell you? Let's open a bar together?" Suning hurriedly changed the topic, but he couldn't be in the limelight anymore, the limelight was tight recently, so he had to hide.
"Ahh "Gongsun Sun looked dazed, how could it be so good to pull it on me?
"I knew he didn't tell you that this man couldn't do it, that he couldn't be a brother with him. Listen to me tell you about it, what about this bar......"
Suning looked like a good brother, you saved my expression, looking at Gongsun Sun as if he saw a relative. At this time, as long as you can fish in troubled waters and fool this matter over, it is easy to say.
"Su! Ning, don't change the topic, let's talk about this cross talk sketch first! I'll explain these things to the fat brother in a while!"
"Okay......"
In the face of the threat of the rampaging Lori, Suning still feels that a small life is more important than being in the limelight.
"How can I explain it? ”
Suning scratched his head with a headache, if he was asked to say what this sketch was about, or let him say a cross talk, he would be able to talk about it. But when he was asked to tell him what these two things were, he was a little embarrassed.
"Well, a sketch is a few people acting on stage for others to see, mainly to make others happy. Cross talk is divided into stand-up comedy, counterpoint comedy, and group comedy, anyway, it's just a few people talking to you, understand?"
Sure enough, after Suning explained, everyone shook their heads in unison, and they couldn't understand what Suning was talking about at all.
"Hey, don't bother with this, just show us. ”
Your sister, what are you afraid of, don't you know that Lao Tzu doesn't want to be in the limelight! You still want Lao Tzu to show you! If you deliberately don't act well, where will you put your face! If you act well, where will you put your life!
"No, no, no. Suning waved his hand again and again: "Without a partner, you can't act, what should I do if I mess up?"
"Here we go!"
Nima, I almost forgot, these people all have a talent for acting! This aroused their desire to perform, and it is difficult to end the show.
"Brother, if you don't act, I'll beat you!"
Are you still my sister anymore! Why do you think about beating your brother all day long! I am still so kind to you, I cook for you every day, and I am afraid that you will be bullied, and I have found you a Venerable Master to be my master. That's how you repay your brother!
"If you don't act, I won't act if you kill me!" The sad Suning is so stubborn.
"Then we'll kill you, it's useless to keep you anyway!"
"Kill me, what are you eating!"
"That's a pity, I try to grasp the cultivation and reach the stage of Bigu as soon as possible. ”
“......”
At this time, Suning just wanted to look up to the sky and roar, what kind of friends are these. How can I make these bad friends, isn't this forcing myself to a dead end! I treat you as brothers, and now you want to kill me!
Chill that!
"Master Su, the slave family is also very curious about what this sketch and cross talk is. ”
"Oh, actually, it's not impossible to act in this sketch. ”
As an upright person, how could he be attracted by beauty? Suning saw that these people were so pitiful, he really couldn't bear to let them stay up, so he had to reluctantly agree to them. However, as a businessman, how can you not ask for a little interest!
"If you can tell everyone to make a bet with us, I'll show you what a sketch is!"
Suning still decided to start with the sketch first, after all, the sketch has a large number of participants, and it also has a sense of scene, which can attract the attention of others.
"What bet?"
"Just bet if we can make them laugh out loud!" Suning looked at everyone confidently: "However, how many of you are sure to perform this sketch? ”
"What's the point of watching it, can't you watch it when you're acting?"
When Suning heard this, he was immediately deflated. With such professionalism, I still want to act in a sketch, if I am halfway through the performance, and suddenly I laugh, then I will still act a fart!
"You don't care so much, hurry up and say the bet!"
"If we win, each of them will have to come to my store and get a 5 million membership card!"
Suning, a profiteer, is simply a lion's mouth at this time, and there are at least 100 people in the entire Yihong Mansion, and this time it is 500 million?
"This is impossible, there are so many people, how can everyone bet with us, it's amazing to have ten people to gamble with us. ”
This is true, how can so many people seem to be gambling with Suning here. Not to mention that they look down on Suning at all now, even if Suning is still the genius at the beginning, this is impossible.
"Oh, that's not right. Su Qing finally came back to her senses: "It's us who are acting together, why should you take it by yourself?"
"I'm a director and producer, plus producer, plus action director, plus screenwriter, plus all kinds of guidance! If you don't give me benefits, will it be given to you? If you win, please have a hot pot!"
"No! at least five meals!"
"One meal!"
"Four meals!"
"Two meals!"
"Three and a half meals!"
Yo he, my God, do you still have half a meal to eat? I see that you can also achieve this effect by talking to me about cross talk now, so don't bother to perform sketches here! I have thought about which cross talk, so I will play that piece of horse jacket!
"Okay, don't talk about these useless things, this bet hasn't been said yet, what are you talking about here?"
"Anyway, I don't care, at least fifty people must agree to bet with me, and I will play with you!
"Your sister, you can trap the two of us!"
Although very reluctant, in order to see this sketch, Gongsun Sun and Chen Meow Meow still decided to sign this unequal treaty, and then it depends on how to attract many people to bet with them.
With the appeal of a few of them, there are not even fifty people at all, and there is only one person present who has such an appeal, and that is-
Yan Ruyan!!
"Why are you all looking at me like that?"
Yan Ruyan was a little uncomfortable when she was looked at by several people, and hurriedly cleaned up her makeup to see if there was anything wrong with her.