Chapter 17: The Handsome Guy Arrives

Tianpeng was clear according to Sun Wukong's incantation, not a single word, and a lot of words. In an instant, a tall and sturdy generalissimo with three heads and six arms turned into a delicate and handsome mortal, revealing a son-in-law in him, which was different from the human form that any immortal turned into.

In fact, it's not that those immortals don't want to make themselves handsome and beautiful, it's just that they prefer to appear in the human world with an ordinary-looking, inconspicuous, and low-to-negative image of existence.

For example, not long ago, Erlang God Yang Jian went down to the earth to go out on an errand, and encountered a hooligan robbery on the road, because Yang Jian's humanoid old man was too ordinary, this group of hooligans forgot to rob him, they looted everyone's belongings, but they couldn't remember the existence of this old man, so they also saved Yang Jian a lot of trouble.

Tianpeng's handsomeness is not an accident, it has something to do with his background, which we will talk about later.

Sun Wukong stared at the beautiful man in front of him in disbelief, he really didn't think that Tianpeng would turn into a human form and meet like a crown of jade, with a graceful demeanor.

Sun Wukong: "Beep the dog." Tianpeng was curious about Sun Wukong's surprise, he walked to the river and took a picture of himself, and looked at his current self embarrassedly.

Sun Wukong was eager: "Have you read any more words, tell me quickly, teach me quickly." ”

Tianpeng: "No, I read according to what you taught me." Tianpeng was stunned, and he found that he was not stammering. Perhaps because he became a mortal, he who had three heads now only has one mouth, and he can speak easily.

Tianpeng was excited: "I don't stutter anymore, I don't stutter anymore." ”

Sun Wukong disdainfully: "You're not stammering, you're just stupid, so stupid that you don't know which head to use to speak." ”

Tianpeng: "I want to go back and show Chang'e quickly." The canopy turned to leave, but suddenly stopped again. He walked up to Sun Wukong: "Do you have any money on you?"

Sun Wukong: "Do you think I can use the money, why do you suddenly ask this?"

Tianpeng: "Chang'e said that she wants to eat snacks in the mortal world, and I want to buy some for her by the way." ”

Sun Wukong: "Yo, look at your stupid head, you really have a way of coaxing girls." I don't have any money, but I can spell and I can make money. ”

Tianpeng: "Great, then you can teach me too." ”

Sun Wukong tilted his head to look at the canopy and did not speak.

Tian Peng: "What's wrong? I want to fight again." Okay, I'll accompany you. ”

Sun Wukong: "I'm tired, I've played enough today." Sun Wukong lay on the grass leisurely.

Canopy: "And what do you want?"

Sun Wukong thought for a while: "I want you to call me senior brother." ”

Tianpeng: "Joke, we don't come from a master's disciple, why do I call you senior brother." ”

Sun Wukong: "What if I will be your senior brother in the future?"

Tianpeng shouted: "Impossible, it is impossible between us." ”

At this time, an old farmer pulled an ox cart and passed by, looking at the two men in embarrassment, and the two also looked at the farmer in embarrassment. The old farmer coughed lightly and shook his head: "Young people are really having fun nowadays." "Got off with an ox cart.

Sun Wukong sat up: "I still like you who don't talk much." Forget it, I'll go buy some snacks too, just enough to block Zixia's mouth, otherwise she will bother me every day. Sun Wukong picked up some broken stones, closed his eyes and recited the incantation silently, and in an instant the stone in his hand turned into a silver tael of white flowers. Sun Wukong threw the silver two to Tianpeng: "Put it away, you better don't learn this, otherwise it will be easy to become a girl's ATM in the future." Sun Wukong held his head in his hands and walked leisurely.

The two came to a nearby town, and sure enough, the canopy attracted everyone's attention, and some girls gathered in groups, shyly hiding in the corner and looking at the canopy. The aunts were direct, smiling back and forth around the canopy, walking around, and the canopy nervously looked at the aunts who came and went around him. Some aunts deliberately came up to touch the porcelain, and wanted to fall into the arms of the canopy, but they were frightened by the canopy, so the aunt fell to the ground.

Auntie: "Eh, come on, hit someone." The aunt pointed to the canopy: "This person knocked me down, I now have a broken leg and a broken hand, you have to take care of me for the rest of your life." ”

Tianpeng hurriedly explained: "It's none of my business, she fell by herself." The girls hiding in the corner rushed out instantly: "That's it, it wasn't the little handsome guy who hit it." "I testify that no one has touched you. "Childe is polite, how could he do such a rude thing. ”

Tian Peng smiled: "Thank you girls for testifying for me." "As soon as I said that, I was surrounded by this group of girls.

Girls: "Childe's surname?" "Is Childe married?" "Childe knows at a glance that it is a big family, how many suites and carriages do you have?" What brand is it?" "Childe's father should be a civil servant, which department of the imperial court does he serve?" Sun Wukong couldn't stand it anymore, and when he blew with his mouth, the wind made everyone unable to open their eyes, and when the wind stopped, the canopy was gone. After a while, Sun Wukong and Tianpeng appeared in an alley.

Sun Wukong: "It's a burden to bring you out. You wait here, I'll buy it, and we'll meet here when it's done. Canopy nodded.

Sun Wukong came to the bazaar, bought snacks in large bags, and was about to go back to find the canopy when a group of bandits rushed to the town. A thief on horseback shouted: "Everyone, our Phoenix Village needs to be rebuilt, and all the men will follow me! Catch me. "The thieves and Lou Lou are scattered, and if it is a man, they will be arrested. Because Sun Wukong is in human form, it is not easy to perform, so he was also caught in the team. The bandits quickly finished catching people and left, and the canopy escaped by hiding in the shadows.

The women cried out in the town, "The men have been taken away, what should we do?" "I don't know if I'll be able to come back. ”

A woman who was crying suddenly saw the canopy, immediately put away her sadness and pointed at him, and said loudly: "It's the little handsome guy, the little handsome guy is there!" When the women heard this, they all put away their crying faces and ran happily in the direction of the canopy.

Tianpeng looked at this group of happy, crazy women, and said in fear and disgust: "Say don't be infatuated with me!"

Tianpeng quietly followed the bandit and followed all the way to Phoenix Village. Phoenix Village is surrounded by mountains on three sides, easy to defend and difficult to attack, but the wooden wall is relatively old and aging, and the wood needs to be completely replaced. Tianpeng wanted to save people halfway, but Sun Wukong only taught him how to change into a person, but did not teach him how to change back, so Tianpeng was more than willing to do it, so he had to follow the opportunity first. When Sun Wukong and his party entered the village, the huge wooden door was immediately closed. At this moment, Canopy felt a little scared. He is not worried about the safety of Sun Wukong and the men, but is worried about these stupid bandits. He looked at the cottage and said helplessly: "It's really fearless who don't know, you don't know what the consequences will be if you lock up this crazy monkey." ”

Sun Wukong and the captured men were escorted into the cottage and put in a cage by the thieves, Sun Wukong looked at these thieves, smiled evilly and said, "It's kind of interesting." ”