"All the guns and crossbows of the Celestial Star have been prepared. "The heavenly general will report to the Tai Bai Xing.

Tai Bai Xing: "Listen to my command, prepare to launch, and be sure to eliminate the kidnappers at once." ”

The "obedient" general hurriedly flew back to the command platform and raised the flag. Millions of heavenly soldiers and tens of thousands of flint and stone tools are ready to go, and just waiting for an order can make the entire Lingxiao Treasure Hall come to naught.

Tai Bai Xing's eyes were fixed on the gate of the treasure hall, but the Ziwei Emperor and the Jade Emperor never came out. Seeing that it was almost time to execute the second plan, Tai Bai Xing slowly raised his hand, and just as he was about to give the order to fire, there was a sound of rushing and killing in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall.

A minute ago, in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, Lei Zhenzi ran to Tianpeng: "Marshal, what are we going to rush out and shout later?"

Tianpeng: "Huh, what are you shouting? ”

Erlang God Yang Jian: "If you shout kill, I'm afraid it's not appropriate." After all, it's all our people out there, and we can't kill them. ”

Li Jing, the king of Tota: "Yes, yes, yes, we have to discuss this carefully, and we have to shout with momentum." ”

The Djinn God slapped his strong chest and yelled to the side, "Ulla!"

All the immortals looked at him embarrassedly, and he looked at everyone in confusion: "What do you want me to do, this is what the group of guys who believe in Jesus in the north taught me." ”

Huang Long Zhenren stood up: "You fart! I just went there on a business trip before, and they shouted for the God, For the King." ”

Djinn God: "You can't even call a Ula, so what's your name?"

Yuan Shi Tianzun: "It's called Chong." ”

Nezha: "It's too earthy, I don't want it." ”

Tongtian Sect Master: "You post-90s immortals know fart, you can't get used to seeing this or that for a day, you have the ability to come up with one." ”

Clairvoyant jumped out with a song and a harmonious voice: "What's wrong with the post-90s immortals, the future is not for you old men." "Yes. Tianpeng is not a post-90s generation, kidnapping the Jade Emperor and reshaping justice, do you dare!"

The immortals on both sides began to quarrel, Sun Wukong smiled helplessly, and Tianpeng roared: "Enough!" The immortals quieted down.

Tian Peng slowly walked to the middle of the immortals and pulled out the holy sword: "We must unite for the sake of the alliance!"

Erlang God Yang Jian immediately raised his three-pointed two-edged knife and shouted: "For the alliance!"

The immortals' eyes instantly lit up, and they all raised their weapons and followed Tianpeng and shouted: "For the alliance!"

Tian Peng smiled at the corner of his mouth, and led all the immortals to rush out to the gate of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

"For the Alliance!" the shout shook the sky, and Tianpeng was the first to rush out of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, and when Tai Bai Xing was about to give the order to release the arrow, he was dumbfounded. Just behind Tiancang, all the immortals he was familiar with rushed out in black-clothed Xuanguan and silver armor.

Tai Bai Xing: "This... What's going on. ”

The heavenly general hurriedly asked, "Tai Bai Xing!"

The Heavenly Canopy and the immortals had already broken through the first line of defense, and the 100,000 Heavenly Soldiers were knocked to the ground.

Tai Bai Xing: "How come... How could it be...."

The heavenly general asked loudly: "Tai Bai Xing, they are about to break through, do you want to fight back?"

The platinum star fainted, and the heavens will run to take care of it. In this matter, Tianpeng and his party had broken through the siege of the heavenly soldiers, flew in the direction of Tianhe, and soon disappeared without a trace.

The Heavenly General looked around helplessly, the empty Lingxiao Treasure Hall, the wails of the injured 100,000 Heavenly Soldiers, and the fainting Tai Bai Xing. The heavenly general ordered: "Withdraw the troops and take the wounded soldiers to heal." ”

"Smack!" two delicate, white hands slammed into a table covered with white cloth.

Tang Sanzang panted: "Official, I... I'm going to report it, my apprentice is missing. ”

Two uniformed Tianzhu officers and soldiers sat on the table, and one of them took out a piece of paper and handed it to Tang Sanzang: "Fill in the form first." ”

Tang Sanzang: "Hah, when is it, still fill out the form." I suspect that my apprentice has been trafficked. ”

Officers and Soldiers 1: "Immortal Jump?"

Tang Sanzang: "I don't know, it shouldn't be." ”

Officer 2: "How long have you been missing?"

Tang Sanzang: "It's been three hours, and he has never left me for more than fifteen minutes. ”

Officers and Soldiers 2: "It takes more than 72 hours to report the case." ”

Tang Sanzang: "How can this be! Seventy-two hours, the bones are cold, please help me find it, he is very important to me." ”

The officers and soldiers looked at Tang Sanzang with disgust and coughed: "You have a very close relationship, let me explain first, Tianzhu cannot allow homosexuality." ”

Tang Sanzang smiled awkwardly: "Hahaha, you guys think too much, how can I like that kind of bearded man, the horse I like is outside." ”

The officers and soldiers choked on saliva and coughed continuously: "Cough cough, cough cough, sir, bestiality is not allowed." ”

Tang Sanzang: "She's not a beast, she's... She was.... Eh, how can I explain it to you? Let's find my apprentice first, find him first. ”

Officers and Soldiers 1 and 2 looked at each other helplessly.

By the celestial river, the Queen Mother is visiting the celestial river with Zeus, Hera, Odin, Saul, Jesus, Yahweh, the Virgin Mary, Osiris and the sun god.

Zeus: "Tianhe is so beautiful, and the people who can live here must be the happiest in the world." ”

Hera took Zeus in her arms: "I don't know why, I can feel a sincere love here." ”

Jesus: "Oh my God, if only the Last Supper could be painted here." ”

Jehovah: "Think beautifully." Leonardo da Vinci wasn't born yet. ”

The Virgin Mary picked a blue star and asked, "Queen Mother, may I give this to me?" I would like to make it into a heart of the sea, and give it to my dear subject Jack and Rose, and wish them a wonderful love." ”

The Queen Mother smiled: "Of course you can, you can take it if you like." The Queen Mother smiled and finished speaking, turned around with a disgusted mouth, and whispered to herself: "Bah, these broken immortals have become gods and still love and love, what is good about those mortals." They were born to be subordinate, and they were born to serve and fear the gods. ”

"!" Sun Wukong and Tianpeng shouted in unison, and one of them gave the Queen Mother a punch. The Queen Mother fell to the ground with two black circles under her eyes, and the foreign immortal gate panicked, but was soon detained by Erlang God Yang Jian and them.

Sun Wukong: "Phew! I still expect mortals to respect you for your virtue." ”

Tianpeng looked at the Queen Mother and shook her head: "Hey, this old fool." ”

Odin and Thor struggled to resist and scolded: "You let me go, if you want to fight or kill, let us die in a dignified battle." ”

Jesus: "Oh my God, why do you use swords and guns? ”

Tianpeng signaled to let go of the Western Immortals, but before he let go of Thor he flicked his hammer and flew over to Tianpeng. The canopy was in a good way, but it was knocked out of the way.

Canopy: "Stop! I don't want to fight you." ”

Thor: "It's late. Thor raised his hammer and gathered the power of lightning to slash at the canopy, which held the lightning in one hand and pushed it towards Thor with force, and the lightning bounced off Thor and struck Thor and Thor fell down in smoke.

He gritted his teeth and slowly got up: "How is it possible!" Thor clenched the hammer again and was blocked by Odin: "Stop!

Tianpeng came to Thor and stretched out his hand to pull him: "Sorry, I didn't mean to, please listen to my explanation, okay?"

Thor disdainfully got to his feet. Tian Peng told the Western gods what had happened.

Zeus jumped out excitedly: "I have long been displeased with that group of Indians, and they are forced to hang up twice a day." ”

Jesus: "Oh my God, why are you so violent, can't you speak well? ”

Jehovah gave Jesus a slap: "And your sister, I will just say one word, hit!"

Odin: "Not long ago, the Buddha Realm sent people to our country's border to stay for more than a month, and I was on fire at that time, if I wasn't busy dealing with the Ice Demon Clan, I would have cleaned them up a long time ago." This marshal, I, Odin, am willing to lead the Nordic forces against the Buddha realm. ”

Jehovah led Jesus forward: "We are willing, and the knights of the Western heavenly realm are willing to serve you." ”

Odin raised his hands: "I, I, and my Greek gods, are willing to go to war with the Buddha and kill these Indian gods." ”

Osiris lowered his head: "We refuse to go to war, everyone is a god, once the Buddha realm is destroyed, the world will lose its balance, and the demon race will take the opportunity to come back, and then I am afraid it will be the end of the world." ”

Tian Peng: "This immortal, you misunderstood. We didn't say we were going to kill the Buddhas, we were just going to teach them a lesson.

Sun Wukong: "That's right, let them not think that they can control everything in the world, and don't think that curry is the most awesome thing in the world." ”

Osiris: "Sun God, what do you mean?"

Sun God: "If it's just a fight, I'm still willing." Why should God interfere with other people's love, this is dictatorship, this is fascism!"

Li Jing, the king of Tota: "Who is the fascist?"

Sun God: "You'll know in a few hundred years." ”

Hera took the Virgin Mary's hand: "We don't say what is unjust, but it is an unforgivable sin to break up the love of others." We join. ”

Tianpeng smiled and looked at Sun Wukong, who gave a thumbs up.

"Queen Mother, Queen Mother, what's wrong with you?" the Jade Emperor woke up and hurriedly crawled over to pick up the Queen Mother with black circles.

Emperor Ziwei's amiable past: "Jade Emperor, are you awake?"

Jade Emperor: "Ziwei, the deity loves you the most, hurry up, hurry up and arrest this group of rebellious immortals." ”

Zeus: "Hey, old friend of the Jade Emperor, long time no see." ”

The Jade Emperor was a little embarrassed when he saw that the Western immortals were here: "You... You're there too. ”

Jehovah walked over and crouched down in his slippers: "I didn't say you, why don't you give people a good love?"

Jade Emperor: "Hmph, love is intoxicating, it will lower a person's cultivation, without the accumulation of cultivation, how can we fight against the demons." ”

Odin: "Are you afraid that you won't be able to fight the demons, or are you afraid of losing your current happy life?"

The Jade Emperor was silent without speaking. Odin: "Love is the source of happiness in the world, if everyone can't get unhappiness and don't have what they cherish, then who is willing to sacrifice themselves to fight bravely?"

Jade Emperor: "Then Jehovah also said that all people have sins and must atone for their sins." ”

Jehovah: "I say so, but I don't forbid people to fall in love." Moreover, I emphasize loyalty to one's partner, unlike some people who go around planting "the Lord squinting his eyes at Zeus."

Zeus was unconvinced and irritable and said, "Lao Tzu is so jealous!"

The sun god stretched out his hand: "Jade Emperor, are you willing to help us fight against the Buddha Realm together?"

The Jade Emperor hesitated, and the Queen Mother woke up: "No! The old lady disagrees, how much tribute the Buddha Realm promised to give us, it is all things that can be seen and touched, and fools don't want it." ”

Jade Emperor: "But... Fools live the happiest lives, don't they?" the Jade Emperor threw the Queen Mother to the ground, and stood up with the sun god in his hand.

Jade Emperor: "I don't want to be inferior to those Buddhas anymore, if it wasn't for your happiness before, why would I do these things." But now, I want to do my own thing, Buddha realm!!, right?