Early in the morning, the four westbound people packed up their salutes, and Tang Sanzang led the little white dragon out of the cave first. Tang Sanzang looked at the sunny sky, stretched his waist in enjoyment, turned his head to the three apprentices behind him and asked, "Are you all ready?"

Sha Wujing replied firmly: "Ready." ”

Bajie looked confused: "What are you ready for?"

Sun Wukong carried the golden hoop stick, lowered his head and did not speak.

Bajie: "Hey, what are you ready?"

Tang Sanzang smiled and looked at Duan Xiaobai: "What about you, are you ready?"

Duan Xiaobai: "I don't know. ”

Tang Sanzang: "Since that's the case, then let's go north, right?"

Bajie looked at Tang Sanzang with wide eyes, Sun Wukong walked away, and said without energy: "I'm casual." ”

Bajie ran to Tang Sanzang's side: "Master, you are sick! This Tianzhu is in front of you, why should we go north." ”

Tang Sanzang kindly touched Bajie's head: "Stupid pig, because there is no way to go in the south." We went all the way to the north, the side face was still very beautiful, and we continued to eat and drink and swagger, so that the Buddhas and gods chased with their eyes, and heard your tears. Back to the point, when they are all annoyed with us, they will naturally pull Tianzhu in front of us. Tang Sanzang happily led the white dragon horse away.

Bajie: "Is the master crazy! or.... Am I crazy?. No, I must be dreaming! How could someone as pious and verbose as the master say such a thing. ”

Sha Wujing came to Bajie's side with his luggage: "Hehe, you only know now, the master has a bohemian and freedom-loving soul in his body. Second Senior Brother, let's go quickly. ”

Bajie: "Hah? Bohemian and uninhibited, why do you want to become a monk? I really don't understand what this bald head is thinking. ”

The four masters and apprentices went all the way to the north and came to Longfeng Town at noon. Longfeng Town is very lively as a transit place for traders, and what is more terrifying than the monsters here are the Gentiles with golden hair, red hair, coffee hair, purple hair, green hair and other hairs. Some of them shouted in awkward Chinese here: "Friend, do you want to dye your hair?" "Friends, friends, wash, cut and blow 15 ingots! "This bald friend here, do you want to wax your bald head?"

A bald-headed Ah San shouted: "Hit Nima! Believe it or not, I'll give you a light." So they quarreled, and Tang Sanzang passed by and said silently: "Amitabha." ”

At noon, the entire Longfeng Town people came out, people came and went on the road, there was a lot of traffic, and Tang Sanzang and his party were blocked in the middle.

Tang Sanzang led the white dragon horse and looked forward with his feet: "It's not good to enter the city, it's jammed everywhere, and there is no place to stop the horse." It's better to be in the wild, and you can just Puma. ”

Bajie squinted at Tang Sanzang, and said silently in his heart: "I said so, but I usually don't know how to ride a white dragon horse, so I sent you to carry the white dragon horse on your back." ”

The road ahead was slowly moving, and the vendors with stalls on both sides of the road were looking at Tang Sanzang's side, discussing: "There will be a circus soon." ", your circus is playing pigs. ”

A yellow-haired foreigner interjected when he heard this: "No, no, no, they look like they've come to Halloween." You see, they've dressed themselves up as their favorite characters, it's amazing, what a perfect look. ”

Tang Sanzang wiped the sweat from his head: "Eh, how long will this be blocked." Wukong, why don't we find a place to eat first? ”

Sun Wukong: "I'm casual." ”

Sha Wujing asked Bajie: "What's wrong with Senior Brother today? Anything, this is not the same as before." ”

Bajie: "Ever since he and his master came back, it's weird." ”

The four of them walked into a restaurant, overeating, eating all the vegetables in the restaurant, and piling up bowls around them.

Xiao Er asked the shopkeeper: "Shopkeeper, they have eaten all our vegetables, what should I do?"

Shopkeeper: "What a bunch of pigs." Hurry up and buy some more groceries and come back, or the other guests won't have anything to eat. ”

Tang Sanzang drank his last bowl of soup and burped in great satisfaction: "Cool! I haven't eaten such a light thing for a long time." ”

Bajie: "Yes, it's rare not to be killed at dinner today." ”

Sha Wujing added salt while drinking the soup: "It's just that the taste is too light." The three of them looked at Sha Wujing with disdain.

Tang Sanzang looked at Bajie: "Pay the bill, we still have to hurry." ”

Bajie: "Master, what do you see me doing, I don't have any money!"

Sha Wujing: "I don't have either." ”

Sun Wukong: "Do you think I look like a rich man?"

Tang Sanzang was shocked: "So we don't have any money!"

The shopkeeper saw that they had finished eating, and came over with a smile: "Four guest officers, are you all eating?"

Tang Sanzang smiled awkwardly: "It's good, it's just...."

Shopkeeper: "Could it be that you are not satisfied with our dishes?"

Tang Sanzang: "Very satisfied, very satisfied, it's just, shopkeeper, do you have any ghosts in your house! We can help you exorcise ghosts for free, if there are no ghosts in the house now, it doesn't matter, there will always be one in the future." You should treat us to a meal and don't charge for it, okay?. ”

Shopkeeper: "Phew" saliva sprayed on Tang Sanzang's face, "Only ghosts in your house do you have." I've seen a lot of people who cheat and cheat like this, and a few days ago there was a person who claimed to be an exorcist, and he didn't pay after eating, and said that God loves me. That's when I sent him to God. Boy, do you want to see the Buddha too?" After the shopkeeper finished speaking, eight tall and fat cooks appeared behind him, they were carrying kitchen knives and staring at the four of them viciously.

Sun Wukong stood up with a smile, shook his head, and clenched his fists. Tang Sanzang hurriedly shouted: "Wukong, don't hurt anyone." ”

Sun Wukong: "Rest assured, master, I'm just playing with them." Shopkeeper, can you lend us a musical instrument here? You see if this will work, we will sing a song here, and if the guests applaud us, we will pay for the meal with the money from the tip. ”

Shopkeeper: "What if no one gives a tip?"

Sun Wukong pointed to the shopkeeper: "Hmph! I see that you haven't heard the song of our Tang boy, so I ask you if you agree?"

The shopkeeper thought for a moment and shook his sleeves: "Okay." Sun Wukong took a guqin, pipa, and drum, and handed over the drum and guqin to Tang Sanzang and Sha Wujing respectively. Bajie hurriedly asked, "Senior brother, what about me?"

Sun Wukong: "You are responsible for singing." ”

Bajie: "What! I sing? Sing... I can't sing. ”

Sun Wukong smiled: "Just sing the "Me Like This" you wrote for Chang'e before." ”

Bajie: "When did I write a song?"

Sun Wukong: "Don't worry, you will remember when you hear the melody." Let's all be in place, just according to our usual rehearsals. ”

Bajie: "Practice? When did you practice behind my back? Why don't I know?" ”

Tang Sanzang rolled up his sleeves and set up a drum, Sha Wujing sat in front of the guqin elegantly and quietly, the whole restaurant was quiet, and the guests who went up and down the stairs came to watch.

Sun Wukong picked up the pipa and shook a toothpick: "Ready, Wang! Rabbit! King! Rabbit! Year old!"

(From the music, the linkage music "Such Me" can be heard in NetEase Cloud Music search, and it can be found by searching for the song title or independent musician Laimi Zimo)

When the music sounded, Bajie was stunned, saw the Tianhe in front of him, and saw Chang'e sitting by the Tianhe.

Bajie picked up a rolling pin and sang:

"I'm not called the Supreme Treasure, but I also think about it for ten thousand years

Who is it that is blinding me with a bald head?

The sand beard next to it has a heavy taste and is very salty for cooking

So is still my most dick AKA mortal eight precepts

Some people say that the purpose of traveling west is to find the practice of life

Please, the practice of the world is not the ultimate comprehension of feelings

The love of life is definitely not a disease-free moan

Don't think that you can wash away your past soul casually

Love needs little by little care

to taste the sweetest MSG among them

The chemistry between us is getting better and better

When I'm not around, I'm hiding from you

Regardless of its reincarnation of heaven and earth, we are forever young and never old

If we want to be happy, we have to be brave enough to make a fuss

Accompany you to all corners of the world to play and play

Along the way, I still insist that the most beautiful thing in the world is your smile

The nerves are so strange that the brain is boundless

That's who I am

Dare to love and hate until I don't know how to converge

That's who I am

Crying, laughing, and saying love

That's who I am

In the end, I didn't forget about you

That's what I am

Quietly in a daze by the Tianhe

That's who I am

For you to make mistakes, know how to work hard

That's who I am

When you're gone endlessly dazed

That's who I am

Unwilling to fall, wait for your return

That's what I am

The road without you is hard

But I said I was going to take you home

Simply be a fool again

I'm waiting for your answer

When Bajie finished singing, the audience fell into silence, followed by warm applause, the diners above were not happy enough, and began to smash bowls on the ground, and the female diners screamed, shaking chopsticks, wine bottles, socks or ashtrays in their hands.

The four of them were surrounded by everyone's cheers.