Chapter 6 The name of the illness is marriage
"What is this little girl doing with herself again?" Xu Yi felt strange in his heart, and couldn't help but be a little whimsical: "It won't be that you still want to marry me." ”
The vegetable insect was still barking at Luo Ming just now, but after being glared at by Luo Ming, he whimpered, turned around and walked with his tail between his legs, what a useless dog.
Xu Yi came to the edge of the fence and said with a smile on his face: "What, Miss Luo still wants to come and talk to me about marrying you?" Xu Yi just teased Luo Ming and asked casually.
I didn't want Luo Mingqiao to blush slightly, so she shook her red lips and said, "Yes, do you still want to marry me?"
Xu Yi held up a fence, almost fell down when he heard the words, and after hurriedly standing firm, he laughed dryly and said: "This fence has been in disrepair for a long time, it is really unstable!" Then he turned around and shouted: "Jiao Zha, repair the fence later." ”
Luo Ming's face was like frost: "Let me ask you, what are you gagging for?"
Xu Yi sighed, scratched his head and said: "My father told me since I was a child that beautiful women are not so easy to marry, and if you want to marry me, you won't still want to go on an expedition instead of me." ”
Luo Ming was very honest, and said with a wink: "Yes, I swore in front of my mother, so I must go." ”
Xu Yi touched his chin and shook his head: "I don't believe it, is she really your own mother? And even if you made an oath, you didn't swear with mantra, so if you really don't go, it's not a big deal. "I feel that this Luo Ming is not lightly ill, and she will not hesitate to marry someone for the sake of the expedition?
Luo Mingqiao's face was cold, and she said coldly: "If you dare to say that my mother is not, I will kill you!"
Xu Yi was startled by the cold light in Luo Ming's sister's eyes, a cold air rushed to his face, and he hurriedly laughed twice and said, "Okay, don't talk about your mother." I can't help it, if you go instead of me, the whole village of Luohe Village will not let me go. You see, if I go by myself, I will live until tomorrow spring, and if I don't go, in a few days you will receive a call-up order, and I will die, what do you say I will choose if you are you?"
Luo Ming's face softened slightly, nodded and said, "I know that you are difficult to ride a tiger, and I don't have to go in your place." If you wait for the conscription to come, you can take me with you, and I will marry you!"
Xu Yi sighed and said in surprise: "Can you still bring someone with you?"
Luo Ming didn't understand what the operation meant, but he still guessed it, and said very seriously: "There is a precedent for what I said, twenty years ago, there were two county lieutenants and his wife in Hexi County, the two of them were childhood sweethearts, and their love was stronger than Jinjian. In the end, this matter went to the county guard, and the county guard was also touched by the affection of the two, and finally agreed to the couple to go on the expedition together. Now I don't want to go in your place, as long as you promise to take my wife with you when the order comes. To participate in the expedition, you must be a spiritual person with spiritual power, and my spiritual power cultivation is very good. ”
Xu Yi frowned and said, "The exchange condition is that you marry me? Don't you have Xu Cheng?" I can see that he is still very nervous about you!"
Luo Ming's face was red and white for a while, and he gritted his teeth and said, "I can't care so much, do you agree?"
Xu Yi pretended to be obscene, looked Luo Ming up and down a few times, and finally stared at Luo Ming's chest, and said: "You are in such a hurry to marry me, it won't be that Xu Cheng has a big belly and is looking for me to take over ......"
Before the words fell, Luo Ming's face was like frost, and with a wave of his hand, the clear water by the stream was wrapped into a water arrow, which shot fiercely in his face, hitting Xu Yi to the ground, and the taste was as if he had been hit by a high-pressure water gun!
Xu Yi was stunned by the stream, and he was so wet that he fell to the ground and couldn't get up. Luo Ming jumped into the hospital lightly, and in a trance, she saw that she was actually carried into the hospital by a stream of water!
"I only used one percent of my spiritual power in this water absorption technique, and I will punish you with a small punishment!" After Luo Ming landed on the ground, he grabbed Xu Yi's placket fiercely, and said coldly: "This girl is still perfect, if you talk nonsense again, be careful that I will beat you into an idiot!"
Speaking of this, Luo Ming suddenly said to herself: "Yes, why didn't I think that I don't have to marry you, if I cripple you, no one will take the order, and then I will marry you, a waste person, and the same can take the order instead of you!"
Xu Yi shook his head, sobered up a little, and happened to hear the words, he was so frightened that he was frightened, only to see Luo Ming raise his hand and hurriedly shouted: "Miss Luo, I promise to marry you and take you on an expedition together! If you don't handle it well and beat me to death, then it will be the turn of the Chen family to take the order, and you will never have a chance to participate in the expedition again!"
Luo Ming's raised hand hesitated for a moment, and said with a slow smile: "No, I am very precise, don't worry, the pain will pass." ”
"Don't! If you hit me, I'll bite my tongue and kill myself!" Xu Yi was horrified, he met a crazy high-force girl, there was really no way!
Luo Ming finally put down his hand slowly, stared at Xu Yi and said, "You swear with the truth, I believe you!"
Under the obscenity of Luo Ming, Xu Yi swore with the truth for the second time in one day.
"Get ready tonight, come and marry me tomorrow!" Luo Ming clapped her little hands with satisfaction, turned around and floated away.
Xu Yi was wet and muddy, looking at Luo Ming's beautiful back in the distance, his heart was itching with hatred, and he secretly thought: "Why is this little girl so persistent, she must participate in the expedition? Is it really because of filial piety?"
was puzzled, and when he looked back, he saw Yin Xian and Jiao Za squatting under the eaves with two bowls of noodles watching, Xu Yi was suddenly furious, got up and said angrily: "You two are not righteous, your boss was beaten, and you actually hid to the side to watch!"
Yin Xian grinned dryly: "Boss, you immortals are fighting, we don't dare to help if we don't have spiritual power." ”
Jiao Za snorted twice and said strangely: "Boss, just now you promised Miss Luo that it would be over, and you have to beg for more beatings." ”
Xu Yi snorted, walked over and sat next to the two, Yin Xian hurriedly brought him a bowl of noodles, Xu Yi took two bites, and said vaguely: "You say, how can there be a mother in the world who has to send her daughter to die? I think that little girl didn't tell the truth, so I didn't dare to agree to her." ”
"Then you didn't say yes in the end. "Jiaoza just doesn't turn when he speaks.
Xu Yi glared at him and said, "I'm a good man who doesn't suffer losses in front of me, understand?"
Yin Xian praised: "Well, the boss's words are really reasonable, but it's the first time I've heard such brazen words, the boss is talented." ”
After eating a bowl of green vegetables and bacon noodles, Xu Yi was finally full, burping, and didn't bother to change clothes, and the three of them were basking in the sun in the courtyard.
"Boss, aren't we going to get ready? I'm going to marry Miss Luo tomorrow. Yin Xian frowned.
Xu Yi said lightly: "What to prepare, I'm like this, love to marry or not!"
Jiao Za frowned and muttered: "This is not good, Miss Luo is also the village flower of our Luohe Village." And other girls are better than you at all, willing to marry you, even if you have cultivated it for several lifetimes, no one in this village dares to marry you. ”
Xu Yi sighed and said, "Am I that bad?"
Yin Xian and Jiao Za nodded in unison, Nima, you are careless in making friends.
"Whatever you want, if you want to prepare, be ready to go. Xu Yi stretched, "Anyway, I don't want to move, everything is left to the two of you." ”
Yin Xian and Jiao Za happily responded, and the two of them began to prepare.
The two of them are still very quick to do things, cleaning the house, posting big red double happiness words, wearing red and hanging colors, and going from house to house to ask for some red wine gifts.
Xu Yi pulled the vegetable worm to follow, watching coldly, it turned out that when the village chief received the conscription order, it was really the whole village to worship, Yin Xian and Jiao Za went door-to-door to ask for it, and the villagers had to give money and things no matter how much. Looking at the blackmail methods of the two, they are also familiar.
Soon, Xu Yi's house was full of chickens, ducks, fish, silk, cloth, jade bowls, melons, fruits, and wines. Even the groom's big red clothes were scavenged directly from the only tailor shop in the village, and the red candles were also brought from the wedding shop.
The two of them made a fuss in the whole village in one afternoon. Although the villagers hated it, they gritted their teeth and endured it, and in another month, they would send away this plague god, and it would be considered peaceful. It's not right, it's another twenty years of peace, and I don't know who will make trouble next.
Xu Yi didn't say a word, he kept pulling the vegetable worm to follow the two, the clothes on his body were all dried, and it was almost dusk when the three of them returned home. When I arrived in the courtyard, I saw Xu Cheng coming to the courtyard with four or five people in a hurry!
When the vegetable insect saw that people were coming, he began to scream again, Xu Cheng's sharp gaze passed, and the hot and spicy breath scared the vegetable insect even more!
Xu Yi frowned and thought, "This vegetable insect is really a vegetable." ”
"Xu Yi, you villain, why did you go back on your word, didn't you promise to accept the order? Why do you still want to marry Luo Ming?! Aren't you afraid of the thunder and the oath?" Xu Cheng kicked over the fence and rushed into the courtyard to ask loudly, it seems that the three of them are asking for wedding offerings everywhere, and the news of the marriage with Luo Ming has spread.
Xu Yi frowned and looked sideways at Xu Chengdao: "I still take the order, I still marry, what's your business?"
"Since you still accept the order, then why do you still want to marry Luo Ming?" Xu Cheng grabbed Xu Yi and roared loudly, as soon as he opened his mouth, a hot breath hit his face, like the heat of a hair dryer.
"You'd better be polite! If I hurt me, Luo Ming still has to take the order himself!" Xu Yi sneered: "Who I take the order and who I marry, does it matter? I and Luo Ming are in love, and they have wanted to marry me for a long time, didn't she tell you?"
Xu Cheng was furious, but he didn't dare to move Xu Yi, feeling that the whole person was about to explode.
"Brother Xu Cheng, if you let him go, I will marry him myself!" At this time, Luo Mingren followed the voice and came to the courtyard
Xu Yi angrily broke away from Xu Cheng's hand, looked at Luo Ming and said: "If you want to marry me, you want to go on an expedition with me, it's best to cut off the previous relationship, I don't want to be the county guard, I still have to explain you and his bad things after the county guard comes!"
Luo Ming also knew that Xu Yi was right, he wanted to use the drama of deep love between husband and wife to impress the county guard to make an exception, but he couldn't make a farce of jealousy, and pulled Xu Cheng aside at the moment, and the two whispered, but they were far away, and Xu Yi couldn't hear what the two said.
I saw that Xu Cheng was very excited at first, but I didn't know what Luo Ming said to him, Xu Cheng's face gradually turned like ashes, and then squatted on the ground and hugged his head and cried, that kind of sadness and despair made Xu Yi feel a little compassionate, it turned out that others may not be comfortable when they are green.
After a while, Xu Cheng wiped away his tears, came to Xu Yi and said coldly: "Take care of Luo Ming! If you dare to bully her, I won't let you go!"
Xu Yi was a little confused, what did Luo Ming tell him, this little girl's kung fu to deceive men is first-class.
Xu Cheng said, leave with the head without returning, Xu Yi was a little annoyed when he saw the broken fence, and wanted to leave after pretending to be forced?
"Hey, fix my fence!" Xu Yi shouted, but Xu Cheng ignored it.
"Bastard, you dare to ignore me!" Xu Yi was unwilling, so he raised his voice and shouted: "Don't be discouraged, I didn't mean to cuckold you, but I will take good care of your lover!"
I don't know if there is a cuckold in the other world, but judging from Xu Cheng's reaction, he understands.
Xu Cheng didn't look back, and pointed with his backhand, Xu Yi's hair suddenly caught fire, and there was a burst of chickens and dogs, but fortunately, Luo Ming hurriedly splashed the water absorption technique and extinguished the fire, but his hair was burned to pieces, so it wasn't ugly!
Bastard, all of them rely on spiritual power spells to bully the old capital, Xu Yi turned around and glanced at Luo Ming angrily and said, "Daughter-in-law, after you get married tomorrow, start teaching me spells!"