Chapter 131: Three Kinds of Raccoons
"What do you think of a raccoon like?"
Xiao Xiao, who had been quiet on the side for a long time, suddenly opened his mouth and asked his companions.
The question immediately silenced the others.
The reason for the silence is not that the question is profound, but that everyone needs to think carefully about how to answer. It's that the question is too simple, so simple that no one thinks Dr. Xiao would ask such a question.
So there must be something strange behind this question.
But it was not a solution to remain silent, and in the end, the captain of the Sin Hunting Team acted as a bird and took the lead in giving his own answer: "Raccoon...... Is it a magical creature?"
Undoubtedly, this is nonsense. But considering that Xiao Xiao's question is very nonsense, it doesn't seem to be too much to answer a nonsense.
But he's also a good start for the others.
"It's a monster that looks like a monkey. Fat Xin replied with a big grin.
Compared with the fat man, Elder Zhang Da, who once served as the chief hunter of the hunting team, replied much more cautiously, and he directly quoted the annotation in the "Encyclopedia of Wizards", adding: "Its shape is like Yu and white ears, and the people who walk in ambush walk, its name is called Raccoon, and the food is good at walking." ”
Because the hunting team already knew the identity of the prey before, everyone looked through the relevant information in their spare time, and everyone could close their eyes and say one, two, three, about the basic information and habits of the raccoon, preferences, etc.
"I never knew what it was like to be good at running after eating raccoon meat," Zheng Qing couldn't help but interject and guessed: "Could it be that after eating it, can your leg muscles suddenly develop a few times? Or can it stimulate the speed of blood qi in the meridians of the lower limbs to achieve the effect of promoting walking?"
"Maybe after eating, you will grow two more legs, and you can use all fours together, so you can change to rush, so you can run fast. "Dylan's jokes always have the flavor of a vampire castle — weird, but also a little eerie.
"Anything else?" Xiao Xiao didn't care about the jokes between his companions, but nodded thoughtfully and continued to ask.
Seeing his solemn appearance, everyone finally restrained their playful mentality and became a little more serious.
Zheng Qing seemed to think of something, and hesitated to speak: "If I am not mistaken...... I remember that the raccoon was the first animal in the first mountain described in the Classic of Mountains and Seas...... According to general logic, there must be something special about this mountain or this animal. ”
"Do you remember the silverback gorilla that Lao Yao summoned to us when he was talking about the bondage spell? I wonder if he saw something at the time, so he prepared such a sparring partner for us. Xin Fat Man also gave full play to his imagination.
"Here's the problem!" Xiao Xiao lifted his glasses and accentuated his tone slightly.
The curious eyes of the others immediately focused on him. Because no one heard anything wrong with what the fat man just said.
"Who told us that the fox must look like an orangutan?, or who told us that the word is pronounced 'xing'?" Dr. Xiao assumed in a rhetorical tone, and then asked himself: "No, no, it's just that we just assume it according to inertia." ”
The others looked at each other and were silent.
After a while, Zhang Jixin coughed lightly twice: "Ahem, doctor... Is there any basis for your analysis? We are hunting, and we have to be responsible for speaking on the hunting ground. ”
Xiao Xiao didn't say anything, but recited a classic directly: "'The head of the Nanshan Sutra is called Jishan. Its first is called the mountain of swagger, which is on the west sea...... There is a beast, its shape is like Yu and white ears, the pedestrian walks, its name is called the fox, the food is good to go. ’”
"Three hundred miles from the forest, in the east of the fox. ”
"The fox knows the name of the person, it is a beast like a pig and a human face, and it is buried in the west of Shun. ”
"There is a rhinoceros in the northwest of the fox, and its shape is black like that of a bull. ”
After finishing the recitation, Xiao Xiao looked at everyone with a look of understanding what he meant. But the onlookers became more and more confused.
"Do you mean, we should go to find the black cow and Fan Lin within a radius of three hundred miles?" Zheng Qing guessed what the doctor meant, and then put forward his opinion: "But we have just searched in the forest for a long time, not to mention the black cow, even the black wild boar has not seen a single ...... Not to mention Fan Lin, a radius of three hundred miles. ”
"How big is the whole island of Phuket. Fat Xin nodded approvingly.
Dr. Xiao shook his head in disappointment, obviously dissatisfied with his companions' ability to understand.
"I mean, there are differences in the descriptions of the raccoon in the classics, so why are we obsessed with looking for those suspected gorillas?" he finally gave his answer: "Didn't you listen to what I just said? The first said that the raccoon was 'like a yu and white ears', and then it was said that it was 'like a pig and a human face'...... How can an animal be like a monkey and a pig at the same time?"
After hearing Xiao Xiao's words, for some reason, the image of Seprano's younger brother suddenly appeared in Zheng Qing's mind - the big fat man he met when he first went to Four Seasons Square to buy things.
Not strictly speaking, the fat man was a primate, but he looked like a pig.
So he couldn't help but chuckle a few times.
Xiao Xiao raised her eyebrows: "Do you have any different opinions?"
"Ah, me?" Zheng Qing reacted immediately, shaking his head again and again: "No, no, no, no opinion, I think what you said makes sense......"
Just think about that thought, and you must not say it to everyone.
On the one hand, it is suspected of discrimination and seems very impolite, on the other hand, as the so-called death is great, although Seprano's younger brother has a bad temper, a bad personality, and a bad figure, he has finally become worse, and he continues to judge him, Zheng Qing himself feels uncomfortable.
"So, I think we should change the direction of our search and stop focusing on orangutan-like prey. Xiao Xiao turned his head, looked at the others, and said.
"But we have to have a goal. Zhang Jixin frowned: "The forest is so big, there are all kinds of birds...... If we don't have a goal, what standard should we hunt for?"
"Three goals, and then we're going to focus on three goals. Obviously, Dr. Xiao had already drafted this question raised by Zhang Jixin, and did not hesitate to add: "The first is an animal like an orangutan, the second is an animal like a pig, and the third is an animal like a mouse......
"Stop, stop!" Dylan spoke just in time to stop the Doctor from going down, and then asked the question that everyone was wondering about, "Like an orangutan or like a pig, we can all understand it...... What the hell is a mouse-like mouse-like mouse-like creado?"