In the fifth month of Xiao Yao's birth, his parents divorced, and the attitude of the two of them was so decisive that they even forgot to bring their children. ”

This is the evaluation of Xiao Yao's second aunt to his parents, it can be said that it is very pertinent, at least until now, no party has come out to refute it.

The second aunt is a businessman, and he doesn't pay much attention to the family affection in his family, and treats his wife like a junior, a junior, and a girl like Gao Bang......

So in the past eighteen years, Xiao Yao has not heard many good words from the mouth of this bloated businessman.

The wife of the second aunt, Xiao Yao has to be called the second aunt, which also reflects a problem from the side: the husband of the second aunt has to be called the second aunt.

Xiao Yao's second aunt played a vital role in his life. If it weren't for the second aunt's earnest teaching, maybe Xiao Yao would have gone to prison, and as for the crime, it might be the deliberate murder of the second aunt's husband......

Therefore, the cousin, on the premise of not understanding his mother's good intentions, blindly rejected this relative who "turned his elbow out". This made Xiao Yao very uncomfortable, he didn't dare to show too much response to his second aunt's love, and he didn't know how to keep his distance from his cousin.

In this way, when you reach the age of fifteen, students in the Chinese education system should understand that there is an important but not so important exam in this period: the high school entrance examination.

Xiao Yao does not have Li Mi's sentiment to hang books, nor does he have Sun Jing's determination to hang the beam and stab the stocks, so in addition to Coubertin, Confucius and the immortals are also very unfriendly to him: language, mathematics, foreign affairs, politics, calendar, material, and chemistry, except for sports, they are not very good.

In fact, this is not a problem, under the 12-year compulsory education system, I am still not afraid of not going to school if I do poorly. The problem is that this little bit of fairy alms is in stark contrast to the other cousin who was admitted to a key high school.

How big is the difference? It's about the size of Kobe beef compared to Weilong spicy strips.

Of course, in such an environment, you can also make yourself a good student with both character and learning, this possibility is too small, if there is this kind of chicken soup, then it should not be spread out in this book.

In short, a scumbag is a scumbag, but the second aunt still relied on her own efforts to ask the second aunt to give gifts and send Xiao Yao to the same high school as her cousin. Although for Xiao Yao, it is the same everywhere (I can't understand it), but this allows Xiao Yao to avoid showing inferiority and depravity in front of his cousin.

Stress and expectation allow people to grow well in essence. This also means that there is not much growth in terms of grades.

Then the devil sent the gods, and he began to use some low-cost pastimes: such as writing mystery novels. And in the past three years of high school life, I used novels to change my life-

It's not a book to become a god, but a book to become a "special function!"

Chapter 3, the third natural paragraph, the third line: [In the early hours of this morning, in the grove behind the first teaching building, I will pick up a set of all the subject test questions of the day]

Xiao Yao, a scumbag, typed down this third chapter on the computer, and then closed his eyes peacefully, waiting for this impossible dream to become a reality.

Then the alarm clock rang, and Xiao Yao got up in the night, earlier than the school worker.

The school worker opened the fence and was taken aback: "Oops-scare me to death! Why do you come so early every time it's time for the exam?"

Xiao Yao replied kindly: "There is a road in Shushan as a path. ”

He is kind to people, whether rich or noble, neither humble nor arrogant, so he is very likable, especially the likes of the people at the bottom.

"You can do it. The school worker let him in early.

Then, I walked to the grove behind the first school building, where it seemed reasonable and unexpected—there was a test paper.

"Mock Exam Questions for the Second Half of the Third Year of High School"

Xiao Yao put the test paper in his bag, went to the cafeteria to order a breakfast, and started his review leisurely.

............

That's his special function.

In each of Xiao Yao's third chapters, in the third natural paragraph and the third line, write down a paragraph about what he hopes to happen, and this thing will happen truthfully.

The reason why it is called a "special ability" rather than a "superpower" is because this ability has a bit of a limitation.

It's not like Death Note, Xiao Yao once experimented with the hateful second uncle, and the second uncle's life didn't end in an instant explosion in the square.

It's also not like a future diary, where the lovely second aunt is not loved by a better gentleman when she's on a business trip.

It's not like a god list, two strokes of paste, and he will fly into an immortal and a god of the Three Altars Sea Society.

Even the effectiveness of the third prize of the lottery is not effective, and it can only be done on the premise of "theoretically possible". The chapter title must also be named after "Chapter 3".

Chapter 3, the third line of the third natural paragraph picks up the test paper. Then the first two natural paragraphs + two lines in the third chapter have to pave the way for what happened in this third line.

One: Which teacher who was invited to drink got the wrong test paper after a hangover, accidentally put it in the wastebasket, and threw it into the garbage heap along the back window of the first teaching building.

Two: As a result, another accident, the wind blew to a certain wood.

Three: I happened to be picked up by a passing student, this student's name is Xiao Yao.

In other words, his narrative must be reasonably foreshadowed in the first two paragraphs before it can be deduced in the third line of the third natural paragraph. It is for "reasoning from the law of cause and effect".

Xiao Yao tried to write about the Cybertron Planetary Crazy Battle and Optimus Prime airborne in his backyard in two natural paragraphs...... and so on, is unlikely.

As a result, Xiao Yao could only let himself move a little further in the exam rankings, but fortunately, he was quite confident in the future of mankind and the fate of the earth, and it was not his turn to save the world's live wheel rice, so he was not ashamed to steal peace.

And, judging from cheating on exams alone, he was very successful.

In the cafeteria, a few steamed buns were nibbled on a plate of pickles, and the four sets of questions of language, mathematics, foreign language, and comprehensive were memorized. Throw the test paper into the garbage incinerator, there is no trace, and then, strode into the examination room-

The next day, the test results came out.

Hundreds of students of the same class stood in front of the LED screen at the school gate, searching for their names at a heart rate higher than watching horror movies. At that time, there will be a person who is slow and dizzy, stepping on the late beat, walking over, sweeping his eyes to the top of the big screen, and spitting out a sentence-

"Boring. ”

Then it aroused countless eyes of jealousy, envy, and admiration.

Xiao Yao, since the second year of high school, he must get a full score in the mock exam every month. Sometimes, even the teacher who deliberately embarrassed people would look at the answer sheet and weep and sigh - God, how can there be such a thoughtful standard answer! This person is not my long-lost wild son!!?

Of course not, if that teacher is really Xiao Yao's long-lost wild man, maybe the next day he will end his life on the grounds of "offending the abbot" - he was beaten to death by Xiao Yao on the street with a folding stool.

In this way, with anger towards his parents, complaints against his uncle, and gratitude to his second aunt, Xiao Yao is about to say goodbye to his high school life. There are ups and downs, but these grievances and some pride can make this period of student life very fulfilling.

Xiao Yao doesn't plan to go on to higher education, and he won't be promoted if he can get a full score. Because of the large cost of going to school, and he is not willing to let the kind second aunt whisper at home for himself.

Xiao Yao is still young, but he has a conscience.

So he is ready to say goodbye to his student career, go out into society, and become self-reliant. But before that, he had to finish the last thing of his high school life.

This is the only regret in his youth-

"I like you, I can ...... with you"

"I'm sorry, I'm graduating soon, and I'm close to the college entrance examination, so I still have to focus on my studies-"

............

A delicate-looking girl, holding back trembling and tears, with the support of her best friend, mustered up the courage to confess to Xiao Yao.

By the way, Xiao Yao not only has "good grades" in school, but also because of his stable temperament and handsome appearance, he was named a peerless male god.

As for how many catties and taels are wrapped in his Su needle mattress, he himself understands it very well.

"Is it okay? No...... Can't you?"

The elementary school girl who suffered from gains and losses, her eyes were full of tears, and her fingertips tightly pinched the folds of her skirt.

Xiao Yao smiled softly, apologetically: "I'm sorry, I'm about to graduate, and I'm approaching the college entrance examination, so I still have to focus on studying-"

This is a traditional scholarly reply, of course, it can't come from the mouth of Xiao Yao, who is not a traditional scholar. This person has never even planned to go to school, how can he say this, it is already the limit to be able to practice until his face is not red and his heart is not beating.

Therefore, his real plan is: "How can such an ordinary elementary school girl be worthy of me, the best student, wow Ka !!"

Even if you want to match, you have to be a goddess-level character on campus!

Xiao Yao looked at the student union room with some nostalgia. There is a school flower goddess with a wealthy family and excellent talents, Bai Lu.

However, it's a pity that this school girl has a boyfriend. But it was precisely because of her boyfriend that Xiao Yao cared so much about her. That boyfriend is his cousin who has always looked down on him.

Not being able to become the old king in his cousin's heart is Xiao Yao's only regret when he was a student.

In his own words: "If you can't be green, you won't graduate!"

When I got home, I opened my notebook and wrote a third chapter—

"But ......"

When the book is used, it is less hated!

Regarding "How Mr. Wang Was Made", it is difficult to write the plot fully by relying on the expansion film of the big-headed son and small-headed father.

The special functions of the third chapter, the third nature, and the third line of the paragraph can make you a scholar. But other than that, Xiao Yao hasn't developed a new way to use it. As a result, Xiao Yao finally discovered that he really had nothing to do, and he couldn't even control the only proficient Chinese from elementary school to adulthood.

This left him lost for about five minutes.

Then, he calmly thought that saving money to buy a copy of "Becoming a Writer" would solve everything.

Then after a night of reading and practicing, Xiao Yao suddenly brightened, the stars twinkled in the sky, the moon shone in the night, and suddenly a flash of inspiration appeared, shocking the world, crying ghosts and gods, the sun rose in the east, Xiao Yao opened the window and howled-

"What the is this!"

The practical significance of this kind of book is probably similar to that of "The Palm of the Gods". And from the point of view of price, "Rulai God's Palm" seems to have more advantages.

Xiao Yao angrily threw the book out, and then picked it up again - burned it.

Burning books is very refreshing in a way, and the sage mode after the refreshment reminds Xiao Yao of what Confucius said: Art comes from life.

Confucius seems to have something to say, but it doesn't matter! The point is that he suddenly knew how he should design this paragraph—