1. Chapter 1 I am Zhu Bajie

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"Patriarch, it's not good, it's not good. "A monster dressed in flowers and with a pig's head is running through the village.

"Xiaohua, didn't I tell you to be calm, you said that you are a girl, you make such a fuss when you encounter something, and you still look like a girl!"

"Patriarch, Brother Bajie has committed suicide again, you go over ・・・・・・" Before Xiaohua finished speaking, the patriarch's grandfather disappeared in front of her eyes, she looked at the direction of the patriarch's departure suspiciously: "Aren't you going to be calm!"

In a thatched house, Zhu Ganglie sighed. Why did I just cross over? But this look is too shabby, doesn't it mean that there are benefits after crossing?

He checked from head to foot, not even leg hair, but there was no benefit, and the lice found a few.

Of course, this is not the most terrible thing, the most terrible thing is the ugly face now, which is a human face, obviously a pig! Just now, in order to prove that he was not dreaming, he hit the wall fiercely, and as a result, he bleed all over his nose in pain.

What's even more speechless is that she suddenly broke into a woman wearing a flower dress and a pig's head like herself. It should be a banshee to be exact, just glancing at herself.

I was so scared that I ran out, am I so terrible, although I am not as handsome as in my previous life, but how can I say that I should be the most handsome in the eyes of you ugly pig demons!

"It's all crossing, why is the gap between this person and people so big! Could it be that I usually do too many good things?"

Fortunately, according to the remaining memories of this stupid pig demon, he learned that this world can be cultivated, which also gave him a little hope, at least in the future, if he succeeds in cultivation, he can still become a human.

"Grandson, my precious grandson, don't think about it. ”

"You're a grandson, and your whole family is a grandson. Zhu Ganglie was thinking about his future plans, but suddenly an old man with a pig's head came in, and he called himself grandson as soon as he opened his mouth.

Isn't this taking advantage of me, as a promising young man born in the 90s in the 21st century, can you take advantage of this advantage? If it weren't for the traditional virtue of respecting the old and loving the young, he would have done it a long time ago.

"Stinky boy, are you undersmoking again? Zhu Shiyi glared at Zhu Ganglie, if it weren't for the fact that this kid was in lovelorn, he would have taught him a lesson.

Listening to this tone, the relationship between this old monster and this body is not ordinary! It's a pity that I have inherited a little memory of this body, and I don't know this old monster at all.

It can't be his grandfather! I'll go, isn't that too ugly. "Who are you?"

"I'm ・・・・・・" The pig is eleven years old, and he is just such a grandson, and he will inherit the patriarch in the future.

He looked at the wall where he had been hit, then at the pool of blood on the ground, and then at his grandson's red and swollen nose. "It's over, I'm stupid. ”

"You're stupid, who are you?" Zhu Ganglie was a little impatient, he had just crossed over, and he hadn't sorted out a lot of things yet.

"I'm your grandfather! don't you remember?" Zhu Shiyi still had a little fantasy in his heart, after all, how could a fool inherit the position of patriarch.

Hearing this old monster say that it was his grandfather, Zhu Ganglie had an urge to hit the wall, even if he was ugly, he didn't expect that there would be such a grandfather who was uglier than himself, which made him see people in the future.

Seeing that his grandson didn't speak, Zhu Eleven was even more worried. "Bajie, I know you're uncomfortable, but don't look for death! There are so many beauties in my pig clan, you can find a few if you want to find a few, forget that slut!"

"What did you say?"

"I said you want to open a little bit, forget about that slut. ”

"It's not this sentence, it's the previous one. ”

"Oh, there are so many beauties in my pig clan・・・・・・"

"Again. ”

"The previous sentence?" Zhu Eleven was confused, and he didn't seem to say anything in front of him!

Zhu Ganglie's head is big, is this old monster too stupid. "What did I mean you just called me?"

"Bajie! What's wrong?"

"My name is Bajie, Zhu Bajie?" "I'll go, it's a bit!

However, this Bajie should not be the Zhu Bajie that he knows! It seems that the Zhu Bajie he knew in his previous life was the name he took when he met Tang Sanzang later!

It's okay, if it's that Zhu Bajie, it's better to be killed now. I didn't find a girlfriend in my previous life, and if I became a monk again in this life, it would be too embarrassing.

"Yes, you finally remembered that your name is Zhu Bajie, and you just scared me to death!" Zhu Shiyi breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, this grandson was not completely stupid. "Do you remember your name?"

"My name is Zhu Ganglie. ”

"It's okay, you remember your name is Pig Gang Guan. Pig Eleven was finally sure that the grandson hadn't been knocked and didn't know anything. "Bajie! There are many women in this place, the Gao family does not keep their promises, and sooner or later they will be accepted. ”

"Gao family?" Zhu Ganglie's head is big, how can this pop up a Gao family again, but he clearly remembers that this Zhu Bajie has an unclear relationship with Gao Cuilan of Gao Laozhuang.

Could it be that he has really become a pig, "The Gao family will not be in Gao Laozhuang!"

Zhu Shiyi thought that this bastard didn't remember the Gao family just now, and was thinking about not mentioning it to him, but he didn't think that this bastard still remembered.

It's all my fault, why do I raise my family if I have nothing to do, isn't this touching salt to my grandson's wounds. For this marriage that is about to be withdrawn, this bastard has committed suicide twenty-two times, and counting today, it should be twenty-three.

He was really afraid that his grandson wouldn't be able to think about it, otherwise the old pig family would become extinct. "Grandson, isn't it just a woman? With your handsome face, I'm afraid that no girl likes it, just our pig clan, as long as you open your mouth, which girl won't rush to marry you." ”

"It's over!" I can't figure out if I'm really Zhu Bajie, when I think of this result, he really doesn't want to live.

He thought carefully about how he crossed over, he mixed well in his hometown, and after graduating from college, he went home and opened a slaughterhouse, and the business was still very hot.

Originally, he didn't need to kill pigs, but that day he drank too much with a few classmates he hadn't seen for a few years, and somehow talked about killing pigs, and then he bragged that he had killed thousands of pigs.

But a few classmates didn't believe it! They said that they were so handsome that they dared to kill pigs! So they got angry and said that they would kill pigs in front of them, but after looking for a long time, they only found a pregnant sow.

In order to prove that he had killed a pig, he stabbed a knife into the sow's stomach, and the result was tragic, and when the knife just pierced the sow's stomach, a thunderbolt was blown on a sunny day.

He was unfortunately damned, and was struck by lightning and left with nothing but ashes. He thought he was dead, but he didn't expect to be struck by lightning into this world.

is also reborn in the body of Zhu Bajie after committing suicide, is this retribution? This is the so-called cycle of cause and effect?

But why is it okay for people to kill so many pigs, and they have been punished for killing pigs for the first time? Is there any reason for this?

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