Volume 1 100 Years of the Underworld Chapter 146 Enlarged Meeting of the Group
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Everyone's enthusiasm is very high, and they are very diligent in cultivating every day, and the original inn has been cultivated to only one shelf. There is no way, cultivation is not only a method of quietly meditating and absorbing aura.
For example, Xiaorou's mad knife three styles, what you need every day is to control your own thread in a violent state, and then very calmly perform the three crazy knife styles, there are no shortcuts, the more you practice, the more skilled you are. So Xiao Rou is like a schizophrenic patient every day, gritting her teeth and laughing, or screaming like crazy, and then waving his big knife like a splash, and constantly practicing the three styles of crazy knives.
The advanced technique of the three styles of the mad knife was performed by a schizophrenic reckless man, and the result can be imagined, on the first day, the load-bearing pillar was cut in half by this madman. No one dares to care, the two-meter-long big knife is like being splashed by a madman, you take care of it, he gives you an anger from the heart, evil to the guts, don't you slash you?
Compared to Xiao Rou, Hongbo is much better, this guy has now completely given up the sword technique he practiced at the beginning, and instead concentrated on cultivating his shield method, and threatened to become the first shield warrior in the underworld, goal: You can open the shield wall without taking a shield.
It's just that this guy is also very depressed in practice, and he takes a shield and wanders around the inn all day long, and wants to hit anything he sees.
As for Monk Xiaoqi not going, the two who practiced swords, relatively speaking, the destructive power was much smaller, at most they were going to put a hole in the house, but when one day their sword qi flew through my head, I finally broke out.
It's a numb egg! Don't let people sleep well!
As soon as he finished shouting, the Ape King rushed in from next door, without leaving the door, and came in directly from the wall.
When I came in, I turned my head around and looked around twice, and muttered, "Damn! I thought there was a fight." And then...... And then he fucking walked away, very politely, and walked through the door. Left behind a creaking wall that could collapse in the next second.
Tsing Yi, Qin Xin, and Wan Lingxin are really quiet, but unfortunately when they gather at night, they are also sad, and it is extremely difficult to cultivate when they want to come to this day.
Although Lao Tzu has been alive to becoming a dead ghost, what he has always hated the most is to hold meetings, because there are only two purposes for meetings, one is to be under responsibility, and the main purpose is to shirk responsibility from above. The second is to deal with the task, because you have to do the ledger, of course, no one will read it, everyone knows it in their hearts, just like taking a newspaper to the grave, just fooling the ghost.
However, today's meeting, Lao Tzu must be held, and it must be successfully held and successfully concluded.
I slapped the table and shouted, and the inn, which was already full of holes, shook even more after my terrible howl.
Everyone gathered and stared at me with puzzled expressions.
It's been a long time since I've had a meeting, what's going on today? Are there any important instructions to convey?
Go straight to the topic, what is the autumn of riding horses, the harvest season, what is stepping on horses is at the time of employing people, let Lao Tzu go, Lao Tzu wants to make sure that he is not buried in the house by a few bastards today.
"In the last two days, I have observed your cultivation situation, and it is summarized as follows: Xiao Rou, Hong Bo, Xiao Qi, Not Going, Ape King, the practice of the five of you is extremely hard. ”
"It's not hard. The ape king in the corner muttered.
"Get out! shut up!" a palm slapped, and the table in front of him shattered in response, and the debris fell on the ground, which was fierce.
"You don't work hard, Lao Tzu is very hard. So I decided, with the inn as the center, a kilometer radius, and the five of you must raze Lao Tzu to the ground within one day tomorrow. ”
"The boss is wise. The crowd cheered.
Then ...... "I swept my gaze over a few people, and the smell of danger was conveyed, and when they saw my eyes, they all felt that a cool breeze was blowing from the back of their necks, and they were about to sprout moths."
"Then, Xiaorou and Hong Bo, the two of you will work as a group to conduct actual combat drills, rest assured, as long as your head is not cut off, I or your spiritual sister-in-law will be able to treat you. ”
"Boss, you're so good. Xiao Rou and Hong Bo's eyes actually flashed with excitement.
Horse-ridden, did I make the wrong decision? Why didn't I see the depressed faces of the two of them?
No matter, anyway, as long as the two goods stay away from me, I'm already satisfied, of course, I haven't teased Wan Lingxin for a long time, I turned my head and raised my eyebrows at Wan Lingxin, see it?
Pain in the lower back came.
"Xiao Qi, don't go yet, you two are in a group. ”
"Yes, Boss. "Two more people who are very excited.
"Ape King, I'll give you a special mission, go walk the dog. I pointed to the snoring that was lying there, looking like he was going to die.
The snoring ears suddenly became ridged, walking the dog? Isn't that just walking Lao Tzu? Finally, I don't have to stay at home anymore, Lao Tzu has recently had a fat on the dog's legs, and his belly seems to be a little bigger. Snoring ran in front of me in two steps, sat down with both hind legs bent, front legs upright, sat upright, and officially participated in the first group meeting, so this time the group meeting became a group enlargement meeting, and a dog was expanded.
"Lao Tzu is not going. The ape king smashed the table in front of him.
Trust me, you won't be disappointed. I had just finished speaking and was about to speak when a white shadow burst out.
The shape has fallen in front of the king of the ape, the light flashed, and there was a loud bang, and there was a white dog squatting on the position of the king of the ape, which was snoring. And the Ape King had already rushed out of the inn wall with a spinning top.
Roar!
The roar sounded, and the Ape King burst back, snorting and tilting his head, squinting at the Ape King, and all of us saw two words in Snort's eyes: disdain.
One of the front paws lifted, and the arc flowed over the purr's front paw, and then the arc burst out in the purr's playful eyes, and the ape king spun like a spinning top and rushed out of the other wall.
Roar!
Rushed out like a top.
The inn finally collapsed, and when the dust fell, the ruins were all over the ground, and the gray sky of the night was lifeless like a bony old horse lying in the mill.
So the task of this ape king and purr group was modified and finally defined as: walking monkeys.
As for the remaining three, they are all stable people, and Tsing Yi's cultivation is death, and the exercises are even more messy, I don't know how he should cultivate, so I only made a proposal: Do you two want to go to double cultivation?
"You don't have to worry about the two of us, don't worry, we will cultivate quietly. After Tsing Yi finished speaking, he stood up and pulled Qin Xin, who was still stunned and listened carefully, and left.
After going out, a faint voice came: "Where are we going to cultivate?"
"No double cultivation. Tsing Yi's voice seemed to tremble a little.
"Then what are we doing quietly and cultivating?"
"In order not to affect arbitrariness and spiritual cultivation. ”
"They also double cultivate?"
"No double cultivation. ”
"What's that?"
"Falling in love. ”
"Oh. Shall we still be open?"
"The main purpose of the meeting has been achieved, and there is no need to open it. ”
"For what purpose?"
"Falling in love. ”
The voice gradually faded away, and Wan Lingxin's head was about to be stuffed into her towering breasts, and her little face was even redder to the root of her ears.
So, the pain in my lower back was even more intense.
"Lingxin, you said that this moon is bright and the stars are scarce, the autumn is high and cool, and everything is waiting, such a good season, do we also have to do something?" As I spoke, my head had already moved towards the little face of the Lingxin.
"Well, that's what should be done. The girl's voice sounded low, like the murmur of a person lying on his shoulder.
"That ......" I could already clearly smell the light aroma on the girl's head.
There was a thud, and an ice blue color appeared in front of the tip of my nose, and I shivered under the stimulation of the cold breath.
"It's better for you to accompany me and practice the silk and green silk. The spirit of the dragon leaped a few steps, and there was a sly glint in his eyes.
Don't you know it's bad to do this? It's easy to wilt.
The next day, everyone exceeded the quota and completed the task ahead of schedule, the city that was not big enough, was unrecognizable by the public, at this time, where there is still a little bit of prosperity, almost none of the houses in the city are complete, the original inn location is only left with a pillar straight into the sky, like a middle finger, pointing at my nose fiercely, and scolding me as the initiator.
Thankfully, there is not a single living person in this city, except us.
But if you listen to it from the level of noise alone, this city is still extremely prosperous, and at least more than half of the credit for this prosperity.