Listening to the cynicism of Director Zhao's family, this beautiful waitress cried "wow", and rushed out of the private room while crying, tears spilling all over the floor.

At the same time, some waitresses and chefs began to fart in various parts of Ah San's food restaurant, which scared the customers into yelling.

"What are Ah San Gourmet Restaurant doing, the waiters and chefs are farting, there is a fart smell everywhere, this doesn't make people eat well, hurry up and let Shen Bailiang come over." ”

"I don't know what's going on, we don't seem to have eaten anything wrong today, why are so many people farting, it's over, I'm afraid we're going to be famous if we don't eat." ”

"Woooooooooo......oo Today was the most humiliating day for me, and I farted in front of so many guests in the hall...... Woowoo...... Still farting, who will save me. ”

"I can't eat it anymore, I really can't eat it anymore, I feel that everything I eat in my mouth has a fart smell, let's go quickly, next time I won't come to Ah San Gourmet Restaurant." ”

"Who's coming and who's a dog, there's a fart smell everywhere, is Ah San Gourmet Store feeding dogs, only dogs like to eat and fart, I can't stand it, I'm about to be smoked to death." ”

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The customers of Ah San Gourmet Store fled here one after another, all of them looked embarrassed as if they had been bombed by poison gas bombs, and at this time, the Ah San Gourmet Store sounded "poof" everywhere, and the waiters and chefs hid in the corner of Ah San Gourmet Store with shame and indignation, constantly farting, and the cry of "woo woo woo" resounded everywhere.

As for Shen Bailiang, the owner of the food who can't return, he was hiding on the roof of Ah San's food shop at this time, facing the sky "poof", his eyes were a little red, remembering the ugliness in front of Director Zhao's family in the Industrial and Commercial Bureau just now, as well as Director Zhao's angry appearance, Shen Bailiang felt that his life was dark, and he didn't even notice that the customers of Ah San's food shop had run out.

Ah San Gourmet is finished, which is a common thought among many customers who have fled here.

Cui's fresh fish village, the old secretary Li Deguang's 80th birthday banquet.

Cui Peng, the village head of Cuijia Xianyu Village, is delivering a speech to the old secretary Li Deguang: "Respected leaders, respected gentlemen, and respected ladies: good evening! On this beautiful day of splendid spring and fragrant peach and plum, we gather together to celebrate the 80th birthday of the old secretary Li...... Puff ......"

Speaking of this 80th birthday, Cui Peng suddenly heard a "poof" sound behind him, which made the already quiet banquet hall more and more quiet, and all the guests looked at Cui Peng on the rostrum in amazement.

"What kind of sound was that just now, why does it sound like someone is farting, could it be that Village Chief Cui is farting?"

"Probably not, today is Secretary Li's 80th birthday, Cui Peng is giving a speech on it, how can he fart, even if there is a fart, he should hold it back, otherwise it would be a shame. ”

"I think it's also true, if Cui Peng really dares to fart on the old secretary's 80th birthday, the old secretary will definitely not let him go, isn't this deliberately making trouble. ”

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On the rostrum, Cui Peng endured the surging fart and continued to speak: "I am Cui Peng, the village head of Cuijia Fresh Fish Village, and today I am very honored to be the old secretary on behalf of all the employees of Cuijia Fresh Fish Village...... Puff ......"

Before the words were finished, there were two more "poofs", and suddenly everyone's eyes widened, and they looked at Cui Peng in amazement.

"My God, it's really Cui Peng farting, he dared to fart on the old secretary's 80th birthday, and just in time for his speech, is he impatient, isn't he slapping his face in public. ”

"Now Cui Peng and the old secretary are famous, and this banquet was also ruined by Cui Peng, so don't come up if your stomach is uncomfortable, why do you have to go on stage to disgusting people. ”

"I've never seen this kind of person, he actually farted and slapped his face on someone's 80th birthday, so many of us are watching, and everyone is still eating, can't he hold back. ”

"Puff puff puff ......"

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With a series of "poof" sounds, looking at the old secretary's gloomy face, Cui Peng only felt that his face was about to burn: "That's right...... I'm sorry, I ...... I have a bad stomach today, and I ask for your forgiveness, and I have one last word to say...... Puff puff ......"

In the sound of farts, many of Li Deguang's relatives were annoyed and scolded Cui Peng on the rostrum.

"It's a fart, hurry down, don't chirp crookedly on it, it's embarrassing, our Li family can't afford to lose this person." ”

"Cui Peng, hurry up, get out, our Li family doesn't need you to give a speech to the old man, just make your meal, hurry up and get down, don't ink. ”

"It's so disgusting, I really can't eat it, it's a mistake to choose to hold a birthday in Cui's Fresh Fish Village today, if we had known that Cui Peng was so disgusting, we should have gone to eat and not return, I heard that the things there are delicious." ”

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"I ...... I...... It's not intentional, Old Secretary Li, don't be like me, I'll go down immediately, and finally wish you good luck like the East China Sea, longevity than puff ......" Cui Peng's voice was full of crying, looking at the indifferent eyes under the stage, Cui Peng fled and left the rostrum, and there was still a "poof" sound after escaping.

"Damn, Cui Peng is really not a thing, since he has a bad stomach, don't come out, why did he run out and be embarrassed, now the hall is full of fart, I can't even eat." ”

"Shoubi puff puff...... Haha, Cui Peng's last blessing is really earth-shattering, I have never heard such an interesting blessing, did you just see it, the old secretary's family almost rushed up to kill Cui Peng. ”

"Although it is not a sin to fart, but it is a sin to fart on someone else's 80th birthday and make trouble, the old secretary finally had an 80th birthday, and he was originally happy, but now he was all ruined by Cui Peng, the bastard. ”

"After today, Cui Peng, the village chief, can definitely move the entire Fangtang County and become the first celebrity in our Fangtang County, I have never experienced such an interesting birthday banquet, whether Cui Peng is here to celebrate his birthday, or to be funny and troublesome. ”

"What the hell Cui Peng is too bastard, grandpa's 80th birthday banquet was made like this by him, our Li family is embarrassed and thrown home this time, after tonight, I will definitely not let Cui Peng, this bastard, have a good time, our old Li family is not so easy to bully. ”

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