Tut-tut, it really responds to the ancients' saying that "money can reach the sky", and you can buy the bull head and horse noodles for two pieces of gold in the underworld, so the remaining halls can also be used to deal with the cow head and horse noodles?

"Thank you two adults for your high hands, and the little ones are grateful. I was afraid that Niu Tou Ma Mian would regret it, so I hurriedly thanked the two of them, and when I entered the goalpost, I went straight to the direction of the right high platform.

When I passed by the high platform on the right, I saw a huge bronze mirror on it, and there were many unjust souls lined up with handcuffs and shackles, and the right ghost was led by the mirror.

Presumably, it is the evil mirror platform that the bull head and horse face said in his mouth to shine on the sins of people, and the unjust souls who have illuminated the evil mirror platform are escorted by the ghost to go deeper along the evil mirror platform.

I lowered my head and followed behind the ghost cha detained, and walked back in obscurity in the direction of the right high platform, and soon arrived in front of the plaque doorpost of the second hall.

There is no difference in the appearance of the two ghosts, the only thing that can be distinguished is their hair color, the black-haired ghost on the left, the red-haired ghost on the right, all long hair to the waist.

In order to prevent all the money from being looted, I hid behind and took out most of the gold from the purse and hid it in the crotch of my trousers, leaving only two pieces of gold in the purse except for the two pieces of gold that had been bribed by the janitor.

With everything ready, I stuffed the money bag back into my clothes, and followed the ghost escorted by the ghost in a low-key manner, trying to sneak through the customs and enter the jurisdiction of the second temple smoothly.

However, I was still a little low-key without the escort of the ghost, and was directly lifted by the ghost on the left by the collar, and the big red eyes like copper bells glared at me and scolded, "Who sent you?"

The sound was so simple that it could completely burst my eardrums, and I shook my buzzing head, calming my head as much as possible, and replied with my head bowed respectfully, "No one sent the little one, the little wife was sent to the second temple to be punished, and the little one couldn't bear to be tortured by his wife to share the sins." ”

"Nonsense, this official sees that you don't even want to be a ghost!" The black-haired ghost on the left almost shouted again, and threw me out directly......

Damn, my ears are almost unconscious, what the hell is so loud? I was really stunned and sat on the ground for a while before I came to my senses.

I stepped forward unwillingly, threw the two pieces of gold to the ghost cha, and politely bowed and explained, "Please also ask the two adults to hold high and noble hands, and let the little one go in to meet his wife, and the little one is grateful." ”

The black-haired ghost almost took the gold, put it in the palm of his hand and weighed it, as if he was not very satisfied with the amount of gold, his thick eyebrows twisted into a river, and his left foot was raised to trample me to death.

At the critical moment, the red-haired ghost almost scooped me up, put it in the palm of his hand and said funny, "I really haven't heard of finding guilt, you want to buy off the two of us with this little money?"

Ahem, it's really not a lot of consideration, that gold looks a lot in my hands, and it looks a little embarrassing in the hands of the two giants, if God is willing to give me a chance to do it all over again, I will definitely give the two of them two pieces of gold to accommodate them.

Don't think I'm stingy, it's very hard to hold up a bag of gold to the fifth hall, and it's not easy for me......

But the matter has already been done by me, and if I take the initiative to give them the gold, it will only make them think that I still have room for them, and then the gold I hide in the crotch of my pants will not be able to be saved, let alone bribe the ghosts of the remaining temples.

In order to vividly reflect that I have no money, I knelt in the palm of the giant ghost, deliberately covered the chest containing the money bag with both hands, and said to the red-haired ghost with tears in my eyes, "This is the whole net worth of the small one, please let the two of you go!"

The ghost obviously understood something from my movements, took my collar and lifted it, pulled my clothes open, caught the fallen money bag, and said proudly, "Hehe, all the net worth, don't try to deceive the two of me, since you want to suffer, don't want anything outside of your body, or stay all for us." ”

Hmph, fooled, I don't hide a money bag on my body, they will definitely have to search me clean, with this money bag can solve a lot of problems.

I pretended to be unwilling to look at the money bag in the hand of the red-haired ghost, and said aggrievedly, "My lord, it is used to honor and punish the ghost, and the young wife is weak and can't stand the torture, so she relies on a little gold to make a point......"

The red-haired ghost turned a blind eye to my request, took out the only two pieces of gold in the purse, threw one to the black-haired ghost, threw me into the second hall, and laughed, "Get out, hahaha." ”

, it's so thrilling, I almost fell into a huge puss pit, but luckily I grabbed the edge of the pit in time and climbed up, otherwise I would have ended up struggling and rolling in the pit with a soul who couldn't see clearly in the pit and urine.

As soon as I climbed out of the dung pit, a ghost in a black cloak, dragging the blue soul lock towards me with a domineering morale, walked to a distance of three meters from the two of us, suddenly threw out the soul lock and tied my body and pulled me to my feet, "Who? dare to climb out of the small hell of dung and urine without permission, this official thinks you want to go to a worse place to mess around." ”

The damn red-haired giant at the door took the benefit and threw me into the little hell, and when Lao Tzu took the time to ask your name in the future, he slowly tossed you stinky and shameless dead ghost.

I was annoyed in my heart, but I didn't dare to show it on my face, and bent down like a grandson to say good things, "My lord, the little one didn't commit a crime, and he spent money all the way to get here, because he wanted to find his wife in the third hall, and he almost fell into it accidentally." ”

The blue lock ghost almost impatiently lifted the soul lock, and dragged me in the direction of the and urine pit without saying anything, "Whether you are guilty or not, whether you say it or not, this piece is under my care, and you have to go down if I tell you to go to prison." ”

By the time I reacted, I was already standing on the edge of the pit of the small hell of dung and mud, and I was at a high place to see the miserable scene in the little hell.

Not to mention that ghosts have no sense of smell and touch, there is nothing impossible in a place like the underworld, I was almost suffocated by the smell of the pit just standing at the mouth of the pit, not to mention the souls who were trapped in the thin yellow and urine mud, not to mention that they were all stained beyond recognition by the yellow and mush, and there were a large number of wriggling insects bathing in the pit of and urine with them, and I could even see many people crawling out of their ears and nostrils and eyes.

I felt sick to see that kind of picture, it was a terrifying picture.

The ghost cha withdrew the soul lock, looked at the ghost rolling in the puddle of feces and urine, and his tone scratched my heart like an ice blade, "You go down by yourself, or I will send you down." ”

Damn, I can't go down, I'm here to save people and not to suffer......

I hurriedly turned my back, took out two pieces of gold from my crotch, hid one in my sleeve, and held the other in my hands and offered it, "My lord, can you be accommodating and let the small one go to the third temple." ”

The ghost cha took the gold, and said in his words, "The second hall is under the jurisdiction of King Chujiang, and King Chujiang is in charge of the living hell, and there are sixteen small hells, if you want to go to the third hall, go through each prison." ”

Sixteen little hells, I don't want to save them once I go through each hell, and I will first toss myself to death and pull it down, isn't it still to say something like this......

It's okay, I've already prepared it for your old man.

"Every ......" I pretended to have a hard time choosing, clutching my sleeve.

After thinking for a long time, he made an unbearable expression, took out the gold in his sleeve and handed it to the ghost, "My lord, the little one just came in, and the two masters who guarded the door deducted all the money, and all that was left was these things in his hand, and I also asked the adult to tell the little one how to quickly reach the third hall." ”

The ghost took my gold, but he still didn't seem to be satisfied, and his dry hands groped around me, "What's the hurry? You're dead, and there's time to find your wife." ”

Luckily, he let my crotch go, otherwise I would have had to go through the next few levels......

Seeing that the ghost had not found anything of value on me, I saw the right time and pleaded sadly, "I beg the lord to raise his noble hand and let go of the small horse." ”

The ghost frowned and looked at the two pieces of gold in his palm, turned around and walked to a ghost with dripping feces on his body, raised his foot and kicked him back into the pit, "Poor ghost, you let Lao Tzu in again!"

Good fellow, I was stunned for a moment, is this a way to kill chickens and monkeys? I deliberately scared me out and gave him all the gold......

After the ghost kicked away the ghost, he stuffed two pieces of gold into his arms and said to me with satisfaction, "His name is Huang Tiezhu, and he has been transferred to the third temple after completing his sentence for the crime of abducting boys and girls. ”

Whew, it's okay at last, but you still have to stand on the last shift, and if you want to pretend, you have to pretend thoroughly, and you can't show up at the last moment.

I bowed respectfully, bowed and thanked, "The adults are very kind, the small ones are unforgettable, and I will repay the adults well if I have the opportunity." ”

The ghost cha accepted the money, and he didn't want to entangle with me more, so he pointed to the escort ghost cha on the side and said, "Hmph, the third hall is a little more difficult to mix than the second hall, and the third hall Yan Jun and Emperor Song are well aware of the case, and it is not so easy to use your little gold and silver to get through." ”

It's okay to be clear-sighted, but I hope you don't have to bow down to everything, if I lie to the first hall of Yan Jun, I'm really worried that I don't have that confidence......

"Thank you, sir. ”

Saying goodbye to the ghost, I followed the escort ghost to enter the third hall unimpeded, this time there was no nonsense to pull to hell to suffer, but was escorted by the ghost to the main hall of the third hall directly.

Above the lobby sat a burly man in a dark red robe with a beard like a sword, with a pair of big eyes that were very sharp, touched my lantern and immediately asked, "Bold, that is, a yang person, why did you come to the yin to spread wild?"

He could see at a glance that I was a living man, and that the lies I had just told would not be useful......

If nothing else, the person sitting in the hall should be the Song Emperor who is discerning in the mouth of the ghost, and it seems that it is better not to lie in front of such a big role, so as not to be ruthlessly slapped in the face when he gets it.

Although it is difficult to say, I still frankly admit the purpose of my coming to the underworld, "My lord, I have a younger brother who died when his mother was pregnant for seven months, and I thought that my brother's ghost had grown up, so I built a tomb with natal jade today, and married a female ghost for him to be buried with his wife......"

I was less than halfway through what I wanted to say, when Emperor Song interrupted me suspiciously and asked, "Wait, do you know the ghosts of the underworld?"

fainted to death, how could he be dragged to Wu Bei again, could it be that Emperor Song also knew about Wu Bei's collusion with unjust souls to fake the book of life and death......

I admitted, uneasily, "Yes!"

The corners of Emperor Song's mouth twitched into a vague smile, and he continued to ask, "Wu Bei is a ghost surnamed Gu who violated the regulations, and the ghost surnamed Gu is your younger brother?"

Hehe, discerning and delicate, Emperor Song is really worthy of his reputation......

Now that he knows, I have nothing to hide, and frankly admitted my relationship with Wu Bei, "Yes, I colluded with Wu Bei to do this, my brother and daughter-in-law have been kept in the dark by me, even if someone wants to be punished, it shouldn't be my younger brother." ”

The rough man who had been standing beside Emperor Song and holding a cinnabar pen in his right hand said angrily, "You have a good guts, dare to run to the underworld to rob the prisoners, do you think this underworld is your home? ”

From beginning to end, I didn't say that I was here to rob the prisoner, and the Emperor of the Song Dynasty didn't say anything, so it was his turn to give orders......

I immediately knelt on the ground and said sincerely, "My lord, I dare not agree with the matter of robbing prisoners, I heard that my lord has always been discerning, so naturally he will not wronged a good person, and my lord can investigate what happened to me before my death, and if I am angry and violate the regulations, I am willing to confess." ”

Emperor Song looked at me unusually calmly, and said lightly, "His name is Gu Zhengqi, you don't know who the wife of his ancestor Gu Wuya is? ”

When the writer heard Emperor Song's words, the right hand of the pen shook violently, and his red face instantly became panicked, "This ...... It's Gu Wuya's...... Descendants ......"

I'm sure this wasn't said to me, but to the red-faced man standing beside Emperor Song holding a cinnabar pen in his hand, but what did my ancestor Gu Wuya marry to make such an arrogant yin official change his color?

Four thousand words are offered, and the underworld is jointly managed by the ten major palace armies, and the pills will give you a taste first, and the map will be developed well in the future, thank you for the continuous rewards every day, and the balls are grateful.