Chapter 1 Dead Runaways

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"Smack!"

With a scream, a white shadow slammed into the empty cardboard boxes piled up high, smashing a deep humanoid crater.

"Huh, I'm not dead, it's not scientific, the fifteenth floor fell. ”

Lu Bu shook his dizzy head, and he didn't understand the situation yet.

"What's going on with Lu San? Don't come out yet, don't delay the next scene!"

A sharp baritone voice came from outside the carton pile, Lu Bu's head hurt, and a huge amount of information rushed into his brain, almost passing out again.

It took him a long time to figure out the situation, it turned out that he was a ninth-rate actor on the earth, his height was good, six feet away, converted to a modern unit of more than one meter six, plus he was ugly and temperamental, and he always played roles such as a bandit and a melon-eating crowd.

I finally hooked up with an eighth-rate actress last night, and when he took off his clean and touched into the room with a black light, the lights suddenly became as bright as day, and dozens of people in the room witnessed his exposure together.

It turned out that Lu Bu offended the crew's small drama a few days ago, and the female No. 18 he hooked up with was actually to please the drama and set him up.

Lu Bu was ashamed, ran out of the room, and crashed into the end of the corridor, or he brought a pig's foot halo, and he caught up with the self-explosion rate of three ten-thousandths of the tempered glass, and the broken glass at the end of the corridor during the day had not had time to be replaced.

Lu Bu fell headlong from the fifteenth floor, and when he woke up from the horror of falling from the building, he found that he had come to this familiar and unfamiliar place.

He knew from the extra information in his mind that he had come to a world parallel to the earth, and it happened that there was also a dragon actor named Lu Bu in this world.

This Lu Buzheng is playing the villain's stand-in in a film, and is filming the scene where the villain jumps off the building and escapes after his cheating is discovered.

Unexpectedly, his heart attack happened to occur at this time, and the person hung up in mid-air, and the soul that crossed from the earth occupied this body at the intersection of the two worlds.

Knowing the cause and effect, Lu Bu heard the shouts of the director outside, didn't dare to delay his work, and crawled out of the pile of cardboard boxes.

There was a sudden burst of laughter around, and Lu Bu remembered that he hadn't put on his clothes yet, but fortunately his pants... Uh, I didn't wear it either.

"Isn't there no dignity in the dragon set!"

Lu Bu took out a piece of cardboard to block the vital point, avoided everyone's knife-like gaze, and hid aside alone to think about the next step.

It's hard to come across such an atmospheric luck, if he still maintains the current life, how can Lu Bu be satisfied.

Not to mention setting a small goal first, earning him 10 billion, and stepping on the peak of life from then on.

The worst thing is to break out the halo of pig's feet, let the director bow his head, and ask himself to be the male lead of the big production with an investment of one billion yuan in eight out of ten.

He thought of this and figured out the background of this world, and the more he thought about it, the more feasible the goal became.

It turns out that although this world is basically the same as the historical trend of the earth, it has turned around in the Ming Dynasty and the Qing Dynasty. The wild boar skin directly failed to win the battle of Salhu, and was copied by the descendants of Emperor Jianwen who came out of nowhere.

The wild boar skin was successfully wiped out, and the descendants of Emperor Jianwen brought the remnants of the annihilation clan, and had the name of righteousness, regained the throne and became the emperor of the Ming Dynasty.

Zhongzong opened the era of great navigation, expanding the territory of the Ming Dynasty to Asia, Europe and Africa, and even Oceania has become an overseas province, which is known as the revival of Zhongzong.

However, Zhongzong did not embarrass Emperor Wanli, and placed his relatives in a special province in the south, and the policies were a little different from those of the Ming Dynasty, and they were a little bit of special care, but they were somewhat similar to the Xiangjiang of Lu Bu's world.

However, although this world is the world leader in terms of territory and national strength, it is a cultural desert, probably because the Ming Dynasty ruled for thousands of years, although Cheng Zhu Lixue has declined, but it is also a hundred-legged insect Although it is not stiff, the cultural atmosphere is more traditional than that of Lu Bu.

Lu Bu was secretly happy when he thought of this, and he just fished out a few books in his memory, which was enough for him to become a god. threw out a few more divine comedies, and was still worried about those little singers who wanted to become famous, and they didn't cry and shouted and threw themselves on their beds to discuss life.

Yes, let's use Yongzi's "The Legend of the Bird Shooting Heroes", once upon a time in the distant south of the Yangtze River, there was a small village called Majiazhuang, not like Zhaojiazhuang.

Yes, there landmines are one of the militia's favorite weapons, and people affectionately call it "iron watermelon", and it also attracts devils who throw mines.

Phew! How did it change to mine warfare, change it, Brother Long's "Peerless Double Pride", the little fish with four eyebrows and the years of burning passion in the building...

After a while, Lu Bu was desperate, he had seen all these classics in his previous life, but most of them were watched through the TV screen. Not to mention that the original work was adapted beyond recognition by the screenwriters who had a brain hole, even if it was strictly in accordance with the original work, he couldn't remember a few lines.

Forget it, let's not get into the literary circle yet, I heard that your circle is too complicated, so I still think about the singers.

Lu Bu recalled the classic songs of his previous life, this is his specialty, music has been through six tricks for him, only one clue, so after thinking for a long time, Lu Bu squeezed out three and a half lyrics.

"Hey!"

Lu Bu thought about it, and couldn't help but sigh for his miserable fate, because he was distracted by thinking about things, his voice couldn't help but be a little louder.

"What are you doing, I didn't see that I was filming, recording simultaneously. ”

A pair of big banya in Lu Bu's ear followed, and he said to him viciously in a low voice, and the big banya almost gnawed on Lu Bu's head.

Lu Bu saw that it turned out to be the crew's drama Wang Daya, he didn't think of a way to reach the pinnacle of life, so naturally he couldn't offend the drama service.

However, Lu Bu came with the memories of his previous life, and he didn't care too much about a small role like Wang Daya, so he said lightly: "Director Wang, can you not add a dead word in front of the dragon set." ”

"What!"

Wang Daya didn't expect that a dragon trick would dare to talk back to him, picked up the fan in his hand, and slapped it at Lu Bu's head.

Lu Bu is also a combination of a dragon suit and a stuntman, and the flexibility of his body is not comparable to this fat drama, and he avoided the fan in a flash.

Wang Daya's fan slapped into the air, and the anger in his heart was stirred up, raised the fan, and slapped it again.

Lu Bu frowned, but he was not angry, and said in a low voice while dodging: "Director Wang, I'm not hot, don't fan me." ”

As he spoke, he quietly retreated to the director's side, Wang Daya didn't hit him several times, and his anger grew bigger and bigger.

Seeing that the heat was almost over, Lu Bu deliberately lowered his voice and said, "Director Wang, what about synchronous recording." ”

Wang Daya was enraged all of a sudden, and raised his voice and shouted: "Synchronous recording! You are a dead trick! Get over to the labor!"

Lu Bu saw that he had been fooled, and squeezed the corner of his eyes at Wang Daya, Wang Daya followed his gaze, and the director was frowning and looking this way, Wang Daya was trembling with fright.

"Boy, I'll settle accounts with you next time. ”

Wang Daya didn't dare to make noise on the set, so he had to glare at Lu Bu fiercely, and lowered his voice to warn him. If this affects the shooting, don't look at him pulling the line between the director and the female number two, and the bearded director can't spare him.

The corners of Lu Bu's mouth curled slightly, and he ignored him, and said secretly in his heart: "Sample, I don't know who will settle accounts with whom next time." ”

"The pit daddy is successful, get a bit of pit daddy value, the godfather system is successfully launched, and the ...... is loading"

Lu Bu couldn't help but be stunned when he heard the voice in his head.

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