Chapter 008: The Lost Dog Roars the Sky
Chapter 008 The Lost Dog Roars the Sky
The whole villa was in shambles.
The living room, the balcony, the bathroom, the sofa, everywhere are the traces left after the one-man and one-dog fight.
"Ah, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, loosen your mouth, loosen your mouth, you want to die, you want to die!" Xiao Yifan let out a terrible scream.
His ear was bitten by the roaring dog, and the whole dog hung out of thin air, can it not hurt?!!
"Wang!" "Wang!" said arrogantly, "Ben Wang spared your life this time, and next time, he will definitely bite off your entire head!"
After saying that, the whistling dog let go of its sharp teeth and landed safely.
"Shhh Xiao Yifan gently stroked his ears with his hand, it seemed that the skin was broken, his heart trembled, and he secretly thought: "The roaring dog is a mad dog, biting people so hard, it seems that I have to secretly get a rabies vaccine!"
If the Howling Dog knew what he thought, he wouldn't let go easily!
Xiao Yifan was lying on the sofa in the living room, looking at the roaring dog lying lazily on the ground, and asked, "Didn't you say that you were sealed with 99.9999999% of your strength, why are you still so powerful?"
"I built the foundation overnight, but in the end I couldn't even beat a dog, did I practice it all to the dog?"
The Roaring Heavenly Dog glanced at him with disdain, and said, "Ben Wang is a Heavenly Court Immortal Dog, the future Guardian Divine Dog General, even if he is sealed with 99.9999999% of his strength, he will still beat you as a rookie!"
Seeing Xiao Yifan's indignant face, the Roaring Sky Dog felt relieved, and continued to mend the knife: "And you don't want to surpass Ben Wang in your life." Because as long as your cultivation is improved by one level, the Immortal Passage will be consolidated by one point, and Ben Wang's strength will be unsealed. Ben Wang will always overwhelm you by one realm!"
When Xiao Yifan heard this, he suddenly had nothing to love.
At this moment, he really wanted to ask for help on the Internet: how to tame a vicious dog at home?
"Wang. At this time, the dog's eyes lit up, and he said: "I remember, your cultivation has reached a bottleneck now, and if you want to continue cultivating and break through to the Qi Refining Realm, you must cultivate a martial art." ”
"Exercises are the foundation of cultivating immortals, and without the method of cultivation, you will never be able to become a true immortal cultivator, and you will never be able to break through to the realm of refining qi. ”
"Why?" Xiao Yifan asked in surprise.
"To build a foundation, you only need to continuously provide energy to the body, and it will always be successful over time. For example, some Xianmen disciples have been soaking in medicinal baths since they were children, refining their bodies with various heavenly and earthly treasures, and they can build a foundation within three or five years, which is a process of continuous accumulation. ”
"But building the foundation to refining gas is a qualitative breakthrough. ”
"The word 'refining' for refining qi means cultivation. ”
"The so-called refining of qi is to refine the essence in the body into true qi according to the trajectory of the exercises, which has a powerful lethality. ”
"If you don't practice the exercises, the essence in your body is like a plate of loose sand, and you can never refine it into true qi, and you can't make an inch. ”
"Gongfa is the foundation of a person's cultivation, and the quality and quality of the exercises determine the depth of a person's cultivation, the height of his realm, and his future achievements. ”
"You must be cautious in cultivating the exercises. ”
Xiao Yifan pondered for a moment, stared at the Roaring Sky Dog with burning eyes, and said with a serious face: "Since the exercises are so important, then I definitely can't treat them sloppily." In this way, you can just teach me the most powerful technique in the fairy world. I'm such a simple person and not picky. ”
"Ben Wang bites you to death with a big tooth!" "The roaring dog grinned and sharpened his knife for a while, "and casually taught you the most powerful exercises in the fairy world, why don't you go to the dog belt!"
"The grades of exercises can be divided into low-level, intermediate-level, high-level, peerless, king-level, immortal-level, heaven-level, saint-level, and emperor level. For example, Ben Wang's cultivation of "Tiangu Swallowing the Sun Formula" is just an immortal-level exercise. ”
"Ben Wang said, from now on, I won't give you any help in cultivation, and you still need to solve the matter of the exercises yourself!"
"Don't!" Xiao Yifan shouted loudly, and flew over to hug the dog's thigh, "Where can I go to find any exercises? If I can't find it all the time, then won't I never be able to break through to the Qi Refining Realm?"
The Roaring Sky Dog shook his body, avoided Xiao Yifan's flutter, shook his head and said, "That's your own creation." Ben Wang can only help you get here, and the rest is up to you. ”
Xiao Yifan couldn't pounce, turned to a romance offensive, and looked pitiful with Chu Chu who wanted to cry first, and said in a resentful tone: "Xiao Tiantian, you ...... Are you really ruthless and don't care about others?"
Whistling Dog: "......"
The Howling Sky Dog felt that his liver was so painful, but it still underestimated Xiao Yifan's shamelessness - there was no lower limit.
In fact, Xiao Yifan also has words of suffering!
His current situation is like the void bamboo in "Tianlong Babu", who has been inexplicably taught by Wu Yazi for 70 years, but he suffers from no corresponding exercises to perform, and he has no brute force and will not use it.
If Xuzhu hadn't met Tianshan Tong's grandmother and taught him various magical skills such as Tianshan Folding Plum Hands and Tianshan Six Yang Palms, he would not have been able to become one of the three protagonists of Tianlong as a little monk of Shaolin Temple!
Therefore, if Xiao Yifan wants to become the absolute hero of this book, he must learn a technique as soon as possible!
However, in the vast world, where can I find a method of cultivating immortals?
He can only be cheeky and ask for the help of the roaring dog, otherwise he is afraid that his alternate actor will be replaced by the ruthless author Jun!
doesn't even have an invincible golden finger, are you embarrassed to be the hero!!——?
Xiao Yifan's inner suffering, the roaring dog disdained, it lazily lay on the sofa, with a flick of its paws, a latest Apple 10 mobile phone appeared, and it clicked on the Internet.
"I'm rubbing! You're a dog, you can actually play with your mobile phone?" Xiao Yifan looked at this scene dumbfounded, "Even I only use 8S." Where did you come from, 10?"
Xiao Yifan felt that he was OUT, and even the mobile phone used by a dog was more fashionable than his own.
No, I can't be compared to a dog!
I have already lost to it in the realm, and I must not lose again in the material realm!
Thinking of this, Xiao Yifan touched the 20,000 yuan in his pocket and stood up suddenly, "Damn, I'll buy a new mobile phone now!"
As for the matter of cultivating immortals, everything depends on the fate of creation, and the ship will naturally sink when it reaches the bridge.
"Buy a mobile phone?" Hearing this, the Roaring Sky Dog immediately got up, "Ben Wang will also go, and by the way, open a package with unlimited Internet access." Ben Wang just picked up a cute girl on WeChat, and he was cut off from the Internet in arrears! Can he still happily flirt with girls on the Internet?!!
"I'll wipe it! You've only been down for a few days, and you're going to pick up your sister?" Xiao Yifan felt an arrow in his knee when he heard this, and knelt down for the Roaring Sky Dog.
"Wang. The Howling Sky Dog roared triumphantly, "That is, Ben Wang's charm cannot be stopped." I think that when I was in Heavenly Court, those fairy beasts of the Immortal Beast Division rushed to marry Ben Wang, but Ben Wang couldn't look down on any of them. ”
"Anyway, I'm bored in the mortal world now, and flirting with girls is a pastime. ”
Xiao Yifan: "......"
This is really not as good as a dog series!
It's just that Xiao Yifan was thinking in his heart, the girl who was picked up by the roaring dog, did she know that her netizen was a dog?!!
......
An hour later, Xiao Yifan played with the latest Apple 10 and walked out of the store.
"Goodbye, my 8S. Xiao Yifan took out the mobile phone card from the 8S of soaking wine and threw it into the trash can on the side of the road.
Skillfully insert the mobile phone card into the Apple 10, boot it up, "The phone has been broken for two days, and I don't know if anyone has been looking for me in the past two days?"
Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong!
As soon as the phone was turned on, the continuous text message prompt sounded throughout, and it almost didn't crash on the spot.
"Wow, so many text messages?" Xiao Yifan's heart warmed, "It seems that I am still very important to this world." After only two days of disappearance, so many people came looking for me. So touched, so warm, I want to cry!"
With great excitement, Xiao Yifan clicked on a text message at the top: "Dear users, hello! The package you use is 2G domestic general traffic, and 13.5G has been used this month, and the excess traffic will be charged at a fee of 0.30 yuan/MB, totaling 3532.8 yuan." ”
Xiao Yifan was stunned on the spot, "Is this a scam text message? It's only the 4th today, when did I use so much traffic?"
However, the following long list of text messages with excessive traffic, one received every hour, made him feel that it did not seem to be a joke on telecom and himself.
Xiao Yifan checked carefully and found that the first text message he received was at 11:52 p.m. on the 2nd, "Dear users, hello! The package you use is 2G domestic general traffic, and 2G has been used this month." If you continue to use the data, you will be charged 0.30 RMB/MB for the additional traffic. ”
"This time ......" Xiao Yifan's heart moved, and he looked at the roaring dog beside him with burning eyes.
"Wang!" the Howling Dog barked, "What are you looking at?"
Ding dong!
At this time, I received another text message on my mobile phone.
Xiao Yifan took a deep breath and clicked on the text message with trembling hands: "Dear CCB customer, your savings card account with tail number 1309 spent RMB 3,532.8 at 13:21 on July 4, and the current balance was RMB 2.51. ”
At this moment, Xiao Yifan really wanted to strangle the roaring dog!
"You loser!"