Chapter 14 Dedication to the County Guard
"Li Xiang, where are you fragrant?" Xu Yi frowned.
Li Xiang looked at Luo Ming and said, "Sister Luo, don't you care about your man's stinky mouth?"
Luo Ming glared back at Xu Yi, and Xu Yi hurriedly said, "Okay, no matter where you are fragrant, what do you want to do?"
Li Xiang glanced at him and said slowly: "This time, I and Captain Chengxu came to Luohe Village, just to refuse to accept the conscription order last time. In fact, yesterday Cheng Xu Duwei and I went to Luohe Village 30 miles away, and I asked him to come to Luohe Village this morning, and I went into the village to investigate. I want to see if Luohe Village has received any orders first!"
Xu Yi suddenly realized: "I see, you went to the village alone and found my house, so you first came to secretly observe whether I, the village chief, escaped, but unfortunately let you see what happened this morning." ”
Li Xiang covered her nose and said, "When I first saw you, you were scraping the soil from the latrine and it stinked to death. ”
Xu Yi nodded and said seriously: "Yes, that thing stinks to death, it's not suitable for little girls to play, I'll make an electric lollipop for you to play with another day." ”
Li Xiang didn't know what an electric lollipop was, and frowned: "I don't want it, I just want something that will explode and make a sound." ”
Luo Ming interjected and asked, "What are you going to do?"
Li Xiang said: "I am the inspector of Donghai City, and in addition to supervising the laws and regulations, I am also responsible for checking talents and collecting new things for the county guard. I think that thing made by your man is very powerful and useful, and I want to dedicate it to my father. ”
Xu Yi slapped his thigh when he heard this and said, "Hey, why didn't you say it earlier, you said it was dedicated to Lord County Shou, why don't we offer it with both hands?"
Luo Ming's eyes widened, Li Xiang was also stunned, Xu Yi said: "That thing is called gunpowder, please Miss Li Xiang to my house, I will make a few gunpowder samples, and then write out the gunpowder formula and production method, so that Miss Li Xiang can take it back and present it to the county guard." ”
Li Xiang didn't adapt to Xu Yi's transformation for a while, and asked blankly, "Are you serious?"
Xu Yi laughed and said, "Naturally, it's true, please, Miss Li." At that moment, Xu Yi made a gesture of please, and Li Xiang was not afraid of what tricks Xu Yi would play, so she followed the two to Xu Yi's house.
Back at home, Xu Yi asked Luo Ming to accompany Li Xiang to serve tea in the living room, and he turned around and went to the backyard to tinker with gunpowder.
The two beauties in the hall, one big and one small, stared at each other, and they didn't have anything to say at first, but in the end, Li Xiang spoke first.
"Miss Luo, you and Village Chief Xu just got married?" Li Xiang found a conversation.
"Yes, I only got married the day before yesterday. Luo Ming replied casually.
Li Xiang pursed her lips and said, "I also heard what Village Chief Xu said when he received the order this morning, do you really want to accompany him to participate in the expedition?"
Luo Ming nodded heavily and said, "Yes, my husband and wife live and die together." ”
Li Xiang was a little moved, and sighed: "I can't imagine that there are such affectionate couples in this world, it's really touching." ”
Luo Ming was slightly ashamed, the so-called life and death of the two were pretended, and they could deceive others but not themselves.
Li Xiang said again: "Village Chief Xu's writing is very good, the love words and love poems he said in public in the morning are very meaningful, Miss Luo, you are very blessed." ”
Luo Ming snorted and said, "His last sentence can make you very happy, but the next sentence can make you angry to death." ”
Li Xiang was also very touched: "Yes, he is also very good at telling lies, and he lied to me just now that there was a flying saucer, which almost made him run away." ”
Luo Ming nodded and said, "That's it, he's like this, he hasn't been in shape all day long, and I don't know which of his words is true and which is false." ”
"Yes, and what electric lollipop you lied to me just now, it must have lied to me, what is electric ......"
The two women seemed to have found a common language, and it gradually became a forum for Xu Yi to apply together.
A few hours later, the sun was already in the west, Xu Yi came to the front of the hall with a bag of things, but saw that the two women were looking at him with hateful eyes. What's going on? After only a short period of time, it has become a united front? The atmosphere is not right, and there is little gossip.
"Sister Li, this is a cannon I made with gunpowder, it's very loud and powerful. Xu Yi opened the bag and took out the finished firecrackers, all of which were simple firecrackers made with bamboo pipes the thickness of his thumb.
Li Xiang said suspiciously: "You try to show me." ”
Xu Yi nodded, the three of them came to the courtyard, Xu Yi lit a firecracker and threw it out, and sure enough, after a crisp sound, the firecracker exploded, and bamboo chips flew.
Li Xiang frowned and said, "Why isn't it as earth-shattering as in the morning?"
Xu Yi said with a smile: "Put a lot of medicine in the morning, and use a few more if you want to be powerful." At that moment, Xu Yi took more than a dozen firecrackers and tied them together, then wrapped the fuses together and lit them, and then threw them out, and sure enough, there was a loud noise, much more powerful than just now.
A gust of wind blew, Li Xiang smelled the smell of gunpowder again, nodded and said, "Well, that's the smell, I also smelled it in the morning, it seems that you didn't lie to me." Where's the recipe?"
Xu Yi spread his hands and said: "I don't know much literacy, go into the house, I'll dictate, how about you write it?" He can only read traditional Chinese characters but can't write them, if he writes simplified Chinese characters, I'm afraid that there will be complications again.
Li Xiang nodded, Xu Yi was born as a gangster, and her background was already clear, and it was reasonable that she didn't have much literacy.
When the three of them returned to the house, Luo Ming took pens, ink, paper, and inkstones, and Xu Yi dictated: "Two taels ......of sulfur, two taels of nitrate, three and a half coins of grass and wood ash" After living in the other world for many days, Xu Yi found that everything in the other world is almost the same as that of ancient China, and weights and measures are the same.
The formula of gunpowder is very simple, but the ratio of the three main ingredients dictated by Xu Yi is not the optimal ratio of black powder, and the gunpowder made by this formula can be used as firecrackers and fireworks at best.
Li Xiang didn't know that after writing it solemnly, and then for fear that Xu Yi would deceive him, he asked him to repeat it a few times, all of which were the same, and Li Xiang believed that he was not talking nonsense.
After hiding the gunpowder formula close to his body, Li Xiang took the pack of firecrackers again, and prepared to leave.
Xu Yi said: "Miss Li, you have to be careful, this gunpowder can't see a little spark, if it is too hot, it may spontaneously ignite and explode, be careful." And remember to get wet, if you get wet, it won't blow up. Li Xiang snorted and remembered it all in his heart.
Xu Yi and Luo Ming sent Li Xiang outside the hospital, and Xu Yi said very sincerely: "I dedicated this gunpowder to Lord County Shou, and I also asked Miss Li to say a few kind words in front of Lord County Shou after she went back, and in a month, my husband and wife will visit Donghai City." ”
Li Xiang took the thing like this, and was a little embarrassed, so he took a piece of jade and handed it over: "You take this piece of jade, and when your husband and wife arrive in Donghai City, even if you take this jade to the county guard to find me, I will report your affairs to my father first." ”
Xu Yi and Luo Ming were both overjoyed and thanked together.
Li Xiang instructed again: "You remember, since you have dedicated this gunpowder to my county guard, naturally you can't let others know about it, and your husband and wife must not leak out about the gunpowder, otherwise my county guard will not give up!"
Xu Yi and Luo Ming glanced at each other, and they both wanted to leak out, if you hadn't overheard it, only the two of them would know in the world.
After saying goodbye to Xu Yi and Luo Ming, Li Xiang took his own way out of the village, went to meet Cheng Xu outside the village, and returned to Donghai City.
Sending Li Xiang away, the husband and wife returned to the house, Xu Yi sneakily closed the door, Luo Ming sighed and said: "You can make a decision immediately, give her the gunpowder formula, the gunpowder is so powerful, it is unique to the county guard, and it can also make the county guard feel at ease." You and I don't have high spiritual power, and it will always be difficult to keep this great treasure of gunpowder. ”
Xu Yi looked around, and after confirming that there was no one, he returned to Luo Ming and whispered: "Am I that stupid? The recipe I gave her is the worst one, so she can only make firecrackers and listen to them, or make fireworks and watch fireworks at night or something, which is not too lethal." ”
Luo Mingqi said: "It's all the same thing, how can there be such a big difference?
Xu Yi nodded and said: "Exactly, according to the different proportions, there are formulas of gunpowder that burn violently, formulas with strong explosive power, and formulas that are suitable for pushing and ejection, and there are always hundreds of them." ”
Luo Ming was stunned when he heard this: "There are hundreds?"
Xu Yi said with a smile: "That's nature, in addition to gunpowder, there are also more powerful smokeless gunpowder, yellow gunpowder, explosives and so on." That little girl thought she would just take the gunpowder recipe? ”
Luo Ming was speechless, what was in this guy's head.
"Daughter-in-law, starting tomorrow, you and I will go into the mountains to find materials, and I will try to make more explosives in a month's time, these things may be life-saving things for both of us. ”
Luo Ming frowned and said, "I don't understand." ”
Xu Yi said: "It's okay, you just need to take care of the wind for me, but don't be like today, you don't know if you're being followed and eavesdropped." ”
"Well, okay. ”
"It's getting late, daughter-in-law, I'm hungry. "After a messy afternoon, I haven't eaten yet, Xu Yi is really hungry.
At that moment, Luo Ming went to cook, and it was good to have a virtuous wife. After eating, Luo Ming still boiled hot water for Xu Yi to take a bath, although the two were not in the same bed, Luo Ming said that he slept in the same room and couldn't stand the smell of Xu Yi's sweat, so he forced Xu Yi to take a bath.
Once again, they were in the same room and slept in separate beds. Xu Yi was tired for a day, and he wanted to sleep early, but in a blink of an eye, he saw Luo Ming crawling on the side of the bed, staring at him with a pair of beautiful eyes, as if he was expecting something.
"Daughter-in-law, what's wrong?" Xu Yi's heart was hot, could it be that the little lady was moved by true emotions and wanted to share the same bed?
"Xu Yi, I want to hear you continue to tell the story of "The Condor Heroes". Luo Ming looked at it with a blank eye.
"Huh? You're looking forward to this. Xu Yi was very disappointed.
"Okay. "Luo Ming is still coquettish?
Xu Yi couldn't bear it a little, but when he saw the beauty pleading, it was impossible to be indifferent, but he couldn't do a loss-making business.
"If you let me kiss it, I'll tell you. Xu Yi said ill-willedly.
Luo Ming shook her red lips lightly, and finally hummed softly, as thin as a mosquito, almost inaudible.
Xu Yi was overjoyed, and hurriedly walked to the side of the bed and said, "Has the condensation technique been discharged?"
Luo Ming nodded, her cheeks flushed, and she couldn't look up in shame, so she closed her eyes. Xu Yi was not polite, stretched out his mouth and kissed on the lips. didn't want to kiss it, Luo Ming shrank her head, but kissed Luo Ming on the forehead.
"Ah, no, you cheat, I'm going to kiss you!" Xu Yi was very annoyed, and Luo Ming would also cheat.
Luo Ming said with a smile: "I don't care, you have already kissed, hurry up and tell the story." ”
Xu Yi snorted and thought to himself: "The coming days are long, there are still many stories in my stomach, tell stories and kiss them every night, I don't believe that I can't take you within a month." ”
At that moment, Xu Yi slept under the bed and began to tell the story, Luo Ming listened quietly, and the two of them felt each other's breath like this, the moonlight was so soft, and the night was so quiet......