Chapter 4: Classroom Turmoil
"But then again, the sentence you just said is too exciting, it's really domineering, if it weren't for me, I would also be the best in Nanshan Nursing Home, invincible in Beihai Kindergarten, and I am a person who has really seen the world. Otherwise, I will really be frightened by your pretending, and if I don't say anything else, I will give you 103 points for what you said. ”
Zhang Yuan said matter-of-factly.
"Then why did you get three more points?"
When Zhang Yuan heard Su Qin ask, he put on a serious face and said in a low voice.
"A little more understanding, a little more tolerance, a little more fatherly love. ”
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"Jingle bell, jingle bell..."
Time passed quickly, and Su Qin heard the voice that had been absent for more than 20 years. It's strange to say that when you're in school, you want to get out of school, and when you're not in school, you miss your time at school.
The first and second classes are Chinese classes, and the Chinese teacher is a female teacher, named Yan Lili, I have to say that people are like her name, her personality is just like her name, she is very strict with her students, and everyone in the class is wondering if she is in menopause.
"Students, open page 53 of the Chinese textbook, in this lesson we will talk about the virtual words of the literary language, and the examination of the virtual words of the literary language in the college entrance examination is mainly used for multiple-choice questions........."
After Su Qin turned to page 53, he glanced at it and turned to the other pages, and in this way, Su Qin finished the whole book in two minutes.
Su Qin picked up another book on the table to read, and then changed the textbook every two minutes, looking at Zhang Yuan, who was sitting on the side, he was stunned for a while, Zhang Yuan pushed his elbow against Su Qin and asked softly.
"Su Qin, what are you looking for?"
"I'm reviewing. ”
Zhang Yuan was so angry that he almost vomited blood by Su Qin's arrogant attitude.
"I'll go, at the speed of one book in two minutes, you can read something, even if you just look at the table of contents in the textbook, you can't finish it. ”
Just when Su Qin and Zhang Yuan were chatting happily, Yan Lili knocked on the table, Zhang Yuan immediately retracted his head when he heard the teacher knock on the table, and then looked at the textbook, his expression was as serious as he was, as if nothing had happened, and Su Qin was still flipping through the textbook at a speed of two minutes.
"Su Qin, can you answer the few empty words I just said, what is the content?"
As soon as Zhang Yuan heard it, he knew that Yan Lili must have discovered the whispering between herself and Su Qin just now, otherwise she would not have had such a perverted question, she had been talking for nearly thirty minutes, Su Qin had been flipping through the books and chatting with herself, how could this be answered.
Zhang Yuan had already mourned for Su Qin thousands of times in his heart at this moment.
Most of the people in the class also pricked up their ears in the spirit of watching the excitement, wanting to hear how Su Qin would answer, but Xu Qing was secretly happy in her heart, even if she couldn't memorize it herself in such a short time, Su Qin was even more impossible.
But who knew that Su Qin would come as soon as he opened his mouth.
"Just now, the teacher spoke for 29 minutes, and said a total of nine words, namely, and, hu, he, is, its, and, if, so, for.
The first use of the first hypothetical word 'while' is to make a conjunction, which can be directly ......... The ninth imaginary word 'for' the teacher just mentioned that the first usage is to be a verb......"
In the process of Su Qin's recitation, more and more people in the class looked back at Su Qin, until the whole class turned their eyes to Su Qin, but Su Qin said everything the teacher said fluently as if he was unaware.
"Teacher, I have repeated all the nine words you just said, 24 usages, and 134 example sentences. ”
Just after Su Qin finished speaking, the whole class fell silent, and after this silence lasted for two minutes, there was a sudden burst of applause, until finally the whole class applauded together, and the applause resounded throughout the teaching building.
Zhang Yuan, who was sitting next to Su Qin, was dumbfounded.
"Damn, how many pounds of stimulants have you eaten? ”
Even Yan Lili, who has always been strict, praised Su Qin for the first time.
"It seems that Su Qin has really put a lot of effort into class, and everyone must learn from Su Qin. ”
After class, Zhang Yuan leaned over to Su Qin's side again, hugged Su Qin's arm with both hands, and shouted with a handful of snot and tears.
"Xueba, genius, god, how did you do it, tell me how you did it. ”
Su Qin glanced at Zhang Yuan, and then calmly pulled his arm out of Zhang Yuan's hand.
"Brush... Brush... Brush..."
Su Qin wrote a note and handed it to Zhang Yuan and said,
"All you have to do is shout out the note I wrote to you, and you can be as stylish as I am. ”
"Really?"
"Really!"
Zhang Yuan looked at the note in his hand, cleared his throat, and then looked at Su Qin's note and shouted loudly.
"The blood of the scholar hidden in my body, I order you in the name of the scumbag to break the seal. ”
Then the whole class turned their heads to look at Zhang Yuan, and the class fell into silence again, and after a while, the whole class burst into laughter, and the laughter shook all directions and resounded in the sky.........
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"Jingle bells, jingle bells......"
As soon as the bell rang for the end of school, countless people rushed out of the class, and everyone rushed towards the cafeteria at a speed of 100 meters.
The classrooms of the third year of high school are generally relatively close to the cafeteria, and Su Qin and Zhang Yuan walked over slowly.
Su Qin and Zhang Yuan finished their meals, found an empty seat and sat down, and as soon as they sat down, Zhang Yuan began to talk endlessly.
"Hey, Su Qin, did you say that the people in this cafeteria have any disease in their hands?"
Zhang Yuan looked at the food and said to Su Qin with a depressed expression.
"Why do you say that?"
Zhang Yuan then pointed to his own food.
"Su Qin, look, when the cafeteria aunt cooked for me, there were several pieces of meat in the spoon, but the aunt's hand shook slightly, and then there was not a single piece of meat in my meal, do you think they should go to the hospital to take a look. ”
Su Qin also laughed, the staff in the school cafeteria, basically everyone has a magic skill, that is, shaking their hands, as long as their hands shake, they will shake off one or two pieces of meat, and they will not leave you a piece of meat at the worst.
Su Qin, I asked you a question, "You said that there is a big pit, hundreds of meters deep, you jump down, is there any way to get out?"
Su Qin didn't think about it and replied directly.
"I don't need anything else, just a needle, a hole in my head, and a hole in my head, and I can swim up to the pit. ”
Zhang Yuan was also puzzled.
"How can there be so much water in your head?"
Zhang Yuan replied as a matter of course: "There is not so much water in your head, why do you want to jump into such a deep pit?"
“..................”
"Poof..."
Su Qin heard a person laughing like a silver bell, she looked back and found that a girl was looking at him and laughing, she was Chen Yuxuan.
Chen Yuxuan is a goddess at the school flower level in Sichuan N County No. 2 Middle School, Su Qin has been staring at Chen Yuxuan in a daze, Chen Yuxuan also felt Su Qin's gaze, her little face instantly turned red, and she immediately lowered her head.
Zhang Yuan also saw this scene, kicked Su Qin with his foot, put his head close to Su Qin and whispered.
"Xu Qing looked for you this morning, when you said that, I saw Chen Yuxuan blushing, I think Chen Yuxuan is interesting to you. ”
Su Qin wanted to laugh when he looked at Zhang Yuan's gossip on his face.
"Okay, how is this possible, let's eat. ”