Chapter 409: Hongmen Banquet

"Brother Xiang, please!" Hou Shizong and Chen Nianyi still had a little face, and first raised their glasses to Xiang Yu and said, and then began to move their chopsticks, Qu Feng and a few others just raised their glasses formally, and they didn't even have time to speak.

Speechless, really speechless. At least Liu Wuyi still maintains some sanity, although he comes here to eat, but he also has to maintain some personal glorious and tall image of a master, all of them are the same as those who have never eaten, if an outsider still thinks that this is a group of liars who play the role of refugees!

Alas! Sighing deeply, Liu Wuyi first drank all the wine in the cup, stretched out his hand and picked up the chopsticks, and couldn't help but sigh: "The thickness is uniform, the length is moderate, the feel is smooth, it looks like ivory chopsticks, but it is more delicate than ivory chopsticks, hard and elastic, it is really a sharp weapon for dining! Brother Xiang, please!"

Xiang Yu, who was a little flattered by Liu Wuyi's politeness, hurriedly stretched out his hand and said, "Brother Liu, don't be polite, please, it's a small and remote country, nothing ······" Before he finished speaking, Xiang Yu's jaw almost fell.

What is a foodie, what is a foodie, who dares to say that he is a rice bucket after seeing Liu Wuyi's eating appearance?

An afterimage flashed, and the two meat dishes were only left with a slippery plate, and then I saw that the chopsticks in Liu Wuyi's hand drew an elegant fan like a peacock opening the screen, and a plate of meat pieces similar to braised elbows was perfectly removed, the bone is bone, the meat is meat, and the size is uniform, like a knife cut, and then the fan was suddenly closed, and a few cold stars burst out, and these meat pieces disappeared, leaving only the remaining bones of the soup.

"This ······ Xiang Yu, who came back to his senses, hurriedly looked up, only to see that Liu Wuyi had stopped chewing, picked up the wet towel on the side, wiped his mouth gently, picked up the wine glass and held it to Xiang Yu, tilted his neck and drank all the wine in the cup, and raised the chopsticks in his hand again.

The fan formed by the afterimage of the chopsticks flashed again, this time Xiang Yu stared at Liu Wuyi's movements with wide eyes, only to see the chopsticks slightly separated, and quickly swiped on a whole chicken-like food, and then slapped it lightly on it, and under the shock, he saw that the chicken was immediately separated from the flesh and bones, and the chopsticks were inserted in the wave of his hand, and then shaken, and the chicken was divided into equal strips in an instant, and then ** came, I saw Liu Wuyi's hand draw a cold light like a convulsion, and these meat strips were connected into a meat line, and flew towards Liu Wuyi's mouth as if receiving an order, and Liu Wuyi's mouth disappeared without a trace like a bottomless pit.

"Let Brother Xiang smile, the taste of the things here is too tempting, and the taste is indecent, please include more." Liu Wuyi, who picked up the wine glass again, saw Xiang Yu looking at him intently, even if he was thick-skinned, his face was a little unbearable, and he grinned at Xiang Yu.

"Where and where, I thought that the taste of my small country would be difficult to enter the eyes of Brother Liu, I didn't expect Brother Liu's way of eating to be so appetizing, and the other big brothers are even more arrogant, red tape is so difficult to get into the elegant hall!" After speaking, Xiang Yu threw off the chopsticks in his hand in the stunned gaze of the ministers of civil and military affairs, rolled up the sleeves of the dragon robe, picked up a meat leg, shook off his cheeks and bit down, completely ignoring the so-called emperor's appearance, completely looking like a high-roller in the rivers and lakes.

"Happy, Xiang Kid really has the demeanor of the overlord of Western Chu, my brother toasts you. After eating ** for a while, Qu Feng, who was picking his teeth, screamed, shook off his long hair, and drank with a wine glass.

"Everyone toasts together, long live the Xiang brothers, long live, long live, long live. Xinggang, who was in high spirits, was not as full of resentment as he was just now, and shouted casually.

"Long live my emperor, long live, long live. Driven by Xing Gang, the ministers of civil and military affairs hurriedly raised their wine glasses and shouted in unison.

"Okay, dry!" Xiang Yu, who was full of interest, carried the meat in one hand, lifted a wine jar with the other, raised it high, shouted, raised his head and poured it up, and after drinking it all, he threw it out casually, and bit a piece of meat in a big bite.

In the chief position on the other side, Emperor Uncle Xiang Liang watched this scene and drank silently, sighing secretly, but did not say anything.

"Uncle Huang, please. A wine glass was handed to Xiang Liang, and an indifferent voice sounded in his ears.

Here, at this time, it is natural to be at the same table as Xiang Liang, the little old man in Liu Wuyi's eyes, Liu Wuyi has already guessed the identity of this little old man, and I think that there is only one person among the hundred civil and military officials who can surpass Xiang Liang's identity - Cangran Yafu, the chief military advisor, and Tai Fan Zeng.

The two wine glasses touched lightly, Xiang Liang and Fan Zeng didn't speak, and the atmosphere was a little dull compared to the surroundings.

Seeing that Xiang Liang didn't react, Fan Zeng rubbed the wine glass with one hand, touched a knife for cutting meat with the other, cut off the head of a chicken in front of Xiang Liang, inserted the chicken head, and gently put it into the plate in front of Xiang Liang, and the handle of the knife intentionally or unintentionally pointed in the direction of Xiang Yu.

Looking at the chicken head and knife in front of him, Xiang Liang shook his head wordlessly, took a sip of wine to himself, and sighed again.

"Uncle Huang, please. Fan Zeng saw that Xiang Liang made a denial, and didn't say much, picked up the pair of chopsticks and asked Xiang Liang to pick up vegetables, and inadvertently flicked the handle in front of Xiang Liang, this time the knife was rolling and the handle pointed at Liu Wuyi.

"Never!" Xiang Liang couldn't help but be startled when he saw the handle of the knife pointing to Liu Wuyi, hurriedly reached out and picked up the knife, and inserted the knife into the table with his backhand.

It's just that the movement was a little louder in a hurry, which caused some people sitting in front of them to turn their heads and look over, a little puzzled by Xiang Liang's actions, and thought that there was no conflict with Fan Zeng.

"Oh, it's okay, it's okay, let's drink together. The first to react was Liu Wuyi, who was sitting opposite Fan Zeng and Xiang Liang, Liu Wuyi was still quite good at this kind of divergent topic, but when he looked up, the corners of Liu Wuyi's mouth secretly twitched, and when he put down the wine glass, he looked like a nobody.

Xiaoshuang on the side smiled secretly, pulled Liu Wuyi's clothes, and whispered: "You are not Liu Bang, why did you meet the Hongmen Banquet!"

"You found it too!" Liu Wuyi's reaction to Xiaoshuang made Liu Wuyi a little surprised, and quietly glanced around, and immediately understood: "That's right, just the two of them don't eat or drink wine and meat, and they are dumb and dumb one by one, and even the blind man can see that there is a problem." ”

"Not necessarily. Xiao Shuang disguised herself by drinking water, "It's just a matter of being careful, others don't think they will have these small actions, for example, the two of us may attract some people's attention now." ”

Well, Liu Wuyi was a little embarrassed unconsciously, and what he said was right, now the two of them can be said to be whispering in front of everyone, and it is difficult not to attract the attention of others, but there is no eye-opening fun.

But this is also what I said just now, so it's hard to say it now.

Isn't it, before Liu Wuyi could react, Qu Feng came over with a cup: "Big brother, why don't you drink, whisper!"

"Get out, what should you do, what are you going to do!" Looking at Qu Feng's obscene smile, Liu Wuyi couldn't help but curse, and touched a glass with Qu Feng, and when he clinked glasses, he saw the information recorder on Qu Feng's arm flash, and couldn't help grinning at Xiaoshuang, which meant to say: "Yes, I know everything." ”

In fact, for the current situation, Liu Wuyi is also a little depressed, just come to have a good meal, how can it become a Hongmen banquet inexplicably, at least the imperial uncle Xiang Liang was still fine yesterday, why did he have a killing intent today at the instigation of Fan Zeng, even if he doesn't do it now, there are such signs.

MLGBD, Fan Zeng, you old bastard, the first time Lao Tzu met you, you just want to play the Hongmen Banquet, you TMD and Lao Tzu have a grudge, or do you TMD have a habit of playing the Hongmen Banquet, you have to put it on the table when you see anyone, it's really a psychological ** thing!

If this is according to the plot, Xiang Zhuang should be on the stage, but the Lord Yicheng estimates that the wine strength has not completely passed now, and I am afraid that there is no chance to perform, but I don't know if the other imperial uncle Xiang Bo will perform.

"Brother Liu, come, let's meet one. Just when Liu Wuyi was a little distracted, Xiang Yu walked down, sat aside, and raised his wine glass.

Xiang Bo is here. Liu Wuyi smiled, gently touched the cup with Xiang Yu, drank all the wine in the cup, and slammed the wine glass on the table, making a crisp sound, which attracted the attention of everyone in the hall at once, but Liu Wuyi ignored it, picked up the meat knife in his hand, and gently swiped it in front of him, and in front of everyone, he seemed to inadvertently divide the food on the largest plate in front of him into two halves.

The next action is gone! What is this? Show off? Show, or is it too pretentious? It's too funny! The generals present don't mention it, with the sharpness of this meat cleaver, even if it is an ordinary civil servant, the same thing, I don't dare to say that it can be cut with one knife, but the duel is more than three knives, but this kind of action is meaningful?

"Good technique!" The layman looks at the excitement, the insider looks at the doorway, Xiang Yu himself is a master, and he is the closest to Liu Wuyi, he can't help but shout when he sees this scene.

The overlord smiled, but it was just a momentary accident. Laughing slightly, Liu Wuyi saw that Xiang Yu didn't know about this Hongmen banquet, and he didn't even know that Fan Zeng and Xiang Liang had passed, at least Fan Zeng didn't know why he wanted Xiang Liang to usurp the throne, but Xiang Liang was still in a hesitation period and couldn't do it for a while.

Thinking of this, Liu Wuyi couldn't help but feel a little sympathetic for the overlord of Western Chu in front of him, who was in a high position at a young age, which would inevitably arouse the covetousness of some powerful ministers. And this overlord of Western Chu is still a bold character, acting informally, without the spirit of an emperor at all, for this kind of person Liu Wuyi is clear, he attaches great importance to feelings, stresses righteousness, and is not wary of friends, once the love of children is long, the hero will be short of breath.

"Brother Liu is wrong, he is called Brother Overlord again, he should be punished with a glass of wine!" Xiang Yu patted Liu Wuyi's shoulder with one hand, and pointed at Liu Wuyi with the other and said with a smile.

"Okay, okay, it's my brother who said it wrong, so let's do it, brother, brother drinks, you eat meat. Liu Wuyi held the wine glass in one hand, and inserted a piece of meat with a knife in the other hand and put it in front of Xiang Yu.

Hahahaha, looking at the meat in front of him, Xiang Yu laughed loudly: "Brother Liu, you are low-key, you don't need to perform like this for your brother, don't worry, no one will let you lose something." Come on, change the table for Brother Liu. ”

"Slow, Brother Xiang doesn't need to trouble others, just fix something if it's broken. Chen Nianyi, who was sitting at another table, stood up and walked to the side of the table.

"Oh, can Brother Chen really fix it?" Xiang Yu couldn't help but be interested when he saw Chen Nianyi's arrival, and sat on the side, watching Chen Nianyi's movements.

"Well, actually, it's very simple. Chen Nianyi stood at the table very casually, stretched out a finger with each hand, and clicked a few times on several symmetrical positions on both sides of the table at the same time, and said: "Splicing, there is no problem now, for the sake of beauty and symmetry, my holes are symmetrical, and the depth is even, which does not hinder future use at all." I'm right, Huang Shu!" Chen Nianyi turned his head and winked at Xiang Liang.

Hiss······ , After hearing Chen Nianyi's words, the people in the entire hall couldn't help but take a breath, feeling that Liu Wuyi just made a random knife just now, and divided the tabletop that was one palm thick into two halves, and this palm was still calculated by standing up, but it was not flattened, as for why the table had not fallen, it was naturally Liu Wuyi's shot was too fast, so fast that except for Xiang Yu, no one could see that the table had already been cut.

And Chen Nianyi didn't simply point a few holes in the table, but without damaging the wood, he put the table together like a wedge.

"Fan Hao did a good job, but unfortunately there is no award, I can only toast you with a glass of wine. Liu Wuyi patted Chen Nianyi's shoulder.

"Come on, if there is a reward, I won't feel at ease, who doesn't know that you won't suffer a little loss, so you can't stick to the skin. Huang Shu, do you think I'm right?" Chen Nianyi's head shook like a rattle, and he shouted at his uncle Xiang Liang.