Chapter 41: The Romance of Mom and Dad

The canopy always maintained a human form, sitting helplessly on the clouds, watching the iron fan fairy turn around and go down the mountain and complain: "What kind of broken cloud is this, I can't move, I can only sit here and watch, it's too pit." ”

After Tianpeng finished speaking, the cloud began to shake violently, and then suddenly disappeared, and Tianpeng fell helplessly from the sky and fell into the grass next to the Bull Demon King.

The Bull Demon King fainted and fell to the ground, surrounded by fallen and broken branches. The four little bears were rolling around, and "biu" a little bear didn't stand firm in the fight, and sat on the face of the Bull Demon King. The Bull Demon King woke up, saw a hairy fat ass on his face, and hurriedly sat up, and spit out the hair in his mouth: "Hahahaha, little guy, you are not small, even the face of the Great Sage of the Plain Heaven dares to be a fart cushion, and you will have a lot to do in the future." ”

When the bears saw that the Bull Demon King had woken up, they ran over and rushed into the arms of the Bull Demon King, and the Bull Demon King fell to the ground and laughed: "Itchy, hahaha, you guys come down, it's itching me to death, hahaha." ”

The bears made a fuss for a while, and then stopped with a footstep. The footsteps were getting closer and closer, and the four little bears looked over curiously, and a figure in the woods gradually became clear, and the iron fan fairy walked over with an iron fan in his hand. When the bears saw that it was her, they hurriedly hid behind the Bull Demon King, who sat up from the ground unhurriedly and looked at the Iron Fan Fairy leisurely.

Iron Fan Fairy: "So you're not dead yet?" ”

The Bull Demon King smiled: "Hehe, that's thanks to my usual good deeds and accumulation of virtue." Unlike you immortals, you don't hesitate to do things that hurt the heavens and reason in order to be the dog of the Jade Emperor. ”

The iron fan fairy raised the iron fan in his hand with an offensive look: "Bull Demon King, what do you mean?"

The Bull Demon King looked at the frightened bears behind him: "What do you mean! In order to kill me, can you ignore other innocent lives? If I hadn't jumped down to protect these four little guys, I'm afraid that your iron fan fairy would have been scolded by the world." ”

Iron Fan Fairy: "Hmph, our immortals have subdued demons and eliminated demons, benefiting the common people in the world, and it is too late for mortals to thank us, so how dare they scold us." ”

Bull Demon King: "Oh, anyway, the people who scolded you were tortured to death by you, and mortals didn't dare to scold even if they wanted to." ”

The iron fan fairy was anxious: "You !! hum, don't think that you can point fingers after saving the lives of four beasts." ”

The Bull Demon King gulped: "Fart! You tell me what the life of a beast is, every good life in this world should be respected and protected." Isn't it because human beings will pay tribute to you, so their lives are high? These stupid human beings make money and plunder the land for their own selfish desires, do all kinds of evil, and even bully men and women, and oppress the people Bad people can be seen everywhere, you immortals don't care, we monsters are brave in the face of righteousness, and you will come to destroy us for the sake of heaven. Is there anyone like you who is unreasonable?"

Iron Fan Fairy: "Bull Demon King!"

The Bull Demon King interjected, "I'm not done yet. Such a big heavenly court, it's not good to shoot someone to kill me, I have to send such a woman, if my Pingtian Great Sage dies in your hands, won't I be laughed at. Besides, I have been hunted down by the heavenly soldiers and generals for so many years, and none of them are my opponents, why do you think you can kill me. I advise you to think about it, did you offend someone, so that person instigated the Jade Emperor to let you kill me, I advise you not to carry this black cauldron, okay?"

The canopy staggered out of the grass, his hair was full of branches and leaves, his clothes were torn, and his whole appearance was like that of Tarzan of the Apes. Tianpeng hurriedly ran between the two: "Bull Demon King, why are you here." Also, who are you, why are you the apprentice of Emperor Ziwei, I have never met you. ”

Iron Fan Fairy: "Bull Demon King, don't think that Heavenly Court is as filthy as your demon world, okay, I offended Tai Bai Xing not long ago, but who told him to humiliate my master in public." The master has always been very kind to me, and of course I can't stand idly by, so I slapped him with an iron fan on the spot. ”

The Bull Demon King laughed: "Hahaha, it turns out that you were the one who caused the sudden storm in the world a few days ago! Hang well, hang well! Do you know that a few days ago, there was a group of heinous bandits who were about to enter the village to rob, and I happened to pass by there, and was about to stop them, but suddenly there was a strong wind, and even the trees on the ground were blown up by the roots, and a huge tree flew over, directly smashing those bandit leaders to death. Hahahaha, at that time, I also said that God suddenly opened his eyes, it turned out to be you. I'm sorry, I'll take back what I said to you before, you're different from those immortals, it's different. ”

Tianpeng looked surprised: "Hey, you two, you don't pay attention to what I say!"

Iron Fan Fairy: "Hmph, Bull Demon King, your mouth is smart enough, one by one, you are really the monster I have seen the most." Now that you're defenseless, and it's easy for me to kill you, do you have any last words to say? ”

The Bull Demon King scratched his head: "Last words? ”

The Iron Fan Fairy raised her fan, ready to attack like the Bull Demon King. Tianpeng hurriedly blocked the front: "Wait, wait, why did you kill the Bull Demon King and tell me." ”

The iron fan fairy rushed over with the fan, directly through the body of the canopy, and the canopy was startled, looking at the back of the iron fan.

Just as the fan was about to approach the Bull Demon King, the Bull Demon King raised a hand and shouted, "Wait! I don't have a last word, but I have a last wish." ”

The fan stopped at the neck of the Bull Demon King, and the iron fan fairy: "Why are there so many broken things? ”

Bull Demon King: "I have to send these four children back, otherwise they won't find their way home if I die." ”

Iron Fan Fairy: "Don't worry about this, after I kill you, I will naturally send them to the cave." ”

The Bull Demon King turned his head and asked the four little bears behind him: "This sister said that she would send you home in a while, are you willing?"

The four little bears shook their heads vigorously, hugged the Bull Demon King tightly, and then yelled at the Iron Fan Fairy with a vicious expression.

The Bull Demon King shrugged: "Look, you are so fierce, they are terrible of you." So I'd better send them back, and it's not too late for you to kill me again. ”

The iron fan fairy pressed the iron fan tightly to the neck of the Bull Demon King: "You want to trick me?"

Bull Demon King: "Ah, what am I doing with you?" My old cow has obsessive-compulsive disorder, and if he can't finish a thing, he won't be blind to death. Besides, I just thought about it, if I die in the hands of a beautiful woman like you in my life, then I will admit it. Although I don't believe in immortals, I believe in fate, and I firmly believe that there will be a person in everyone's life who restricts themselves, and that person usually inadvertently intrudes into your life and brings you a devastating blow. But even so, when I first saw that person, I knew that I would recognize her in this life. ”

The Bull Demon King looked at the Iron Fan Fairy and said this seriously, the Iron Fan Fairy was a little blushing and shy, and hurriedly put down the Iron Fan and said, "After sending them back, they will have to die, do you understand?"

The Bull Demon King nodded and smiled: "Eh, I understand, I will accompany you when the time comes." ”

Princess Iron Fan slapped the Bull Demon King in the face: "Phew, who wants to die with you." It's not too early to go, let's go. The Iron Fan Princess walked away, quietly looked back at the Bull Demon King who was covering his face in place, and smiled, and then held back and hurried away.

The Bull Demon King looked at the back of the Iron Fan Fairy walking away and shook his head: "Ah, I'm afraid I'll really die in the hands of this woman in my life." After saying that, he picked up four bears, put one on each shoulder, and then chased after one bear with one hand.

Tianpeng was very puzzled: "It's weird! Can't they see me?" Tianpeng was confused, the cloud under his feet appeared again, Tianpeng opened his eyes and pointed at the cloud: "Hey! It's you again, what's the matter? I didn't fall to my death once, and I want to come back a few times, I want to be beautiful." Before Tianpeng finished speaking, the clouds under his feet had already carried Tianpeng and flew up, chasing in the direction of the Iron Fan Fairy and the Bull Demon King.

The iron fan fairy deliberately walked very fast, opened a long distance, and looked back at the Bull Demon King behind him from time to time: "This stupid cow, I'm so far away from him, why is he still honestly following him, can't he run?"

The Bull Demon King looked at the figure of the Iron Fan Fairy in the distance and said to the bears beside him, "You say, why is this fairy sister so far away from us." Is it because we have a stink?" After speaking, the four little bears and the Bull Demon King glanced at each other, and hurriedly sniffed left and right on their bodies, and then shook their heads.

Bull Demon King: "It's strange, then why is she so far away from us? ”

The Iron Fan Fairy deliberately took the Bull Demon King and the bears for a long distance, and did not reach the top of the mountain until night, so they decided to find a place to rest first, and then send the bears home early tomorrow morning, they found a camp and lit a fire. The clouds carried the canopy motionless on the fire, and the canopy had to look helplessly at the two people below.

The four little bears were piled up with fish bones, each with a round little belly and snoring, the Bull Demon King was roasting fish in front of the fire, and the Iron Fan Fairy was sitting staring at the fire.

The Bull Demon King leaned over the grilled fish: "Sister Fairy, the fish is grilled, try it, what I made is delicious." ”

The Iron Fan Fairy shook his head: "We immortals don't eat, you can eat yourself." ”

Bull Demon King: "Why don't ?? immortals eat?" ”

Iron Fan Fairy: "I ask you, does it have to be interesting to live, and what do you live for?"

The Bull Demon King took a bite of grilled fish: "The purpose of my life is very simple, that is, to travel all over the world, eat all the delicacies in the world, and then study how to make it myself." When I'm old, I'll open a restaurant and share the deliciousness and happiness. ”

The iron fan fairy looked at him with disgust: "You foodie." ”

The Bull Demon King smiled: "Hehe, I'm a Taurus, besides, you have to live for a lifetime to be happy, what is happier in this world than eating delicious food?"

The Iron Fan Fairy sighed: "If only the monsters in the world knew how to eat like you, we wouldn't have to be busy subduing demons and eliminating demons every day." ”

Bull Demon King: "I've always felt that this monster is the same as people, and it is also good and bad, and the only bad one is the fairy." But I was wrong, you changed my mind and let me know that immortals can also have good. Maybe there is always such a polar opposition in this world no matter where we go, we can't ask it to only have the good side, but we can see the bad side and act bravely. That's the only way to maintain balance in life, don't you say?"

Iron Fan Fairy: "Yes, yes, big thinker." There is so much nonsense, you are not tired after talking about it for a day, my ears are tired of listening. The iron fan fairy seemed to have something on her mind, and sat lonely with her eyes closed. Suddenly, a scent wafted into her nose, and she opened her eyes curiously, seeing the Bull Demon King handing her a grilled fish.

Bull Demon King: "I ate that fish just now, and this one was specially grilled for you, using a unique recipe and secret seasoning. I know you don't eat, but that doesn't mean you can't always have special food when you come to the world. You also chased me and worked hard all day, so I will compensate you with this good grilled fish. ”

The Iron Fan Fairy smiled, she looked at the Bull Demon King with gentle eyes, and this look also made the Bull Demon King look shy, the Bull Demon King was embarrassed, and hurriedly handed the fish to the Iron Fan Fairy: "You... You take it and eat it slowly, and I'll go get some more firewood." The Bull Demon King quickly got up and left.

The Iron Fan Fairy deliberately asked mischievously, "You won't take the opportunity to escape, will you?"

The Bull Demon King looked back at the Iron Fan Fairy with a smile, blinked and left. The Bull Demon King quickly ran behind a big tree, leaned his back against the tree, and covered his heartbeat with his hands: "Eh, I'll go, why is my heart beating so hard?" He covered his heart, leaned against the tree, closed his eyes and laughed.

The Iron Fan Fairy took the steaming grilled fish, and smiled happily, she brought the fish to her nose and smelled it: "It's so fragrant." Then he swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

The Iron Fan Fairy slowly put her mouth up, and just as she was about to taste the smell of grilled fish, there was a loud movement in the grass behind her, and before the Iron Fan Fairy could react, a huge cave black bear rushed towards her.