Chapter 36: The Madman Couple
Sha Wujing looked panicked and ran frantically in the jungle, and the tiger walked out of the grass tiredly, looking listless and very tired. Sha Wujing shouted: "Second Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother!" No one responded, and Sha Wujing ran forward quickly.
Just when Sha Wujing was anxious and at a loss, he saw the tiger, so he ran over happily. The tiger was about to take a nap, but was frightened by the sudden appearance of the guy in front of him, and the tiger stood up, looking as if he had surrendered, and looked up and down what the guy was going to do.
Sha Wujing shouted excitedly: "Have you ever seen a pig, and a horse?"
Sha Wujing saw the tiger as if he had seen a relative, his face was full of happiness and happiness, he grinned widely, his eyes were shining, and he looked at the tiger expectantly. The tiger looked at him embarrassedly, pointed in the direction of the lake with his paws, and Sha Wujing bowed: "Thank you." "It's gone.
The tiger thought back to many things that had happened today, and always met some abnormal people, so he sighed helplessly and returned to the cave, and soon walked out of the cave with a package written on it. The tiger tiredly carved a row of words at the mouth of the cave: "Hole for resale, finely decorated, with a full set of furniture." Then he picked up the package and left.
Sha Wujing ran to the river, anxiously looking for the two, there was a familiar belly among the grass in the distance, Sha Wujing hurriedly said: "That kind of rounded amplitude, and smooth skin, it's the second senior brother!" Sha Wujing hurriedly ran to the lake and shouted to the opposite side: "Second senior brother, it's not good!"
Bajie and Bailongma heard the sound and got up to investigate, and saw Sha Wujing, who was jumping and screaming on the other side of the lake.
White Dragon Horse: "It's the third senior brother." ”
Bajie: "It must be the master who asked him to come to us, let's go back to eat." ”
Sha Wujing: "Second senior brother, something happened." ”
Bajie replied loudly: "What?
Sha Wujing: "No, it's an accident!"
Bajie: "I know how to eat, what to eat?"
Bai Longma: "Second Senior Brother, it's not a meal, it's an accident." ”
Bajie said to Bailongma: "Hey, this senior brother Sha, his speech is slurred." White Dragon Horse: "It's obviously your pig ears, I don't understand." ”
Sha Wujing: "Second senior brother, senior brother wants to kill the master." ”
Bajie said to Bailongma: "Eh, isn't it just such a big fart." It's not once or twice that the senior brother wants to kill the master, not to mention that the monkey has a tight spell, so he can't help the master. ”
Sha Wujing: "Second Senior Brother, hurry up and go back with me to save the master." ”
Bajie: "Hey, there's really no way to take the third junior brother, little white dragon, do you know the way back?"
White Dragon Horse: "You know, you think I'm a pig." ”
Bajie: "You all day long talk about pigs, what's wrong with pigs, pigs dug your ancestral grave or robbed your children." ”
White Dragon Horse: "Okay, I'm kidding you." Hurry up and go back with the third senior brother first, and I'll be back in a while." ”
Bajie: "Okay, then you pay attention to safety." "I carried the nine-tooth nail rake and left.
Bajie and Sha Wujing returned to the top of the mountain and found that there was no one on the mountain.
Sha Wujing was anxious: "Second senior brother, the master is gone." Where's the master?"
Bajie: "You ask me, who do I ask? What was the situation just now, why did the senior brother kill the master again." ”
Sha Wujing entered the memory, on the edge of the cliff, Sun Wukong put the golden hoop stick on Tang Sanzang's shoulder, murderous, Tang Sanzang looked at Sun Wukong behind him with a sideways face.
Tang Sanzang thought to himself: "At that time, the distance between me and him was five meters and five centimeters, and in less than five minutes of a pillar of incense, I made a decision, I saw that he was murderous and domineering, so I decided to talk to him." ”
Sun Wukong thought to himself: "At that time, I was two meters and two centimeters away from this dead bald head, but in less than nine minutes of a pillar of incense, I made a lifelong decision, since I am very angry now, this bald head said that he wanted to talk to me, so I decided to kill him." ”
Sha Wujing stood aside and looked at it and thought: "At that time, my mood was so chaotic that I didn't know how far away I was from them, and I didn't even need to light the incense, I smelled the murderous aura between them, so I made a decision, today's breakfast must be made lighter." ”
Bajie: "Wait a minute, what does this have to do with the disappearance of the master?"
Sha Wujing: "Second Senior Brother, listen to me, when I came back from washing the dishes, I saw the senior brother holding the Tightening Spell in his hand, and the master fell to the ground. I was so frightened that I came to you. ”
Bajie: "You said that the monkey is holding the hoop spell in his hand?" Bajie pondered: "It's weird, how did he take off the hoop spell." ”
Sha Wujing: "Second Senior Brother, the master is not here, does it mean that the master and the senior brother have left by themselves?"
Bajie shook his head and patted Sha Wujing's shoulder: "Senior brother, senior brother doesn't know if I should tell you something, I said don't be sad." From what I know about the monkey, it is likely that he killed people and dumped corpses, so Master should be lying under this cliff now. And I'm now 300 percent sure that the master is dead. ”
Sha Wujing cried sadly when he heard this, he hugged Bajie, and rubbed his tears and snot on Bajie's body together.
Bajie: "Hey, hey, I just said that there is a 30% probability that the master is dead, and I didn't say that the master is completely dead, right? Okay, okay, let's go around now, and we'll cry when we find the master's body, good boy." ”
Bajie and Sha Wujing came to the bottom of the cliff to search for a long time, but they didn't see Tang Sanzang's body. Bajie leaned against the tree and sat down tiredly: "Where did you say the master went? Could it be that the senior brother hid the body after killing someone! If he said that, I can now be sure that the probability of the master's death is 50 percent." ”
Sha Wujing cried sadly again when he heard this, he hugged Bajie, and rubbed his tears and snot on Bajie's body together.
Bajie disliked: "Eh, stop, stop, why do bearded men cry every day, I didn't say that the master is really dead, let's go, go back and look for it." ”
Bajie and Sha Wujing continued to walk, and in the afternoon they found a family that was smoking and seemed to be cooking.
Bajie was puzzled: "It's strange, how can there be people living here in this barren mountains and mountains, Wujing, follow me." ”
When the two came to the door, Sha Wujing saw a pool of blood on the ground, and hurriedly pointed it to Bajie, who thought for a while and knocked on the door with a nine-tooth nail rake.
When the door opened, I saw a middle-aged woman with a strange look, an unusually bright smile, missing a few teeth, freckles, a stubble, and a red cheek painting, Bajie and Sha Wujing were so frightened that they jumped back.
Bajie: "Wow, are you a human or a ghost?"
The woman looked at Bajie and Sha Wujing and was stunned for a while, and then said with a smile: "Yo, why is this little brother so humorous, of course he is a human, where did the ghost come from in this broad daylight." ”
Sha Wujing: "Second Senior Brother, I think she is telling the truth. ”
Bajie: "Why?"
Sha Wujing: "Look at her appearance, she is obviously more terrifying than a ghost, and she is definitely not a ghost." ”
The woman came to Sha Wujing's side with a smile and put her hand on Wujing's shoulder: "Eh, it's still the bearded brother who has vision, it's really funny." The woman tried to hide her smile with a translucent scarf.
Sha Wujing: "Hey, I didn't praise you!"
The woman was very happy and hammered Sha Wujing: "I hate it, you say that people are going to be shy." Where are you from? We haven't eaten yet, but we are cooking, so let's come in and eat together. "Saying that my woman forcibly pulled Sha Wujing into the house, Bajie looked at it vigilantly, and followed into the house.
The room was not as dark as expected, the old wooden tables and chairs were neatly arranged, the beds were stacked neatly and neatly, and there was a fire burning under the stove, steaming, and I didn't know what was boiling in the pot.
The woman smiled: "Please sit casually, the house is a little simpler, but this is the most popular simple style decoration." You sit down first, and I'll go and call my husband to greet you. After saying that, the woman twisted and walked out, and secretly threw a wink at Sha Wujing before going out.
Bajie: "Senior brother, be ready to copy the guy at any time, something is not right here." ”
Sha Wujing: "I think it's okay, it's just that she just had that wink, and I want to vomit." ”
Bajie: "You are stupid, this woman is crazy and very suspicious, and secondly, she didn't feel scared when she saw us, and took the initiative to invite us in for dinner. ”
The woman laughed as she pulled a lame rough man into the room, the big man had acne on his face, he was also missing a few teeth, his eyes were big and small, and his Mediterranean hairstyle was very conspicuous. He walked in with a knife in one hand and a trail of blood on it, and a ring in the other.
Bajie motioned to Sha Wujing, and the two kicked over the table to show off their weapons, and took a pose to prepare for a battle. But the women and men were very happy when they saw it, and hurriedly clapped their hands and cheered.
Woman: "Eh, I can't imagine that the two distinguished guests are still entertainers, why are you so polite, we invite you to a meal and you still have to perform in return?"
The man smiled strangely: "Hey, hey, that's it, don't be so polite, you two, sit down, I'll bring the meat to the pot in a while." ”
Bajie and Sha Wujing looked very embarrassed when they heard the husband and wife say this, and suddenly Sha Wujing shouted, pointing to the ring in the man's hand and handing it over: "Second senior brother, look! It's the senior brother's tight spell!"
Bajie looked shocked, it was really a tight spell! Bajie looked very nervous, and thought: "Why is the tight spell in the hands of this husband and wife? Could it be that they stewed the senior brother??? it is terrible to my God." ”