Chapter 149: The Ultimate Perverted Version of Tongue Twister
Suning, who successfully attracted two people into his camp, was in a good mood, jumping up and down the street happily, and he didn't know that he thought he had encountered a neuropathy. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
It was still early, Yihong Mansion had not yet opened for business, and the casino didn't want to go, poor Suning finally mustered up the courage to skip the afternoon shift, but there was no place to go, it was really sad. Suning, who was walking on the street, suddenly remembered the theater, so far, no actors have been recruited. It's better to take this opportunity to select more than a dozen of his actors in one go.
Just do it, Suning went straight to Gongsun Sun's mansion and pulled out the two people who were waiting for the bartender to mix bars: "You two will be wasted if you two do this again! Meow Meow, how are you preparing for the road to heaven? Sun Sun, if you don't hurry up and turn into a spirit, what are you waiting for? How can I have you two brothers who don't want to make progress, I'm really angry!"
"Yes, yes, you're right, I'm going to cultivate. The two of them were said by Suning, and they didn't react for a while, so they agreed!
"Hey, no, why do you care about us?" Chen Meow finally reacted, he felt that something was wrong from the beginning, and he directly greeted Gongsun Sun: "Sun Tzu, crush him to death." ”
"I'll crush you first!"
"Hahaha......"
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After a commotion, Suning and the three of them sat together to discuss things.
"Come on, come on, have a rainbow cocktail first, you check it. As soon as he sat down, Gongsun Sun took out a rainbow cocktail and handed it to Suning.
"It looks okay, and it should be ready to go out. Suning carefully observed the appearance of the cocktail and found no flaws.
He was originally only half a bottle of vinegar, and if he wanted to study more deeply, he had not yet reached this level.
"Then I'll drink it, come,!"
In the past two days, the two people don't know how many cocktails they have drunk, anyway, no matter whether the debugging is successful or failing, it has entered the stomachs of the two people. If it weren't for Suning's repeated advice, the two of them would have drunk the works that Suning used to display.
"Alright, alright, stop drinking, get down to business. Suning reluctantly persuaded the two of them, fortunately, the training of these dispensers has basically been completed, if these two people are allowed to drink like this again, they will have to go bankrupt!
"The actor you asked you to find a few days ago, how did you look?" said Suning.
"I've found hundreds of people, all of whom meet the standards of your donkey, donkey, donkey, and donkey, so I'm waiting for you to choose. ”
There must be a brave man under the heavy reward, these days, it is difficult to find a venerable, and it is very simple to find someone who is willing to act. The conditions they offered were very generous, and of course they attracted a large number of people to sign up.
However, the smooth passage of red carp and green carp and donkey still screened a large number of people, and of course, there are other criteria, such as clear speech and loud voice. These hundreds of people can be said to be the people who have passed the audition.
"Let's go, let's see!" Suning said.
"Don't be busy yet, I'll send someone to inform, let's have another drink?" With so many people, it is impossible to gather together all the time, and can only be notified when they are needed.
"Come on, come on, don't worry, it's still a long time before they come, let's go first!"
"I'm really convinced of you......"
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It had been an hour before half of the crew had gathered. In this world, communication is not well developed. Only one ancient and expensive tree can be used for communication, and this kind of thing is expensive and scarce, and even the nobles have basically only one in their homes for emergency communication.
Thinking of this, Suning couldn't help but miss his mobile phone. If there is a WeChat group, it won't take fifteen minutes for the people here to be gathered, so there's no need to go door-to-door to notify such a troublesome thing.
It's time to upgrade!
"Okay, let's do it first, I'll pick a few first. ”
"Come on, come on, all be quiet, be quiet. There was no time to waste waiting for someone, Suning looked at the hundred or so people in front of him and said, "Start crying!"
"Huh?"
Not only were the 100 people in front of him stunned, but even Gongsun Sun and Chen Meow were stunned. What kind of routine is this? Make people cry when they don't agree?
"The top 20 who cried tears were promoted, and the others were eliminated, and after crying out, they came to me to report. ”
Suning has no superfluous explanations, and he doesn't need to explain at all, if he doesn't even have this bit of acting skills, he will still be a fart actor. Relying on the appearance of the little fresh meat or something, this does not exist in Suning!
"The time limit is three minutes, and if no one cries within three minutes, all of them will be eliminated. Suning added.
"Wow......"
As soon as Suning's words came out, these people didn't ask for much understanding, who made you the examiner, you can't have the final say.
"Very good, twenty of you have advanced, and the others are embarrassed. Go back and practice your acting skills, we will recruit people in the future, and maybe we will hold a training class in the future. ”
There is nothing to complain about, if the skills are not as good as others, they should be eliminated, and the worst is the twenty-first, which is one slower than the twentieth place. It's not that he cries slowly, it's that he stands farther away. However, luck is also a kind of strength, and this is not to blame others.
"Congratulations on passing the first round of interviews, and then proceed to the second round. Suning looked at the twenty people in front of him and continued: "I believe you all passed that tongue twister before you came, who will read it to me?"
"Red carp and green carp and donkey!" replied a clever young man.
"Very well! Suning incarnated as Lao Xing and praised this clever young man.
"Next, it's an upgraded version of this tongue twister, and the top five who are the first to say move on to the next round of assessments, and you have five minutes to prepare. ”
After speaking, Suning took out a tongue twister that had been written by someone, and he really couldn't handle the calligraphy, so forget it. The paper was taped to a wooden board with the words:
Lu Xiaolu's family raised red carp, green carp and donkey, Li Xiaoli's family raised red donkey, green donkey and carp, and Lu Xiaolu's red carp, green carp and donkey should compete with Li Xiaoli's red donkey, green donkey and carp, who is more red and who is greener......
There are more than 200 words in total, and I feel a little crazy just by reading it once, let alone memorizing these things completely. Looking at the twenty dumbfounded contestants, Suning was so excited in his heart that he couldn't do it, how could the assessment be so easy for you to pass! This is the ultimate perverted version of the red carp and green carp and donkey, if you look at it once, you can directly memorize it, and you can pass the assessment without passing the test!
"Let's get started, what are you waiting for. Suning reminded: "You only have five minutes. ”