Dong Jibei felt that he had a dream, a very long dream. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

In the dream, he seems to be a little different, completely different from the city B where he was before, a different person, and completely become a different person.

The surname is Dong, the name is sad, and it seems that he is still a noble young master.

Can be ...... after Then he forgot!

Because he was woken up.

"Rub, I had a car accident, and I still have such a dream, I'm also drunk, obviously I just think about it occasionally in my heart, I want to be a young master, I don't have to worry about eating and drinking, I dream of this in my dreams, it's really ...... I think about it every day, and I have dreams...... Isn't there a car accident? Why doesn't it hurt?"

In confusion, Dong Jibei opened his eyes, but what caught his eyes was a white and blue world.

"I'll wipe it, where is your sister!" Dong Jibei immediately scolded, and then was stunned.

"No, I didn't have a car accident...... Thinking of this, Dong Jibei felt anxious.

"Damn gangster vendetta, I knew that these people must be indispensable disasters, fortunately, Lao Tzu is tough enough and still alive, and I don't know how Qianqian is doing, it should be fine. Where the hell is your sister?!I'm going to have a car accident?!"

At this moment, Dong Jibei finally woke up, and then looked around.

"This Nima won't be the South Pole, or the North Pole, don't tell me, a car hit me into the South Pole, you said hit me Harbin, I reluctantly believed it. ”

Dong Ji thought sadly and wanted to move his steps, but found that he couldn't move.

"I ......"

At this moment, he reflected, his eyes moved down, and what he saw was his body, trapped in an iceberg.

"You're enough! Who the hell is playing a prank on me! Freeze Lao Tzu in the ice! Grass! Get out of here quickly!" Dong Jibei saw this situation, and immediately became furious!

Just kidding! It's not okay to be hit by a car, and you still freeze me in an iceberg! What are you going to do?!

Wait?!Frozen?!Could it be that I'm badly injured and need to be frozen to delay my death?!

No, but the problem is, you should be completely frozen, how can you just freeze your body into it. Isn't this a cheat?!

No, calm down.

Just when Dong Jibei was sorting out his thoughts, behind what he couldn't see, there was a gray color, which was slowly spreading and approaching him.

"No, the car knocked me into a daze? What's going on? Hey, is there anyone? Is there anyone around?!

Dong Jibei said with a constipated face. It's so embarrassing to be trapped in this iceberg, and only the part above the neck can move!

He opened his throat and howled for a long time, and it was quiet all around, except for the whirring of the wind, he could no longer hear any other sounds.

"Qianqian? It's not you, right? There's a limit to pranks, playing like this is going to kill me, but I'm also a remnant of a car accident, and I'm not going to die, don't you play like this, I can't do it, hurry up and get me away, otherwise I won't watch movies with you in the future?"

Dong Jibei threatened loudly, however, there was still silence all around. Only the wind seems to be laughing at his self-inflicted amorousness.

After waiting for a long time, no one came out, Dong Jibei was scared, and his heart was furious.

"Hey, I'll tell you, I'm not scared, don't scare me, who the hell is it, hide your head and show your tail, what kind of hero is it!

Or no one?!

Confused, Dong Jibei frowned, what is the situation?

At that moment, he felt something unusual.

It seemed that something was stirring him in his ass, making him feel numb and tingling.

"Damn, Qianqian!Don't drill my back and fuck my ass!I'll go!Oops!My discipline!I.Damn!Can a man's ass play casually?!"

However, Dong Jibei felt it carefully, but found that there was no sign of anyone behind it!

The next moment, a sharp pain spread from his ass to his whole body.

"Ahh

The last sentence, Nima, was unusually loud and resounded throughout the land......

Fan Heihu relied on the relics of the Ink Empire to successfully force Qiao Ran back, but he was still not at ease and lurked around for a while.

Feeling the reflection that no one was tracking, he relaxed and gasped for air.

"Oh mom, scared me to death, I thought I was going to plant it today, but fortunately I have enough hole cards. ”

While he was resting, Fan Heihu seemed to hear something and immediately cheered up.

"Hmm, someone?!" Suddenly, Fan Heihu cheered up and listened carefully.

"Huh? It seems that someone is asking for help? It can't be that Qiao Ran deliberately lured me over. But listening to the sound, it doesn't seem to be......"

In doubt, Fan Heihu hesitated, and was thinking about fleeing directly, but in the next second, the voice of the cry for help became high, and he also let out a painful wail, and its direction was the place where he used the relics of the Ink Worker Empire.

This time, the voice was much clearer, and Fan Heihu heard it clearly.

"It seems that it's not Qiao Ran, is there anyone else there?!Why didn't Qiao Baipi and I find it just now?!, I can't figure it out, go over and take a look, even if it's Qiao Baipi, I'm not afraid, anyway, there are hole cards." ”

Thinking so, Fan Heihu moved and quickly rushed to the place where he had fled. ......

"Help! Oh yes! My ass is ripe! Cooked! Ouch! Who will save me! Big brother and big sister! Don't make trouble! Braised ass is not delicious! Don't get it! It hurts! Ouch!"

Dong Jibei had a constipated expression on his face, his head was swinging, but his body couldn't move, he could only continue to be next to each other.

The tingling sensation on the buttocks became more and more severe, and at the same time, there was a burning sensation.

At this moment, Dong Jibei found that a black-faced man suddenly appeared in front of him, with eyes as big as a gong and a beard, which made Dong Jibei think that Zhang Fei came out during the Three Kingdoms period.

"Big brother, save me! It doesn't matter if you are Zhang Fei's or not, you can save me, my ass! Ouch! Big brother looks like a person who values righteousness, and he can't see that he can't be saved if he dies! Big brother!

As soon as Fan Heihu Fang landed, he saw a young man frozen in the iceberg, wailing with a constipated expression on his face.

As soon as I saw him, I immediately exchanged with my eldest brother, and at the same time, I was talking nonsense, looking at the situation, but I was anxious.

For some reason, seeing the boy like this, he felt a sense of intimacy, because he felt the sincerity and eagerness of the boy, and there was no falsehood.

It made him understand that this was not a trap.

And he likes that sentence, and at first glance he is a person who values righteousness.

"Okay! No problem! You can wait a while!" Fan Heihu grinned, and then walked into the boy with a big grin.

Walking through the boy in the iceberg, Fan Heihu looked behind him, but he was happy.

It turned out that the back of the iceberg happened to be leaning on the gray gas emitted by the relics of the ink workers.

And the boy happened to have only the iceberg on the buttocks, which was melted by the ash, but the rest of the place was intact.

"Hahaha! Boy, I'm going to meet you Brother Fan today! Count yourself careful and lucky! Since you have called me a few times Big Brother, if Big Brother doesn't help Little Brother, won't he be laughed at! Wait a minute!"

Hearing Zhang Fei behind him say this, Dong Jibei was immediately overjoyed and almost cried.

"Big brother, dear big brother, save me, my ass is almost ripe! Hurry up, you get rid of the fire, it hurts." ”

Fan Heihu was happy in his heart, knowing that this young man couldn't see anything, and mistook the gray gas for fire.

However, he originally figured it out, and it was nothing to save the individual.

I saw Fan Heihu's hand move, and a cloud of black gas rushed out, enveloping Dong Jibei's exposed buttocks.

Suddenly, Dong Jibei felt that the stinging pain on his buttocks was gone, which was very comfortable.

"Ah, comfort. Thanks, big brother. ”

"Little brother is polite!hahaha!"

"Alas, big brother, do you have a saw, hammer, axe, etc., can you break this iceberg for me, I'm trapped in it, I can't move, little brother will trouble big brother again, do me a favor, help me out." ”

"Big brother Hammer and Axe doesn't have it, but Big Brother has a way to get you out. ”

"Oh?!Big brother has an ice crusher?!That's great!Hurry up and take it out!Ouch, my big brother, it's really a cow, come to this icy and snowy place, and bring an ice crusher, it's too prescient, ahaha!"

When Dong Jibei heard this, he immediately laughed happily.

And Fan Heihu was in doubt, and couldn't help but be happy. "Little brother, big brother doesn't know what an ice crusher is, but big brother has a way to get you out, you wait!"

After speaking, Fan Heihu began to brew momentum on the spot.

The black gas around his body, because of the injuries in his body, is unnatural and rolls around. But the current strength is enough to crush the iceberg.

Dong Jibei was puzzled, and was just about to ask, but he heard a thunderous explosion in his ears, which shook his ears, and then, he once again experienced the feeling of being hit by a car and flying out.

After landing, Dong Jibei slid along the ice for dozens of meters before slowly stopping.

Whether it was Fan Heihu's palms hitting him before, or the shock he received when he hit the ground on the ground, it made Dong Jibei feel a word.

Confused B!

Lying on the ground and dizzy for a long time, Dong Jibei slowly came to his senses, with a dazed face, and looked at Zhang Fei, who was squatting in front of him with a blank face, and said, "Big brother, thank you." ”

"Aha! Little brother is polite! You and I know each other like this, it's also a strange fate, hahaha!"

Dong Jibei struggled, stood up, and wanted to stretch out his two hands, but found that he could move with one hand!

I looked down, but I was stunned again.

Because his left arm, including his body, was surrounded by a layer of ice, which tightly wrapped around him.

Only the right arm, and below the middle of the thigh, there is no ice around.

Now he is like wearing an ice bucket suit, which is very strange.

"No, this, big brother, can you help me get the ice on my body?"

"Alas, little brother, the ice on your body is a good thing, I just looked at it, at least it is a good thing of more than a thousand years, a thousand years of ice, a hundred years of ice, a hundred years of ice, the sword is difficult to break, it can be described as a treasure. To tell you the truth, little brother, I just smashed all the other magazine ice cubes around you with one palm, but the rest of these ...... Big brother can't do anything. ”

"What?!You just slapped you...... Spank...... I'm frozen in the iceberg, big brother, don't tease, even if you're the same as Zhang Fei, you can't ...... with one palm."

Dong Jibei looked at Fan Heihu with disbelief and said, who knew that when he heard Dong Jibei not believe it, Fan Heihu lined up on the iceberg next to him with a palm, although he didn't use a lot of skill this time, but he also left a deep palm print on the iceberg.

In an instant, he blocked what Dong Jibei was going to say later.

So, Dong Jibei once again put on a stunned expression.

In such a scene, Dong Jibei only wants to use one sentence to describe his mood at the moment, that is, it is like 10,000 grass and mud horses enjoying themselves in the Gobi.