Chapter 20 The Heavens and the Ages Expire
Bajie came to the camp and sat down leisurely, he picked up the gourd and drank saliva, looked left and right, Sha Wujing was cooking, Sun Wukong was in a daze, Bajie smiled, put down the gourd and ran to Sun Wukong's side.
Bajie: "Senior brother, where is the master?"
Sun Wukong: "I went to the toilet over there, are you looking for him?"
Bajie: "What am I looking for him, I'm looking for you, do you know a person named Miss Duan." ”
Sun Wukong smiled: "Hey, hey, Bajie, it seems that people say that you are lustful, it doesn't seem to be nonsense." Just sent away a princess, where did you find Miss Duan, say, how did you make an appointment. ”
Bajie: "Die!" Miss Duan is the master's first love, what does it have to do with me. ”
Sun Wukong was a little curious: "That bald head actually has a first love? ”
Bajie was about to say when Tang Sanzang walked over: "Bajie, the grass that the white dragon horse eats is too dry, you go and fetch some water for the white dragon horse to drink, that will be good for its health." ”
Bajie: "I didn't expect the master to be quite distressed." This sentence was listened to by Sun Wukong.
Tang Sanzang: "What are you talking about?" Bajie: "No, no, I said I'll go now." Bajie picked up the wooden bucket and was about to fetch water, Sun Wukong ran to Bajie's side and said to Tang Sanzang: "Master, in this barren mountain and wild mountains, you send a pig to fetch water, it's too unreliable." Let me go with him, lest he get lost. ”
Bajie: "Dead monkey, if you don't scold me for a day, you will die." You bully a pig all day long, are you embarrassed?" Sun Wukong smiled and pulled Bajie's ear: "Hey, hey, master, we'll be back in a while." ”
Sun Wukong grabbed Bajie's ears and left, and after the two left, Tang Sanzang glanced at the white dragon horse grazing in the distance several times.
Bajie and Sun Wukong walked for a while, Sun Wukong let go, Bajie rubbed his ears: "Dead monkey, why are your hands so idle, and you are not afraid of pulling my ears off." ”
Sun Wukong smiled and hugged Bajie: "It's not all about leaving the master." How did you know and where did you meet her?"
Bajie: "I'm a ghost." She's all dead, where can I see her!, it's the little white dragon, she told me. ”
Sun Wukong: "Are you crazy pig and how can a horse talk? Are you stupid?"
Bajie: "Senior brother, Xiao Bailong is not only able to speak, but also a woman! Moreover, it is Miss Duan, her first love who has eaten her master." ”
Sun Wukong looked at Bajie incredulously: "Bajie, don't go to the West Heaven at all, go to be a screenwriter, this nonsense profession is more suitable for you." ”
Bajie: "I thought the same thing when I heard about this, but Xiao Bailong told me everything, and I came to you." Aren't you going to heaven and earth, I want you to go to the information office of the underworld to check the news of Miss Duan. As soon as Bajie finished speaking, Sun Wukong grabbed Bajie's hand: "Dead monkey, what are you going to do?"
Sun Wukong: "I lost the bucket." Bajie wondered, Sun Wukong emphasized it again, Bajie lost the bucket, Sun Wukong took Bajie to the ground and smashed it, Bajie was so frightened that he closed his eyes. When he opened his eyes again, the outline of the underworld was already reflected in front of Bajie's eyes, Sun Wukong put it in his hand, and Bajie fell in front of the underworld.
Bajie scolded: "Dead monkey, why do you want to let go?" Sun Wukong looked at his nails and said casually: "You are too heavy." Then it floated down gently.
Niu Tou Ma Mian rushed to Bajie, Ma Mian: "Brother Niu, why is there a pig at the gate of the underworld today, isn't the beast not under our control?"
Niu Tou: "I don't know, Brother Ma, I guess the courier was sent by the wrong one, and I will give him a bad review later." Ma Mian: "Okay." ”
Bajie stood up angrily: "What do you say, didn't you see your grandfather pig lying on the ground? ”
Bullhead: "Yo, it's still a talking pig." Brother Ma, today is really an eye-opener. ”
Ma Mian: "Dead pig, are you here to run errands or are you here to find someone?"
Bajie thought for a while: "I'm doing errands and looking for someone, so don't I give way to Grandpa Pig soon." ”
Ma Mian walked over and stretched out a hand: "Take the ID card to register." ”
Bajie: "What's that?"
Bull Head: "ID card." If you don't have it, you can do it. ”
Bajie: "Oh, I said it earlier. He took out Tang Sanzang's household registration book. Niu Tou Ma turned over the face, it said Datang household registration book, once used the name Xuanzang, next to it is a white-background document sketch, professional monk, residence No. 48 on the left side of Andingmen, Datang Kingdom, owner Li Shiming. Then the bull head and horse face flipped over again and smashed the household registration book back. Ma Mian: "There is no you on it at all!" Bajie: "Nonsense, have you ever seen a place where pigs can be registered." ”
Niu Tou: "Then do you have a pet registration certificate, this is fine." Or, a horseback riding license or a passport will do. ”
Sun Wukong walked up: "What's the matter, it's so troublesome to come to the underworld!"
Niu Tou: "Yo, Sun Dasheng, it's a long way to come." Have you eaten? How are you doing lately? Are the monkeys happy?"
Sun Wukong: "It's all good, it's all good, this time I'm here to find a soul message." Sun Wukong took out a black gold card from his bag, with a golden skull mark on it, and three shining VIP words in the upper left corner. Sun Wukong: "This time I came out in a hurry, we didn't bring our ID cards, I don't know if this card issued to me by Hades himself can be used." ”
Ma Mian looked at it and hurriedly replied: "You can use it, what ID card do VIPs need, you are a symbol of power." We'll show you the way, inside, please. Sun Wukong walked through Bajie and said, "Go." ”
"It's so dragged, VIP is amazing, your grandfather pig will also do one another day." Bajie grimaced and followed.
came to the Hades Information Bureau, and the clerk took out Miss Duan's file and handed it to Sun Wukong, who was too lazy to look at it and lost it to Bajie, so Bajie read it and told him.
Bajie opened it very reluctantly and read: "In 600, Duan Xiaobai was born in Luozhou, Tang Dynasty. Bajie pinched his fingers and added: "Damn, so the master is still in love with sister and brother." "In 615, Miss Duan held a coming-of-age ceremony, and she became an adult. Bajie looked at Sun Wukong with disgust: "Who wrote this, the writing is so poor, and the primary school students write better than him." ”
Bajie continued to read: "In 617, Duan Xiaobai accidentally found the son of a feon in the Heavenly Court and a demon king in the suburbs of Luozhou. The child was extremely ugly, with three heads and six arms, and a speech barrier, so Duan Xiaobai adopted him privately. Bajie was a little puzzled, and read it more seriously: "In 620, Xuanzang was ordered to go down to eradicate the remnants of sin, and met Duan Xiaobai for the first time. Duan Xiaobai desperately protected the child, Xuanzang couldn't do it, and then returned to heaven to restore his life. In the first month of 622, Duan Xiaobai turned into a white horse and traveled west with Tang Sanzang to learn scriptures. ”
Bajie: "No, senior brother, there is one year missing here, what happened in 621, it is not written here." Bajie noticed that there were traces of tearing in the file: "No, this page has been torn!" Sun Wukong noticed that something was wrong, and snatched the file over to observe it carefully: "You are right, someone wants to hide what happened in 621." ”
Sun Wukong then reads: "On April 20, 622, Duan Xiaobai was eaten by Xiaobailong, the daughter of the Dragon King of the South China Sea, and his soul was not reported to the underworld. In this way, Miss Duan has actually stayed in the body of the white dragon horse. ”
Bajie: "Oh! No wonder Xiao Bailong told me that she felt something in her body, and she could hear Miss Duan talking to her." Bajie took the file and pointed to it: "But what does the Heavenly Court refer to when he reoffends Tianpeng and the Demon King? Who are their three-headed and six-armed children? Why did the master get involved with them? Why was he called Xuanzang at that time, and he was an immortal." This... This..."
Sun Wukong: "I'm afraid only the master knows this answer." Bajie anxiously looked at the file repeatedly, trying to sort out these relationships as much as possible.
Sun Wukong stared at the file quietly, clenched his fists, and said two words viciously: "Xuanzang!"