Chapter Twenty-Nine: This Life Is Crazy Because of You

Chang'e opened the door, and the heavenly general led the heavenly soldiers to seem to be searching for something, and the heavenly general saw Chang'e and walked towards him.

Tianpeng was nervously leaning against the wall, for fear of being seen, he said to himself anxiously: "Dead monkey, let you not tell me how to change back into human form, now I am miserable." Tianpeng panicked, and suddenly a note fell out of his sleeve, and Tianpeng picked it up curiously: "If you want to change back to your original form, read the mantra upside down immediately." Monkey King. When did this monkey fit into my sleeve?"

The heavens will come to Chang'e and salute. Chang'e: "I don't know what's the matter with the general?"

Heavenly General: "There were too many things that happened in the mortal world last night, among which the king of the Wuji Kingdom was kidnapped, and after being beaten, he went insane, and jumped off the building and died not long ago. ”

Chang'e looked a little happy and shouted, "Really, it's good to die!" The general looked at Chang'e in confusion.

Chang'e: "I heard that person did all kinds of evil in the mortal world, so death can be regarded as a curse." Chang'e smiled and stuck out her tongue at the general.

Heavenly General: "Well, anyway, the violent death of the king of the Black Chicken Country is strange, and it is rumored in the mortal world that two monsters kidnapped him, one of them is tall and mighty, with six hands, and the other is thin and shrewd, as flexible as a mouse." ”

Chang'e: "Six hands?

Heavenly General: "The last general came to Marshal Tianhe on the order of the Jade Emperor, the marshal has been eliminating demons for many years, and the last general wants to inquire about some six-armed monsters from the marshal, and asks the fairy to report the marshal." ”

Chang'e was a little nervous, thinking: "It's bad, Tianpeng hasn't come back yet, if they find out, won't they admit the crime." ”

Heavenly General: "Trouble the fairy to go in and report the marshal." ”

Chang'e: "Ah, he... He... That!" I thought, "What should I do, what should I do, what should

The voice of the canopy came from the door behind him: "Who... Who... Looking for me?" the six-handed, three-headed canopy that had changed back to its original form stepped out. Chang'e looked at it in surprise.

Heavenly General: "Marshal, the last general has come to ask the marshal about the six-armed monster this time." ”

Tianpeng: "Six-armed demon? Not.... Haven't heard... Having said, six... Six-eared macaques... Yes!"

Heavenly General: "Marshal, forgive the general, did the marshal go to the mortal world last night." ”

Canopy: "You... You are... Say... Be... I... Tied up... That... The King?"

Heavenly General: "The last general is only on the order of the Jade Emperor to thoroughly investigate this matter." In this regard, in the mortal world and the divine realm, only Marshal Tianhe and the Bull Demon King have the ability of six arms, and it is impossible for the demon race to be involved in mortal things, so the marshal's current suspicion is as big as the Bull Demon King. ”

Canopy: "Cow... The Bull Demon King is not... And.... The Iron Fan Immortal was taken by the Heavenly Court... Convict... Ashes... Finish... Is it?"

Celestial General: "Don't the marshals know? That's just to say that, in fact, someone helped them escape punishment, so that where these two people are hiding in the mortal world, we still don't know." ”

Chang'e grabbed the words: "Then the one who must have kidnapped the king of the Wuji Kingdom is the Bull Demon King." ”

Celestial General: "Oh, why is the fairy so sure?" ”

Chang'e was anxious: "You're embarrassed! You assigned the marshal and me to Tianhe, but only gave one room, do you know how difficult it was for us last night? The marshal is big, and the bed is not enough for him to sleep! And I can only sleep on the stone table, and I die." Originally, I wanted to go to someone to reason with me today, but you just came, what do you say?"

The heavenly general was embarrassed: "Eh, this, the last general immediately went back to report this matter to the Jade Emperor, and built a big bed for the marshal as soon as possible and sent it, but this kidnapping matter..."

Chang'e: "Everything, everything, what is it! This fairy squeezed with the marshal all night last night, and life is better than death." Usually one person snores alone, but the marshal has three heads, and three mouths snore together, so I want to sue him for noise pollution?"

The day will be nervous: "Eh, this.... In the end, he went to find someone to add an extra room to the two of them. The general turned around and immediately ran away with the people.

Chang'e chased after and shouted, "Hey, general, can I make my room bigger?" Chang'e walked over and looked at the canopy meaningfully: "Where did the waves go last night?"

Canopy: "I... I.... It's just.... Sky... Riverside... Hold on. ”

Chang'e put her hands behind her back, circled around, and asked smartly: "Are you stupid and want to be stupid, I obviously went along the Tianhe River to find you, but I didn't see you, do you know stealth?"

Canopy: "Probably.... Possible... Be... I am back. ”

Chang'e: "So, where did the snacks you asked Wu Neng to bring me come from?"

Canopy nervous: "That's.... Is that.... Purchasing. ”

Chang'e couldn't hold back a smile, detoured behind the canopy, and rushed forward to hug the canopy: "Thank you, for the people of Heiyao Country, for avenging my father." Chang'e happily hugged the canopy, opened her eyes and saw the pattern and text of the canopy on the Tianhe River last night, and said anxiously: "It's miserable, it's miserable, it's miserable, I've forgotten this." Chang'e rushed into the Tianhe without taking off her shoes. Although the water of the Tianhe River was no higher than Chang'e's calves, Chang'e, who hurriedly "erased the evidence of the crime", hurriedly disrupted the stars, and she was also soaked.

Tianpeng stood quietly in place, looking at Chang'e who was busy in the Tianhe, and after a while, he slowly said, "No... Guest... Gas. ”

The heavenly general retreated from the Lin Xiaobao Palace, and only the Queen Mother, the Jade Emperor and the Tai Bai Xing were left in the palace. The Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor took their seats, and Tai Baixing stood in the middle of the hall.

Jade Emperor: "Tai Bai Xing, what do you think of the case of the king of Wuji Country?"

Tai Bai Xing: "Qi Yu Jade Emperor, the old immortal thinks that the violent death of the king of the black chicken country is strange, according to the testimony provided by the mage, Tianpeng and the Bull Demon King are both more suspicious, but this Bull Demon King has disappeared from the mortal world for a long time, and there is no need to expose his identity for a king of the Wuji country who has no grievances." ”

Queen Mother: "You mean, this thing was done by the canopy?"

Tai Bai Xing: "The old immortal is just guessing. After all, Chang'e's life experience was originally related to the king, and Chang'e and Tianpeng were separated together to guard Tianhe, so Tianpeng had a greater chance of avenging Chang'e. ”

Queen Mother: "But Tianpeng has always been honest and honest, and he has been obedient to Tianting's words for hundreds of years, and has never done anything that violates the laws and discipline of Tianting, so the deity thinks that the probability that Tianpeng did this is extremely small." In addition, didn't you also say that there was a monster hurting someone in a town in the mortal world, and this husky demon was originally a subordinate of the Bull Demon King, so the deity thought that these two times were inseparable from the Bull Demon King. ”

The Jade Emperor added: "The Queen Mother is right, Tai Bai Xing, you are too worried about this matter. Now the top priority is to find the Bull Demon King hiding in the mortal world, and the more we let him live, the more dangerous he will be to us. Also, don't let Tianpeng and the Bull Demon King meet, if Tianpeng knows that the Bull Demon King is his father, then the entire heavenly court will probably be in chaos. ”

Tai Bai Xing: "What the Jade Emperor said is true. We must stabilize the canopy, and solve the Bull Demon King as soon as possible to prevent future troubles. ”

Jade Emperor: "You should send someone to build a super-large palace for Tianpeng by the Tianhe River now, and use the best immortal stones and immortal wood to make the bed more comfortable, so that he doesn't want to come down when he sleeps in the bed." In addition, send someone to monitor him, and don't let him get involved in the affairs of the Bull Demon King. ”

Tai Bai Xing saluted: "Yes, the old immortal takes the order." ”

Jade Emperor: "Oh, by the way, is there a solution to Chang'e's matter?"

Tai Bai Xing: "Your Majesty, it is a sin for mortals to change the elixir privately, so Chang'e's fate of only 80 days left cannot be changed, and Chang'e's soul will be scattered!"

Jade Emperor: "Hey, it's a pity, it's a pity that this articulate and talented girl is outstanding." The Jade Emperor's face showed a somewhat greedy expression.

The Queen Mother was not happy when she heard this, and pulled the Jade Emperor's ears: "What did you mean by what you said just now? Could it be that you still want to add a harem?"

Jade Emperor: "Eh, the Queen Mother is angry, the deity doesn't have this meaning, and I don't dare to have this meaning." ”

Soon, the mighty component engineering team of the Heavenly Court traveled to Tianhe to build a palace for Marshal Tianhe, and the actions of the Jade Emperor aroused the jealousy of the gods.

The Four Heavenly Kings watched the exquisite immortal stones and immortal trees transported in the direction of the Tianhe River, and they all began to discuss.

Holding the Heavenly King: "Hmph, the marshal who was only crowned yesterday, and today is the last time in the super large palace, how much does the Jade Emperor like him." ”

Growth Heavenly King: "No, I heard that the Jade Emperor also rewarded him with the most beautiful fairy Chang'e." ”

Wide-eyed Heavenly King: "No, isn't that a tyrannical thing?" Eh, Spicy blinded my eyes, how could Chang'e give it to him. ”

Duowen Heavenly King: "Anyway, this canopy is better than ours now." In the future, we will see him more closely, and we will treat him as a brother, you know?"

At this time, by the Tianhe River, a huge palace was being built.

Chang'e: "This is good retribution, Generalissimo Tianhe." As soon as I said this in the morning, the Jade Emperor rewarded you with a luxurious palace, which shows that you have a very high status in his heart, and this fairy has also followed you. ”

Tianpeng thought to himself: "I think you are too fierce, you scared that Tianjiang in the morning." ”

Chang'e ran east and west, and her lively appearance distracted Tianpeng, and after a while, Chang'e jumped in front of Tianpeng: "It's boring, go, accompany me to eat snacks." ”

Canopy: "You... Myself... Eat. ”

Chang'e smiled: "The generalissimo is so good to me, he avenges me and buys me snacks, wouldn't it be too stingy if I eat alone." It's better to eat alone than two people to eat together, let's go. Chang'e ran behind the canopy and pushed it forward.

Chang'e ate in front of the unceremonious canopy: "It's delicious, you can eat it too." He took out a candied fruit and brought it to the mouth of the canopy.

Tianpeng blushed and took it with his hand: "I... I... Eat it yourself... bar. Tianpeng stuffed the candied fruit into her mouth, and Chang'e smiled happily. While eating, he walked to the window and looked at the palace in the distance: "I don't know what it will be like after it is built? You're right, Generalissimo. ”

Tianpeng didn't respond, Chang'e asked again, still no one was there, and turned around curiously to see Tianpeng crawling on the stone table and falling asleep. Because the stone table was too small, the canopy could only hold a few hands on the ground. Indeed, the events of the past few days have made Tian Peng waste a lot of thoughts, and one thing after another has made him tired.

Chang'e walked over, walked to Tianpeng's side, picked up Tara's hand on the ground and put it on her lap, and said softly in Tianpeng's ear: "Thank you for your hard work, Generalissimo Tianpeng." ”

I don't know if Tianpeng heard it, after Chang'e finished speaking, the sleeping Tianpeng all had smiles on their faces, looking stupid.

Chang'e saw that she covered her mouth and secretly laughed: "Do you know, you look more like a pig when you are asleep." After saying that, Chang'e yawned, and fell asleep with her head against the canopy.