Chapter 62: No Surprise
Tang Sanzang and Sha Wujing, who were dressed in white, walked in the huge Tianzhu City, and the dense crowd of people were uniformly dressed in plain white clothes, for people with dense phobia, this is really not a place for people to stay.
Sha Wujing: "Master, the taste of the people here is too heavy, the whole city is white, even people have to dress white." ”
Tang Sanzang: "Wujing, don't talk nonsense! They are not heavy tastes, but poisonous brains." ”
Sha Wujing: "I'm speechless. Master, this place is so big, where can I find the Buddha to learn the scriptures?"
Tang Sanzang: "You ask me, who do I ask, you go to someone and ask where Tianzhu's office is." ”
Sha Wujing nodded and walked into the crowd. Since everyone was wearing white, after a while, Tang Sanzang couldn't tell which one was him.
At one end of the desert outside the city, Tian Peng and Sun Wukong were wearing battle armor, holding weapons, and their murderous legs kicked and flew towards the heavenly court. The little worm hurriedly grabbed the canopy boots and flew to heaven with them.
The South Heavenly Gate was shining, and the Four Heavenly Kings were lazily guarding there.
The king of the kingdom yawned: "This day, I am sleepy for Lao Tzu." ”
The Growth Heavenly King smiled evilly and asked, "Why, I didn't sleep well last night?"
Heavenly King: "Nonsense, I barely slept. ”
Growth Heavenly King: "Do you want to fight so hard, I heard that the Jade Emperor rewarded you with a few fairies, you see that you are so tired, or I will help you share it tonight, hehe." ”
The Heavenly King of the Holding Country: "Get out of the way, Lao Tzu is in good health, and it is more than enough to deal with such a few women." ”
Wide-eyed Heavenly King: "Hey, to be honest, the only thing that has made my heart flutter for so many years is the fairy named Chang'e. ”
Duowen Heavenly King: "It's not, she is really a rare once-in-a-century beauty of the country and the city, to tell the truth, if the Jade Emperor gives her to me, I can play for a lifetime without getting tired." ”
The Growth King yawned: "It's a pity that a flower is stuck in the cow dung." ”
The king of the country: "That's it, our brothers want to be beautiful, talented, and talented, and there are more fairies who want to serve us, why can't that little girl look down on us." ”
The Wide-eyed Heavenly King looked in the direction of the Moon Palace: "It would be great if the Zixia Fairy hadn't sealed the Moon Palace, let's take turns training this stinky girl every day." Hey, I can't believe she's still so cold after a long time. ”
Duowen Tianwang smiled evilly: "You stinky boy is really bad enough." ”
"Four perverts,!" a voice shouted, and before the Four Heavenly Kings could react, they were knocked to the ground by several sticks.
They rolled back and forth on the ground with their wounds covered, and vaguely saw a figure standing in front of them.
The Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom pointed with a trembling hand: "Sun... Sun Wukong, you are going to die! You dare to fight the generals of the Heavenly Court, don't you want to live?"
Sun Wukong: "Hey, I'm calling it for heaven and killing you old whores." ”
The Growth Heavenly King shouted: "Fart, you not only beat the generals of the Heavenly Court, but also slandered us, come on, take down this monkey." ”
The heavenly soldiers guarding the South Heavenly Gate immediately surrounded Sun Wukong with weapons in their hands, but they only surrounded, and no one dared to step forward to challenge him, Sun Wukong laughed there.
The Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom glanced at the Tawen Heavenly King, signaling the Duowen Heavenly King to sneak attack from behind, and he distracted the monkey.
The Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom roared: "Dead monkey, didn't you go to the West Heaven with your master to learn scriptures?"
Sun Wukong: "To tell you the truth, I came to the Jade Emperor today to ask for an explanation, if he doesn't help me solve the problem, I will wash the heavens in blood today." ”
King of the Holding Kingdom: "You.... You.... You go to death!"
Duowen Tianwang held a wisdom umbrella and shot down at Sun Wukong, but the umbrella was grabbed halfway, and Duowen Tianwang hung in the air embarrassedly, he looked back strangely, and his face changed greatly: "Yes.... You.... You...."
Tianpeng grabbed Duowen Tianwang with one hand and looked at it: "Long time no see." ”
The Heavenly King trembled: "Long time no see, how are you doing?" ”
Tianpeng didn't wait for him to finish speaking, and threw him from the South Heavenly Gate to the mortal world. The remaining three Heavenly Kings looked at them in horror and hurriedly shouted, "Come on, hack these rebellious beasts to death for me." ”
The heavenly soldiers slowly approached Tianpeng and Sun Wukong timidly, and Sun Wukong shook his head: "I haven't exercised for a long time and I've gained weight, and today is just right to lose weight." ”
Tianpeng hurriedly said: "Don't kill." ”
Sun Wukong: "Got it." He quickly moved to the side of the Heavenly Soldiers, and beat everyone who resisted with a golden hoop stick.
As for Tianpeng, he grabbed a Heavenly King with one hand and looked at them viciously: "Where is Chang'e?"
Wide-eyed Heavenly King: "Eh, why don't you stutter?" ”
Tianpeng: "Because I'm the Eight Precepts." After speaking, Tianpeng threw the Wide-eyed Heavenly King to the mortal world with one hand: "It's the two of you, where is Chang'e?"
Growth Heavenly King: "In.... At.... At.... Moon Palace.... You... You... Did you forget?"
Canopy: "Take me to her." ”
The growth king was helpless: "No. No..... Go, that's... Zixia... Zixia Fairy.... Envelope... Live... up"
Canopy: "How do you talk intermittently?" ”
The little worm crawled onto Tianpeng's shoulder and looked at the two Heavenly Kings in Tianpeng's hand viciously.
Canopy: "Is there any way to get in?"
The Growth Heavenly King didn't speak, he looked at the Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom helplessly, Tianpeng frowned and threw the Growth Heavenly King to the mortal world, and now the Four Heavenly Kings are the only one left holding the Heavenly King, he didn't speak, and closed his eyes quietly: "You can do whatever you want with me, hurry up." ”
Tianpeng: "Do you know how to enter the Moon Palace?"
The Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom did not speak and closed his eyes, and Tianpeng shouted angrily: "Answer me!"
The king of the country still ignored him, the little worm looked at the angry canopy, so he angrily shot an electric current at the king of the country, and the king of the country was electrified, and in an instant, the beard, eyebrows and hair emitted thick white smoke, as if it had just been burned, and the king of the country immediately tasted: "I don't know, but, but the Jade Emperor knows how to get in." ”
Tian Peng: "I said it earlier, really." He threw it backwards and threw the Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom out of the South Heavenly Gate, and the Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom fell into the mortal world with a scream of an explosive head.
Tianpeng saw the little worm on his shoulder, the little worm rolled up in fear, and Tianpeng smiled: "Thank you for helping me just now." ”
The little worm tilted his head to look at him, and Tianpeng: "Let's go to Chang'e together, okay? The little worm nodded happily and stood upright on the shoulders of the canopy, as if it was about to defeat thousands of horses.
Looking back, the heavenly soldiers were scattered all over the place, each of them was beaten by Sun Wukong, his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and Sun Wukong looked at the golden hoop stick: "Na, I didn't kill anyone." Let's go, it's time to settle accounts with the Jade Emperor Lao'er, I won't kill him today. ”
Sha Wujing looked for someone everywhere to ask about the location of Tianzhu's office, but when he came back to his senses, he couldn't see Tang Sanzang, the endless white clothes, and the moving head made people not know who was who? Tang Sanzang was the same here, he tried his best to find Sha Wujing.
Suddenly, the two of them had a flash of inspiration, and Tang Sanzang: "Wujing, this guy has a big beard, yes, look for a big beard." Sha Wujing: "Master, this bald donkey is bald, yes, looking for a bald head." ”
Tang Sanzang immediately found a bearded man in white in the crowd, and he shouted happily and squeezed over: "Wujing, Wujing, the teacher is here." ”
But when I got to the front, it was a Middle Eastern businessman, and he was covered with gold, silver and jewelry: "Ah, friend, do you want to come to Dubai to pick up garbage?"
Tang Sanzang folded his hands and bowed to apologize, and said as he walked, "Pick up your sister." ”
Sha Wujing looked for it with his head, and suddenly saw a bright bald head emerging from the crowd, he happily ran over, hugged him from behind and laughed: "Hahaha, master, I can find you." You're getting brighter and brighter. ”
"Indecent!" a woman's scream came from Sha Wujing's arms, and the people on both sides instantly stopped and stared at Sha Wujing. Sha Wujing took a step back in embarrassment, turned around and gave Sha Wujing a slap with his bald head. The people on both sides resumed moving again, coming and going, you squeezing me and I squeezing yours.
Who would have thought that this bald head turned out to be an extremely delicate girl, although she had no hair, but this girl had a face like a crown of jade, red lips and white teeth, and an excellent appearance. What's more, Sha Wujing knows her.
The girl glared at him in disgust and disgust and walked forward, Sha Wujing looked down at the bones hanging on his chest, and said to himself in disbelief: "Huahua? Sha Wujing chased after him in a panic.
Tang Sanzang stood on the well, his clothes blowing in the wind, and his leg hair dancing in the wind through his pants. If you look for yourself, you can see a few fluttering leg hairs flying out of the hem of his trousers. Tang Sanzang put his hand on his waist: "Where did this dead beard go?"
The Heavenly Court Lingxiao Treasure Hall was indulged in vocal music, and the Jade Emperor was celebrating with the immortals that Tang Sanzang and his party were about to get the scriptures.
Erlang God Yang Jian toasted: "Congratulations to the Jade Emperor, Tang Sanzang and his party will be able to reach Tianzhu soon, and the biggest scourge in our Heavenly Court will be eliminated immediately." ”
The Jade Emperor laughed: "Hahahaha, what the Immortal Family said is right. But what is even happier for the deity is that when Tang Sanzang and his party arrived in Tianzhu, that is, when the Buddhists gave the remaining half to the heavenly court, we could get a large amount of offerings. Everyone, one reward for meritorious deeds. ”
The immortals smiled happily at each other and raised their glasses: "Emperor Xie Yu." ”
"Report!" the Heavenly Soldier hurriedly ran into the Lingxiao Treasure Hall. "The Jade Emperor of Qiyu, Sun Wukong and Marshal Tianhe killed... Kill... It's coming. ”
The Jade Emperor squirted out wine, and the immortals were shocked, and the Jade Emperor slapped the table: "What!
Heavenly Soldier: "Yes, and Marshal Tianhe." ”
Jade Emperor: "It's broken, it's broken, which tendon is wrong with this monkey, why is it making trouble again." ”
Tai Bai Xing: "Jade Emperor rest assured, I have sent all the thugs of the Heavenly Court to deal with the demon monkeys, after Sun Wukong made trouble in the sky five hundred years ago, Lao Xian trained a special force to deal with this kind of emergency." ”
The Jade Emperor's face instantly looked like he was constipated, but he was still a little worried: "Tai Bai Xing, the one outside is Sun Wukong, are you sure?"
Tai Bai Xing smiled: "Of course, Sun Wukong's skills, what seventy-two changes, heaven and earth, etc., no one knows, what techniques he has even the cow boy in the mortal world knows, so he has no freshness." Lao Xian's special forces are specially used against him. ”
"Report!" Heavenly Soldier happily ran in: "Qiyu Jade Emperor, Sun Wukong has been subdued by the special forces of Heavenly Court." ”
Tai Bai Xing laughed, picked up the wine glass and took a sip of wine, the Jade Emperor was very happy: "Okay, okay, you go and tell the Queen Mother the good news." ”
Before the Heavenly Soldiers retreated, another Heavenly Soldier ran in nervously: "Report! Qi Yu Jade Emperor, Heavenly Court Special Forces, the whole army has been annihilated." ”
Tai Bai Xing squirted out wine with a pop: "What? How is it possible?"
Heavenly Soldier: "The Heavenly Court Special Forces can beat Sun Wukong, but they can't beat Marshal Tianhe." ”
The Jade Emperor, Tai Bai Xing and Yang Jian squirted out wine together.
The Jade Emperor wiped his mouth: "Who is this Marshal of Tianhe? Why is it familiar?"
Erlang God Yang Jian: "It's the guy who slurred his mouth before." ”
Tai Bai Xing: "Oh, yes, yes, it's that three-headed and six-armed monster. What's it called....."
Erlang God Yang Jian: "Call, what is it, every day?"
All the immortals were puzzled, thinking desperately.
Tota Heavenly King Li Jing: "Apocalypse?"
Nezha: "No, it's Tmall"
Djinn God: "No, it's called Scorpio." ”
Lei Gong: "How is it possible, I think it is called the world's tyrant to sing." ”
Riyoushen: "While going, I remember that it was called heaven and earth." ”
Night Wanderer: "Fart, that's an idiom." I remember being the best in the world. ”
The Jade Emperor wondered: "Eh, no, no, I remember that his name is just two words." God forbid?"
"Tiancang" A voice came from among the immortals.
The immortals suddenly brightened, and hurriedly nodded and praised: "Yes, yes, yes, yes, it's a canopy." ”
Jade Emperor: "Who remembered it, there are many rewards, who is it?"
"It's me. The Jade Emperor was very happy to find the source of the sound, but when he looked up, he saw Tianpeng and Sun Wukong standing at the door of the main hall.
Sun Wukong smiled: "Everyone, long time no see." Tianpeng also smiled: "Don't come to harm?"
The immortals looked at the two of them in surprise as their hands trembled and held their wines. The Jade Emperor glared and quietly swallowed a mouthful of saliva.