Chapter 2 became a rag
With the pain all over his body, Zhou Yang felt a flower in front of him, subconsciously closed his eyes, and then his consciousness sank slightly.
In the next second, Zhou Yang opened his eyes and saw the surrounding scenery, and was inexplicably stunned.
Where there is still arrogant green hair in front of you, where there are weeds and barren wilderness, what catches your eye is an open space.
The space in front of me is about 100 square meters, and the ground is gray but extremely smooth, and I can't tell what material it is paved with. In the middle of the clearing is a strange "machine" that is huge, but there is no purpose in sight. In the corner sat a small low house, and nothing else. The perimeter of the space is a gray patch. The whole thing looks like a small square.
Zhou Yang squeezed his eyes, repeatedly making sure that he was not wrong, if it weren't for the fact that everything in front of him was too real, he almost thought that he was hallucinating.
"Where are those thugs, how did I get here?"
A series of questions came to his mind, but before Zhou Yang could think about it, a dazzling light suddenly came from above his head.
"It's ......"
Zhou Yang looked at the situation, and suddenly grew his mouth in surprise, feeling that his cognition was challenged.
I saw a flash of gold and silver intersecting brilliance in the air diagonally above, but in the center, a figure gradually appeared. What made Zhou Yang even more stunned was that the costume of this figure was extremely weird, and it was dressed as a civil official in a costume TV series, with a golden and red official uniform on his body, and a winged black gauze hat on his head.
Everything only happened in a few seconds, the brilliance faded, and the figure caught a glimpse of Zhou Yang.
"It turned out that you took over the cleansing platform here, and it was not in vain that the immortal official personally appointed it to the lower realm. ”
"Cleaning the desk?" Hearing the other party speak, Zhou Yang barely recovered from a series of shocks, and suddenly thought that when he was doing Chinese reading in high school, he seemed to have seen such a word, which seemed to be an ancient organization for cleaning up garbage?
"Yes, you will understand these trivial matters later. Even if it weren't for the fact that God Haotian has recently vigorously advocated the construction of a service-oriented heavenly court, reducing people and improving the quality of work, this small job is not worthy of this immortal official to go on a trip in person. ”
"Service-oriented Heavenly Court, what the hell!"
"Huh?"
Without waiting for Zhou Yang to speak, the self-proclaimed immortal official glanced at him, his brows furrowed slightly. At this moment, Zhou Yang is really embarrassed, he has just been beaten by the group, the corners of his eyes are high and swollen, blood is dripping from under his nose, and there are even a few big shoe prints on his chest and abdomen in front of him.
"Why are you so out of shape!" the immortal official muttered dissatisfiedly, and at the same time waved his hand towards Zhou Yang, and spit out a point of light from his fingertips, "whooshing" into his body.
A warm feeling immediately spread over Zhou Yang's limbs, and he almost screamed out in comfort. A magical scene appeared, the injuries on Zhou Yang's body recovered at a speed visible to the naked eye, and he healed in a moment, and the sharp pain of the wound disappeared, but he was full of energy instead!
"It's amazing!"
Zhou Yang, who noticed the changes in his body, jumped up and touched the skin that was still a wound just now, but now there was no trace of it, and the shock in his heart was indescribable!
This kind of method that completely violates common sense, and even violates the existing scientific understanding, is really powerful, if there were some doubts before, now the last trace of hesitation in Zhou Yang's heart has also disappeared! Standing in front of him is actually a living, fake Heavenly Court Immortal!
Zhou Yang's eyes suddenly lit up. He usually reads novels, and he sees a lot of the halos and plug-ins of the protagonists in the online text, but he never dreamed that one day the good things in this novel could fall on his head!
"This immortal official is busy with affairs, so he has no time to spend with you. From now on, I will entrust you with the position of the leader of the two worlds of Xianfan, and you must do your best to be loyal to God Haotian and take charge of the garbage disposal in the fairy world. ”
The immortal official saw that Zhou Yang was still intoxicated with fantasy, and said impatiently, as soon as the words fell, a clear scene came into Zhou Yang's mind.
In an instant, Zhou Yang felt that his mind was closely connected with the space he was in, as if every corner of this place was clearly integrated with his senses.
But when Zhou Yang heard the other party's words clearly, he seemed to have been poured a basin of cold water.
"Eh, the immortal is big, you won't tell me, eh, this cleaning desk leader is actually in charge of the garbage dump. ”
Zhou Yang's heart was full of foreboding, and he stumbled and asked.
"Of course it is!" "Of course it is!" the immortal official immediately said confidently: "Oh, to be precise, you are still only the last level of authority, far from catching up with the peers of other mortal interfaces, and you can only deal with the lowest-level, most worthless small amount of garbage at present." This immortal official suggests that you work hard to do your job well and upgrade your authority as soon as possible. ”
As he spoke, the immortal official added with great meaning: "Once the leader of the cleansing station is appointed, he cannot shirk it, and the immortal world will regularly sand and slacken, and if it is found that those who neglect their duties and slack off their work will be severely punished! ”
When Zhou Yang heard this, his heart sank suddenly.
"Hey, immortals, great gods, great sages, wait a minute!"
I wanted to speak again, but the immortal official ignored Zhou Yang, and the brilliance of his body flashed, and his figure disappeared, and then disappeared without a trace.
Silence returned to the surroundings again, leaving only Zhou Yang frozen in place.
It took a few minutes for Zhou Yang to suddenly let out a mournful scream: "Engage in wool!"
Zhou Yang deeply felt the malice of the world. The protagonists of people's online novels are all peerless gods who have obtained peerless magic weapons at every turn, supreme skills, and can pick up ancient artifacts in the toilet. But why did you become a rag when it came to yourself?
No, to be precise, it's not as good as collecting rags, people collect recyclable waste products, and they can sell them for money, but they are responsible for the real garbage!
The thought of immersing himself in the excrement, kitchen waste, and highly polluted water of the immortals every day made Zhou Yang shudder, feeling that his life had been ruined like this.
As for hiding, Zhou Yang immediately vetoed this idea. Obediently, people are immortals, can they fight as an ordinary man, just now the words "severe punishment" in the mouth of the immortal official are still lingering in his mind, and he doesn't dare to borrow a few dares.
It took a lot of effort for Zhou Yang to reluctantly convince himself to accept this cruel reality, and then his eyes turned to the small house in the corner, wondering if he should familiarize himself with his "territory" first.
Suddenly, a stiff voice sounded in my ears: "Subordinate treasure, I've seen the leader!"
"Oh, I'll go!"
Zhou Yang, who thought that he was the only one left here, was startled, and turned around to see a humanoid object kneeling at his feet.
"Robots?"
At the moment when he saw the other party clearly, three words suddenly came to mind.
For it was not a real person kneeling, but like a giant puppet, its body made of ellipsoids or cylinders, made of no apparent material, but its head was made of a diamond, and a pair of dark eyes stared straight at it.