Chapter Eighty-Three: Count Dead
After seeing the grandeur of the Shan family, Li Liufeng finally knew who the big man on the second floor was.
His Jiangnan Li family is just a small family in front of the single family in the capital, and it is not worth mentioning at all.
Although this Li Liufeng is a little stupid, he is not stupid enough to go to the tiger's mouth to extract teeth.
The idea of going to the second floor was gone, so Li Liufeng said to his little cousin Ren Yang again.
"Yangzai, I can't go to the second floor, but I will arrange a good seat for us on the first floor!"
"Are you looking for a cigarette, is that what you called Yangzai?" Ren Yang was so angry by this stupid that his nose was crooked.
"I'm not going to have time to greet you. ”
After Ren Yang finished speaking, he turned around and left. Now he doesn't want to see Li Liufeng's teasing at a glance.
At this time, Zhang Fan came over after answering the phone.
"Cousin, where did you just go? ”
"I just went to answer a phone call, and the medical examination office called me to prepare for the exam on July 3rd. ”
"Oh oh oh, by the way, Uncle Shan seems to be looking for you just now. ”
"Uncle Shan? ”
"It's Shan Ruoshui's father!"
When Zhang Fan heard this, Shan Ruoshui's arrogant appearance appeared in his mind.
Zhang Fan said with a smile: "That's it, let's talk about it!"
He didn't pay much attention to it.
At this time, some guests came in one after another, and these guests were actually neighbors of the second aunt's family.
The second aunt has no relatives in the capital, and the only ones who go from house to house on weekdays are these neighbors and friends. Today's birthday, Ren Yang took the initiative to invite these neighbors over.
"Cousin, go and greet the guests!" Zhang Fan asked Ren Yang to greet the guests, and he sat leisurely next to an empty seat and chatted with the monk for a while.
"Sir, after stepping into the dark energy, I found that my fist style did not move, but every punch had the momentum of fighting a cow across the mountain. ”
"This is natural, dark kung fu, and the emphasis is on Taoguang and obscurity, and the spirit comes from the heart. ”
"At this stage, your mind and fur have to be integrated, and your consciousness has to be all over every inch of skin, every pore, and every cell around your body all the time. In this way, the Yuan Qi produced by the cells in the body due to movement will pass through the pores and turn into dark energy. It seems to be a weak punch, but it has the potential to fight a cow across the mountain. ”
As the saying goes, listening to your words is better than reading a book for ten years.
After listening to Zhang Fan's explanation, the monk suddenly realized in his heart.
"I understand, sir. ”
"By the way, sir, I don't have anything on me before, today is your second aunt's birthday, which is also my aunt's birthday. This relic should be regarded as a birthday gift for my aunt!"
The monk is alone, his body is worthless, and the only valuable thing on his body may be this relic.
He took it out of a small box and placed it on the table.
At this time, suddenly a hand reached out from the side and took the relic over.
"Yo, I heard that you are going to give my second aunt a gift?
This guy who took away the monk's relics is the stupid lack of Li Liufeng, Zhang Fan's little cousin.
"Give it back to me. When the monk saw that his relics had been taken away by others, he was immediately furious.
"Hey, don't scare me, okay? Don't you feel cold when you give my second aunt a small pebble? Why don't I throw it away for you?"
Li Liufeng said, really ready to throw away the relics.
"You dare!"
The monk's eyebrows twisted, the green muscles were furious, and his muscles swelled, and in an instant, like a volcano erupting, he rose in anger, ready to punch Li Liufeng's head.
Fortunately, Zhang Fan grabbed him. Otherwise, this little cousin of mine may have to spend the rest of his life in bed.
"Monk, he's my little cousin, don't mess around. ”
Although this little cousin doesn't take him seriously, he is also a relative of Zhang Fan, so he can't be abolished!
Li Liufeng's kid was indeed frightened by the monk who suddenly went berserk.
For a moment, he felt that he was not facing a man, but a beast, a mad beast. Frightened, Li Liufeng hurriedly put down the relic.
"Who, who's your cousin! I don't remember a cousin like you. Li Liufeng felt some incontinence in his lower body, but fortunately, his prostate was good, and his bladder could hold it and did not leak out.
"Hahahaha, Toyoko, your cousin, you are very stylish!"
"Brother, where are you messing around? ”
Several of Li Liufeng's friends came around, they were bored and wanted to play with Zhang Fan and them.
"Cut, what can he do? I just remembered that your mother is also my little aunt, I heard that he ran away with a fortune teller in the family, right? Later, he was kicked out of the house by his grandfather and severed the father-daughter relationship. Speaking of which, you're not my cousin at all. ”
"Oh, the family is a fortune teller, brother, why don't you give our brother a few calculations?"
"Yes, brother, help me figure out when I will inherit the family business. ”
"It's not profitable, brother, you can help me calculate, when will I go bankrupt! There is too much money at home, I really want to go bankrupt!"
These people took turns teasing Zhang Fan, and the monks on the side couldn't bear it anymore, if Zhang Fan wasn't here, he would have been around one by one, shot his head, and threw him out of Fengli Garden.
Only Zhang Fan calmly looked at the clowns in front of him, and then said with a smile: "It's okay if you want me to tell fortunes." ”
"However, if others ask for money for fortune telling, I may ask for fortune telling. ”
Zhang Fan's words made Li Liufeng's friends frown instantly.
"What do you mean?"
"I mean, I can't count the rest, I can count you to death. ”
It seems to be a bland sentence, but it aroused the anger of the other party. In their ears, Zhang Fan was cursing them to death.
"Hehehe, interesting, brother, tell me, when will I die?"
It was Brother Wang who was engaged in real estate at home who spoke, obviously, his identity and status in Li Liufeng's group were the highest, and many people were obedient to him.
Zhang Fan glanced at him, and the human disk in his mind slowly turned, and then Zhang Fan smiled slightly.
"Your name is Wang Shuo, you are twenty-five years old this year, and you have four calamities in your life. ”
When Wang Shuo heard this, he smiled slightly: "Interesting, you continue." ”
"Are you sure?" Zhang Fan looked at Wang Shuo with a smile.
If Wang Shuo is the kind of smile that thinks I'm very dragged, I'm awesome, and I'm the boss here.
That Zhang Fan is a simple ridicule, that's right, he is laughing at that Wang Shuo, and he can't help himself.
"Can't you tell?" Wang Shuo continued.
When Zhang Fan heard this, he slowly spoke.
"When you were three years old, a serious illness almost killed you. ”
"When you were fifteen years old, you were kidnapped and almost had your ticket ripped off. ”
"When you were twenty-one years old, you were hit by a drunk drag racing car and killed someone. Originally, there should have been a death penalty, but there is a lot of energy in the family, and they did everything possible to help you get this done. ”
When Zhang Fan said this, Wang Shuo, who had a very awesome look before, had a very ugly face at the moment, and his face was purple and even black.
Zhang Fan said these things, he has never told outsiders. Including Li Liufeng, the brothers who play on weekdays.
"In the end, when you were twenty-eight years old, because you provoked someone you shouldn't have provoked, there was a death disaster. Tsk, this time, I'm afraid no one will be able to save you. ”
When Zhang Fan said Wang Shuo's last catastrophe, Wang Shuo collapsed on the seat, sweating profusely and chapped lips.
"What the hell are you talking nonsense?" The two brothers beside Wang Shuo stood up, almost about to make a move.
At this moment of tension, there was a commotion outside the gate.
"Let's go, the birthday is here, the birthday is here. ”