1413: Come here
"Then wait and see, when I finish cleaning up Kai first, and then I'll clean you up, and then see how you laugh out. I hung up the phone without showing any emotion.
The wind outside the house blew on my body, it was cool and comfortable, but I had a nameless fire in my heart, this deputy mayor, if he didn't repair him well, he shouldn't be able to find the north, I really thought that I could cover the sky with one hand when I became a deputy mayor, joke. I can't go now, this is to repay the gratitude, this princess has saved me twice, I promised her, I must do it, not to mention that it is not a matter of going up and down the mountain and going to the sea of fire, to be a man, to have a conscience, the princess is not only a little childish, but still very good, and she is so true to get along with people, but it is much more comfortable than those smiling tigers in the mall.
I turned and went into the house. The princess was lying on the sofa playing with the gadgets she had just bought, just a small music box, very delicate, and the princess fiddled with it, changing one tune after another. She was a little bored to pass the time like this. When he saw me come in, he put down the gadget and sat up lazily. Spread your arms out, what is this for, let me go over and give her a hug? No, it's so cheap for me. Then should I go over or not, no, I have to refuse her, and I can't take advantage of others. Yes, I am a decent gentleman and must be principled.
Then she would be embarrassed if I refused her, thinking about the princess and speaking: "Why are you standing stupidly, come here, take off my clothes for me." The princess's tone was very domineering. Uh, I think too much, why do I always make a fool of myself. This princess, you really know how to enjoy it, it's just that you haven't heard of men and women not kissing, you let me let a big man undress you, how embarrassing, I'm embarrassed as a man. Are we very acquainted, you saved my life and I didn't save your life, you don't have to promise each other so politely. What about your maid, what do you eat?" the princess hooked her finger at me, "What a daze, come here." ”
Let me be a big man to undress her, really, what is my dignity as a man? I hold back my anger, who made me fall now. As I approached her, the princess stretched her hand a little away, and I unbuttoned her. Her coat slipped down like that.
I couldn't help it anymore, I was really wronged. At this time, all the clothes have been removed, and the whole body is also displayed in front of my eyes, at this moment, my war has stopped, and the hateful thing is that she noticed it again, she shook her head, pointed to the bowl of soup on the table and said, drink that bowl of soup, with a body like yours, you should make up more, otherwise how can you be my personal bodyguard.
I was so hated and angry, I walked over and smelled it, and it smelled weird, and I walked away, away from the bowl of soup, thinking that there must be something wrong with this soup. I glanced at her, and she looked at me not drinking, anger written all over her face. I was very unhappy and said: You have to drink it, you have to drink it if you don't drink, you have to drink it, you are against you. Alas, who called me her personal bodyguard, I gritted my teeth, drank the bowl of soup in a big gulp, after drinking, I felt bitter and astringent, plus a little sassy taste, I asked her what this soup was, not a soup to nourish the body. She had a very sassy expression and told me: "This is a mixture of urine and some other dirty water, hahaha, it's delicious, doesn't it taste great?"
"Princess, you've gone too far. "I was disgusted and didn't want to talk to her, so I went to find water, and at this time I had to rinse my mouth, I couldn't bear it.
"What's too much, the task of the bodyguard is to make the princess happy, this is what you should do. "I didn't bother to pay attention to her, I was in a hurry to find water, but the princess asked the maid to stop her. The maid came up with her meal at the moment. There were ten dishes and three soups, all of which were Chinese dishes, and the princess made them clear for me. My stomach was screaming.
"You're gone, and you don't have anything to eat when you come back. The princess looked at me proudly, and the maid laid out the dishes one by one. The princess put on a single garment, sat down, and began to eat herself as she spoke, and shook a piece of meat twice in front of me before eating it. As soon as I turned around and ran, fortunately I was lucky, I found the bathroom when I went out, I brushed my teeth, I didn't feel good, and I smelled a little bit on my body, and I quickly took a shower. The bathroom is full of princesses' things, I don't care about it, I use it directly, where to throw it in a mess when it is used up, who let her bully people first. I hurried out, thinking I could still grab a bite of a hot meal. There was nothing on the table, and it was only a few minutes, and you said that you had finished eating? So many dishes? This princess just did it on purpose, trying to starve me to death. I looked at her resentfully, what about the rice?
"Want to eat?"
"It's fine. "I won't admit it.
"I want to eat your Chinese called Hua Chicken, you go and make it for me. "Didn't you just finish eating, and besides, I, the man who hadn't eaten anything, hadn't spoken yet.
"Don't want to go, don't forget that you're my bodyguard now. ”
"Don't you have a maid, what about her?"
"She was busy all day, and let her go down and rest. "I've been busy all day, so why don't you let me rest.
"If you don't, don't eat tonight. "I'm really worried about women and villains, I'm a big man who doesn't want to worry about her, and I don't know women in general. It seems that I can only do it myself, otherwise I am afraid that I will starve to death here. I went to the kitchen, there was everything in the kitchen, the princess was alone, she could eat so much? I picked some by myself and ate them in the kitchen, I didn't expect that my cooking skills were so good, I ate my own cooking, it was delicious. The princess won't come in, and I'll eat a few large bowls of rice leisurely. I went out satisfied. I didn't take anything with me when I went out, and the princess seemed to guess that I wouldn't cook for her, and she didn't ask.
"Go, fetch water, bring it over, and wash my feet. "I don't want to wash her feet, what will it look like.
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"If you don't obey, I'll let the police arrest you. ”
"Princess, I'll go now. The princess nodded, and I went to fetch her a dish of water and put it at her feet, and the princess put her leg in and kicked it out with a whoop and kicked me in the face.
"It's so hot, are you going to burn me?" I was kicked by her and sat on the ground, how could the water be hot, I reached out to scald the water, and when I was about to try the water, the princess stepped on it, and the whole basin of water splashed out. I had just taken a shower and was splashed with water. Or wash your feet. The water was sprinkled on me, and I couldn't feel it there.
"Reloaded, test the water temperature, you. "I've gone fetch a basin of water and brought it over.
"It's too cold. I went to fetch a basin of water again, "It's still cold." "It's hot. "It's cold...""It's hot again." ”
"It's still cold..."I ran around, and I repeated the water a dozen times, and my sweat could make up a plate of water to wash her feet, so I thought of a hair, I filled half a plate of cold water, and carried a pot of hot water.
"Princess, I'll adjust the temperature of the water to your face. ”
"I don't want to wash it, forget it, you can take it back. ”
"Good. Anyway, she finally stopped.
"You go, clean the next room, and come back to see me, it's only half an hour." "What's it to clean the room, as long as I don't see her, I'm not lazy, who knows. As soon as I pushed the door open, the objects poured into me. Wow, this room, where is there a place to stand people?
"Get all the stuff out of this room, there's a bin outside, you move it all over. "The princess lay there lazily, directing me. I've become a cleaner, I've moved these things out one by one, shoes and socks and everything, most of them are new, princess, don't you treat money as money, think about how we make a living by holding knives around our necks every day, this kind of life is really enviable. No wonder some people say that someone is born with wealth that you can't surpass in your lifetime. With a lot of emotion all over me, I threw it all away.
"Princess, I've cleaned up. ”
"I'm so embarrassed that it's piled up like this outside. ”
"Don't worry, princess, someone will clean it up. ”
"Forget it, I suddenly feel that this affects the city's appearance, you go, move back. ”
"Aren't you going to vacate your room?"
"You turn a corner, there's still a room, you pick one, move in. "I held my breath and brought those back again. Sweating profusely, I was finally able to take a break, so I picked up the water on the table and poured myself a glass.
The princess said, "If you dare to drink my water, I will let you carry it again." "I had to put down my glass. She sat down directly on the ground, and she said that I took her chair.
"It's so boring, why don't you dance and show me. "I'm a big man dancing, show her, Princess, you're not mistaken.
"Put this skirt on. "The princess casually threw me a pink princess dress. I'm a big man, wearing a skirt? It's so insulting, I won't do it. If you don't do it, you swear not to do it.
"Don't want to jump? Since you don't want to play with me, then I'll have to send you back, I'll call. The princess said that she was about to call the police. What kind of sin have I created, and if I meet such a person and save me, it is better not to save me and let me die.
"Jump or not?" The eldest husband can bend and stretch, if he doesn't just dance, he can die. I wore that princess dress, and it was the first time I've worn it like this when I'm so old. Feeling uncomfortable, I smiled and gave the princess a set of tai chi, and I could imagine how funny I looked.
The princess danced with joy. She was happy and offered me a glass of water. I don't care about any backbone or spine, after all, life is the most important thing. The princess finished admiring it. Just say you're tired and go to bed. It's me who is tired for a day, she didn't do anything, and she was embarrassed to say that she was tired while lying down.