Zhu Bajie touched his head with a few black hairs, and the more he pondered it, the more he felt that it made sense. It's no wonder that Xiaobai's evaluation of the sand monk: taciturn is Lao Sha, this person is less talkative and shrewd.

"Ho ho, Lao Sha, although you have a point!, but what does Xiaobai say about my girl?" Zhu Bajie thought of Gao Cuilan and Chang'e. Especially Chang'e, who was gnawed by Long Xiaobai, her heart was broken.

"Second Senior Brother, are you embarrassed to say? Which of your girls saw you? Don't say that I haven't seen Gao Cuilan, just say Chang'e, you don't know how you became a pig? Don't you even want to be a pig? Also, outside the Moyun Cave that day, Fairy Chang'e asked you to look in the mirror, what did you reflect?" Sha Seng didn't look at Zhu Bajie, and said while lying on the kang.

"Ho ho ~ what can you see? It's not a human being inside and out!" Zhu Bajie urged sadly.

"Alas~ It turns out that the second senior brother is also self-aware......" After Sha Seng finished speaking, he turned around and gave Zhu Bajie a back.

Zhu Bajie touched his head and muttered, "Although there are pigs in it, I think it's also very good-looking?"

......

The Jinguang Temple Pagoda is thirteen stories high, and in this world, in this mortal country, it is a miracle to be able to have such a building.

The three Tang monks and apprentices first worshiped the Buddha's Dharma body in the hall on the first floor, and then swept up the wooden steps. Of course, this cleaning task is Tang Seng, a pious disciple. Moreover, every time you sweep a floor, you have to bow several times.

"Woo ~ Brother Monkey, Master's kidneys are good. Long Xiaobai said in a low voice.

"Oh, how can you see it?" asked Sun Wukong.

"Quack, you see, the master went up to the tenth floor in one breath, and he also bowed and knocked three times and nine times to clean up, this waist is not sore, and the legs are not painful, and the kidneys are of course good. Long Xiaobai smiled unscrupulously.

"Poof~ What's the use of having good kidneys? Isn't it close to women?" Sun Wukong seems to have learned from Long Xiaobai completely.

"Quack, Brother Monkey, you've learned badly. Long Xiaobai smiled narrowly.

"What, don't you think the same way?" Sun Wu blanked the other party's look.

"Who said that? I said Master's kidneys are good, so the stones in the future must be fine. ”

"Stones?"

"Oh~ It's the relic, the relic after the death. Long Xiaobai said rebelliously.

"Damn, Xiaobai, you dare to curse Master!" Sun Wukong was startled.

"Shh......h Be quiet, don't be heard by Master. Long Xiaobai glanced at Tang Seng above.

"Wukong, Xiaobai, I'm tired of being a teacher, and I'll leave the remaining three layers to you. Tang Seng straightened his waist and felt a sore back. Unbeknownst to him, the two brothers below are discussing the question of whether his kidneys are good or not.

"Master has worked hard, leave the rest to me and Xiaobai!" Sun Wukong walked up with a broom that had not been used and began to clean up.

Long Xiaobai's eyes rolled and said, "Master, Brother Monkey, I'll go to the top floor to have a look, as if I heard someone talking." ”

"Be careful, then. Sun Wukong instructed.

"Yes. Long Xiaobai nodded, and went straight to the thirteenth floor.

......

On the thirteenth floor of the Jinguang Temple Pagoda, there are two monsters with fish heads drinking and chatting at this time.

Long Xiaobai was careful to turn into a little insect and flew up when he reached the twelfth floor, and it was not surprising to see the pair of good friends of Ben Bo Erba and Ba Bo Erben.

Rush Baba (Catfish Essence). Level: 60.

Ba Bo Er Ben (Black Fish Spirit). Level: 60.

"Brother Ben, you said that the princess asked us to investigate the situation, if we meet a team to learn from the scriptures and find a chance to get rid of that little white dragon! I wondered, the princess has made people green, why do you want to harm others?" Ba Boer Ben scratched his head, obviously not understanding.

"呲呲~" Ben Bo Erba took a sip of wine, looked at Ba Bo Er and said, "I said Xiao Ba, or you are simple." ”

"Brother Ben, what do you mean by that?"

"Hmph! The little white dragon that our princess killed was almost beheaded, and now he has joined the scripture learning team, and Sun Wukong, who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, is his senior brother. And we have stolen the Buddha treasure and caused the monks here to suffer, do you think, can they not interfere? Especially the little white dragon is here, he will definitely do something! You must know that there have been too many things about him over the years......

Ben Bo Erba's words made Ba Bo Erben shudder, if it weren't for the special black face, it is estimated that he would have been white a long time ago.

"That~ Brother Ben, it's a big night, don't talk about being so infiltrating, change the topic. ”

"Hey, hey, okay! Then let's talk about some gossip. Xiaoba, do you know why Tota Li Tianwang hated Nezha so much when she was born?"

"Why?" asked Ba Boerben.

Nezha was pregnant for three and a half years before she was born. Three and a half years! Don't suffocate Li Tianwang? Can you not hate her?"

"Isn't that nonsense? Won't he use his hands like the two of us?"

"You know what, I've had too much kidney deficiency. ”

"That's cutting off the kidneys!" said Baboer, raising the bar.

"Alas, you're still so stupid and cute. Rushing Erba was a little speechless. Maybe I drank too much, and there was something wrong with my eyes when I looked at Ba Boerben.

"Brother Ben, what are you looking at me like this?" Ba Boer Ben felt strange in his heart.

"Xiaoba, actually~ I like you. Rushing Erba plucked up his courage and said.

"Brother Ben, I don't like men. Ba Boerben was a little stunned.

"How do you know if you don't like a man if you don't like it?"

"I haven't eaten Xiang, but I know it must not be delicious!" said Ba Bo'er in a daze.

As for Long Xiaobai, he almost turned into a human form with a smile. This is a good friend!

"Actually, two days ago, a female fish confessed to me. Ba Bo Erben said a little shyly.

"Damn! really, who is so blind-eyed!" rushed around, feeling like someone had pried his own chick.

"What are you anxious about? Ba Boer Ben said.

"Why? are you ...... me," Rush was a little excited, and was about to drink it all in one gulp.

"No, because my mother said that the she-fish was too discerning to have it!" said Ba Boer.

"Poof......" Ben Bo Er squirted out a sip of old wine, all of which squirted on Ba Bo Ben's face.

"Xiaoba, are you born to your mother?"

Ba Boer Ben wiped his face, looked at Ben Boer with resentment, and said, "What do you say, I am so like her." ”

"Then why does he call you ugly?"

"Did you scold? No, did she? She just said that the she-fish had a bad eyesight. Ba Boer said dumbfoundedly.

"Hahaha!ha!it!You two are funny!I'm laughing to death!" Long Xiaobai couldn't stand it anymore, and turned into a human form with laughter.