Chapter 8: Past and Present Lives

The four masters and apprentices who learned the scriptures from the west followed the king to the palace. The king gave a banquet for four people, and the princess accompanied him. Tang Sanzang, Sun Wukong, and Sha Wujing were happily eating there, and Bajie seemed to have something on his mind, and looked in the direction of the princess from time to time.

Sun Wukong noticed it and leaned into Bajie's ear: "Dead fat man, I said that you are feeling good again? ”

Bajie: "You fart, when am I horny again." I just think she's familiar, brother, don't you think?"

Sun Wukong looked at the princess, and then looked at the princess with fiery eyes: "I don't know, I don't remember." Pay attention to yourself, this is Heiyao Country, I can't stop people from killing you, hehe. "Sun Wukong returned to the throne.

Bajie unhappily took a bite of steamed buns: "Dead monkey, if you can't speak, you will curse me to death in one day." ”

The king raised his glass: "Friends from the Tang Dynasty, today is really a misunderstanding, just because my country is at war with the Black Chicken Country, you are dressed in strange clothes, so you mistakenly think that you are a spy of the enemy country." This king will use this glass of wine to accompany everyone. ”

Tang Sanzang picked up the bowl in front of him: "The king, you are joking, the monks can't drink, so let the poor monk use water to salute the king, and wish Heiyao a smooth wind and rain, and the people live and work in peace and contentment." The two of them finished drinking. Tang Sanzang: "Great King, don't blame the poor monk for being verbose and troublesome, dare to ask why Hei Yaoguo is at war with Wuji Country?"

The king was thrown casually: "Hmph, when I talk about this king, I get angry." There are few small people in our country, and the soldiers of the black chicken country are strong and strong, so every year our country sends tribute to them in order to seek peace. One day, the king of Wuji suddenly fell in love with my daughter and said that he wanted me to give her as a tribute. Who doesn't know that the king of Wuji Country is lustful by nature, has many concubines around him, and is easily bored. The woman he was tired of playing with either killed or sold. How could I bear to send my daughter to be toyed with by that beast? ”

Tang Sanzang glanced in the direction of the princess, the princess has an elegant temperament, ice muscles and jade bones, although she is only 16 years old, her facial features are exquisite, and her sweet dimples have proved that she will be a peerless beauty in the future. Tang Sanzang sighed helplessly, shook his head, and lifted the water to drink.

Bajie suddenly slapped the table hard, "snap !!"

Tang Sanzang was so frightened that he almost choked to death, coughing constantly, and Sha Wujing hurriedly went to take care of his master.

Bajie: "It's so hateful, this scum must not be let go." ”

The princess looked curiously at the screaming pig. Tang Sanzang learned Bajie to slap the table with his hand: "Smack~ (a small sound, just like fighting mosquitoes)" "Oh, it hurts, it hurts." Tang Sanzang covered his hands.

King: "Holy monk, be careful, this is a marble table, very hard. ”

Bajie walked to attend, walked forward to salute, and said seriously: "King, the king of Wuji Country is dissolute and loves freedom, acts willfully and recklessly, and harms the people. I can't stand waiting for the monks, and the master teaches us to purify sentient beings on weekdays, so I am willing to clean him up and eliminate harm for the people. In addition, please rest assured that I will protect the princess. ”

The king was overjoyed: "The holy monk is so enthusiastic!

Tang Sanzang hurriedly ran out: "Bajie, are you complaining, are you confused." ”

Bajie: "Master, I don't have a fever!ah!ah!" Tang Sanzang twisted his fat with one hand and quietly twisted Bajie's fat.

Tang Sanzang bowed to the king: "King, this pig has just been drunk and talking nonsense, about cleaning up the king of the Wuji Kingdom, please don't take it to heart." Tang Sanzang gave Sun Wukong a look, but Sun Wukong pretended not to see it and continued to eat bananas.

Tang Sanzang signaled Sha Wujing again, and Sha Wujing hurriedly ran out. Xing saluted and bowed: "King, my second senior brother's water volume is not good, and the water degree of your country is too high, it is easy to get up, I see that he has just drunk a few big bowls, and he must be drunk now." So please don't take it to heart. ”

Tang Sanzang leaned into Sha Wujing's ear: "Wujing, it's the first time for the teacher to find that you are so thick-skinned, and in broad daylight, you dare to say this kind of nonsense." ”

The princess suddenly stood up and asked, "Are you really willing to protect me?"

Bajie looked at the princess affectionately, and the princess looked at Bajie seriously, and the two looked at each other for a long time. Suddenly, Bajie was in a trance in front of him, as if he had returned to heaven.

Chang'e was wearing that pale yellow dress and screamed on the table, coquettish: "Brother Tianpeng, can you take me out for a walk, it's been a year, facing Tianhe every day, I'm so bored." ”

Canopy walked through the door in a humanoid shape and sat down on the other side of the table: "Hmm.... Where do you want to go?"

Chang'e: "Take me to the human world to play, I haven't eaten snacks from my hometown for a long time, I really want to." I don't know what happened to my hometown. ”

Canopy: "No.... No... No way. Go to the mortal world... Have to... Pass... Nantianmen, only... Take... Get... Edict... The edict can be passed. ”

Chang'e: "Hey, it's annoying. What's so good about being a fairy. Chang'e looked at the canopy on the table and smiled: "Hehe, but it's good to be an immortal, the Jade Emperor specially assigned such a handsome guy to take care of me." Tian Peng didn't speak, I have to say that it takes natural qualifications to turn into a human form, as long as you know the magic formula, every immortal can turn into a human form, but most of the immortals are ugly when they turn into a human form, so they would rather keep their appearance and go to the mortal world. Moreover, in the heavenly court, the still immortals appeared in human form, saying that the mortal image would lower the forced character of the heavenly court, so once it was discovered, it was a heavy punishment for entering the mortal world. Although Tianpeng is tall, with three heads and six arms and a strange appearance, who would have known that he would be so handsome and handsome in human form, and his appearance is enough to represent the entire heavenly court.

Chang'e: "Why don't we go and play with Sun Dasheng, we haven't seen him for a long time, I don't know how he is doing at the Divine Horse Farm?" Didn't he teach you the mantra of turning into a human form last time, let him teach you some fun spells this time, and then come back and teach me, okay?"

Sun Wukong's voice came from outside the door: "Who called my grandson?" Tiancang looked back, and there was a bright light outside the door, and there was a figure in the light, majestic, and the cloak fluttered in the wind.

Back to reality, the golden hoop stick stopped on Bajie's head. It turned out that it was Sun Wukong who knocked Bajie unconscious just now.

Sun Wukong: "King, what this fat man said is right, but we need to think about it again and give the king an answer early tomorrow morning." ”

King: "Okay, okay, come on, take the four holy monks back to the room to rest first." ”

Sun Wukong dragged Bajie and said lightly: "Go." Tang Sanzang hurriedly bowed and saluted: "Amitabha." He turned and ran out. Sha Wujing looked at Sun Wukong adoringly: "Senior brother, you are so handsome." Eh, wait for me" bow and catch up.

The king was reluctant: "The holy monk walks slowly." The princess looked at Bajie, who was knocked unconscious and dragged away, and said softly: "Thank you." ”