Bajie was taken to the room by the two big men, Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong were sitting inside, Tang Sanzang looked tired and had heavy circles under his eyes. Dahan sent Bajie in, closed the door, and turned to leave.

Bajie: "Master, what's wrong with you?"

Tang San was weak: "What else, I haven't slept all night, I've been tossed." "Ache!" Tang Sanzang sneezed, snot spurting out.

Bajie: "Master, are they abusing you?"

Tang Sanzang sighed: "Hey, they lost two naked girls to come in, the two girls have to take advantage of the teacher, hey, in order to keep the chastity of the teacher, I have to chat with them all night." Tang Sanzang wiped his nose: "It's not a way to see them naked for the teacher, so I have to put my clothes on them." ”

Bajie: "Wow, the master is treated so well." What about you, brother, how was last night?"

Sun Wukong: "Hmph, this shopkeeper is really troublesome, he specially gave me a big tree, and also put a female monkey, a female baboon, and a female orangutan on the tree." It's a pity, I'm not good at it. ”

Bajie: "That's better than me, I was thrown into the pigsty and woke up in the morning surrounded by sows." ”

Tang Sanzang: "Amitabha, Ache." Eh, I'm so sad with a cold, Wujing, let's boil some medicine for the teacher, Wujing, what's the Sha Wujing?"

The screams of the big men came from Sha Wujing's room, and then the two big men were thrown out, Sha Wujing's beard and eyes were all red, and he rushed out to mention the big man in a violent manner: "Where is she?

Dahan cried in fear, tears and snot all over his face: "I really don't know, I don't know." ”

Sha Wujing lifted the big man with one hand and smashed it against the wall, and the big man fainted.

Sha Wujing looked at the other big man viciously, and the big man was full of fear, and ran away.

The three of them suddenly heard a commotion outside the door, the men outside shouting as if they were fighting, the sound of things breaking, and the screams of people were everywhere.

Tang Sanzang: "What's wrong?

Before Tang Sanzang finished speaking, the big man who had just escaped was thrown into the room, the door was knocked down by the big man, Tang Sanzang pointed to the front in surprise: "Yes.... Be.... Arche. ”

Bajie: "It's Senior Brother Sha, when did he go to dye his hair? His beard was also dyed! Senior Brother Sha, Sha..." Bajie's mouth was blocked by Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong looked at him outside vigilantly: "Don't call him, he is in a state of rage now, no one recognizes him, you called him, and the only ones who suffer are you and the master." ”

Tang Sanzang: "Eh, Wukong, why is it me and Bajie who are the ones who suffer when Wujing comes in?"

Sun Wukong: "Because he can't beat me." ”

Outside the door, Sha Wujing was naked on the upper half of his body, his skin was red, the hair on his body was fiery red, and his muscles and bones were bulging, just like the Hulk transformed.

Sun Wukong observed that he was not wearing the usual bone necklace: "Sure enough, that thing is gone!"

Bajie's mouth was covered, and the one in front of him asked, "What... Stuff... Gone?"

Sun Wukong: "The skull of Senior Brother Sha's girlfriend." ”

Bajie's eyes widened, looking incredible. I thought to myself, "It's over, it's over! I'm all crazy people around me." The master loves horses, and humans and beasts love each other! Brother Monkey loves lamps and has a fetish! I thought that the most normal senior brother Sha hung his girlfriend's skull every day, and he was a necrophilia! No wonder the Buddha wanted them to go to the West Heaven to practice, these perverts, if they don't cultivate well, they can still do it, so the most normal one is only me. ”

Sha Wujing violently destroyed everything he could see outside the house, and the shopkeeper walked in from outside the door, holding a necklace wearing bones: "Are you looking for this?"

Sha Wujing stared at the skull necklace and walked over slowly, the shopkeeper handed it to Sha Wujing, the first moment he took it, Sha Wujing gradually regained his senses, and the reddened skin of his whole body slowly faded, the shopkeeper walked over and brought the skull necklace for Sha Wujing: "Don't worry, I didn't plan to ask for it, it's just that you slept too hard yesterday, and someone took it off thinking that you slept better." I was curious, so I borrowed it and played with it, this is the skull of a youkai, right? Why is it so important to you?"

Sha Wujing didn't speak, clutching his skull tightly as if he was afraid of losing.

The shopkeeper smiled: "Let's go, follow me in first." The two entered the room of the three masters and apprentices.

Sun Wukong shook his hand: "Dead pig, why is there so much saliva." ”

Bajie: "Blame me, I haven't said you have a lot of hair, phew" Bajie spit out the hair in his mouth.

Shopkeeper: "Guys, how was last night?"

Tang Sanzang: "Ah Che, what a fart, shopkeeper, we are monks, how can you confuse me with beauty?"

Shopkeeper: "Oh, didn't what you sent last night to your liking?"

Sun Wukong: "On my tree is a monkey, orangutan, what do you say?" ”

Bajie: "I'm a sow, and I sleep in a pigsty." ”

Sha Wujing: "I'm a man there!"

Shopkeeper: "Ah... This one... Hey, this group of rice buckets, I can't do anything. ”

Tang Sanzang: "Amitabha, shopkeeper, what do you want, why don't you just say it?"

Shopkeeper: "I originally wanted you to taste the happiest thing in the world, so that you don't want to be a monk anymore, and you can serve me for the rest of your life, but who knew that you were smashed by your subordinates." Hey, then let me be blunt, tomorrow I will hold a carnival in Longfeng Town, the purpose of which is to make foreigners' money. But you need to find a way to attract them, and you sang a song that inspired me that day. If you weren't busy walking yesterday, I wouldn't have stunned you, I just want to implore you to perform again the day after tomorrow, okay?"

Bajie: "I'll go, that's it? I thought it was, it's easy to say." ”

Sun Wukong tugged at Bajie's ears: "Yo, dead pig, why are you addicted to singing?

Bajie: "Ah, don't pull it, don't pull it, it's going to fall." I'm just promoting the joy of helping others. ”

Tang Sanzang: "Ah Che, shopkeeper, can you promise to let us leave tomorrow?"

Shopkeeper: "Of course, it's useless to keep you anyway, and I have a few more mouths." ”

Bajie was pinched by the ear: "Shopkeeper, you are too picky." ”

Shopkeeper: "Hahaha, businessman, it's nothing more than profit and profitlessness." I'll take my leave first, and I'll send someone to deliver food and find a doctor in a while, take care of the four of you, don't let me down tomorrow, hahahaha. "The shopkeeper is gone.

Sun Wukong let go of Bajie, walked to the door and leaned against the door with his hands to look at the back of the shopkeeper: "Eh, what a bastard." ”

Sha Wujing sat on the side and hugged the skull in his hand tightly.

Bajie rubbed his ears and sat beside Sha Wujing curiously: "Senior Brother Sha, why do you cherish that bone so much?"

Sha Wujing was silent for a while, and said slowly: "In my previous life, I was the general of the Heavenly Court, and once I went down to earth to destroy demons, because of the wrong intelligence in the fight, our entire team was surrounded and annihilated by tens of thousands of monsters. No matter how hard we tried, the heavenly soldiers around us fell one after another. In the end, there were no 30 people left, and I was thrown out by a rock. I don't know how long I fainted after that, and when I woke up, she was by my side to take care of me. ”

Sun Wukong: "So, monsters are not necessarily bad. ”

Sha Wujing: "Huahua is a leopard demon, and during that time, she took care of me carefully and healed me. But then, when the other youkai found out about her helping me, they were clamoring for me to be crushed. In order to protect me from leaving, she stopped the group of youkai herself. Hmph, when I returned to Heavenly Court, the Jade Emperor was furious, thinking that I had disgraced Heavenly Court and would be ambushed by monsters. I wanted to argue that it was an intelligence issue, but the Jade Emperor ignored it completely and ordered me to be relegated to the mortal world. ”

Tang Sanzang came to Wujing's back and gently patted Wujing's back.

Sha Wujing: "The first thing I did when I came to the world was to be busy looking for Huahua, but she was brutally killed by the monsters in order to protect me. They threw her body into the quicksand river, and I killed all the youkai in a fit of rage. I've been looking for 500 years in the quicksand river, and I've only been able to find Flowey's skull for 500 years. If she can't find Huahua's bones, she won't be able to rest and be reincarnated. So I just want to go to the West Heaven and ask the Buddha to give me her whole body, so that I can bury her properly. Sha Wujing cried, and his head was against the bone and wept silently.

Bajie sighed and came to Sun Wukong's side: "Senior brother, it turns out that Senior Brother Sha and Master were both immortals in their previous lives." If Senior Brother Sha is subordinate to the Heavenly Court Special Forces, then isn't Master a Marine Corps?"

Sun Wukong: "Cut, the master used to be a professional killer at most." You and I were not immortals in our previous lives, so what is there to envy. ”

Bajie: "Fart, how can I be a fairy, I was born in a pigsty, I was born a pig demon, what I hate most in my life is immortals, the moment I was born, I felt like they owed me something." Eh, senior brother, what kind of immortal were you before?"

Sun Wukong: "Let me tell you, I used to be the heavenly Bi Ma Wen. ”

Bajie: "What is Bi Ma Wen?"

Sun Wukong: "Hmm... Director of the Transport Bureau. ”

Bajie: "Wow, then aren't you a big official! Senior brother, what am I?"

Sun Wukong: "You, you are a security captain at most." ”

Bajie: "Oh, then you might as well not tell me." Do I have any titles?"

Sun Wukong smiled: "Yes! Marshal Tianhe!"

Bajie was stunned, his mind was full of Chang'e's voice at the moment: "Marshal Tianhe." "His name is Marshal Tianhe. "My Marshal Tianhe. ”

Bajie: "I... I.. I am Marshal Tianhe!"