Chapter 264: Who Lies To Whom
Let Shi Wu really don't want to deceive the two red pandas, but the chain of the "spine" of the Huitian Yu is extremely important, and he must get some if he wants to become stronger, and he has exhausted all methods, first fishing, and after not being able to get his wish, he secretly transferred the liquid in the stomach of the Huitian fish to the bag many times, but unfortunately what he got was still a huge poison, not Huitian wine at all. /γ \\
So he had to start cheating, and asked kindly, "Two little sisters, how does the taste of Huitian wine?"
The two pandas gave Wu a roll of his eyes, and one said viciously: "My name is Baby Bear, I am my sister, her name is Xiong Beibei, I am my sister, I warn you, although you know our language, don't be indiscriminately related to us, otherwise we will be unkind to you!"
Wu Yong was a little depressed, but he still said softly: "My name is Wu Yong, baby, Beibei, it's a pleasure to meet you, Huitian wine is really so delicious?"
"Useless? Really useless people? It's so pitiful, I can't even get a soak of wine. The two red pandas looked at Wu Yong with cha mercy eyes, and Xiong Beibei replied childishly: "Let me tell you, Huitian wine is the first wine in Yubei, and the taste is naturally unparalleled in the world, and there is no wine that can be compared." β
Wu Yong didn't know that he had been despised, and deliberately carried it unconvinced: "There are so many types of wine in the universe that there are incalculable, and Huitian wine is definitely not the first in the universe!"
Xiong Beibei said vigorously: "We are the world's No. 1 wine taster, there is no wine in the universe that we have not drunk, and we naturally know that Huitian wine is the No. 1 wine in the universe."
Wu Yong shook his head into a merchant drum and said: "Baby, Beibei, although you are the world's number one wine tasting master, there is a peerless wine that you must not have drunk, and the taste is definitely no worse than Huitian wine!"
The wine he is talking about is naturally the wine in the barrel fruit, because the wine in the barrel fruit is also natural, and it is similar to Huitian wine, but it does not have the great function of repairing the regular chain, and the taste should not be worse than Huitian wine.
It can be seen that he does have the qualifications to cheat, and he has grasped the characteristics of the two pandas that are addicted to alcohol, and has been making a fuss about fine wine.
The two red pandas seemed to hear the big joke and laughed, and finally the baby bear sneered and said, "You just blow it!
Wu Yong said: "I'm bragging, okay, let you see what real wine is!"
After speaking, he summoned a pale black wine barrel fruit from the space bracelet, slammed it on the ground, stretched out his fingers to poke a hole in the wine barrel fruit, and then beckoned a crystal clear wine glass from the space bracelet, and then produced a full glass of wine. Bu took a sip and closed his eyes contentedly, looking extremely enjoyed.
The two pandas sniffed violently, a look of surprise and surprise, their eyes shot an eager light, and they were about to walk over to verify it, but they found that there was another Huitian fish on the bait, so they threw off their whiskers, fished out four Huitian fish, got four bubbles of Huitian wine, threw down the leather bag, curled the beard at the corner of the mouth, ran to Wu Yong in three steps and two steps, looked and smelled the glass of wine, the eyes were watery, the big nose almost didn't reach the cup, and the mouth was scorched and the throat was also gurglingγ It seems to have itched to the point of unbearable itching. The crystal saliva has long been flowing down the corners of his mouth.
Wu Yong was angry and funny, and asked with a smile: "How is it, is this a peerless wine?"
The baby bear raised his hand to wipe the corners of his mouth, and said innocently: "Brother, this wine does smell very good, but it is not necessarily a peerless wine!"
The saliva on the corner of Xiong Beibei's mouth had already dripped into a string, and he said flatteringly: "Brother, give us a drink to verify the verification, right?"
Wu Yong was extremely proud of his clever tricks, a smile appeared on his face, but his mouth said solemnly: "This kind of fine wine is priceless. But I really like you and treat you like your own sister, so let's have a drink each. After speaking, he put down the wine glass and summoned the other two catties from the space bracelet, the wine glass. Lay it on the ground, take the barrel to the good wine, then raise his wine glass and smile: "Baby, Babe, come, cheers." β
He was eager for the two pandas to taste this real wine so that they could use the follow-up measures. Because his heart is clear, if he wants to get it, he must pay first, and the empty glove white wolf does it without a way, and the success rate is bound to be very low.
The two pandas were happy in their hearts, but instead of rushing to pick up their glasses, they looked at each other. After reaching a tacit understanding, Xiong Beibei said in a milky voice: "Brother, you said that you invited each of us to have a drink, didn't you?"
Wu Yong replied, "Yes, isn't this just pouring a cup for each of you?"
Xiong Beibei pointed to the two wine glasses and said eloquently: "Brother, this is not a cup, but half a cup, and it is not full of much." β
She was exaggerating to tell the truth, it was true that the two glasses of wine were not full, but there was only about three millimeters of space left!
Wu Yong was stunned
Oh my God, now I finally see what a real drunkard is, although the master and uncle are both drunk, but compared to these two red pandas, they don't leave anything, not even a little drunkard.
But the better they are, the more sure you are of getting them today.
He smiled and said, "Baby, Beibei." You're right, my brother is really not full. Okay, okay?"
"Great, thank you, brother. The two pandas cheered and began to act.
Xiong Beibei kicked down, moved the two glasses of wine to the flattest ground, examined them, removed the wine glass, stretched out the fat grind for a while, and then moved the wine glass, several times and three times, until the wine glass in the wine glass did not have any tilt before stopping the tossing, and said: "Okay, this is flat, sister, start to wine."
Baby Bear nodded, glanced at Wu Yong, who was already stunned, and picked up the wine barrel at Wu Yong's feet. The breath was silent and poured wine into the two wine glasses one after the other. Sure enough, he was a master of pouring wine, and he kept adding wine to a height of three millimeters above the wine glass and did not overflow!
"The lights are on, you can drink the baby bear and carefully examine the two glasses of wine for a while. He gently put down the barrel and said happily.
They began to drink in high spirits, and sure enough, they were distinctive, stretching out their red tongues to wrap themselves around their glasses. As soon as they took a sip, the wine in the glass slipped into their mouths, and there was absolutely no drop of it. But he didn't swallow it immediately, but put it in his mouth. Close your eyes, shake your head and savor it. It took several minutes to swallow the wine, and after a while, it took me to open my eyes, and let out a fiery gaze, which was fixed on the barrel on the ground for a long time?
Wu asked with a smile, "How is it, how does it taste?"
Baby Bear swallowed a mouthful of saliva again and said, "Brother, this wine is really a real wine, slightly better than Huitian wine."
Li Beibei's throat shook and said: "I can drink such a peerless wine, and I will die without regrets, but unfortunately I can't get drunk." β
Wu Yong thought that the wine in this black barrel fruit was at most about the same as Huitian wine, but he didn't expect it to be stronger, and he was even more sure in his heart, but he must grasp this heat well, so he no longer invited the two pandas to drink, but drank it cup after cup by himself, and at the same time kept sighing: "Good wine, good wine!"
The throats of the two pandas standing on the side were twitching incessantly, and they looked at it with envy. Didn't let Wu go with any of the action of drinking. He opened his mouth a few times to ask for another glass of wine, but swallowed it back a few times.
Wu Yong felt that it was almost enough, and he could add fuel to the fire, so he sent two more black and shiny wine barrels, and swore and said, "Baby." Babe. This kind of fine wine in the black barrel is really the best in the world, countless times stronger than the fine wine you drank just now, and the Huitian wine is compared to one another. After the garbage is finished, poke a hole in each of the two wine barrels, and then make a glass of wine, sip it slowly, naturally want to have a few more points that exude the aroma of wine, so as to lure out the two panda wine worms, and then take the initiative to exchange it with Huitian wine.
The wine in the black casks is truly extraordinary. The aroma of the wine is incomparably rich, drifting with the wind, and it seems to be able to float the fragrance for hundreds of miles, and even the people who are catching the sky fish are also shocked, swallowing many mouthfuls of saliva.
The two panda noses turned into a bellows. Just breathing like this, it seemed that if he didn't do this, he couldn't breathe, his feet moved forward involuntarily, and his eyes became copper bells. looked at Wu Yong's cup of wine in his hand.
"Good wine, it really deserves to be the best wine in the universe." Wu Yong took another sip and said fanning the flames.
The two pandas couldn't bear it anymore.
The bear baby salivated and said, "Brother, are you selling like this?"
Wu Yong shook his head into a merchant's drum. He asked, "If you were only this kind of wine, would you be willing to sell it?"
The two pandas were speechless and muttered in their hearts: "With such fine wine, of course we will not sell it even if we die." People are of the same mind, and their hearts are of the same mind. He probably won't sell it either
They looked at each other, and finally said at the same time: "Brother, can we hear it?"
"Smell though". Wu Yong nodded and agreed, thinking that they would inevitably have a wine bug attack after smelling it, and then reminded them that they would exchange it for Huitian wine.
"Brother, you are such a good person, and the two pandas each happily picked up a barrel fruit. Bring your nose to the hole and inhale vigorously for a while. Then they nodded to each other, and at the same time they flew into the air with a snort, one to the east, and the other to the west, as fast as lightning, to the extreme.
"Good fellow, you actually robbed me of my wine?" Wu jumped up with his hands and looked to the east. Look at the west, I don't know which one to chase. After such a hesitation and delay, the two pandas had already flown a million kilometers and escaped from his sensing range, and it was too late to chase them!
This is really stealing chickens and rice, and losing the wife and the soldiers!
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